Nostalgia fap thread Version 2.0
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Nostalgia fap thread Version 2.0
This girl from Tom Petty's "Freefallin'" video.
ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-touch me
I wanna feel dirty
>>685296138
I know.. I know..
>>685295812
Shall I repost all the Shirley webms so far or just make new ones?
>>685296138
fuck me she was hot as fuck>>685296299
>>685296325
As long as it is Shirley mate.
>>685296325
New please and thank you based anon
>>685296325
OC plox.
>>685296325
>should I repost
>from the last thread
no. never do this.
what the fuck is wrong with people
>>685296547
Holy fuck I came to her so many times. There was an episode where she was wearing a pink tutu because she wanted to be a ballerina and nipples were hard as fuck that I had taped and fuckkkkkk
>>685296163
I'll say again, she's only gotten sexier with age.
>>685296733
she's hot, but she seems so trashy when he speak
>>685296765
Sarandon?
Lee Meriweather was always my favorite cat.
If you were a kid in the late 90's, I'm sure you fapped to this.
>>685296765
Goddamn right
>>685295812
that really real?
>>685296985
plus, ex-scientologist, some some damage goin on there
>>685296637
>>685296610
Just hanging out in the men's room, waiting on you to come fuck her in the ass...
>>685297209
What do you mean?
>>685297192
amen to that
Kudos for knowing who this is, without img search ofc.
>>685296547
>>685297229
It's a shame she aged so poorly.
>>685297405
is that her?
>>685296028
>>685296133
>>685296644
>>685296733
>>685297066
>>685297229
I love how this has turned into "Nostalgia fap: Geriatricfag edition"
Some memories cropping up here, niggas.
>>685296028
My nigga
>>685297575
Yes....
I just cut all the crotch parts together from this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypr18UmxOas
>>685297533
just look at those pixels. mm mm
>>685297604
kate, hannah and agustina somthing who had a crazy ass
>>685297698
Hey, for most of us those pixels were state-of-the-art realism back then.
>>685295812
I'd love to have a webm of her crossing her legs in the When I Grow Up video. Damn I spilled loads to that when I was younger. I also got VERY good at pausing VHS tapes due to that video.
>>685295812
>>685297831
You're about to cum so hard.
And to the people not wanting content from the last thread posted, sorry, it was requested, hope you understand.
>>685297682
cool
>>685297789
Pretty sure this is where my lifelong love of pseudo-goth chicks started.
Same age as her, and even that young, I wanted to teach Wednesday Addams how to sing.
>>685295812
holy shit, you too anon?
so many loads
>>685298209
should have been
>>685297840
>>685297385
>>685298134
Hnnng
>>685298134
I'd call you a life saver but I'm pretty sure you are responsible for the impending death of millions of my possible children.
>>685298393
no animooted pic of crossing her legs
I am dissappoint
>>685298393
Watching it on cable, edging until this scene, fucking exploding as soon as it showed her pussy. Good times.
>>685298265
God yes. This and the "When I Think About You I Touch Myself" video, damn legs.
Soo hot.
![elisha-cuthbert-popular-mechanics[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2yBTAXp.jpg "elisha-cuthbert-popular-mechanics[1].jpg")
>>685297104 here. The late 90's were incredible, with tween girls having a lot of spotlight in series made for kids.
For example, her, specially in the episode in which she goes to play (and explain) Ice Hockey and the coach tells her that first, she needs some femenine protection. Holy shit, that was so sexy (even if they showed nothing).
>>685297533
"shake it baby , you wanna dance?" pipebomb explodes.
>>685298524
No need.
>>685298508
I'm gonna try to make a slo mo one of her crossing her legs. Hold please.
>>685298671
Next level right here!
All my unborn ones.
Yasmine Bleeth
>>685298768
my nigga, remember here bathing suit on battle of the network starts? jesus she is perfect.
>>685298751
Too bad she turned into such a fucking trainwreck.
This.
>>685298872
The skinny-dipping in the lake scene. Holy crap.
>>685299025
Yes, all of them.
>>685298673
>>685298508
>>685298134
Here ya go anon. Hope you enjoy watching her pale white crotch jiggle.
Many time consuming faps were had with these bad boys
>>685298645
that's HOT
every weekday morning at 6:30am
>>685299028
Holy shit. is that like 16-year old Uma Thurman?
