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Any Britfags reporting?
Hampshire fag here
>>685338088
Bedfordshire Britfag reporting!
I'm bored as fuck. I need to get laid or something
>>685338277
Eyyyyy, Surrey here
>>685338694
Whereabouts in surrey? I'm going fucking crazy.
>>685338962
GU10
>>685339123
RG26
Leicestershire fag. Haven't slept in about a week what with the Premier League win.
>>685339123
Like Alton or whatever. Cool, that's like 30 mins from me
Lincolnshire fag reporting in
What are people doing?
>>685340626
Getting ready for work,
You?
>>685340728
Lying in bed doing fuck all.
>>685339607
Freaky
>>685340840
Can you come cover my shift ?
>>685340968
Doing what?
>>685338533
this.
I'm in a rut.
Does being a kiwi living amongst Britbongs count?
>>685338088
BH1 reporting in.
>>685341105
Been on antidepressants for 2 years. Don't enjoy anything anymore.
I got a dozen games I haven't played but I just can't be arsed.
>>685341035
Selling yourself jkjk
I'm a shop manager and literally hate all my staff
>>685341191
of course m8. anglos are natural friends.
>>685341191
I'll let it slide.
I'm guessing there's no femanons here.
>inb4 no girls on internet
>>685339123
Guildford is where it's at.
>>685341299
>Don't enjoy anything anymore.
tell me about it. no drive, don't care about anything. miss deadlines, fuck about.
I'm gonna try and move city. the midlands is too depressing.
>>685341618
Only YOU can drive yourself to be a greater person :)
>>685341546
to busy going out clubbing be railed by alpha males.
Anyone wanna play some vidya or something?
>friday night
>dirty snapchat stories of once sensible now slutty girls
fml
Northumbriafag reporting in
>>685341810
I would but I'm unironically too autistic to speak to anyone who isn't my mum.
>>685338088
Westcountry checking in - Cornishfag.
Kid's asleep, bong's on, cider's poured - what you cunts up to tonight then?
>local newsagents has run out of haribo pinballs
Nobody posting nudes? What's the point?
>>685342329
Mild kek
Nottingham fag
>>685341369
>>685341375
Rad. Living in the paradise that is London currently but planning on spending time in Edinburgh or Manchester soon.
Worth it?
>>685342289
>Kid's asleep
hey oldfag
>cider's poured
hey oldfag
>what you cunts up to tonight then?
hey oldfag
seriously how old must one be to have a fucking kid ???
Leicester fag
>>685342532
>Manchester
good nightlife, reasonable jop porspects, good banter
>Edinburgh
the scots will get on your wick. legendarily mental nights apparently but I just find the scots total cunts overall.
>>685342588
Kids are banging these little sprogs out at age 14 these days. Having a kid doesn't inherently mean you're old.
Oxfordshire
Durham University fag here
From Derby though'
>bow before the glorious ram
>>685342897
Never seen anyone else from Oxfordshire on here.
>>685342710
isn't leicester paki central?
what's the like?
>>685343044
>Derby
ayup, stoke lad here
>>685343051
Leicester is like fucking New Delhi these days mate. Can't walk down a single street without hearing 27 different languages
>>685343216
You a pottery enthusiast mate?
>>685343421
>cultural enrichment
>>685343044
Careful you don't drown in the river. Seems like every few month another dumb cunt dies there
>>685342588
Oh, a thousand apologies, youthful master! I forgot this site is for Bois like you between the ages of 18 and 18 and a half...
In case you're not too bright, which looks likely, that was sarcasm and you can go suck a dogs cunt, you wanker.
Fy1 here bros. Who's smoking tonight?
>>685343543
>apparently
>>685343421
thats like it in every town now lad
>>685343604
Aye, been four people in the last couple of years I think. Not sure how they manage it to be honest
PO4 Reporting in.
Any Surrey fags wanna drink?
I need to get hooked up. Can't be arsed getting drunk anymore.
>>685343722
true
Does anyone else unironically literally feel like we're living in a really shit time? I wish it meant something to be a man still. All the old towns are dead, no communities. Job's are fucked.
internet abuse (spending too much time on it) has deprived me of an ability to make connections with people and deal with real life problems. I'm sure people here can sympathise.
>>685343044
DERBY UNITE!
Where I'm originally from!
>>685342513
ayyy same here mate
>>685343837
>on the piss since 12 noon
>makes way to next pub
>need to piss bad
>pissbehindawall.jpg
>vault athletically over wall
>drown
anyone goin manchester met?
