Apparently, we got pruned!
evening /b/
LET'S PICK UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF
>>685410311
you took off a layer woooo
Show us your feet
>>685410311
what beer # is that op?
>>685410528
what happened? the thread just.. vaporized!
>>685410647
startin' on number 3! and because I'm well hammered, it's time for the emotional music!!
I MISS BEING IN HIGH SCHOOL..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj5hmkhUntM
>>685410311
You can't get pruned, you're not a plant!
Hitler did something wrong
>>685410772
we waz about to get you shirtless under our spellz
>>685410958
>I miss being in high school
Fuck off bobby
I need my O- drug man, where is he?
>>685410975
CARLOS
>>685410851
dammit, bobby!
>>685410311
Do you know how to tip?
>>685410958
What do you do for a living, to be able to drink and post on /b/ all the time?
>>685411095
What size bra do you wear?
>>685410958
FLCL, good taste sir.
>>685410987
yeah, that HAIRSTYLE
OH!
>>685411076
wait around, he'll return!
>>685410998
haa? oh, alright
>>685411329
lets see dat dick
Steel reserves, my man. Here in Texas, we have the Shatterproof 40s
>>685411411
He did get dubs...
>>685411120
in cash, every time.
>>685411231
I work at a hospital, assistant and orderly overnite duty. it's tedious and spooky, but it pays the bills
>>685411232
you first!
>>685411272
not my favorite from the soundtrack even.
THIS IS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYzQ5QqVD-M
reminds me of my first job as a pizza delivery guy, rocketing all over my hometown, listening to new music I ripped from kazaa, smoking cigs and gazing at natures beauty..
Tell us a bed time story
Seriously, you're cringe overload. Is that you A-log?
finally a thread i can chill in for a minute.
OP i bet im gonna get more drunker than you tonite.
>>685411669
>in cash, every time.
You know what they say, time is money!
>>685411672
Once upon a time, I made a terrible joke. The end.
>>685411498
dick pics are private reserve! he did get a mighty quad split by 4, which has to be relevant to that pic..
>>685411935
Why are you getting naked slowly?
>>685411935
I have no fucking idea why, but I love this thread
>>685411672
once upon a time, winston smashed up his family car with a hammer, killed a bottle of whiskey, went inside and made savage love to his wife.
The End
>>685411913
YOU'RE ON, MOTHERFUCKER!
ow, it hurts my teeth..
>>685410311
About starting that band
>>685412316
>killed a bottle of whiskey
So the victim was an alcohol?
>>685411076
sup bro
>>685412061
cuz I'm DRUNK! heheeheheheh!!
>>685412074
have a blast, buddy!
>>685412690
yes, please show asshole im fapping so hard
>>685410958
I don't think you made it to high school. Or if you did you were the fedora wearing creepy assbergers kid who smelled like piss and cheetos.
post dick u fat sweaty bitch
>>685411095
Nice tits bitch
>>685412797
kek
>>685412999
Checked
Your beard defines beauty
>>685410311
So is your job anything like the tv show Scrubs?
>>685412797
the imagination does all the work, yeah? enjoy!
and enjoy one of my favorite songs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgsiEYi9Ah4
>>685412557
nah dog he said "bottle", that poor glass container didn't have to die.
AHHHHHHHHHGGGGHHHHHH SAUSE
>>685412690
Lol skinny arms and a fat body didn't think that was possible!
nigga looks like big smoke smh
>>685413257
Hey your lucky you don't have to ever worry about girls liking you. Cheers!!
>>685413352
>>685413401
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>ITT: fat man masturbates and posts pictures of his naked sweaty body
>>685412960
GO BULLDOGS!!
>>685413186
Thanks, friend~
>>685413247
oh no, it's more like an SCP Wiki entry.. sometimes
>>685413492
all you had to do was follow the damn train
>>685413257
dam keep going bby bout to cum
>>685413492
stfu faggot
>>685413324
hes got more balls than you to post his face (and hopefully dick).
POST YOUR DICK FOR GODS SAKE.
>>685413352
>>685413401
>>685413494
samefag. that wasnt even funny.
>>685413576
>oh no, it's more like an SCP Wiki entry.. sometimes
Is it spoopy?
