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Dick rate thread
what the fuck is wrong with ur dick
>>685400974
decent size, little too much skin but good
Rating all cocks on my snapchat. Snap me your dick for a rate
>>685401806
cute
>>685401919
So small?
>>685402027
i mean, yeah? but i like it.
>>685402747
Kek
>>685402554
would suck
this?
U like?
Mein.
Opinions plax.
>>685403440
>>685403581
Dear god
thoughts? always kinda iffy about it
>>685403841
I foresee a torn Frenum in your future
hi
>>685403999
nice GET
>>685404477
bump
yo B stop feeling subconscious about your size... your thousands of years of evolution have not let you down unless you have a micro penis... girls will love your dick so chill (that is unless she like horse cocks but that's her problem not yours)
>>685403731
Can I suck on it? Pretty please?
>>685404477
nice size flacid
8/10
thoughts anyone? thanks for any comments
take this and call me in the morning
>>685405235
cut a banana in half thats basically your dick
Probably not a great picture
>>685405427
Looks like the alien that rips from ur chest
>>685404875
Are you a man?
>>685404086
Bit small but still fine.
Any guys that want an opinion on their cock snapchat me and I will rate it
Add me
Nothingon69
It's not huge or anything, but I don't think it's awful or anything
>>685405427
your dick looks like you love anime and video games
girls stink... also stop showing me pics of waffles Captcha WTF
>>685405682
Bump
>>685405682
7/10, I just can't get over your terrible fashion sense
>>685406561
Fair, but just.
>>685406024
as a bi male, i'd suck your dick. 8/10
>>685405682
Also to be fair those other boxers were a gift
>>685406953
That's like saying "as a fish, I'd swim."
>>685400974
7/10
>>685405339
is that good or bad?
Yo
>>685407495
erm, no. stop with the false equivalency.
would you fuck every girl's pussy that you saw on /b/? of course not, some are ugly, some are fat, and some are just nasty. its the same with dicks dude.
>>685405682
The fuck is that underwear??
R8 bros :D
>>685408645
1/10
>>685407495
Wow, are your standards really that low?
Mmm yum
>>685400974
Disgusting/10
>>685409046
3/10
>>685409046
Dude, shower before a R8 my dick thread. The dirt on your feet is repulsive to say the least. -1/10
>>685407533
R8 please...
oily me
>>685407533
>>685409473
>Needs approval from /b/
If you are that desperate, idk. If you were my type in regards to the rest of your body with that dick, I'd fuck you I guess.
>>685409326
> repulsive
What u mean?616
Working on getting hard all the way.
im not gay heres proof
R8
>>685409770
I guess it does? Comparing a dicks to the body is a little hard. But I was told by someone I exchanged pics with that I look really cute so if that's what you mean...
>>685410250
I mean if you are trying to shoot for points here, make yourself presentable.
That dirt on the feet is like going in for a handshake after you just picked your nose.
>>685410534
Again, depends on the type. You have what is basically an average dick. Maybe a bit better than average. I've hooked up with a lot of dudes. Seen some really awesome sausage. Seen some that should probably not ever be spoken of.
Just my personal opinion. Not right or wrong.
>>685410768
get hard anon
>>685410299
As pumped as I'll get without jerking off.
>>685410609
I still don't get you, this is cock r8, not feet fetish thread.
>>685411306
Kinda distracting to rate a dick when there is gross shit happening in the background. But if that is really hard to understand, I guess my work is done.
i have frenulum breve :( my dick sucks
>>685411463
But you didn't explain your point of view. Just curious.
>>685411302
I'd swallow it
>>685411840
Thank you.
>>685412111
Where you from
>>685411037
Ok.
my snap is dustycar
send me ur cum
rate me pls
>>685403999
Waste of trips
thoughts?
>>685412865
Stop trying to make it big by holding your hand against the balls and taking a pic, take a regular pic.
>>685413028
your wish
>>685413028
>>685413028
not him but holding your hand by your balls wouldn't make your dick look bigger... For one you are taking up space that could show your actual dick. Your hand covering it up shows less of your dick, making it look smaller.
>>685412248
Sorry man, I don't give out info. But here is my cock a little harder to make up for not answering.