>>685299037
>>685299028
her feet are atrocious.
>>685296643
What's her name?
Memories.
>>685296533
>>685299440
easy fix
don't look at her feet
doubleshot
>>685299491
Tiffani Thiessen
>still hot now in milf mode
>>685299440
Well thank God it's not the feet you should be fucking. Not that you ever could, but yeah..
Are my other Shirley Manson worshippers still here or shall I stop? And If they are, any requests from different vids?
>>685299491
Dude...
my first feet fap ever
>>685297192
>>685296765
Nope, Nope
This >>685296163 is the first media from her i actually find attractive, all her recent media and photos are off putting for some reason.
She is not attractive anymore, she has a sexy personality thats what people are getting confused about
>>685299733
this black see thru historic photo shoot..
ooh to see that full set of pics...
>>685299905
Go on, there can never be enough Shirley.
>>685299905
seen her live , very hot. she changed alot of her lyrics to dirty shit .
>>685299968
Mine was to actual porn. The Ashley Jane footjob video
>>685299933
destroyed my dick to kiana every morning after speed racer was on.
>>685295812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHrhCYlLAMs
>>685296643
I proposed to her at The Max!
>>685299905
I still lurk. Pretty much any Shirley is good Shirley.
>>685299514
>vintage god tier teets
11/10 anon
>>685298673
I love you.
>>685300287
Did you see it here?
>>685299110
>>685298590
meh i cant get off to dyke action but since this is nostalgia as in when i was a kid and just discovered masturbation anything with implied female nudity of sexual innuendo would do
ffs i used to fap to bikini magazines
But dyke media will never be so hot for anyone over 12
>>685299599
>>685299754
yes I know, but ever since I saw them in kill bill that's all I think of when I see her, I'm not even a foot guy.
>>685299905
Avid fan here, she makes me diamonds. Anything that has slutty shots of her would be great
>>685300050
Oh, YES. A teenage crush and I went to a Garbage concert where they played that song from the Romeo and Juliet remake.
She changed all the lyrics to be FILTHY. I can still fap to that memory, some 20 years later.
>>685298645
What happened to her? she was my literal first fap on the girl next door and then poof disappeared
I thought she would be huge but no her popularity just faded
>>685299110
This load is dedicated to you.
>>685299028
Holly shit uma thurma was AMAZING
20/10
>>685299030
>>685300029
Somehow these two 10/10's always got mixed in my head into 1 uberfabwaifu
>>685300643
Imagine
>>685300029
http://nakedcelebs dot org/sexy-photoshoot-of-tiffani-amber/
>knock yourself out m8
>>685300554
I'm honored.
>>685296644
>>685300834
Idiot
>>685300448
lol yeah that was the song i was thinking of, she was singing about going down and shit. seen her at lupos in hartford.
>>685299733
I first saw he on white collar, looking her old pictures i think she was always a milf lol
born milf
>>685297441
mah nigga
>>685299514
Her breasts are perfect!
>>685300738
Before Joker mode
Pretty cute
>>685300741
I can't believe it, after all these years I still get a boner from this.
>>685299536
Camera 1, camera 2.
>>685300439
>>685300448
>>685300267
>>685300050
>>685300035
OP here. I'm gonna see them live in July, and bought the VIP package to go to the meet and greet. Gonna try not to turn into a pool of ejaculate like Alex Mack when I shake her hand.
Also, I used to fap and cum to this. Just her standing there and giving the side eye glance like she wants to fuck some one up. Sexy as fuck.
>>685295812
I have fapped to a lot of these. Well done gentlemen.
>>685300989
So hot, want to touch the hiney.
![47453383.cached[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bDallTh.jpg "47453383.cached[1].jpg")
>>685299028
Too bad she got a face surgery. I mean, she wasn't gorgeous, but she was sexy. Now she looks weird.
>>685295812
Racquel Darrian.
You kids get off my lawn.
>>685301078
Lucky! Id kill to see them live, but I dont think they are coming to Ireland anytime soon :(
>>685301002
Me too. I had the dvd of Big Daddy (well, still do) that has this on it and would slo mo it frame by frame back and forth until I came.
