You ever see a celeb naked in real life? share your story
and please be detailed!
whose got a story?
one of the best stories I've read from one of these was a guy who said he saw Amber Heard at a nude beach
I saw Louis Gossett Jr naked on the set of Toy Soldiers but he made me promise to never tell.
>>685328427
I've also heard a lot of great stories from PA's and other behind the scenes type guys
>>685328521
sorry to hear that you saw his toy soldier
>>685327814
Not ultra exciting, but I used to fuck Anna Beth Gish in highschool. Last thread I mentioned it in someone knew who she was which surprised me. This was back in the Mystic Pizza days when she was homely looking, not that she ever got much better. But hey, an actress, and a big deal where I i grew up.
>>685328803
how was she in bed?
>>685327814
Does it still count if she was 9?
>>685329128
no thanks dan schneider
>>685328803
Damn nigga you old af
>>685329019
Nothing special. She was the local "big deal" in podunk Iowa, so she was fairly entitled.
I just happened to hook up with her a handful of times after partying. Tits, 36 big B, pubic hair, Bermuda triangle. Head, rather poor but was willing.
>>685329357
Yes newfag, I'm mega old af! As if Anna Beth wasn't proof enough, I was also in a color guard for Ronald Regan's re-election campaign in Waterloo, as a boyscout. I think I was in 7th grade. I'm fucking OLD!
>>685329476
wow, suprised there was any trimming back then
>>685327814
>>685328055
Who is hotter, Demi Lovato or Jennifer Lawrence?
>>685329701
LOL yes dude! Women trimmed. Going bald wasn't the norm, but that happened too. Most of the "hotties" went with landing strips.
>>685329836
damn that is a hard question. I'm a sucker for Demi's curves, but having seen much more of Jen's body, I gotta go with Mystique on this one
>>685330115
If Demi's nudes ever actually get released, then we'll see
>>685329836
I think Demi is hotter. Although I can't stand that bitch ever since she did that interview where she said she didn't like white men.
I worked as an extra on quite a few films but never got to see much from the a-listers.
My favorite has to be Andrea Osvárt about 6 years ago. She was wearing a white tshirt without a bra for a beach scene and kept doing sensual stretches in between scenes. Smoking hot. she took it off after getting wet but I didn't see much from where I was.
Also was at the dothraki wedding and a few other game of thrones scenes and they had a bunch of naked extras/supporting actresses. Most of the naked extras were hired strippers so that was fun.
Apart from that i've seen quite a lot of supporting actresses take their gear off but really cant recall any names. Defiantly some FINE talent though
>>685329922
god landing strips are great. I don't know what it is about them, but they're just tops
>>685328584
post it
>>685330267
If you were at the dothraki wedding, then did you see Emilia Clarke get naked?
I know you guys won't believe this, but when I was in Mexico a decade ago (2002 maybe) I fucked Salma Hayek. Didn't know who she was at first, she told me after I talked to her for a while.
She was actually in Mexico for work if I remember correctly.
>>685330414
can't remember much off the top of my head. I remember one about a guy who saw Britney Spears naked a few times behind the scenes of her concerts. Apparently she's super casual about being naked around people. Same dude said He's had opportunities to peep other celebs, and he was planning to peep Jlo during her next show
>>685330582
How'd she look naked? what'd she do in bed?
>>685330506
do you not think i would have mentioned that?
The bigger names did nude scenes more privately unfortunately. Also i think she used a body double in season 1
>>685330866
Tits were good. A little saggy but nice. We didn't do much extraordinary shit, but she took initiative. She wasn't just laying there and "letting me do my thing" if you know what I mean.
>>685331006
she couldn't have, here face and tits were in the same shot. What are some other movies or tv you've worked on?
>>685331157
any bush?
>>685331367
I didn't get to look at it for some reason, but I felt a little down there.
>>685331474
she keep her pants on or something? how was it down there?
>>685331690
He clearly didn't go down, or it was pitch black. He may have actually been with RuPaul.
>>685331798
I'll hold off judgement till I hear more details
>>685327814
I actually dated 2 twin sisters at the same time for 2 months; they later went on to be famous actresses.
Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen, they were so sweet and would let me do anything to them, they never said the word "no".
But then they got their big break and all of a sudden turned into little stuck up bitches.
Needless to say, after they became famous they don't even remember me now.
