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whats the #1 thing you wish you could change about yourself.
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I wish I could stick to things.

23 and I have 30k in student loans for a fucking associates.

In business.
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>>685374763
My teeth.
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me
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>>685374763
becoming a 4'11 female
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>>685374965
>>685374965
>>685374965

>american detected.
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Self confidence, or my stupid face
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>>685374763
take away my man titties I've had since highschool and the rest of my life will be great.
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Being alive
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>>685374965
Same club haha
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>>685374763
either not being a manlet or being an alpha ass girlslayer
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>>685374763
i would change my sex.. and become a girl
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>>685374763

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had girl who looked good;
I would call her.
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my sanity
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>>685375147
>detected
retard confirmed
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Getting rid of my manboobs. I exercise 3 days a week for 2 hours doing martial arts, I've been building muscle and losing weight but I have my goddamn manboobs and I look really fat.
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>>685375008
Second this
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>>685374763
My life.
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>>685375184
Lose weight faggot, it's as simple as eating less fat and doing cardio
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>>685374763
Gender most definately.
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I wish I could stop being so fucking lazy
Oh well, I'll end up selling drugs to kids or something
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>>685375427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDOy3AosBw
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Physically; my teeth, all crooked and pointy

Mentally; More discipline, harder working
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>>685374763
>28
>male
>5' 10" borderline 5' 11"
>240 pounds

I'd change my body weight, lose about 60 pounds of fat. I wouldn't require gaining muscle... just... not being a fucking land whale...
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>>685374763
My face
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>>685375726
>eating less fat
>shiggity
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>>685375184
stop eating so much and work out. problem solved. not that hard fatty
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>>685375164
TBH your face isn't that bad. Probably a 7 if you gave a shit. That's your self confidence talking.
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>>685374965
Well meme'd

I have zero debt because taxpayer funded education makes a lot more sense
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>>685374763
>mfw guys who like fat chicks will never experience this
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Nearly blind on one eye all my life, nearsighted on other. If my "working" eye gets damaged I'll have no reason to live.
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>>685374763
I wish I didn't have such big ears. I'm not an ugly guy but these ears, man.
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>>685374763
i'm guessing op's is sexual
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>>685375164
eh

it's not the stupidest face i've ever seen.

you're what? like 18? you'll grow into it, don't worry.
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fucking try. i just want to do things. i'm thumbing my ass and letting life pass me by but i'm not sure what the fuck to do to fix it. i'm convinced that even if i did get my shit together, i'd burn it down like i always do.
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Not cumming in 2 mins..
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>>685375030
>>685375248
>>685375650
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>>685376372
almost 20, but I guess I see what you mean
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>>685376162
Bionic eyes brother

God created Humans so they could create machines that would help enhance Gods image.

Its all in the bible, come down to the church, we can help
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>>685375726
Calories, not fat you fucking dumb ass
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>>685376453
What's the story behind this picture?
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>>685374763
I would become a stupid, happy drone.
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>>685376614
you're not even fully formed skeletally yet, relax young fella.

as for what you said about confidence, as stupid an asinine as "fake it till ya make it" is, it's literally the best way to get better at liking yourself.
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>>685374763
I'd probably have to choose my anxiety for everything, either that or just giving my self some confidence so I can actually get something done in my fucking life and not feel like I'm a burden and have to apologize for everything.
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>>685374763
Lack of omnipotence.
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I wished i was not "weird", but completely normal - even if it meant giving up my personality.
I want to fit in with people.
I want friends...
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I wish I could own a really big chair. So if one day I ever find a really big desk, I could sit at the really big desk with an appropriately sized chair.
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>>685376972
okie dokie cheers anon
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>>685374763
my past
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>>685374763
The fact I can hear the thoughts of every human being currently alive, with no control over my powers.
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>>685374763
I would change the fact that I never inherited and/or won ~$5,000,000,000
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>>685377960
>a small loan of a million dollars
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>>685374763
my fucking depression and anxiety
>drives me nuts
kek
but no... feelsbadman
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>>685374763
My weight. Will happen soon though hopefully
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>>685378593

Change will happen soon though, because I will make it happen

Fixed that for you anon.
Best of luck.
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>>685374763
My face
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I wouldn't mind moving a bit closer to the pub
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>>685374763

I'd have complete dominion over this realm, if I could change anything
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>>685375116
Same. But I want to be around 5' or 5'2".
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To not have Rheumatoid Arthritis at 23
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>>685374763
I wish I was a natural-born female.
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>>685374763
My face. I fucking hate my hideous, repulsive face. In fact, fuck it, imma an hero. Goodbye /b/yards!
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>>685374763
I wish I didn't hear voices in my head.
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>>685375164
I think it looks fine. There's far worse in the cesspool.
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>>685376453
you overthink this life shit, just do what you like doing, you're going to die soon anyways you poor sod
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I'd literally just reverse every single aspect of my life. Things would be good, not shit.

>dem kidz iz fagitz
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>>685374763
My religion
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I would ... have spiderman's powers. I like pretty much everything about myself. Ehh maybe a pornstar cock but I'd rather swing across buildings.
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-better hearing and sound intuition
-that 'boost' you need for doing something for the first time
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>>685374763
the amount of money on my bank-account. a couple of millions would probably make me happy for my whole lifetime
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The ability to fire confetti out of my finger tips at escape velocity.
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>>685374763
bigger dong.
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>>685374763
I'd like to have no idea 4chan existed.
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nuclear explosive farts
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>>685374763
I want to be a sex master
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Nothing at all.

Changing even one thing would rob me of my experiences and what I've seen and what I've become today.
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