Aren't there always lights on and busy people going to and fro?
Talk to us about your coworkers. Who is your favorite and least favorite?
>>685411465
right? these things are great!
>>685413576
goofy ass nigga why'd you have to go bust on my ass with tenpenny fool
meet me at the third island nigga down by the pig pen I be there all day motherfucka
OP you madman, what state do you reside in my good man?
>>685413901
What do you think of my history project.
https://youtu.be/zaSx-sV_VxM
>>685413324
skinny arms? how fucking fat are you?
>>685414012
stfu faggot
>>685410311
I like you Op. These threads are like old /b/ where it wasn't just spam trapthreads and shit.
I finished beer #4 and I'm dry. Thinking of smoking a bowl but that'd be a lot of work, still have to trim it and shit.
>>685413667
His face is his dick.
For real though
I would like to see his dick too I'm sure it's one of those micro penises
>>685414047
Texas
>>685413667
NO WAY!
>>685413890
something about the place at nite is stark and full of electronic activity without people being around enough.. and there's a couple strange patients there.
My nemesis is Stefanie, who runs staffing shit, she looks like an overgrown midget and had nothing but hate to contribute.
op just show your dick whats the big deal
>>685410311
drinking some Colt 45, don't let the smooth taste fool ya.
>>685414376
Stefanie probably make you clean out the bed pans and she's 10 years younger than you. I bet you have a crush on her but she thinks your a loser.
>>685414186
oh das right "nobody jacks the smoke"
classic line baby even I can predict your goofy cop ridden ass yo
4 LIFE YA HEARD
$ 4 LIFE YA SEEN
>>685414047
Texas!
>>685414132
Punk! but there's a timing issue to fix.. otherwise, HEADBANG!
>>685414216
many thanks, buddy! Go for broke, but uh.. if that pic is your meal, don't do it..
>>685414613
What a shitty counter top. Are you a poor fag like op?
>>685410311
KILL YOURSELF YOU FAT FUCK
>>685414376
Stefanie sounds like a real bitch. You know what that means right?
You gotta bang her.
>>685412690
OP do you have a bra you can put on your fat fucking titties?
>>685414747
Not my place, but no I'm not rich, I'm drinking Colt 45 for fucks sake.
>>685414613
Works every time~
*cue 70s horny music*
>>685414618
no, she just acts bitter and fucks up my time clock, crippling my checks. plus, she has like, 5 warts and is super unpleasant.
>>685414994
OP has no dick to bang anyone
>>685415135
listen man I run this joint
do you have what it takes to be a real playa in the grand scheme?
>>685415052
You should move in with op at his parents house. Then you guys could afford a Mikey big mout or something.
Me rn.. Drawing and drinking...
>>685414725
I made the song to fuck with my class but I guess everyone is a closeted racist because they r3slly liked it
>>685411465
Same In LA
>>685415135
Your super unpleasant I bet she fucks up your time clock because your always late and lazy.
>>685414994
Ohh dude, I would, but her tits are super-sad and she has virtually no allure. I'd fuck Nurse Ratchet before I hit that.. not to put myself above anyone or anything
>>685415002
well great, guess I gotta put my shirt back on because this guy is feeling AROOOOUUUUSED..
I like you, not sure why. What are your thoughts on the way hemmingway went out?
>>685414725
your beard is fucken sweet
>>685415320
I'm cool dude, I've got my own place, thanks for the suggestion though.
>>685415534
You should put a paper bag on your head too.
>>685415323
Can you draw Disney princesses?
>>685414376
come on buddy, come on. here is my dick. couldn't get hard right now even if asa akira was naked and bent over in front of me.
>>685415717
what even is this thread, this is fucking amazing, are you the new king of /b/?
>>685415534
dude can we see steafanie
wana get a fandom going yo
>>685415801
I'm pretty sure op's dick is even smaller and more fucked up than your dick
>>685415800
I can draw whatever you have in mind... Rey might not be a princess but She is to me in the new trilogy
>>685415297
HOW RUSTY ARE YA?
>>685415323
that is one of the coolest pics I've seen in my threads, kudos!
>>685415502
I am a model employee.
>>685415859
He's the new chis chan. But gayer.
