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Good evening, Anonymous! Sorry for being so late opening up.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Good evening, Anonymous! Sorry for being so late opening up.

How was your week? Mine went all over the place, but in the end it was a good one. Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.

>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) get readings from the Hermetic Tarot. Ask any question, or default to "what will the near future hold for me?" if you like.

>Leave a name for the consolation prize, a fortune cookie from a junior shrine maiden.

>GETs can be donated to others.

>Patience and love.
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Will the thread be cursed?
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>>685387152
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>>685387152
I can't remember a night in a long time where it wasn't. Our curse guy comes here more than the regulars.
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>>685387318
There we go.
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>>685386966
What is my love laifu going to be like by next year?
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>>685387533
You aren't trained to disspell curses, Alice.
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heres your bump
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>>685387763
W-why there is nothing to it! If a lazy layabout like Reimu can do such a thing, s-surely a resident of Makai could d-do it with no effort at all!
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>>685387822
and these dubs shall go to whoever needs them
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>>685387533
>>685387763

>whistles innocently

>>685387533
Oh hey, Alice! Happy dubs!

Wanna ask the cards anything?

>>685387822
Check'd.
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>>685387907
But Makai is nothing but a cursed place.
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>>685388105
Exactly. A b-being of pure cursedness should b-be able to remove them as well, should t-they not?

>>685388082
Yes. Ask t-them what the future holds, using t-the power of the dubs.

I w-will purify this thread while y-you do so, using purging stones.
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>>685386966
Your feet look kind of manly. Are you a trap?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3nfweteZck music bump
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>>685386966
Sup Reimu
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>>685386966
I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.

hello OP

I ejaculat powrefuly
the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
I defecate

Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj
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>>685389005
I came
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>>685388649
It's called not skipping leg day.

>>685388313
I don't think curses dilute curses.
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>>685388313
Here goes~

>1) Princess of Cups
Princess of the Palace of the Floods

Upright - A reflective, poetic, quiet and artistic person, gentle and kind. A person with a wealth of knowledge, giving freely his advice. A person gifted with much foresight.

>2) King of Cups
Prince of the Chariot of Waters

>Upright - A person who commands respect, but not love. A man of business or law, considerate and responsible. He is kind but ambitious and a skilled negotiator. He is a born manipulator, someone who has arrived in a position of power by the use of brain as opposed to brawn. He avoids taking people into his confidence and often works in secret or behind the scenes. He is a seeker of power, with hidden motives, often distrusted or feared by those around him.

>3) The Last Judgment
The Spirit of the Primal Fire

>Upright - Changes and improvements. Satisfactory outcome to a specific matter or period of life. Joy in accomplishment. Awakening. Rebirth. A good time for career moves. renewed, health, vitality and mental clarity. Sometimes indicates important pending decisions that will change the pattern of life for the better.

The first two are people to look out for in the near future. Or maybe it's two sides of the same coin. I get that sort of feeling from it. Like the princess is someone's anima and the King is their animus.

Anyway, the Last Judgment is a powerful Major Arcana, which means its effects are strongest. Only good things ahead, it seems!
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>>685388888
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>but in the end it was a good one
>in the end
Haha! Now I get to meme!
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>>685389326
How little you know.

>>685389405
W-well that's certainly good news.

As w-well, I have purged y-your thread of all curses. It s-should be a good one!

H-have fun!
*vanishes*
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>>685389481
Nice quints?
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>>685389613
Thanks Alice, have a good night!
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>>685389613
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>>685389787
>every image of her that happens to show her bare feet makes sure to have 'bare feet' in the file name
Not to be rude, but why aren't other things mentioned?
Why isn't the cat mentioned?
I like cats.
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>>685390152
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>>685386966
Hello Reimu, how are you? Also, nice dubs.
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I need them dubs. Asking about immediate love life situation.
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>>685390152
Nobody ever asks for cats, though.
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>>685390268
Reminder that I actually did spend my time creating this edit.
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>>685390456
It's going to be unfortunate.
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>>685390456
Rerolling. I must know for the sake of knowledge... errwhatever.
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>>685390487
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>>685390660
Your love life spells out nothing but demise.
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>>685390468
Are you saying they do ask for feet?
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Well, I'm not surprised.
I would be fine with either.
Or both.
>>685390706
Sic the cat on 'em
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Gotta love me them shrine maidens. Mmm.
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>>685390785
Thats a little dark, don't you think?
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Good evening I have a big day tomorrow at the election what do you see for Dan? thank you
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>>685390785
You should probably stop handing out misfortune.
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Fortune for Joseph Joestar
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>>685390861
I have created a poll to help gather information on the subject.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10267706
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>>685391089
There's still plenty left.