>>685301078
>>685301366
You sure, anon? I think they are going to Europe before they come back to the States but not sure about Ireland.
>>685298182
Thus guy gets it. Still the perfect woman to me.
>>685301078
I concur.
And I has a jealousy. Although if I ever found myself within 10 feet of this woman, I would instantly forget all social conventions and turn into the creepiest creep who ever creeped.
Like... the hand that shook her hand would need to be used for fapping purposes with in 10 minutes. Because it'd me like Shirley was giving me a handjob. Somehow.
>>685300727
there is a god.. and it is pixels stored as data on a server
>>685299352
She aged very well - pic is from 2014.
>>685301224
fellow old man detected. How's your life insurance policy? Getting enough fiber?
Only reason I watched WWF.
>>685300722
That is what it looks like when you just fucked her.
Shut up, let me live in my bubble.
>>685298590
Oh boy
>>685301909
She was in the former World Wrestling Federation?
>>685301869
>fellow old man detected.
Old enough to be disgusted at the utter lack of Phoebe Cates in this thread. ;)
>>685302100
No, that's what it looks like when she's about to deepthroat your cock.
>>685302364
Right in the extremely early adolescence.
Many nuts were busted to this
>>685302274
Yup.
She was Randy Savage's Wife
>>685302274
no, she's a member for the World Wildlife Foundation
>>685298671
I would still rail her to this day.
>>685302425
That is also good.
How has this shit not been posted yet
>>685302683
>inorite
that SNL skit was spot on
Helen Mirren has magic immortal never aging titties
>>685302841
>>685302841
>>685302896
>>685302801
Goddamn, just give me 2 minutes to hump that soft, pale leg.
Used to fap my little 11 year old dick off to this gem all the time. Had it saved on a floppy disc and would wait until I was home alone so I could sneak on the family computer and beat it like no other. Good times.
>>685300286
That HUGE cameltoe though
>>685303157
Me too, but I had the magazine and would take it in the bathroom and sit on the toilet and fap my brains out. I was probably 14.
>>685303136
Good god. One of the only women on the planet who can give me a hard-on with facial expressions alone.
>>685300131
Same... Fucking Bodyshaping
>>685303319
I had the whole set saved to a CD and used to beat my dick like Mike Tyson to those pics.
>>685302938
>>685302896
>>685302841
Also, when they try to resuscitate her in The Abyss. I think that was the first time I say a boob in a movie.
I swear one time she morphed back naked.....of course we never saw anything but did that happen?
>>685303653
She's not in The Abyss. That's Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. But here's Ripley's tits.
>>685303677
yeah in the pilot I think
>>685303334
Me too. Try not to cum to this.
>>685303677
Fuck!!!!! I was right.
That got me so horny as a teen.
>>685303960
Fuck you nerds are sad as fuck
>>685304081
We're aware of that. The penis wants what the penis wants.
>>685304081
But you certainly aren't sad are you, big man? Such a tough guy posing on 4chan.
>>685297246
she had the good sense to get out though
Hey Dude
>>685304293
Yeah which is amazing considering she was born into it.
>>685296547
Yo fergie was hot as fuck back then
>>685302841
Wow.. We almost forgot!
>>685304404
I'm disappointed anon
Had a huge hard on for her as a kid (still do)
Pretty sure that shot shaped my taste in women too. Petite, nice legs and small tits?
Sign me up
Anybody else?
>>685304624
Ah, was so scared and aroused at the same time. Alien man..alien.
>>685304710
Ugh, imagine those tattoos now..
>>685304734
the 4 Fs of fear
>Fight
>Flight
>Feed
>Fornicate
what, you thought I was gonna say fuck?
>>685303821
Nice tits Moot
>>685295812
FAPPED TO THAT TOO OPEE. YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR HER TO BEND DOWN
>>685304887
>always fornicate
>>685304624
you forgot
>feminine penises
>>685305101
Nah brah, them feminine penines dont do it for me
Tomboyish=/=Tranny
>>685304710
>be 11
>parents finally buy modem
>wait few days til home alone
>get up super early cause the power of the boner is strongest
>first internet search ever
>320x250 pics take 5min to download
>still diamond and throbbing like a bull on roids
>pic related
>>685305312
You remember the pic you fapped to?