>>685415984
Can you draw Cinderella heiling hitler, with her saying, "I love you James", with timestamp? Please
>>685415977
HEY
im a grower not a shower. also smooth dubs breh.
>>685413576
Bulldogs? As in Georgia bulldogs?
>>685416011
Your a model piece of shit
>>685416097
Haha yeah sure.. Just give me 10 or 15 mins.. Ima finish my beer and ill start
>>685416202
Thank you anon
>>685415534
What are some hidden perks of working in a hospital at night?
>>685416011
Thanks.. I knew it would stand out.. 211s with some suicide squad members
>>685415566
the author? he committed suicide.
Unforgivable, when he had so much left to do.
>>685415573
Appreciative thanks! heh
>>685415801
you are setting the bar low, my friend..
>>685415859
I'm just a friend.
>>685415882
I'd need to get a pic, but I can by next thursday , when I'm off again!
>>685415984
wow! we've attracted a pro, good work!
>>685415566
Double dubs. I want something out of that. Here's a picture of a hooker I met in Mexico as an exchange.
>>685416292
I get to fondle the sick kids when they are sleeping.
Are you notch?
>>685416376
He's drawing me something special
>>685416376
fuck off nigga im about to polish this liter of rum off and start another.
and what, you drank like 3 beers. get on my level faggot.
>>685416482
Not OP, but kek
>>685416500
his time is running short. he best hurry up.
>>685416482
OP what's your favorite thing to eat when drunk and do you get hangovers. Also do you ever drink liquors or is it just beer you prefer.
>>685410311
Does steel reserve give you a bad hangover? I drank 3 40's of it earlier and woke up feeling like death
>>685416710
20 bucks says its little caesars.
>>685416159
MCKINNEY NORTH BULLDOGS!
>>685416292
I can listen to music on the job, all the filtered water I can drink, free lunch..
>>685416311
a fine mixture. Say, could you sketch a quick pic of me? once you're done with the other request, I mean
>>685415984
wtf are you doing drawing Rey? draw OP obviously
>>685416482
i saved your pictures and will find out which hospital you work at in texas and report you for this you sicko
>>685416793
nope OP, but yeah any malt beverage is ass rape tier hangovers.
>>685416683
I think I'll actually cry if thread 404's and I never get to see Cinderella heiling hitler and saying, " I love you James" with a timestamp
>>685416830
Hahah Yeah im down but just know im buzzing.. Im quick sketching since time is valuable on here
>>685416911
How do you fall for b8 that hard
>>685416482
I prefer to chug dig semen. And I'm always hungover that's why I look like shit.
>>685416830
OP you look like you have a massive child porn folder
>>685416964
If that happens ill make a new thread so be on the look out just in case
>>685417135
Thanks bud pal frien chum buddy
>>685417064
>>685416491
nope!
>>685416543
I'm WORKIN' on it, sheesh!!
>>685416710
chinese food or a turkey and mayo samwich with a shitload of smoky red pepper sauce on it!!
>>685416793
I must have done it enough to shake off the pain, I'm usually okay in the morning..
>>685416964
ive been bumping this thread to keep it at the top. we gonna max this thing out.
he WILL produce the drawing. or else.
>>685416911
Go ahead and report me I'm wearing women's underwear and fingerings my butthole right now as I drink this steel reserve
>>685417226
What are your thoughts on this?
>>685410311
op are you euphoric
>>685417226
i wanna see a dozen empty steels on the floor. ill drink you under your balls under the table.
>>685417226
OHSHITIKNOWTHATBITCH
>>685417401
You are a faggot and a reminder that summer is here.
>>685417060
its not fuckin bait you newfaggot its the same damn guy holy shit
>>685417401
yea you probably are you asshole
whats your fuckin name grow some balls and post it
>>685417566
with these new fangled cellular telephone, summer is always here.
>>685417043
thanks, fine friend!
>>685417064
dude, that's an entire apartment ago!
>>685417108
missed it by THAT much!!
>>685417135
>>685417191
let's be sharp!
>>685417566
Your the faggot so why don't you blow a load in my shitty beard
ugly
>>685417709
What's the worst Christmas present you ever received
>>685417871
You're*
Turns out you're a fucking retard too.
>>685417871
do you like curvy women?