>>685391029
They asked I answered.
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>>685390660
Chief got dubs and didn't want them, I'll get ya.

>Justice (Reversed)
Daughter of the Lord of Truth
negotiations. unfair or delayed judgement.

Being reversed, she represents injustice and inequality. It sounds like it's pretty unfair to you, whatever situation you're in.

>Knight of Swords (Reversed)
Lord of the Winds and Breezes

Reversed, the knight represents similarly negative things. Someone is being sly, deceitful. Causing arguments which continue into the near future.
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>>685391106
>Joseph Joestar has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "50".
good luck for you joseph
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>>685391440
Hey Chief, how are you?
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>>685390861
Moreso when I first started out, since the public orgies were in town at the time.

People do still ask sometimes, though. Once in a while.
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>>685391212
there is a severe lack of titty oranges on that poll doc
>>685391589
other than getting annoyed at the drop rate for items in an area i hate pretty good, you?
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>>685391440
Very niceu!
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>>685390367
Hey there. I'm doing pretty great today! I got an art project done that'll make me some money soon, so I can't be anything but.

>>685391212
>puts on a button that says "I voted."
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>>685391810
Then I'll create a strawpoll for each thread, to learn more about life in general.
Even if literally nobody answers, I still learn something, and that's that nobody cares.
The subject of the next one will be tit oranges.
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>>685391810
I'm good, just finished DOOM. About to start it on ultra nightmare.
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>>685392045
i will be sure to vote then
>>685392046
sounds fun, i still need to get that but i'll wait till its on sale since im only getting it for the campaign
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>>685392043
Thats good Reimu! I'm glad.
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>>685392357
>>685392046
Glad to hear you're doing well too. What do you think of DOOM?
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The Doc is in.
What did take you so long? I was worried.
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>>685392767
>literally wastes time to do this
autism
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>>685392655
It's amazing. Truthfully the whole game, even the multiplayer, is good.
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>>685392688
Nice dubs.

But, I was working on something in Photoshop and I got a bit carried away with it. It was almost done at thread time, and it seemed like it just needed a few tweaks... but those took about an hour and a half without me noticing.
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>>685393100
See, kids? Do this before you do something you need to!

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>685392895
I see, I see. It's not usually the kind of game I look for, so I didn't even know there was going to be a new one until Anonymous started talking about it.
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Hi thread
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>>685393435
Well, if it isn't the screen flipper!
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>>685393435
yo
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>>685393558
er
reimu
i think we have something here
i dunno

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>685393402
I want to play it but I don't know if I can really justify buying it right now.
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>>685393435
Hey!
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>>685393435
Hey there!

>>685393558
...w-what the fuck.
>laughs
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>>685393689
>>685393810
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My feet are winning in the poll!

Take that, others and etcetera!
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>>685393558
>>685393955
I laughed WAY too hard at this.
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>>685393523
Fuck yeah flips
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>>685386966
I failed last time but I wanna fourtune dangit!
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>>685394124
This is what happens when a wild Bell gets bored
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>>685394281
>Dave and Karkat
help
just fucking help me

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>685394281
Lol Bell, How are ya?
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>>685394252
Leave a name for a fortune!
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>>685394493
Uhh... let's go with Judge. That has been my online name for a while.
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Hello, earthlings.
>>685389005
I applaud!
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i dunno, but i'm thinking of making a unturned server if i manage to port foward or this isp stops being a piece of shit.