Leicester boys up the foxes!!!!!!!
Islington here.
>>685343876
I fancy a drink but that's a fair way for a beer.
>>685343976
Whereabouts?
>>685343969
Yep, for years I laughed at my parents for their sedentary lifestyle, but just recently I remember them always having cash to go out, 2 holidays a year, mortgage always payed, lose one job Monday = get new job Tuesday...
I guess they will be having the last laugh, the wily old fuckers.
>>685338088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LGzRXr8yj4
>>685344049
I've drunkenly staggered home along the river many a time and managed to avoid drowning
>>685344139
I bet you were saying the same thing about Chelsea last year, and Man City before that...
lads watch this fucking funny video
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y1LIAE8FlQ&index=27&list=FL3Nqqj_Sc5nEOK6D6Bor98Q
>>685344270
More towards Matlock / Belper kinda area.
But I always say Derby to people, Because it's the nearest big place haha
Dorset fag inbound
Portsmouth reporting in
>>685344869
Where abouts?
Dave "the rave" Cameron reporting in vote ukip ama
>>685344644
ultimate fucking kek
What's up
>>685343842
ooooooh shit close to me mate PO5
>>685345005
PO5
>>685338088
Abingdon fag here, originally a St Helens fag. Anyone nearby?
>>685345013
hey dave
>>685345154
>Abingdon
why do you live in a place I've never heard of?
>>685345312
Same, I had to Google it.
Gu16 here
>>685345154
Hour away ish
>>685338088
Pip, pip cheerio lads.
Bristol anyone ?
PO31 here
>>685345154
Used to work at a place near Abingdon in Milton Park.
Norwich reporting in.
>>685345425
GU15 Reppin' WHUT WHUT
>>685345099
>>685345144
Close to Fratton St?
>>685345691
nah like a 15 minute walk
>>685345634
Wat up man
>>685345888
Where about's you at?
>>685344441
Same here, I live on the coast with a fucking river slap bang in the middle of the city and I'm still here. Just suggesting that being on the piss for 12 hours may affect your judgement re: skipping over a wall for a piss, for example.
A mate of mine was balls-deep in some old slag he'd pulled outside a club on the marina, got carried away and ended up in the fucking harbour with his aging slut. How we laughed when she nearly drowned and he proceeded to puke on her.
>>685339607
GU9 here
>>685342341
Why do British chicks look really hot, or horrible train wrecks. There is no in between.
>>685346085
Frimley Green
>>685338088
Honest questions my British cousins. What do ya'll think of the southern American accent.
>>685346402
The really hot ones only hide behind a shit ton of makeup mate. In the end they're all the same
>>685346523
on a woman, I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
>>685342818
Manchester is one of the poorest regions in the UK
how does it have good job prospects
the best you can expect is the national average wage
>>685346523
fucking cool
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMGMZsKXz94
>>685346402
probably just preferred preference
>>685346523
It sounds like your all inbred even more so than wroxall is
>>685346145
Fuck me that's hilarious, see what you're saying though yeah
britfag here, E10 checkin in.
I have a dilemma, im 26 and live with my parents, beta me sometimes gets semi attractive britbong to want to shag
so i say my place or yours, normally say 'yours' then i have to make an excuse why she cant come back to mine instead of saying i live with my parents hurr durr.
So i want to move out, want my personal space and be an adult, but living in London cant buy house, so can only rent.
If i tell my parents they will think im stupid for moving out to waste money on renting, which means i can barely save up any money.
what do you guys do?
>>685346805
you do realise that much of the american south is decended from British immigrants? we're totally more inbred in the UK than they are.
Swindon here - on behalf of my whole town, I'm sorry
>>685346523
On a woman hot as fuck yeah. In general though it's alright so long as it's not too strong.
>>685346879
move out of the city into a nice quite town, a Uni town, then you can fuck all the woman you want
>>685346879
Don't give an option just tell them let's go to your place
>>685346879
>26
>think your parents won't understand a need for some independance
C'mon chap
L O N D O N
PlymouthFag Here. You guys just ain't southern enough. Come here, we have the worst air and our dockyard is campaigning to release extra radioactivity into the environment.
>>685346879
Get thee teh fuck out of London
essex lad here
>>685346879
I'm in similar situation.
26 yo kissless virgin living with parents. No confidence with women at all and obviously can't bring them home.
Just spent £4k on doing up my room so reluctant to rent somewhere.
>>685346849
"FER FOKK SEK, E'S PUKED UP ON ME! ISS IN MEE FOKKIN AAAAAIIIIIRRR!!!"