>>685413648
Well I'm from Chicago and if your near I'd eat your cock everyday.
from an old tribute thread lmao
>>685413566
are you straight?
>>685413965
I'm pretty far but if I was near right now I'd let you do what you want with it.
>>685412746
Ouch, that's harsh.
But here's more of me, anyway.
>>685414249
Mmmm I'd swallow you up
>>685414104
yes fag
>>685414248
why aren't you posting this shit in tranny threads instead? you know there is femanons here too who look at guys cocks right? or are you a faggot opposed to that?
>>685414543
wait you're a fag?
>>685414612
im as straight as my cock
>>685414563
I just want my dick rated like everybody else, is that too much to ask for?
>>685414771
dick rate threads have been around since about 2007. Tranny shit has not. Why not go fuck with them instead? Femanon's exist here. Tranny's shouldn't.
>>685414942
I just want my dick rated like everybody else, is that too much to ask for?
>>685415111
-3/10 looks disgusting.
>>685415111
Paid shill? Following a script?
>>685413566
looks exactly like mine. my gf said she wants us to double team her.
>>685415437
what kind of retard thinks somebody would get paid to post in dickrate threads?
>>685415604
Mmm I could deep throat that all day.
>>685415698
Any agenda could be paid for.
>>685415810
Show me your cock.
6 inches on the dot. Can't complain about it.
>>685400974
Perfect /10
I'd deepthroat that thing and make you cum buckets.
>>685403999
Very nice. Would let you do whatever you wanted to me..
How about me?
>>685404422
not bad. trim some of the pubes though
>>685404600
looks nasty. try moisturizing... I dunno
5.5 inch virgin
hit me
>>685405999
very weird skin color... put if I liked you before seing it, I'd still suck it
>>685406024
that's a very nice dick. Would suck whenever..
7.5 top curve
8.5 bottom curve.
Started around 5.5; jelqed and hung weights for additional length.
>>685416165
dang I'd suck that 8/10
>>685417029
5.5 inch? wtf.
it looks like, nearly 7.
>>685408645
the dick is probably good but everything about the picture is terrible.
The angle, the light, the clothes... yuck
>>685409046
nasty/10
I would like to be a little bigger. A little over 6 inch 5 inch girth.
>>685409578
yuck
>>685410299
so far so good
Haven't taken a pic in a while, but not much has changed.
5.5inch 22yeats virgin
>>685416165
Fuck man, I'd love to have that down my throat. Age?
>>685417673
well sorry to disappoint but 5.5
>>685417517
congrats on the final product of the jelqing
8/10
nice fur as well, btw
>>685418069
Start chatting up older femanons about twice your age that dress like they want it @ the pub/club wherever buy em a couple drinks start getting friendly with them place your hands on them, even if you blow your load after less than a minute they'll get you back up and running to fuck them again until you feel her cervix massaging your tip as she's cumming.
>>685418714
what the actual fuck is this
>>685418939
this one isn't even that bad. It's just body mod.
>>685418939
prometheus xenocobra/10
>>685419159
>just a body mod
6 inch virgin here
think the doctor did a good job on my circumcision, guys?
>>685419310
kek <--- This One
kek
kek
kek
kek
>>685419425
more
>>685400974
Another fags looking at each other's dicks thread. Take it to /soc/ bois.
>>685419159
Yeah, like mine
>>685419425
u bring disgrace to our race by posting you small black weenie.
>>685418804
Thanks.
I'd like to hit it again and add a bit more girth but currently partnered and having too much sex to jelq/hang consistently.
>>685419425
the jew look does not work on you my man
4/10
>>685419782
just a myth.
>>685419782
>6 inch
>small
>>685401806
Jesus man the jews fucked your dick up real bad.
>>685419919
6 inches is small u fuckin retard. 8-10 inch is the average for black people; in fact im 8 inches and thick bitch
>>685412818
terrible
>>685419900
how about me?