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>685386966
Rollerino for whatever will happen in the near future
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>>685394804
DUCKY!

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>685394776
>Judge has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "82".

Oh, I'm sorry...
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I dunno what it's like,
to be you
and I dunno what you have
to go through~
But I can try to look at life,
through your eyes
Take a walk in your shoes,
and empathize~
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>>685394804
Hello! I applaud back and ogle you! The schwanz ogles also! ^,^
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>>685395155
Reimu took up country music as a way to generate interest in the shrine?
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>>685395297
Aah! Well, if the schanz ejaculates so royally, I'm honored! He sounds like a magnificent king of earth!
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>>685394458
I thought about switching the faces, but just said eh.

>>685394463
Fan-fucking-tastic. A day full of wolfjob, space engineers, and an obnoxious amount of screaming from skype calls.
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>>685395549
Country music?! That's so indie you've probably never even heard of it!
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>>685395600
still
fucking still
good.

-Doc Goldeneye
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it's raiiiiiiny and stormy asf i'm scared a tree is gonna fall on muh house
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>>685395098
Gah! Well my luck hasn't been great this year anyway.
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>>685395803
Im not sure that "wood" happen, but ok.

>>685395753
We need more wolfjob!

>>685395856
Welcome to the party.
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>>685395803
BE A MAN. See your nearby tree and suspect where it's gonna fall. If you manage to do that, you'll be lucky you won't die.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/7103924
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>>685395803
>peeks at a tarot card and puts it away without saying anything
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i'm board. i'm just stairing at my ceiling.

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>685396129
But both of those choices have ni-

*coughs*
-ce results as much as bad ones. I don't really see how one's better.
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>>685395550
>The schwanz ejaculates magnificently ~JUST FOR YOU~
>It is like fireworks going off far into the night sky
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>>685396140
How did you get a tail, Reimu?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10267911
(This isn't a tit orange poll, that's next thread)
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>>685395550
>>685396568
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>>685395600
Sounds like a good day, minus the wolfjobs on my part.
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Check'em
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>>685396010
loled, it wood be a woodful situation.

>>685396049
To think I was having a barbie out back the other day looking at the fuckin cunt thinkin I should cut that bastard down before it gets too stormy..

I passed out and didn't get to drunk chainsaw bummer.

>>685396140
tell me muh fortune plz miss raymoo
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>>685396706
You see, my yin-yang orbs have the secret power to turn into a cat to disguise themselves. I can make it into an actual cat or a cosplay accessory.
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>>685397094
>ying-yang orbs
So that's what the kids are calling it these days
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>>685397074
Well, if you really wanna see what it was...

>King of Swords (reversed)
The probability of great disruption and contempt for the weak.

That tree has it out for you. Watch your back!
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Just a question, What song is everyone listening to tonight? Assuming you are listening to music.
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>>685396862
i swear you people are going to give me thing for this
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Dubs pls.

Default question but I'm mostly interested in the love aspect.
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>>685397204
M-my nipples aren't yin yangs!

(But maybe that'd be a cool tattoo. . . hmm. . .)

Nah, too painful.
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>>685397271
... now i'm scared. I might move to the other room and drink beer scoping the cunt tree out.. what a dog cunt tree
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>>685397436
Are rerolls allowed?
Reroll
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Will I ever find a gf or will i stay a single faggot
rng take the wheel
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>>685397536
36 twice count as a double?
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>>685397401
I got some.

Propane Nightmares - Pendulum
Bad Company - Bad Company
Freeze - Simon Viklund
Return - Savant
Patriots - Savant
Whiskey in the Jar - Metallica
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>>685396568
Wow! I-i'm impressed.
>>685396706
Are you impressed?
>>685396736
Y-you too?
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>>685397536
Do it as many times as you want, I don't mind!

>>685397520
Whatever you do, don't let the beer convince you to try to fight him. That's just playing into his hands.

