How do you see the USA? Include your flag
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
How do you see the USA?
Include your flag
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>>685391160
Detroit is up in the mitten wtf
>>685391160
>washington, DC in washington state
>>685391160
>>685391998
this seems accurate
>>685391160
>>685391998
The "intelligent" section is actually where the dumbest people live.
>>685391160
Yeah pretty much. Except trucks and niggers should be added to yeehaw and dicks also
>>685391998
>"Intelligent"
Accurate.
Sorry for shitty quality
>>685391160
>Basically Mexico + Trucks
Also, accurate.
>>685392629
>>685392907
>>685393073
kek I'll fix it in a moment
>>685392907
>"crime"
So you didn't want to put niggers twice?
>>685391160
wow, really? Michigan technically takes up a lot of the USA according to your map. Why is Nevada thought of as full of fags? That D.C. reference is legit lol
>>685391998
Texan here, cowboys and large portions are spot on. The rest is pretty accurate as well
>>685393550
kek
>>685393884
faggot, you forgot your flag
>>685393976
couldn't be bothered googling one, doesn't matter anyway
>>685394072
I'm guessing you're from the UK
I forgot to post my flag but I live here so whatever
>>685394181
>couldn't be bothered
definitely an englishman
>>685394181
nope, finfag
>>685393415
Nope, I see too many on a daily basis
>>685392155
This guy gets it.
>>685394510
pretty accurate, are you american?
>>685394700
yes
>>685394510
you're going to nuke 90% of the US' fresh water supply?
good move faggot
>>685393590
You are NOT a Texan lol. Unless you live in some village in the middle of butt fuck nowhere.
Those stupid americans..
>>685394962
jokes on you, i get my water shipped from the springs of poland.
>>685395046
Not even close with where NYC is
>>685395046
NY isn't in Maryland, but whatever.
>>685391160
>>685393550
I chuckled but you still have to go back
Accurate?
>>685394968
I live in conroe you fagget fite me
>>685392629
thats where all the ivy league schools are...
>>685391160
You fucking put "COLD" in the same latitude as California. You're a fucking idiot.
>>685391160
my information is based off stereotypes and movies. how accurate am i?
>>685391160
>>685395798
Not OP
>Implying that latitude is the only thing that influences climate
>>685395932
NY and Maine are the only places that actually matter
>>685395932
off by about 1000000000000000000 miles, common we arnt that shitty
>>685395161
Kekd at wawa
>>685391160
>>685394317
>French Louisiana mentioned
>Swell with pork griades and boiled crawfish.
>>685395932
Pretty shit tbh
Take it from someone who lives here: >>685395633
>>685391160
>>685396346
Accurate
>>685392155
duds of truth
>>685396275
Fuck yeah, CT fag here. Glad you pointed directly at us as smart people
>>685391160
This and only this op
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>>685396303
>Indiana Jones?
Top kek
Georgia? Rednecks and Yeehaw? Georgia is far from both of those things though, its full of niggers, rap music, and weed. ps i'm a georgia fag, i'd know.
>>685396377
that's not where new york is.
>>685396346
What is that flag?
>e pluribus unum?
>tuebor?
>???
>CIRCUMCISE?
>>685391998
>corn
>in Montana
more like huckleberries and bears
>>685396853
>If you seek a pleasant peninsula, look around you
>>685396068
Must be that big block of ice in the Atlantic Ocean next to them.
>>685396346
you want to nuke your own state? lol
>>685396978
>>685397011
Fucking Texan shitposters showing off how ignorant they are
>>685396134
"based on movies and stereotypes"
>>685396853
Michigan
>>685395531
>tries to turn thread around
>still amerifat
>>685397098
No, I mean during the Cold War, Michigan's manufactories were literally prime targets for nuclear devastation.
Why should they have all the fun...
>>685393550
Typical spic
>>685397108
Actually dude, I've traveled all over the country, I can name all of the states, and most of their capitals. Its called a joke. Go suck Hillary's cock nigger.
>>685396275
>newyork
>smart people
>>685396982
accurate
>>685397108
Sounds like someone is from a flyover state
>>685396275
most accurate one yet
sorry im inside the us
>>685391160
Vad fan gör du uppe så tidigt?
>>685397194
Chinese Weebster spotted
Opinion counts as 1/4
>>685397539
Sounds like someone doesn't know where all the international airports are located.
>dc
fuck right off faggot.
>>685394510
Texas would fuck you >>685396275
Cacti, Aussiefag.