Only regret I have is not taking pics of their sweet bodies when I had a chance, but this was back in the day when everyone didn't have a camera phone.
>>685332400
oh okay Bob Sagat
>>685332400
So you fucked the Olsen twins when they were 2? LMAO
>good story bro
>also, nice dubs nigger
>>685332400
remember when you didn't lie, faggot?
>>685332400
>on Full House since infancy
Something isn't right here
>>685330582
You're right, I don't.
I fucked stevie lynn jones in high school
>>685332400
>dubs is truth.
>>685331246
yea but i think she was only naked when khal drogo had his way with her after the wedding.
I was quite bummed not to see any of the main actresses nude especially after seeing how much nudity there was on the show. And i was there most days..
I live in malta and have been working part time as an extra since troy in 2003. Been on a lot of big and small productions. too many to mention(probably like 2/3 different ones a year)
My favorite moment(nudity wise) was on a small italian tv production. they needed 6 extras to jump off a boat and swim naked with the stars of the show. the 2 girls were ridiculously hot.
We spent the day on a nice boat eating, drinking and skinny dipping with the crew. Got to see every inch of their beautiful bodies and they were very friendly with the extras(i don't mean flirty) even got got an extra 100 euro each for our troubles.
I saw Bill Cosby naked once, don't really want to talk about it though :(
>>685332800
>>685332800
I thought all of the people he fucked were drugged and didn't see shit. He let you stay conscious? You lucky fuck!
My gf is the star of my universe, so yes
>>685332737
dang, sounds like one hell of a side-gig
>>685332888
>"Either we fuckin or I'm fuckin."
-Bill Cosby
>>685333032
Sony close
>>685333032
Back to tumblr with you.
I'm gonna post some pics in between these stories OP, if you don't mind. I didn't fuck any of them, it just livens up the mood.
>>685332888
Nice meme
>>685333032
>My gf is the star of my universe, so yes
>tumblrina identified
>>685333128
>>685333230
Jelly much?
>>685333170
go right ahead friendo
>>685328521
how big was his cock anon
Postcards from the edge is about her life as a coke head and daughter of Debbie Reynolds
>>685327814
>edgy tattoos
>>685333350
>jelly
What's it like being 13 in 2016?
>>685333513
Charlize Theron. BTW the anon who pounded Annabeth Gish isn't the only Oldfag on here.
>>685333592
You dont know me
http://www.strawpoll.me/10264677
>>685333718
Carla Gugino
>>685333740
I know your 13
>>685333069
it is but there's a lot of waiting around involved.. never bothered me. I try to work on as many as I can manage
>>685333849
i want to believe this is Cheryl Ladd
> for summer friends: She replaced Farrah Fawcett on Charlie's Angels, before you were born
>>685334014
Here's Farrah Fawcett. This poster is responsible for about a hundred tons of semen shot
>>685333803
Jennifer wins
>>685333997
Kys
>>685334014
I remember them ALL! I'm the oldfag with Anna Beth. Farrah's nips were epic. Shit actress though. If it weren't for Ryan O'neal she'd have ended up a whore on Hollywood Blvd.
>>685334248
You furthermore proved my point
Famke Jensen, you know.... from X Men
> Have to put it in terms they understand
>>685328803
Post your yearbook pic anon - prove it's from this book.
>>685327814
Not really worth it, but I saw this guy (pic related) and his wife naked. He's a french singer (Gerald de Palmas) .My dad was soundproofing one of his rooms and I used to go work with him from time to time. It was like... 15 years ago...
Nothing to report, really, they were just getting out of the shower together.
>>685334504
sorry you had to see that anon
>>685327814
>implying anyone could possibly have a legitimate story where they've seen a celeb naked
Bro, this is /b/.
>>685334367
Agreed!
B/ro, name a celeb, and if I have her, I'll post her. I LOVED Annabeth Gish in Mystic Pizza. It was supposed to be her breakthrough film, but it Launched another star instead.
I know you probably won't believe me, but here it goes
I have never, nor have I ever heard of an acquaintance having had seen a celebrity naked
I know, I know, from your stories and replies one might think that it's just bound to happen at some point in any average /b/tard's life
But I swear it's the truth, you gotta believe me
>>685334789
Just kidding, here's the other star of Mystic Pizza
>>685334915
Well, I actually believe you.
I've been fucking Dolly Parton 2-3 times a year for the last 7 or so years.