>>685397401
I haven't started yet, but I totally should.
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>>685392767
Only maybe.
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>>685397401
im listening to >>685388659
and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2nCTEDBHzU
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>>685397801
Even Speedwagon is impressed!
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>>685397445
Nipples? Why do you assume I was talking about your nipples?
...
I always thought of the phrase 'So that's what the kids are calling it these days' to be a joke about drugs, not sex...
>>685397801
Am I impressed? He may have 'ejaculated magnificently' JUST FOR YOU, but is he a big guy? I know a monkey that can stretch his arms out JUST FOR YOU.
...
The firework bit is impressive, though. Is there magnesium in his semen?
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>>685397712
Me too.

Ghost Walking - Lamb of God
Full Body Xplosion - Nekrogoblikon
Waiting For Blood - Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats
New Noise - Refused
Sandblast - Fox Stevenson.

Should i go on?
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>>685397997
You have shit taste in music.

However,
>>685388659
Is pretty solid, for a 70's disco/JPOP mix.
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>>685397401
I'm listening to anime
While watching anime

Last song I heard was the opening theme to Netoge no Yome
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>>685397401
Sabaton, mainly.
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This goes out to anyone who's ever been made fun of for being blue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRQ2cPbjXUc

Building boxes that confine you and me~
Let's break out and be free~
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>>685397401
2hu remixes.
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>>685398200
That's the worst OP in the history of the world, isn't it? The intro to it is just so fucking jarring.

>>685397401
Some kind of pandora mix with NWA, Public Enemy, Taylor Swift, The Protomen, and Tears for Fears radios all jumbled into one big thing.
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>>685392767
I tried autism once, it ruined my life.
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>>685397831
but it keeps creaking at me looking like a menace.. we might just have to fight to establish dominance
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>>685398130
I-it could be referring to orbs as breasts! I dunno! That's all that came to mind for me...

>>685397801
It was quite a display...
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>>685398489
>This goes out to anyone who's ever been made fun of for being blue.
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>>685398508
Seems pretty standard for an anime opening.

>>685398764
Everyone loves Reimu's balls
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>>685398121
Ah, I think Doc is jealous! D-do you ejaculate even more royally!?
>>685398764
Hehe.. How are you today, Reimu?
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>>685397712
Good stuff Bell.

>>685397831
I say you should.

>>685398200
Is the anime good?

>>685398308
Gonna check that out. Sounds like something I would like!
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asking generally about the future, if i can
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>>685399093
Also, should I keep posting songs I am listening to? I have got like 300 or 400 on this playlist and will name off more if anyone is interested.
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>>685399262
Pretty unlucky.
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>>685397712
>Propane Nightmares
I wish I had an edit of Hank Hill's face on my body, on Mars...
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>>685399093
If you're okay with the whole cute girls doing cute things genre. Kabaneri and Re:Zero are this season's winners, though.
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>>685399068
Come on, man. After we got One Punch Man's excellent theme, Boku Dake Ga Inai Machi's OP and a couple other spectacular ones recently, you need to raise your standards a bit.
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Kinda cold up here. Pretty lonely too. Remind me to insulate this thing better. However, the engine does have a nice roar to it, and the machine guns are brand new. Patrols are so boring. Usually.

>>685398179
>Fox Stevenson
He is a god. Love his music.

>>685398897
You look like Bruce Willis hate-fucked a blueberry bush
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>>685397436
Reroll
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>>685399669
>You look like Bruce Willis hate-fucked a blueberry bush
Brilliant. You get that from the Deadpool movie and change out a few words?
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>>685399068
D-don't say it like that!

>>685399091
Pretty good! It seems like I'm sitting on a pile of dubs right now. Maybe I should start giving some away.

>>685399093
Way ahead of ya!

I've been stuck on Brett Dennen since yesterday. He's such a laid back and decent guy.

>>685399262
Here ya go.

>Temperance (Reversed)
Daughter of the Reconcilers

Well, this is a powerful card. Reversed indicates that recklessness and instability will rule the near future. Try not to make rash decisions, because they'll lead to more trouble than they're worth.

A little later, you have...