>>685397785
LAX, DFW, Phoenix, Atlanta, JFK, and LaGuardia are the ones that matter.
>>685392629
Dumbass
>>685397854
If you're talking about the guy from Slipknot, he's a bit further northeast.
>inb4 A FUCKING LEAF
sverige!!!
>>685398061
Nah guy from that band Vesuvius, he's our cousin he moved to Tennessee recently.
>>685394380
Is that not a phrase amerifags use?
>>685397011
fuck yeah, I'm from Iowa dude lol
(actual iowa not just the area you called iowa)
>>685398098
A FUCKING LEAF, M8
>>685397854
You seem like you don't really have a good grasp on any of the geography of the United States, bucko
>>685397775
>tries to be edgy and tell someone off
>actually admits my opinion counts
>literally this stupid
>>685391998
> pole
> calling anyone retarded
kurwa pls
>>685392155
DUBS OF TRUTH
>>685393884
Fuck off India
>>685398098
>>685397647
Wisconsin here, I completely agree
>>685397647
U jelly about that peninsula, m8y? Want to have another war over it?
>>685393550
I kek'd
>>685397245
i actually lol'd @ all the Ivans
>>685396303
>mfw I live in Nebraska
>>685398290
I dont really have a good grasp on anything at the moment.
>>685398503
>>685397647
Wisconsin here too. Why does everyone think we have black people here? I didn't see a black person until I went to a big university.
>>685398680
Have a big glass of water.
>>685397651
>>685397854
Faggot Wisconsin is where the cheese is at
>>685398680
Yes but we'll raze all of Michigan once we win
>>685399097
Nigger, we make all the fucking tanks! What are you going to "win" with?
>>685391160
>>685391998
>>685392155
>>685393884
>>685395046
>>685395932
>>685397245
>>685398300
>>685399175
sorry forgot flag
As I'm not from America I must ask this. Does anyone here care about Alaska nad Hawaii?
>>685391160
Canadian
>>685399181
Nobody likes Michigan so we'll just ask literally any other state to help.
>>685399383
>>685399398
>>685391160
Nigger
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/good-goy
>>685399461
Yuup
>>685399725
Everyone thinks Minnesota is nothing, and, living here, yes, think that. Please don't move here unless you're white. We have too damn many Somalis and sex trafficking and crack.
>>685399776
>>685399646
Asia invented guns you fucking dipshit
>>685398349
kekekekekekekekekek
>>685395687
I see you put frances flag in the corner
>>685391160
How accurate is it?
>>685399815
>>685399835
>canada
>calling anywhere in the usa cold
what the heck
>>685399832
Not for widespread military use, retard.
>>685399815
>>685397194
>le epick animay maymay :^) ;^) :^) ;^)
>>685400009
>>685397647
Fukin kek
Where do you live?
I live in Appleton
>>685400154
>>685400294
>>685398311
>le dank mayme arrowz
>le animay memay
>:^)
>>685398311
Everyone's opinion counts
Just the Chinese weebsters counts less than a normal persons
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>>685400429
>>685400502
>>685391160
everything in green represents the English Man's.
>>685400093
>British
>Europe
Pick one.
>>685397926
O'Hare in Chicago is pretty big, too
>>685392907
>Rain
As someone who lives there, yes. There is only rain here.
>>685400554
>>685398219
To Canada,
Can we crash with you
From Minnesota, with love
>>685400194
Same
>>685400588
You are all the same to me, yurofag.
>>685400639
>>685393550
lel
>>685400740
>>685400194
Fuck Appleton, faulty fucking night vision goggles.
>>685400639
Kek, literally no one cares about WWII in europe except the jews.
>>685400502
Gypsies are cancer
>>685400814
>>685400588
sorry euroniggers
you all get lumped together big ol island or not
one fails youre all failures
>>685400816
What did night vision goggles do to you in appleton, anon?
>>685400881
I've met too many overly offended yurofags to take that comment seriously.
>>685400895
So are all yurofags.
>>685400910
>>685397245
As a pole I always wondered what's the deal with the jokes about us? I'm not mad, butthurt or whatever, simply curious.
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>>685401296
>>685400910
>>685400814
>>685400740
>>685400639
>>685400554
>>685400502
>>685400429
>>685400350
>>685400294
>>685400154
>>685400093
>>685400083
>>685400009
>>685399900
>>685399873
>>685399869
>>685399835
>>685399815
>>685399776
>>685399725
>>685399646
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>>685399544
europe is not represented by a single person or view from aforementioned single person you dipshit
if one american says jews are the best i do not believe it makes all americans say it
I am an ex American....