>>685304710
Yes
>fapped to this scene so many times
>>685302521
jesus
>>685305250
but if sigourney pulled out a 5 inch feminine penis would you suck it for her if she ordered you?
>>685305490
no, I came to each of them several times
>>685305727
>one simply does not disobey Mother.
>>685305756
I had a friend that had the Playboy, and we would sneak it back and forth during English class.
>>685304912
No more waiting anon.
back then she was an insatiable little bisexual slut
I remember it being part of the thrill when I stroked it to her
>>685305858
you would still get to fuck her tight asshole...
>>685306291
I was so young I didn't really understand how sex worked completely, I would just imagine rubbing my little boy dick in her ass crack...
>>685306342
Eventually.
>>685305312
Ahhh, those were the days.
Having cum before the bottom half of the picture even downloaded
>>685306758
>start download on 10 potential fap pics
>go to school
>come back
>find maybe 1 fappable pic
>fap
>start another batch download
>sleep
>fap
>repeat
>>685306758
yep
fapping for so long you end up cumming hands free
having to use drug smuggler techniques to get rid of your used tissues
>>685307167
>>start download on 10 potential fap pics
fuck...the memories. I had to stick to sites with larger thumbnails just to be sure that I was not wasting my time with unfappable data.
famousbabes.com was the best. Huge diverse collection, 12 thumbs per page.
>>685307460
>fapping for so long you end up cumming hands free
lol
How about having the VHS ready when that one movie with that one brief nude scene comes on TV. Watching the whole movie just so you don't miss your chance to record 15 seconds of magic.
>>685307791
renting a movie with a nude scene only to find it is static from the repeated pausing
>>685297705
the pixies album cover?
>>685307943
Reminds me of that urban legend that Blockbuster had to keep buying more new copies of Fast Times at Ridgemont High because the part with Phoebe Cates' pool scene would always be worn out on every copy.
>>685308003
betty white
like it says in the file name
fucking iphone users should just an hero
>>685307943
rekt
The kids today, they will never understand. We had to go thru hell to get a good fap.
>>685308252
>Phoebe Cates' pool scene
Even just reading that gives me a semi.
She was perfection.
>>685308422
Fap-worthy material was an eternal quest
>>685308574
My nigga
My precious thread is dying. It was good while it lasted folks.
>>685308364
well i read the file name and im not on iphone...
was just wondering if its the same woman as in the pixies album cover...
no need to fucking cry
>>685308422
>when the whole class fapped to the same porn VHS that passed from hand to hand and you try not to think about the homoerotic undertones
>>685308590
dumpster diving for porn...
Fuck that sounds so absurd now, lol
>>685308252
when this movie came out my days of spending hours hunting a half-deccent fap were over
>>685308653
thanks for your webms. Good to see shirley again. Fun thread overall and I hope to catch the next one!
>>685304710
O Hell Yes
>>685308690
I was in high school in the early days of more people having the internet. Kids that had it would make a killing selling mix CD's and CD-R's with porn jpegs on them. $5 a pop.
>>685308806
Gina.
Gershon.
>>685304902
It's m00t, not moot. Two entirely different things.
Newfag.
>>685308979
Gina Gershon in Bound - even better.
>>685309047
wth jennifer tilly.... fuuuuuuuuuu
I remember I had 15 second clips from that film. Many lost children.
>>685301909
Oh yes
>>685308806
Wish someone had a webm of the lapdance scene when she's licking her tit and then quickly puts her ass in Agent Dale Cooper's crotch. You now what I'm talking about.
>>685308950
I had a friend whose dad had a playboy and penthouse subscription
sold magazines for $10 each in the late '80s early '90s
>>685301224
I'm old too...fond fap memories
>>685309156
I have it on Blu-ray now. It's glorious.
>>685308950
Ha, i remember those. One kid had a awesome computer and had "a full gig of porn" and a cd burner. Most of us didn't even have Cd roms and hard drives bigger than a few hundred MB
>>685308364
You can image search on iPhone autist
>>685300131
Forgot about this! But, my boner never forgets...thank you
>>685309296
Oh man I bet it is. Every once in awhile I go look for those old celeb clips and they dont do anything for me anymore. They are too short. They used to be my life blood, lol.
I have been tainted by 10 years of tube sites.