>Two of Pentacles
Lord of Harmonious Change

It will be good in the end. Everything will rebalance and come back to harmony no matter what you do. But you'll have to make it through the initial part without letting the stress push you too hard.
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Daily reminder:
Alice is a
Whore that got fucked by a dog. And is a male
Himself
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Test
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>>685400088
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>>685397436
>>685397536
>>685399893

Critial failure, there is no hope for you.
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>>685400088
http://anekihou.se/Alice/alice-try.webm

Yeah, such male, much dick, wow penis
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>>685400088
Why did you break your lines up like that though? I mean, I'm fine with your content, but you look like you were going for a haiku and botched it miserably.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd_S1ZA11Bg

Current song I am listening to at the moment.
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>>685400081
as fate has decreed, thank you, fateweaving one
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>>685399618
Openings serve to set the mood for an anime, and it does that spectacularly. This isn't an anime that's going to try to break the mold or amaze you in any way. It's perfectly content being what it is, average, and in that sense the opening does a wonderful job.
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>>685400309
Not much matters
Where you're drunk I just press the keys
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>>685400088
Why is that a daily reminder...
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>>685400538
go be drunk and slanderous somewhere else then dude no one buys it
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>>685400081
M-me first!
>>685400309
Hahaha
>>685400538
This doesn't surprise me.
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>>685400081
Question for you, oh so powerful fortuneteller: Is it worse for a person to be ignorant of their failings, or to be fully cognizant of them but unwilling to change?
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what will the near future hold for me?
~David
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>>685400651
>holding it at that angle
It's going to fucking slide off, be careful!
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>>685400651
Hey more alcohol from the rabbit>>685400614
>dude
Hah! Le male meme
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Get
what will the near future hold for me?
name: Fitz
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>>685400819
yeah no one buys it everyone has already seen her
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>>685400715
Misfortune.
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>>685400651
Oh, do you have a question?

>>685400691
Ignorant-- because with that, there's no chance of them ever getting better unless they have a sudden realization one day.

At least if you know your problems, you'll know what to change if you ever get fed up with with the consequences.
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>>685386966

May I have your blessings, shrine maiden?
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>>685400715
>David has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "41".
what >>685400997 said

>>685400860
>Fitz has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Red", "83".
and no misfortune for you
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>>685400951
No no no everyone has not seen her if they had
Then she would be actually a man like
'She' is. Any pictures you've seen are from a lackey or a rare photo set of a cosplayer
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>>685401358
so when she made a webm I just linked in what is her kitchen as she has posted it multiples, that was who again?
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>>685401095
What if, for instance, the cognizant person finds him or her self in a pit of complacency, in which there is never a pressing need to change? even then, ignorance is worse?

Should someone change part of who they are if that part is wrong/incorrect, even if they have no real reason to?
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>>685400801
AH! Sorry..
>>685400614
>>685400819
>>685400951
Right?
>>685401095
So many! Let's go with... Will I be able to keep my promise..?
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>>685401122
You got it!
>waves her purity stick around in a mystical-seeming way

Your card for today is the Seven of Cups. It can signify a mystical experience, so it looks like it worked!
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New fag here. Idk what dubs is but I'm hopin for a fortune. How will my near future go B?
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I'm back! Whose bad?! I'm bad! How bad?! REAL bad!
Got my hands on the new DOOM and guess what?! ITS NOT BAD! ITS REAL GOOD! It's a 12 on the 10 scale of goodness! Oh yeah!
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>>685401497
No
Genetalia or timestamp and you're taking it as true? On 4chan?

Doesn't matter who, it stands that the clothes on the person could easily hide a dick, and there are skinny or slender
Males in the world, the kitchen could be a set
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>>685401871
Hey, Whats up?
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>>685401843
Downward spiral.
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>>685401871
thats embarassing I forgot the picture. I guess I am bad.
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Reports of large groups of enemies coming in. Turning towards to investigate and engage. Wish me luck!