>>685420175
big cums/10
Rate pls
>>685420087
>>685419919
he's right, just check me out
>>685420340
lol
Aight let's fucking do this shit properly
>>685400974 Nice to see some uncut, 8/10
>>685401806 kinda on the short side, 6/10
>>685402554 Good consistent colour, 8/10
>>685403203 Small and thin 5/10
>>685403277 Checked, good length and girth 9/10
>>685403344 Small, thin, bad fordyce spots 3/10
>>685403731 Weird discolouration, but otherwisegood 8/10
>>685403841 Thin, but nice 7/10
>>685403920 Weirdass shape, good length 6/10
>>685403925 Teenie, weenie panini. 5/10
>>685403999 Checked, good curve, nice length, 9/10
>>685404086 Short, decent girth, seems like tight foreskin 5/10
>>685404600 Checked, dry disgusting skin, otherwise good 5/10 (moisturize and I'll bump it two notches)
>>685405427 Weird colour, bit on the short side 7/10
>>685405682 Wtf underwear, decent length, alright girth 7/10
>>685405999 Checked, average length, good girth, bad photo 7/10
>>685406024 Maybe good, seems like a 6/10
>>685407533 Nice length, good girth, bad colour 8/10
>>685408110 Perf length, good girth 9/10
>>685408645 Dick's looking good, rest is not, 7/10
>>685409046 Chubster, bent, bad pubes, filthy 3/10
>>685409578 Bad photo, average length, alright girth 5/10
>>685410768 Bit on the short end, good girth, uncut 7/10
>>685412541 Good colour, nice length, nice girth, 7/10
>>685412586 Grade A length, good girth, shame about lighting 10/10 grats
>>685412651 Good length, good girth, 7/10
>>685412692 Nice vein, bit short, good girth 6/10
>>685412818 Upside down weird looking thing 3/10
>>685412865 Great length, great girth, nice shape 10/10
>>685413566 Still 10/10
>>685413648 Short, good girth, 7/10
>>685416165 Nice veins, good shape, uncut, awesome cum 8/10
>>685416720 Good length, average girth, 7/10
>>685417029 Good length, probs small hands, nice girth, 8/10
>>685417305 Good length, good girth, good skin 9/10
>>685417517 Fine length, bit thin, way too hairy, 7/10
>>685417941 Good length and girth, perfectly good 7/10
>cont..
>>685420175
nigga you better just start off with fisting her with that battering-ram- ass dick ya got there, fam
>>685420427
>do you even lift
>>685420175
fucking hot please show video cumming
>>685420087
Please stop this shitty meming troll shit
>>685420441
I got a 10? Holy shit im flattered
>cont - >>685420441
>>685418068 Nice length and bend, 8/10
>>685418069 Weird colour, odd shape, not hard 4/10
>>685419425 Bad discolouration, good shape, good size, 8/10
>>685420419 Bad case of fordyce spots, bit short and thin, 6/10
>>685420682 Still looking good. Great head.
> dropmic.gif
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>>685420833
I am so flattered like really
>>685420927
nigga i hope you gay bc you aint never gon fuck a grill
>>685420981
pequito/10
>>685421006
A stranger on the internet likes your cock. It ain't much, but it's something. Use the confidence well.
>>685421255
Well, im also getting laid consistently and im the largest she's ever had and is having a rough time with me
So thank you!
>>685421330
Whenever I feel bad for being cut at least I know I'm not like these poor bastards
>>685421211
Meaning?
>>685421368
I'm not surprised. It's a great tool, I'll give you that.
>>685421513
Tiny.
>>685421560
i'm confused by the point of this picture
>>685421546
well thank you friend
>>685419900
Jew look?
>>685421576
A dick is a dick asshole
>>685421654
The pleasure is all mine, stranger!
>>685421696
That's definitely not true. Don't ask for rating if you don't want the truth.
>>685421696
why didn't you post one hard instead?
>>685421719
Thank you :)
>>685421616
Fun story, that's a guy that took measures to enlarge his penis. That's a very unhealthy and diseased penis.
Here's an after photo
R8 me plx
>>685416643
Dude or chick? I'm only interested in the latter.
>>685422162
jokes on you, penis enlargement doesn't exist or else everyone would be getting them and have giant dicks, like women getting boob jobs.
>>685422226
can you take another angle?
>>685421006
>>685420682
These two... 9.5/10. But 10 is perfection, so feel v goid about your cock both of you
>>685422558
friend theyre both me lol
>>685419555
I wish it was a little bigger, but don't we all
>>685422738
not me
I'd make my girlfriend suck most of you guys dicks and she'd listen to me too.