>>685417690
I'm in Texas come find me. Then I'll kick the shit out of you then you can fuck my hairy asshole. NICOLE BITCH
>>685417483
nope! life's true execution is anyone's guess!
>>685417520
YOU CAN'T.. ALWAYS GET... WHATCHA WAAAANT!
ANOTHER MUSIC BREAK!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH2RX7IQcmc
time for another BEER..
>>685410311
OP WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MEME!?!
MINE IS PIC RELATED
>>685418040
I found out my dad won't molest me
>>685418072
No I only like fat ugly neckbeards
>>685418040
mother fuckin' slot cars, back when I was a little one. Never seemed to work, made the room smell like electricity, sometimes caught on fire.
I saw a bad ass bumper sticker of the wisps from princess mononoke. What are your thoughts on that movie?
>>685415323
Legit best lips I've seen in a while. I can't figure out how to draw em
>>685418443
what the WRECK
how could you say that DADY
>>685418486
I shit you not I once got a fake iPhone.
>>685418285
Success Baby.
little guy looks so PUMPED for the weekend!
>>685418486
You were never little. Fuckin fattty.
>>685418819
He's talking about his 2 inch dick faggot
>>685418535
it's one of Miyazaki's best. Primal, violent and onward-facing. I love it, only Ashitaka was kinda boring in the dub.
>>685418684
what a horrid option! glad you overcame it.
>>685418916
2inches? OP wishes
>>685419084
two nights in a row? you mad man
>>685418196
are you real?
>>685419398
had a good day, got a bit of cash, gonna hang out with the weirdos!
>>685419648
the stench coming from your pits must be fucking gnarly dude
>>685419648
hows life nickel
>>685419835
the edge in this thread is out of control
>>685419560
I can be, depends on what you find.
>>685419899
>>685419899
at this point i cant be sure who the original guy is and who is posting old pictures of him to mega troll.
>>685418739
>Success Baby
You oldfag, OP?
>>685420174
psst, check the filenames
>>685419838
strange and fun, as usual. How about you, brother?
>>685420174
buddy, it's me.
>>685420216
I turned 30 this year. 'zat count?
>>685420306
dude fuck you.
Two hours left of my 21 day work shift then a four hour drive home. And it's my birthday, and my gf will be in town for the next week. Life is good.
>>685420611
told you its not that hard.
Im drunk and with friends soo the pictures arent done but I have your picture saved so next time you'll see an accurate result.. Quick sketches to save so when I really do them I have the idea I didnt forget..
>>685420611
what?! just sayin, the troll faggots don't even bother to change the file names so you can easily identify them
also you're wearing a green shirt
>>685410311
timestamp a pic drinkerman
>>685411465
Steel reserve is the butter of beer
>>685420741
>my gf will be in town for the next week.
what the fuck? are you literally a cuckold lmfao! does she live in another state or some shit? that is fucking pathetic m8. You know she is cheating on you right?
>>685420741
WHOOO HOO HOO! I think we found Best in Thread for the week~ congratulations on your fortune, brother!
>>685420799
well done sir
My best quick sketch so I dont forget this awesome idea...
>>685410958
>Implying you're not Bobby.
>>685413576
Heuvelton bulldogs?
>>685420799
KAHAHAH, I'M LOVIN' IT!
nice work so far, friend!
>>685420853
I did last thread.. is it still showing up?
>>685420900
isn't it though? HA! love it
>>685420957
I fucking love you dude
>>685420902
Nah m8. QT vegan that put herself through college. She lives about an hour away but she took time off work for my week off. A friend of hers will be coming and I was told to have lots of wine ready. You can't bring me down with your assumptions.
>>685420957
HAHA!! One for the album!
>>685420990
I have my texas pride so, yeah! I was like bobby as a kid.
>>685421082
North Bulldogs! WHOOF!!
Harley quinn is my fav bitch soo enjoy this one...
>>685421430
i already planted the seed anon.. you know its true! you know shes unfaithful, just accept it m8 . im just looking out for you /b/ro
>>685421563
Alright enough with my drawings...lets crack this 3rd one open
>>685421563
Hot damn, what composition! you are talented and skilled, friend!