>>685399916
No, I just got bored of just "fucking", and Bruce Willis isn't doing anything softly.
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>>685401971
again the burden of proof is on you to prove your claim dude; those clothes are not going to hide a dick easily so where is your evidence again?
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>>685401986
Feelin really good!
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I'm playing Unturned right now. I'm a fisherman.
the tales of fisherman dave

-Doc Goldeneye
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>>685401971
HAHAHA THE KITCHEN COULD BE A SET YEAH ITS JUST AN APARTMENT IN NYC SHE BOUGHT FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE TO FOOL PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET HAHAHAH
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>>685401508
Well, the thing is, the definition of what's correct or incorrect is hard to apply to personalities.

If whatever they have is working for them, keeping them supplied with enough friends to get through life and not pushing too many people away-- basically, if it works, how is it incorrect?

Now, that's not saying they'll form healthy connections. Sooner or later, if the behavior is unhealthy, it will take a toll on them. If they're aware of their problems, maybe that will be the motivation they need. Maybe not.

At least knowing what they do, the choice is on them and any consequences that arise and cause them pain are their own fault. Blissfully unaware, they would have no choice at all.
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>>685402154
> a man with a. Small dick can't put on tight clothing (such as women's underwear, or other female right form fitting clothes) and then wear cheap cosplay from china

Im merely pointing out that you're taking this as a fact when you don't know the circumstances or how to fake something like this. Disregard if you want, and continue being lied to for escapism
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>>685401971
that webm was filmed in front of a live studio audience
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>>685401299
Thanks :)
name:Fitz
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Get please Xuhua
just a near fortune would be great :)
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>>685402662
yeah again evidence pls? making an assertion she is male when the evidence suggests shes not makes you the one who needs to man up and prove it mofo

a fucking set are you kidding me
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>>685402684
Fooling /b/: The Show
Hosted by a degenerate whorish liar
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>>685401596
>1) Queen of Wands
Queen of the Thrones of Flame

Upright - A lady of the manor either living in or loving the country. A very generous, capable and fair person especially in her dealings with people. A woman who is both fertile in mind and body and a homemaker. She enjoys social ease due to her charm and is protective towards those in her circle. The card may also indicate the success of a project.

I interpret that as a yes. You'll be successful in what you're trying to do!
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>>685402849
>Xuhua has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "4".
while you wait your luck is as good as gold
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>>685402066
What you mean?
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>>685402908
that sounds less likely then a psychologist helping people on /b/ which is fucking UNLIKELY AS FUCK
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>>685402906
What evidence proves you're right? Again, until "she' proves it with a timestamp and genitals, treat this like any matter. How 4chan has from
The beginning. TitS, or gtfo
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>>685403236
again you made the claim dude back up the claim or GTFO also shes done plenty of time stamps and tits or gtfo only applies to fucking attention whores idiot learn the rules newfag
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>>685402908
it'll be ABC's newest hit series
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>>685403189
Are you implying a sociopathic freak wouldn't plan down thigh and carry it out this long? You underestimate people kid.
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There are two paths ahead of me. One where I can depend on others, or one where others depend on me. How does a person like me, dead inside and indifferent, come to a decision?
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>>685403476
i dont think alice is a sociopathic freak so thats not relevant
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>>685402281
Same here Doomguy.
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>>685402125
>Turning towards to investigate and engage
Get your arms out of the blanket first! You can't fucking fire a gun like that...
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>>685403423
>learn the rules
I was on this forum when /g/ was for guro. You learn the rules.
Anyone claiming a gender, especially female, is whoring for attention
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>>685403724
you learn the rules you idiot again only applies to attention whores fucking newfag
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>>685403121
Suffering.
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>>685403189
Psychologists don't help people in the first place
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>>685402528
Yeah, alright. I guess. I can fight more, but I'll choose to take that for now. Thanks Reimu.
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>>685386966
Good eve
http://frtyd.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/DEFAULT
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>>685403898
they helped me so thats clearly wrong
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>>685403860
Fuck off nigger I didn't even come here for this shit I meant to go to >>>/v/
I'm tryin my to help you all before you become food for the parasite that is Alice
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>>685404320
I'm sorry that you believe that
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>>685404381
again where is your evidence you fucking retard how is alice a parasite
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>>685386966
Sure, why not.
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>>685404492
its not a belief. its the truth. fuck off if you want to tell me what I fucking know to be true you antiscientific fuck
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>>685403658
I won't even need to fire the gun! My 109 can easily out maneuver anything I will encounter! My superior pilot skills also he-
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Why does this crap need a warning label? If you make the decision to pursue someone on the internet, you're taking your chances knowing that it might be fake. Move on, already. Nobody needs this service and the person you're trying to warn them about isn't even here.