>>685334915
I don't think it's bound to happen, but /b/ is a big place with lots of people, so you never know what someone may have experienced
>>685334915
Thanks for your honesty, Ohio.
>>685335078
pics or it didn't happen
>>685335057
Here's a 'celeb' I never liked
I slept with z list celeb Emily Booth when I was 17. She was a dirty girl. Her boobies were big and to a 17yo seemed to start getting some droop.
>>685335180
Don't take any. Can't leak that way.
Marilyn Manson
>>685335214
Her father was a brain surgeon who put the plate in Cubs Manager Don Zimmer's head
>>685335383
She was the oldest daughter, Mary Ellen, on The Waltons
> It was on long before you were born, 'fam'
>>685335545
She was a vulcan, and had a guest appearance on Supernatural
I used to work as a makeup guy on the set of xmen and I seen jenefer lawrance naked nearly everyday
>>685335766
She was the mom in Poltergeist, and was also in Kramer vs Kramer
>>685334248
Kill me yourself you ugly little worm
>>685335872
go on, details bud. How naked we talking?
>>685335996
I sniffed Taryn Manning's dirty panties
Back in the 90's, Silk Stalkings was filmed at my parents place, twice. One of the actresses was filmed "dead" and naked in the master bathroom tub. Saw some skin, not full nude - they're really good about not letting anyone see.
Pic for proof, my bro with Carl Weathers outside by our garage - 1996 I think, or 1997. Angela Shelton was one of the stars.
>>685336277
>>685335766
I always get her, and Hillary Swank mixed up
>>685336279
how'd that happen?
>>685336280
Was Carl Weathers a huge ego dick, or a cool guy?
>>685333803
Demi easily.
JLaw had to apply something to her boobs, and had to let them dry.
>>685336479
Carl Weathers is bro tier. Big guy though, I remember shaking his hand. He was the director.
I saw Elmo once. And since he doesn't wear clothes, he was naked.
>>685328803
you mean agent reyes?
>>685336280
i fucking love that dude. got a sick physique.
>>685336705
Good to hear. He comes across on screen as a straight shooter. The movie he was in with Arnold Schwarzenegger (Predator) made him look cool. I think it was Jesse Ventura that was the Dick.
>>685336463
She lived in my apartment complex, saw her from time to time in the laundry room. She left something in her apartment went back to get it, Could see a pair of her panties in her hamper, took a couple deep sniffs.
This was about a year before she got a bit more famous on OITNB
>>685330582
I call bullshit.
>>685335078
News flash: Dolly plays for the Other Team
> Carpet muncher, you know...tuna boat captain
I banged the girl who sang Call Me Maybe. I picked her up at the Lucky bar in Victoria BC on 90s night. She took off my condomn mid sex because she wanted my baby batter inside her. This was like a year before call me maybe lol
>>685327814
That picture made me realize Demi Lovato is all grown up and no longer that "Disney kid".
>>685330582
When I was in Mexico in 2007 I fucked a whore. The one and only time I've paid for sex.
Not a celeb, just bragging.
>>685337177
Celebs I dislike: JLH, the biggest tease in H'wood. Just show your fucking nips already! She-Yit!
>>685337199
carlie rae jepson? how was her bod?
>>685337199
Seriously, do you faggots expect us to believe that celebrities fucked you?
>>685337177
I know different. Plus, she's been married for like 50 years.
Jennifer Tilly is a professional poker player in Las Vegas now
>>685337379
it was bangin. she was super duper slutty
>>685336122
>>685334248
O boi, flabbergasted interweb users. Mai favrite.
>>685330253
Yeah there go your chances right? Would have been a lock except for that. Couldn't have anything to do with our cripplingly privileged attitudes towards women.
>>685337381
w/e dude i still have her on facebook. like i care what you think heh. besides she wasn't a celebrity then. just a slut
>>685337610
>>685337660
Proof, motherfucker. Do you have it?
>>685337465
Ever heard of a phrase called 'A Beard'?
This celeb was playmate of the year, and thought for awhile that innoculations caused (shit, forgot) ?
>>685337660
snapshot her fb page. also, she rock any pubes?
My. Mum.
>>685327814
Yes, I saw Jimmy Saville naked several times in the 1970's, I don't want to talk about it though.
>>685337199
Go back to 9gag homo
>>685337826
Here's Jenny McCarthy trying to make Jim Carey feel bad with a doggy style selfie
>>685327814
David hasselhoff at the west ends. Dude's tall as fuck.