>>685421669
HELL YEAH! saludos, buddy!!
music break!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ODf7rZwyCs
>>685421649
I found a good one. I'm not scared at all. She did have sex with a half black dude once. That's a downer. Imma still marry her.
>>685421959
dont say i didnt warn you familia
>>685422085
oh, be nice,
>>685410311
two nights in a row? absolute madman!
>>685422085
I'll keep you in mind while that continues to not happen. I might even think about you while I'm in bed with her and her friend next Friday.
>>685422212
dot wanna see fellow anon heartbroken m8 thats all
>>685422295
I only have two nites off a week, I gotta do what I can to have fun with my favorite strangers!
>>685421904
post pic of you hugging a lamp
who the fuck is this fedora
>>685422487
ill have the last laugh friend .. mark my words
>>685422526
Come, now. We're anonymous, not strangers.
>>685422507
Good shit there m8
>>685422572
>this guy
>>685410311
I love this thread and i don't fucking know why.
Maybe my grandma was right, maybe i am gay.
>>685422507
HAHA! Barbara ain't no wimp!
>>685422526
Well its come to this. All the other post blow so here I am. Cheers!
>>685422684
i could have told you that faggot
>>685422702
Hahah yeah well she dont like 211s.. Only batman does because hes grimey af hahah
>>685422653
fuck off m8 where the quality, all I see is some fuckin wicca piece of shit
>>685422546
I ain't got a lamp! and I'll break my back if I try to hug that one up there.
>>685422612
Agreed, but you all are my buddies! I'd like that as a designation first.
>>685422684
who cares? c'mon in, buddy
>>685422703
this guy.
>>685422581
What's your anon email? I'll keep you posted.
>>685422990
>still this guy
>>685423182
If you can't hug a lamp, then post a pic of you dabbing
>>685410311
Hey op, last time I seen you was in February or something, remember me I was the one anon who was saying you were cute and you offer to come to the rgv for a meet up or something like that
>>685422581
lmao somebody cheated on you and you are bitter about it right?
>>685422703
tip 'em back, bro! how's your nite?
>>685422783
gotta take that edge off, especially with the Joker kickin' at your head!
Let's recover with a bit of spirit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lkyqLhLXQ4
>>685421959
Could have been worse. Could have been a whole black guy. When you cut them in half their penises shrink by half.
>>685423532
never m8
[email protected]
>>685423619
Yeah well with suicide squad coming, joker has the enchantress to deal with... As does everyone else .. Cara delevingne is hot btw
How did you feel about the ending of Naruto OP? I felt it was a cluster fuck thrown together on shirt notice.
>>685423400
what's dabbing?
>>685423524
eh? you're gonna have to be more close than that..
>>685423923
Look up Dab on em on Youtube, then you'll know
>>685423923
> Closer
Like to your area or something, I said something like show your ass or some dumb shit and asked to take your glasses off, also you asked where in Texas did I live in and I said in the Rio grande valley
>>685410958
I feel the same way about hybrid rainbow. Love crazy sunshine too.
Get some better beer tho Kevin fuck lol steelies? I cant do that no more man haha
>>685423923
>hash
>+
>3000000°C titanium nail
>maximum high
>>685423918
I'm still waaaay back at the part where ******* dies and Naruto's busted up about it.. I only liked Shipudden because Hinata totally filled out and Shino's outfit got shadier
>>685410311
Ello, lad.
Just finished drinking this. My girlfriend left me today, so I really wish this were vodka right now.
Cheers.
>>685424028
ohh, that football dance!
I could do that~
>>685424268
I'm on number FIVE! PREACH...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lkyqLhLXQ4
>>685424387
Shino is bangin. I get zero arousal from cartoons, but I'd fuck that chick.
>>685424454
Itll be okay.. My girlfriend left me 2 months ago and it hasnt gotten any better but as long I know shes happy then im okay with that.. Thats love.. If you dont move on then you're possessive and that isnt cool.. I learnee the hard way and realized I should just let her go
>>685424946
this is what you call a nice guy.