That feel when I can have threesomes with my gf and another girl or my gf and another guy at a moments notice and she does what I say.
hey
>>685423198
You like being a cuck?
Lmao
>>685423311
9/10 weird tip good size/ symmetry
Daily reminder that when this thread pops up you faggots are showing your dicks to a bunch of other fags online so congratulations on that. This must be a proud moment for you.
>>685423447
Nice meme, summer sure is fun
>>685423447
>calls someone a cuck for being dominant sexually
>>685423566
>>685423659
>letting other guys fuck your girlfriend
>watching
>not a cuck
Jesus Christ go back to 9fag
>>685423802
>Calling a threesome watching
Looks like you've never had a threesome before because a threesome involves everyone actively being sexual physically to either both or one of the people involved.
You better take your own advice on the 9gag shit.
>>685406024
Fucking hot. Would suck that all day
>>685423198
HAH, now this is more of a cuck than any. And worse summerbait than I could ever think of.
>>685423809
>>685423900
I'd turn gay for sucking that cock
>>685424197
Thanks! I'd even let you suck it
>>685424148
have people really been this brainwashed?
do you know what a cuckold is?
because it definitely isn't someone who has threeways with people, getting involved and not watching.
it also isn't someone who has a submissive girlfriend because the boyfriend is dominant, she obeys, etc.
>>685424062
Even if you're doing something you're still also watching and letting another dude fuck your girlfriend you fucking retard.
Whatever. She's your filthy whore. Disgusting.
Rate
>>685424502
>Being this beta.
Sorry you're such a virgin faggot little dude. Maybe in the future someone will want to fuck you and respect you enough to listen to what you tell them.
>>685424502
how people give in to conservative brainwashing at this level I will never understand
>>685424502
hilarious you actually think that shit.
enjoy your future girlfriend cheating on you behind your back while you believe she's a princess.
>>685424606
Stop choking it to death/ 11
>>685424502
Y-y...you've never had a threesome before...? Or wanted one?
>>685400974
Is good penis but I dont like pubic hair so 7/10 from me
>>685425005
With two girls maybe, not with another guy you fucking fags.
>>685424837
>not wanting other men fucking your girlfriend is conservative brainwashing
Go eat a black cock you fucking bernigger piece of shit
>>685424875
>it's not cheating if I'm watching her fuck him!
>>685425472
Why wouldn't you want to fuck a girl with another guy? Has nothing to do with being gay. You don't do anything to the other guy. Just dominate her.
Also, I'm politically right. I hate Bernie SJW retards. I assume it's because you've been brainwashed to be Christian, yet I'm an Atheist because I was never indoctrinated and can think for myself. Before you get up me for calling you Christians, I also dislike Muslims too, except much more. I'm very far from the left.
>>685425586
He was talking about a threesome, as in, three people fucking. Not cucking, as in 2 people fucking and 1 being left out.
>>685425586
you don't understand what a threeway is?
>>685426036
Because if she's my girlfriend I don't want her to be a fucking whore and fuck other guys Jesus Christ can't believe you'd even ask that
You people have some serious fucking issues if that's what you want a relationship to be like. If it's the old whore from the truck stop whatever, but not your fucking girlfriend.
>>685426467
I know I should do porn, and probably will
>>685426467
I need it in me.
>>685426467
>download (26)
>>685426657
Your dick sucks
>>685426313
You're so possessive
You must be a miserable lay
>>685426313
gross why the fuck would anyone want to fuck an old whore
>>685426925
Ya bro free love n shit right?
Who cares man? Open relationships are the future right?
>>685427139
When you start letting your girlfriend fuck other guys guess what that makes her?
>>685427189
Not really an open relationship. Has nothing to do with romance or love. Just fucking around for fun because you know, that shit feels good?
Why not have fun before you fucking turn 50 or have kids?
>>685427252
not old and if anything - my whore?
>>685403925
Would suck
>>685427252
someone who has fun before getting tied down in marriage with kids?
>>685400974
>>>/soc/
go back there
>>685427671
Letting other guys fuck your girlfriend is fun? Jesus Christ you people are hopeless.
>>685427560
So a pimp that gets tied down and maybe even eventually marries one of his whores isn't pathetic for doing so?