Gerard butler at the west end.
David tennant on a golf course just before they started showing doctor who.
That's as detailed as it gets.
I never spoke with them, never asked for autographs or nothing.
Just thought to myself, oh hey that's blah blah.
>>685337976
Has Donny seen this?
>>685338049
You saw all those guys naked?
>>685338185
Can't answer that
I worked on set for 2 episodes of Girls season 2 and saw piggy Lena Dunham nude multiple times. Her pussy looks like a swamp, but part of me wanted to eat it.
>>685338304
Jose Canseco's wife
>>685338437
I'm sorry :(
>>685338442
I know those tits are fake as hell, but still... damn.
I had taken a road trip in the late 90s to catch up with my high school girlfriend who moved to Michigan to study.
I didn't care for the place much, but I got to see my girl and mainly spent the time having marathon sex sessions in her dorm anyhow.
For a change, she suggested we go to a club with a few of her friends. Ok, I guess, give the boys time to reload.
We get pretty wasted with a couple of her hot friends and dance to shitty 90s stuff when I feel the might need to piss. It's quite an upmarket club and I eventually find the pisser right at the back of the large hall. Walking in I'm greeted by the sight of Tim Allen wearing a garish shirt and nothing on at all below the waist. He was making that grunting noise he did on Home Improvement, but keeping time gyrating and spinning his hips so his whang helicoptered around.
He was throwing peanuts at a black guy who was handing out hand towels and aftershave at the sinks ... the black guy just took it for ages as Tim just kept pelting him with peanuts and swinging his junk.
Eventually he lost it and charged him, bringing Tim to the ground in a huge tackle and roaring in his face. I left quickly at that point.
I assume drugs were involved and the police arrived shortly after... that was my experience of 'The Tool Man'
>>685338565
Yeah, Barbie factor is 9.9/10, but it's fun to think about how they'd shake when you pound her. Wear a condom though, IF ya know what I mean....
This Celeb was on Firefly and is loved by millions of men and boys
>>685337610
>Being this much of a white knight faggot.
She said she hates white men and you're defending her. Thats sad.
When I was 18 I was approached by a man who asked me if I'd like to meet John Travolta. I didn't really believe him, but he took me back to a Rolls Royce so I decided wtf and went for it.
Long story short I gave John Travolta a blow job for $10,000 when I was 18.
>>685338437
how clear a look did you get of it? was it bushy?
>>685338769
Tim Allen's real name? Timothy DICK
Not kidding! Haw HAW HAWHAW
>>685329254
>>685338859
She isn't white so who cares if she doesn't like white dudes.
>>685338814
This fake looks so much like a younger Jewel Staite that I want to believe I had sex with her.
You know, back in college
>>685339170
Stamos!
> Shakes his fist at Billy Mumy
>>685339018
Seriously? What's in a name, huh?
>>685338905
Very clear, she made no attempts to cover up. She was naked a lot in one of the episodes I was there for too. It was hairy and untrimmed
When Seth Rollins (wrestler) was still in ROH he wound up beside me at a pissing though. So I got a look at his pre famous dick
my friend fucked kiesza after one of her concerts where he was working as a photographer
he showed me a few nudes he managed to sneak in. disappointing..
>>685339710
details on her bod?
>>685339343
Yeah, his mug shot is all over the internet
>>685339410
long shot but you see it spread at all?
>>685336682
>MY BOOBS ARE BLIIIIND !
>>685339410
Did she stink? She looks manky as fuck.
>>685339299
Jewel, may I PLEEZ taste your pussy?
>>685338859
I'm not defending her. I'm condemning fat entitled neckbeards that get all butthurt at the idea of a woman they've never met, and likely never will, wouldn't be interested in them romantically, as if somehow it would have worked out but for that.
>>685339710
weird shape and saggy ass. It was very disappointing
>>685332400
pedo fucking detected
>>685340026
I can't love a celebrity more
>>685339937
I did not
>>685339995
She does look like a filthy pig whore, but she did not smell bad. Her pussy looked like it would though.
>>685340033
I'm not the guy you replied to but dude please sort out your grammar and wording, you type like a cunt.
Jill Wagner makes my peepee hurt
>>685340406
/thread
>>685332574
RAPED and MURDERED a girl in 1990
>>685340490
>>685340686
Hnnng!