>>685403547
Given the state of your inner self, I think you would benefit more from accepting help than trying to give it, right now.
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>>685404381
> ?
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>>685404517
It feeds off of this boards naive user base to boots his ego, and maybe it's fucked ip enough it gets off to it too
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>>685404723
again evidence please
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>>685400265
Was this video supposed to show it was a girl? Look at those lanky arms and legs, skinny hips, non-existent ass and wide shoulders. Boobs don't even bounce, either sports bra or a stuffed bra. I mean maybe it's just some tall skinny-ass girl but that looks like a fucking dude.
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>>685404802
wow you are about as gay as they come dude those hips don't lie and that ass is grade A muffin
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Will I find love, Shrine Maiden? - Josh
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With the state of the thread as it is, I am thinking of playing some stalker right now
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>>685404782
Actual evidence Alice is a female otherwise rethink what you "know"
Pro tip: if there's already evidence post it
Bonus tip: a webm of someone dressed as a girl is not proof, I can order Alice cosplay off of amazon and say I have a vagina.
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>>685404921
nigga u serious?
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>>685405067
again proof please you made a claim back it up or get the fuck out
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>>685405111
serious as a heart attack my nigga she posted her ass once and it was grade A muffin
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>>685405111
super srs
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>>685404618
Shit he dead
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>>685397436
Reroll
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>>685402955
Ah, great~! I was hoping for such a thing. Thank youuu~
>>685404921
Mmmmm, Grade A Muffin
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>>685405480
have you seen the muffin? POST THAT SHIT
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>>685405176
Alice has not backed up her claims yet. This is enough that it should get any sane person to question what the follow, or at least keep them from follow My someone be that appears to be a liar

Which Alice lackey are you? You sound like an nVidia shill on a tech forum, or a poonigger on a call list
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>>685405272
P-post it
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>>685405018
Still got some more dubs to give out. Here you go.

>Six of Wands (reversed)
Lord of Victory

This indicates that you have to let go of something that's keeping you indecisive. Maybe you're casting too many nets because you're afraid to throw one whole-heartedly and risk not catching anything.

Girls can tell sometimes when you're doing that and they don't like it. They wanna be the one you're interested in and pursuing, or they'll treat it just like any other guy randomly hitting on them on the street.

Anyway, that's the impression I get from the card. I believe you will find it, when you're truly ready.
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>>685405587
again you aren't posting evidence. YOU MADE A CLAIM. Back it up! or your claim has NO WEIGHT.
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>>685405575
I have seen it but it's not like I have a copy..?
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>>685405272
Ok play that video for yourself again homie, pause at about 5 seconds when your lady friend there walks away. That ass is chinese boy level flat. If you saw an ass that was grade A muffin its either somebody else or we're gonna need to start awarding nobel prizes for photography.
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>>685405831
paused it, I see curves homey
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And I'm back, stalker would not start for some reason, stupid fuckin mods.
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>>685405791
back me up doesn't that picture and the alice video go together you'd know the curves more than anyone
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>>685405924
ITT fags
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>>685406103
jesus i can see why everyone hates you
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>>685405950
Excuse my language, I am very upset at the mod i have installed for STALKER.

-Momiji
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>>685406376
I only played the original one, fun game though
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>>685405924
Ok nigga, whatever you say.
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>>685406449
curves for days dude. muffin butt for sure.
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>>685406521
I don't even see a butt. It's just a stick figure.
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>>685406103
>>685406225
Why? She's kind of right.
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New Thread?

-Momiji
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>>685405587
"I don't like this person, so I'm going to try to convince everyone that I can find that she is a bad person, because I am always right and can never be wrong!"
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>>685407054

Fine here jeez

>>685406939
>>685406939
>>685406939
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