>>685424788
Do it
Do it
Do it
Do it
>>685425083
>>685424901
personally, my only waifu has been Mamori Anezaki, she's a real good sort~
>>685424454
Hard times, eh? keep mindful of yourself, buddy,
>>685424946
>hasnt gotten any better but as long I know shes happy then im okay with that.. Thats love
dude thats not love thats just sad
>>685425422
Dubs speak truth
>>685425217
Had to look that one up. I've never even heard of the series.
>>685425020
Nice guy or not, I am always a man.. If you cant understand that then I dont know what to say to you.. I wasnt even nice to her but you gotta realize one day or the next..
>>685425422
I think hes seen way to many drama/romance movies.
>>685425217
Seems like we got alot in common, what kind of stuff do you draw?
>>685425422
It is love.. Why make someone stay with you if they're not happy? Why manipulate them? If they're not happy and you really love them, you'd do your best for them. If thats letting them go so be it..
>>685425558
not bad, yeah? GO DEVIL BATS!!
>>685425688
I'd show you if I could.. the time will come!
I almost had to fight a hobo tonight. Dude asked for a cig and I said I didn't smoke. He caught me smoking two blocks away and was ready to throw hands. I'm glad I didn't give him one.
>>685425978
Aww common :)
>>685425576
>wasnt even nice to her
so then youre an asshole? well then you deserved it, faggot. any ways what fucking man would ever need to hit a woman? what man would ever get into that position? but then most "men" out there are just 12 year old boys in adult bodies.
>>685426077
kek i know the feeling of that hobo dude .. why'd you lie nigger should have just said no
>>685426077
jeez! mighta kicked his ass, though! Hobo code is the same as an RPG!
>>685426112
keep with the thread, I'll show ya later
>>685426077
>not handing him a poison cig
Help control the hobo population. Have your hobos beaten or poisoned.
>>685426120
I had to hit my sisters roommate once. She was a big bitch and got in four hits before I retaliated. I wasn't just gonna sit there and get my ass kicked. She wanted to fight like a man and got put down. I don't feel bad at all. Just saying that never is a harsh word.
>>685426120
Wait up? I just said I wasnt nice.. We both fought but that doesnt mean I ever hit her... I would never hit a woman.. Idk what youre thinking but youre an idiot and probably an actual fag.. Next time your dumbass assumes something, have proof.. I waa just telling someone if their girl left him just let it go..
>>685426478
>big bitch
>4hits
so you must be a weak little bitch?
>>685426441
Fin, dumping random shit
Oh btw what have you been doing lately?
>>685426679
working, sleeping, writing a fantasy tale with a good friend, making beef stew.. yourself?
good thread buddy, you're a likable dude. What time you got, it's 6pm AEST here in Sydney 21/05/16. saturday night mang
>>685426544
>waa
everything you just said is null and viod.
>>685427246
he said texas like 3 hours ago. keep up ya fuckin dingo.
>>685410311
YES! I got in your last thread right before the 404. You're my favorite. I'm drinking with you. T.W. Samuels here. We chatted in an old thread a few months ago. I was drinking Beams 8-star. Good to see you man. Your like the coolest drinking buddy who cant fall down and break my furniture, bec. your're not here, All my other drinking buddies get toasted and fuck up my shit. But you're cool. I'm taking a shot right now. Hows life brother?
>>685427058
On summer break, playing dark souls 3 and persona 4, drawing, also planning to work out
>>685427246
whoa ho, it's 3:00am here in texas, did NOT notice the time..
sup OP
got some bomb heroin over here drinkin some whiskey and listenin to uncle acid
sup bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgUU1K7lbxg
>>685427331
So why take the time to give me the attention? :)
>>685427915
Kek
>>685410311
Hi fred
>>685427414
i asked for the time not the gotdamn place ya fuckin drongo. strike me fuckin pink
>>685427561
Its 3:09 here in MIssissippi. I drank with you a few times before in old threads. Good to see you man. You're cool, I always love it when you pop up. You still drinking that Steel Reserve?
>>685428078
Not OP but dribking a 211
>>685428333
Trips
I just fell asleep for ten seconds..
time for closing statements!
>>685429229
fuck off
>>685429229
Night night sweet prince, when will you be returning?
If anyone wants to keep in touch, seek me on Steam at
The Streetlamp Wizard
it has been a lovely thread to be sure.. time for some groovy closing credits!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmoFfjTg8xU