>>685308979
>>685299514
Mammories
>>685309584
Oh man, there she is.
She is in her 50's now and STILL looks good
>>685308979
.>>685309731
:)
>>685300834
how
>>685309798
fucking excellent. I need to go build my collection so I have something to share in these threads. On a brand new laptop.
Damn, I miss her skills
every morning before school
>>685310104
You can still find her videos on tube sites.
Actually, about 2 years ago I found a username and password for ideepthroat.com just by goggling around. The site is still up and all the vids are still there.
So many times
>>685310474
I have all the vids already
>>685310211
yeah, she looked really good. Her career never panned out though. Saw her in a lifetime movie from a few years ago.
>>685310374
truth. I forgot all about this chick. I retrospect, she was a huge dyke.
>>685310474
You can just torrent an entire site rip with all her videos in it
>>685310534
leticia
>>685310692
I might just have to do that
>>685310622
>>685309209
Had to go rip it off xvideos and make one. This was the hottest thing I'd ever seen back then.
>>685310711
This. Late 90's MTV provided my first fap material.
>>685310984
Finding this set on AOL dial-up blew my mind. Clicking through every file, no thumbnails, mining for the gold.
>>685310925
ha, thanks for the extra effort. That was a damn good scene. And the one where she is grinding on the black guy
>>685311208
HOW BOUT GETTING OFF OF THESE ANTI-BIOTICS
>>685310925
that was so hot to a younger me
then I got a lap dance similar to that from a skinny stripper
I thought she was going to turn my dick into mashed potatoes
>>685311061
>>685311276
many faps had
>>685311451
Haha, some things are better imagined than practiced.
>>685311208
Smack My Bitch Up
https://vimeo.com/44561183
>>685311453
>>685311276
>>685311553
Fuck yes.
>>685311888
Enlighten me?
>>685311888
I had it recorded on VHS along with other fapworthy music videos.
good times
>>685311723
10/10 face
>>685312150
>Fiona Apple - Criminal
chek youtube
This right here boys
>>685312283
fuck yes
>>685312274
Thank you.
>>685312154
>>685312150
>>685311888
>>685311553
>>685311276
This is what you really want though.
>>685312422
Yep, that is the exact sequence.
When she dips her head below the water... 13 year old me just came.
>>685301679
Yeah, "perfectly" filled with AIDS and all types of STD's from letting Rodman get within 50 feet of her.
Also, "perfect" if you like fake tits and plastic surgery that looks horrible.
>>685312422
>>685312673
This part was pretty good too though. Her thighs always looked so soft...
>>685313055
That's what I liked about her. She was super skinny but had just enough thickness in the right areas.
she was batchit crazy though
>>685312283
Dude you forgot Alicia Silverstone
>>685296028
She's a yoga instructor. Google her.
>>685313271
classic, had a mariah poster up (from butterfly) and many faps were had.
Mariah from 1994 to 2002 was perfection.
>>685313275
Yeah I saw her live maybe 10 years ago or so and she cried the entire show. It was really powerful though.
>>685313325
Now why would he ruin the faps of old?
>>685313496
Incredible singer.
Turned into a complete psycho though. Once she got fat, she never returned to form.
>>685313294
>>Alicia Silverstone
I found some UHQ, unretouched pic sets of her from the early 2000's. She has a MASSIVE mole on her forehead and her face was kind of scary.
Made me sad TBH
>>685313796
Just.. No.
>>685313666
You're crazy. She's skinnier now than ever. Look how sunk in her face is. And she's still a great singer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIlLq4BqGdg
>>685313796
Shakira, fuck yeah
>>685313796
Just. Yes. Incredible ass.
>>685313863
I was talking about Mariah getting fat
>>685313971
Oh. Well. Nevermind. yeah Mariah is fat as fuck now.
>>685313863
fiona looks to have aged well, did not expect that.
>>685313796
That ass and those skin tight pants made my 12 year old self cum buckets.
>>685314055
She was hot for exactly one movie (Clueless) and then immediately got ugly as hell. It was weird.
>>685314170
>>685314215
That's what I'm saying.
She was hot in a few movies but once the 2000's hit, she fell apart.
Speaking of which, Elisha Cuthbert was 10/10 for like 2 years and then literally turned into a man.
Breaks my heart.