>>685340818
Imagine getting to pound Joan Severance when you get home from work....
"Honey, I'm home! Time to fuck!"
>>685340241
That perfect mix of white and asian.
Pic related but not Jewel
Wow such an origional post op
Fucking kill yourself you undesirable unoriginal faggot
>>685340406
Duly noted.
I remember when she wore this dress. The TV cameras shot right through it. Insta Boner
>>685341169
so much anger young padawan
>>685341441
>>685341528
I think JLo's tits are yummy
>>685341169
Shut the fuck up you go watch back to watching filthy frank you jagaloon
>>685341657
But THIS fucking dress caused more semen to be shot that night than any other
>>685341757
You guys are posting great, early 2000s pics of jlo but this thread is about celebs you fucked.
You are not P.diddy.
Seen erica badu's tits backstage when she was hosting soul train
>>685342401
>>685342462
>Including male celebs too
I was at a party and Victoria Justice went streaking, from what I heard she does it a lot, but not so much since the fappening leaks. But seeing her tits bounce while she ran was hot.
>>685334504
Was he walking in the sand feeling guilty ?
>>685342373
I want to bust that fuckin guys head open look at that fuckin face, jagoff
>>685342405
yeah, that's several seasons in. At the start, Emilia was a nobody who was easily pushed to shed her clothing. and besides, it's easy to spot. remember how fucked up cersi's neck looked?
>>685336178
Fully best job I ever had I touched her ass too
>>685337976
Looks more like chris crocker with a tit job
>>685342519
how were they?
>>685342693
i know emilia didnt use a double and last episode neither
>>685342601
fully naked? you see that puss?
>>685342865
Not bad. Shes pretty fuckin hot in person considering her age. Really nice too
I fucked optic jewel wen we we're like 16
>>685342766
how was her pussy? you get a good luck at it? how'd her ass feel?
Fucked McKayla Maroney when we were like 16, just after she came back from London was a one time thing but w/e
>>685342405
The dany scene was not a body double. Her tits are very distinct. It looks fake because the green screen fire behind her.
>>685343009
Well I saw it, but it wasn't very clear or anything, she was shaved I think, she might've had a landing strip, it was dark and I was tipsy. Tits were great though, so hot. I still jerk it to the thought
>>685338185
I love the Wahlbergs. I feel like we should somehow try to bring this to Donnie's attention. I'm sure his agency or agent has an email I could send that to. Donnie needs to see this.
>>685343475
sure ya did
>>685343256
Ye I seen her pucci and I kinda like grabbed her ass and she just smiled at me (Ithinkshelikedit.JPEG) kinda wish I made a move
>>685343501
how was her ass?
>>685343539
I am too.
>>685343493
i never said that cant you people read
>>685329254
KEK
>>685343646
It was ok, im not really an ass man I was just focused on trying to see that pussy and her tits. It was tiny and cute, that's for sure
>>685329681
How have you survived? 30 here
>>685343610
ok, now i really don't believe you
Saw Tori Spelling naked while playing strip poker at a party. Then took naked bong hits.
I also saw Britney spears naked in changing room of a concert at the tennis matches in ny.
>>685342601
She does love to show off
>>685344588
when'd the tori spelling thing happen, and how'd she look? how naked did you see britney?
I've told this story a couple times in similar threads, but I met and fucked Emily from the band Metric in 2007.
>>685343501
why was it dark and why were you tipsy if you were working in makeup?
>>685343610
explain please. you don't just go up to Jennifer Laurence and grab her ass
>>685329681
37-38?
>>685344937
Tori was at least 15 to 20 years ago.
Butterface as always, but her tits looked decent. Big fake, but decent.
Britney was alright. After she lost the smoking girl body. Full nude. The other guy was right, she's not shy while doing costume changes back stage.
I'm trying to remember get name, but there was a super hot actress I saw nude because my roommate at the time was a grade a movie actor who was hot (no homo), and was banging her.
>>685345076
he was talking about victoria dingus
>>685344879
Cleaned it up a bit
>>685337884
Wait... WHAT?!
>>685345411
Grade z I meant.
>>685345411
you see tori's puss? how did britney keep hers?
>>685329254
kek
>>685345780
Tori's was trimmed.
Britney was bald. Didn't get to see long.
>>685346173
can you give a more detailed recounting of the brit story?
I was watching the superbowl janet jackson had timberlake flash her titty
>>685338434
>o