I was high as a cunt on pills and shrooms, and had been drinking too and I thought I was going to die from laughing so hard, like actually couldn't fill my lungs with air it was so fucking funny.
He still banged her after that too, in the shower. Classy as all fuck.
>>685347575
I am Essex when not at university what part?
>>685347464
Visited Plymski recently, air quality confirmed.
Smelled like Hong Kong would, if their main export was diesel and pasties.
St Albans, here
>>685347879
Where you from bro? I'm dying to get out of this fucking city.
>>685347085
which town is cheapish but easy to get into London?
>>685347090
true, I could, but i still do want my own place, independence and at all.
>>685347143
mate, i know, but renting is like what £600-£800 a month?, then after food and shit, you're left with nothing, but sitting at home, im saving every penny im making, but i keep getting pissed off over little things at home, because i just want my space when i get home from work.
>>685347597
mate, you spent £4k on your room at home?, i mean i spent some stuff on a lamp and desk and shit for my battlestation, but thats it, what did you spend £4k on?
>>685346457
Camberley
>>685347597
Stop being a fag, you already wasted a bunch of money which could've been used to move out (four grand what the fuck is wrong with you)
Women are easy, go and get some practice until you get laid or find love.
>>685348279
I feel bad for ya man it's a shithole
>>685348141
i moved down you Bournemouth, live 5 mins from the beach and 3 mins walk into town. rent is 750 for a 2 bed flat
>>685348248
New bed, flooring, wallpaper, lighting, wall art, bookcases, leather armchair. Pretty much started from scratch
>>685348381
Tell me about it, not been here long either.
Everyone has that pretentious southern/posh accent, but it's an absolut hole.
There was much nicer people and places back up in the midlands.
>>685348553
Big up the Midlands
>>685347597
mate, i had confidence issues, i went to the gym in my spare time, it wont help with talking to girls, but it will help with you being confident in yourself, not saying be a a beefed up chad, but even doing a few lat pull downs, will work your back and make you walk tall which makes you feel better about yourself.
>>685348074
Reading born, moved to Cornwall when I was a babby - it's fucking mint over the river dude, find a low-rent rural place, if you have a car it's the fucking business.
Seriously, nobody else from Nottingham. Shit man feels bad.
>>685348639
Still is the best part of England, yet most fail to admit it even exists.
The north south divide is a myth.
>>685347640
Sounds like a top bloke to be honest. I don't think I've had a tame night while on pills, some crazy shit always ends up happening
>>685348553
I used to go to collingwood college over there and that place needs an ethnic cleansing or ten as the sheer amount of chavs is ludicrous
>>685348659
Been thinkin' the same. Cornwall is the bomb.
Yorkshire fag
>>685348817
It's filthty mate.
I wanna go home.
>>685338088
Amerifag here. There is somthing that they do every year near where I live called a renfest? Do Britfags do these? or is it just ironic that Amerifags celebrate the Tudors and Stuarts in a s festival? I like history, but it always made me think?
>>685348647
I started going to the gym recently. I can feel a difference but I'm really overweight so I have a long way to go.
Brighton fag here.
>>685348775
Aye, it's the best region by far
>centre of the industrial revolution
>literally the first factories in existence were built here
>lots of prosperous industries
>good rail links
>not expensive
>has a world heritage site
>friendly people
>accents are alright (excluding black country)
>>685348997
no we do not. you yanks are fucking weird
go cheese rolling instead anon
>>685348405
How is Bournemouth, just did a few quick google image search and the beach looks lovely, never knew we had such lovely beaches here in the UK.
>>685338088
Out out out!!! Leeds reporting in
>>685348997
We have reenactments but not really as part of any yearly tradition (as far as I'm aware)
>>685338088
NN fago checking in
also
>>685342341
disgusting
>>685348997
Nope we don't and I always found it weird that American's did that
>>685338403
luton :/
>>685349158
Keep up the good work lad, it's worth it.
>>685349241
bournemouth is all old people
good if you're an oapedo
Cleveland county reporting in
>>685349158
Keep going. I was the same a couple of years ago.
We're all going to make it, brah.
>>685349241
Its nice when the weathers good, spend all day down the beach, have BBQ drink ect. some areas here are abit skanky but every town has that problem
>>685347604
WOOF
>>685347464
PL7 reporting
>>685341255
shit nigga, bh2
>>685348833
Get looking dude - I recently moved out of a place that was 45 minutes drive from Plym, had 2 car parking, all mod cons, 3 bedrooms, double glazing, underfloor heating, and a fucking games room in the loft...