>>685401368
>tfw america wouldn't exist if Europe wasn't godly
>>685391160
r8 my map /10
>>685401177
>I've met too many overly offended yurofags to take that comment seriously.
Yeah, those were jews.
>>685401420
The majority of shit eating yurofags on this site and those I've had to deal with in real life have formed my negative opinion. This thread was full of ignorant yurofags guilty of stereotyping, but you only single out me because yurofags are hypocritical faggots.
>>685401427
>>685401427
you have chronotical egocentrism! trying to justify what happened today by what occured yesterday? you think all of space and time is one, static, objective? obsolete
>>685400093
>>685400154
>>685400294
>>685401731
Still yurofags. I know one was Catholic for sure.
>>685401778
>>685397011 I agree with this, am from California
>>685392629
lol it's fun to lie
>>685401778
i seriously can't comprehend why it bothers you so much
>>685401703
8/10, the way you typed some of the things made me giggle
>>685399869
you put "kkk/rednecks/republicans" in the wrong place, they are more south east
I guarantee this will all be on /r/4chan
>>685401796
>I don't believe in cause and effect
Yurofags generally have trouble with understanding the consequences of their actions.
>>685401945
>>685401703
are you by chance a failed novelist?
>>685402254
no, why? I do write some though
>>685399461
probably the most accurate
>>685395161
Move the Cuban/yanks line up to the 3/4ths mark of Florida and it's fixed
It Is extremely obvious the people who have been to Michigan and who haven't been to Michigan. People who think Michigan is Detroit have never been in Michigan. Pretty much everything outside of Detroit is redneck land, Further north you get the shittier it becomes till you pretty much hit Louisiana levels of stupidity in the U.P. In example buddy of mine dated a chick that thought "Camoflauge" was a color you could just pick up at a paint store.
>>685402082
Why does this seem to bother you so much? It bothers me because for years I've attempted to explain americans aren't all fat and stupid, but yurofags have already decided to hate me. So I will hate them.
>>685402242
>>685402577
>>685397194
Cuck triggered
>>685402681
>>685401287
also here's mine
>>685402577
think of my bother as a momentary lapse in judgement, i'm not perfect
my point is you need to calm down
>>685396303
>old people
>alligators
>disney world
You summed up florida pretty well
ITT: Foreigners care a lot about NYC but no one knows where it is
>>685402788
Why should I do anything you want, yurofag?
>>685402871
>>685403015
>>685403092
>>685402771
7/10 accurate
>>685402334
fucking showoff
>>685403188
>>685403015
>>685402681
That original pic would have been good trolling, but clearly by the number of times I've seen it re-posted on /b/, too many dumbfucks don't know the difference between American and European electric sockets. Hopefully this will start to clear it up--I'd like to see this re-posted as much as the original.
>>685397011
Yeah, I've been to Texas. Huston is appallingly ugly with god awful traffic, San Antonio is full of spics, and the cops arrest you for driving in the left lane in traffic.
Seriously, secede already, Texas.
>>685403015
why should anyone listen to anything you have to say?
what a pointless question
justification off the future not the past time only goes one direction unless i missed something
>>685403312
>>685395969
Fucking communist
>>685401287
I don't even know. I just know every time my brother and I would fuck something up or do it in an ass backwards manner during a little project he'd call us the Polish work crew.
Guess it's because your people have a reputation of being ass backwards with your heads up your ass.
>>685403359
Yurofags are too stupid to understand that sockets are different in different places.
>>685403392
>HURRRRRRRRR DURRRR
That's my point, yurofag.
>>685403470
>>685403181
>Murican correctly knowing where Scotland, Wales and England are located
Fake.
>>685403865
>>685399440
Nope
>>685403986
Seriously, why can't Europeans find New York? I can find Bucharest and Bratislava from fucking memory.
>>685403865
no, it is not
you're trying to convince people europe is somehow worse than other places in the world
there are stupid people everywhere and the worst continent is undisputedly africa
>>685404074
>>685403958
Those are easy as fuck.
>>685403312
>>685401909
8/10
>>685403595
Makes sense.
>>685404052
Brazil, quit being a good guy. Be an asshole like everyone else.
>>685402334
It's hysterical because it's so fucking accurate. Bottom 2 pic parts are what slayed me.
>>685391160
canadian climber
just got back from Kentucky :D
I want to live there one day