£750 a month, and that included a box of organic veg from our landlord every 3/4 days.
Woodland walks, BBQ every night in summer, and in a year of living there, saw 1 cop...
Westcountry is best country.
>>685349885
iv been here all along :P
>>685349981
nearest town?
>>685349754
Fuck off Phil you pedo
>>685350022
madness. bournemouth blessings to u anon
>>685349754
Damn Son, where you at? I'm Plympton.
>>685349981
I plan to.
>>685350564
if it wasnt raining id go buy some beers........
>>685350224
This was just outside Tideford, but has been sold, hence me moving. There's hundreds of little hamlets and villages dotted about too, best bet it just have drive around and take note of anywhere signed for rent. Also, opposite to town living, estate agents and property letting agents are actually a good idea, and not too pricey.
>>685348141
Kiwifag from earlier: I'm paying £400 a month in London, which includes everything but gas. Food ain't too bad if buying from local markets.
But, it's certainly more expensive than anywhere in kiwiland and I'm also earning less than I was back home buy eh.
>>685350682
Colebrook sort of
>>685343049
haha I used to live in Banbury. Shittest town in the county wooo
>>685351053
Holy shit we're like 5 minutes away from each other hahah!
>>685351137
now bum
>>685351137
spooked
>Manchester
>>685351322
I'm near Heles School!
>>685351425
Burn it down. Do it.
>>685351047
which area are you paying £400?
>>685338088
Northumberland fag here.
CW1 scum reporting in
>>685351741
I would but it's practically my front garden and aside from that I have a daughter, I can't go away hahah.
>>685351824
Ayy newcastle reporting. Fuck this place
who /bolton/
>>685343969
It's you young English have no balls. 1970s fag Essex here, UK has gone to the dogs. Stand up & fight, make life as difficult & horrible as possible to the EU filth. Mug em off & burn em out of your town, they dragging us all down. Destroy all EU fags especially the polelickers.1
>>685351816
Arse end, SE18 fam.
'Bout an hour or so to get into central from here, but not the worst.
>>685352022
Hope you're not gonna send her there. That school has gone downhill. All schools in this city are shit now though.
>>685352125
It's you silly cunts and your "busmans holidays" to Spain, Germany and all over Europe that gave them the idea in the first fucking place, you daft old prick.
Also:
>Essex
Die in a fire you toothless, footie-shirt wearing twat.
>>685352531
She's only 6 weeks so I don't know what the fuck the city will be like by then.
Anyone near Hertfordshire?
Glasgow reporting aye
>>685352741
I think the primarys in PL7 are OK. Boringdon's the decent one I think.
>>685352288
>not the worst
>London
The whole city is the worst.
>>685352288
nice mate, are you sharing a flat or on your own?, il check around SE18
>>685352931
Yeah, I've heard good things about a few of the Primary Schools around here, but I was actually considering the creative arts primary in the City Centre.
>>685353329
Shit I wondered what that building was. Bit of a long run though.
Stockport lad here voted the most unhappy town in Britain
>>685352667
Prick I will slice you open you saucy cunt. You lot are all having sex changes & dont know if your bent or not.
You carry on lad, lie down and let the Pole wipe his feet on you. Fagot your too scared to fight for your country, limp wristed effeminate queer.
See you down the mosque with your gay beard serbian mates.
Your old man must be ashamed of you, he never wanted a queer for a son. What an embarrassment you are son.
Now fuck off before I cut ya
>>685353119
Well yes, but I've only been here for like 3 months, so not quite finished seeing all the cesspool has to offer.
>>685353226
Sharing with other anglo immigrants. It's little Nigeria down here, though.
South Yorkshire fag reporting in. Any other yorkies in here?
>>685353475
Yeah, it's near Union St/Millbay but I've heard it's the best place, and both her parents are Creative (I'm a Music Producer and my Fiancé is an artist) so it makes sense.
>>685353674
Fecking kek at this utter shite
>>685353674
You seem a bit mad m8 take a chill pill no need to get mad on 4 chan
>>685353674
>before I cut ya
that's a long fucking knife, eh?
Thanks for reinforcing my point though, you stupid Essex cunt.
>>685353724
Not bad Ofsted report. If you've got the time to go all that way twice a day then why not.
>>685354200
Yeah, I may as well, if it's as good as I've heard. anyway, the missus wants me in the bedroom, probably not for the reason I'm hoping but hey, I can dream. Good to talk to you bro, have a good night, and I'll see you around!
