Listen up you inglorious /b/astards!
You've all been conscripted in to my personal army! It's time to fortify our defensive positions before the newfags invade!
singles: private
dubs: sergeant
trips: lieutenant
quads: general
quints: you take over the army
yotsuba coming in!
Faglord McFucker reporting in.
Ballsaks reporting for duty sir!
>>685272655
reporting in
Check check
Niggerous Johnson reporting
>>685272655
Michel de Bourgogne reporting in, Comrade !
>>685272655
check em
John the dick biter reporting for duty
Private Hitler reporting in
Captain Fapper reporting in
Rolling, you cannot escape pushups maggot
Spurdo spärdö reporting for duty, Sir!
private james ryan reporting for duty
>>685272655
ROLIN
Is it the watermelon hotline? Private Tyrone here
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Private second class fagget reporting for duty sir!
>>685273111
LIEUTENANT HITLER AT YOUR SERVICE SIR
Cocksucker McFaghole reporting!
>>685272655
lieutenant
>>685273111
Why i'm not surprised ?
>>685273111
LT Hitler, what are your orders? Private Nussbaum reporting in
>>685273235
No sorry, this is the Chicken Wangs United Airways.
Please take a seat and note the exits nearest you in case of an emergency.
>>685272655
NYPA
>>685273325
fucking 4chan really is sucking Hitler's dick
>>685273352
We will start with the Beer Hall Putsch and take over the Reich
Flandersino, reporting for dutielie-ootily
>>685272655
Michael Vagina reporting for duty,Sir
The name is real, possibly swedish,Sir
private genitals
>>685272655
Sgt. cuck reporting for duty!
>>685273497
Rerollerino
>>685273608
make that Pvt. Cuck reporting for duty!
Ballface reporting in
Quads =???
>>685273880
quads = general
read the title you faggot
Nigger McNiggest reporting for duty o7
>>685272655
Reporting for mess hall duties
>>685272655
this army shall be mine
>>685272655
General fuckface incoming
>>685272655
roll
here to serve
Whatever, i quit anyways
>>685274187
You mean Private Fuckface, you dipshit.
Drop down and gimme 20
>>685274222
I AM LIUETENANT MIKE LITORIS
Fagfucker mcfaglordfagfacefaggot reporting in
Proud to serve. Proud to be a private.
>>685274239
YES SIR!
>>685272655
roll
I am want to leftenant
>>685274398
Faster private, FASTER! My grandma can do pushups faster than that. Do another 20!
Sorry
LIEUTENTANT MIKE LITORIS IS DISSAPOINTED IN THIS ARMY
>>685272655
I wanna be a nazi tho
Ready for the Socialist Revolution, Comrade !
>>6852744
yes sir! for the /b/astard army
Rollo
>>685274709
Private... I need a promotion
>>685274754
SO WORK HARD, PROVE YOUR WORTH AND ROLL DUBS, SOLDIER
Reporting
Reporting in
>>685274601
A proletarian soldier can't be à "private", reroll.
yo
bsdf
>>685272655
ArgleMcBargle reporting in!
>>685272655
LoliHunter is ready for duty
>>685275344
Checkum
>>685272655
Cunt RugaLugADingDong reporting in
Private Parts reporting
balls reporting for duty
damn
I'm roll
Sniper McBlaze reporting for duty
WITNESS ME!
>>685272655
Rolling
It's too late, it was always too late
Lieutenant Anon reporting, command me General
>>685272655
Private Dick here
Ball sack mcstuffin reporting for duty. I hope the corps helps me straighten out mah life SIR
Stand down Soldier!
Reporting In.
Scruffy McCuddleBalls reporting.
reporting, sir!
Fatfuck rwporti goit
Admiral Penisface, reporting for duty!
i am abe
okkkk
sgt nignog reporting
>>685272655
I'm here!
Analthrob Dickinsen reports for Düty
>>685272655
Metal Vag Piercer reporting
Listen up faggots, I want to see some Sharpies in poopers!
Every army needs a token chimpanzee
CumGuzzling MonkeyFuck reporting!
>>685272655
>That troll face may may
You've just given yourself away, Sergeant.
You're no more oldfag than Hirohito
Sir, I'm out of sharpies sir
Fuckalucklus
Raghead McGoatfuck reporting for duty!
Reporting for duty
>>685272655
Stand down, Sargent. Your power level is too high.
Singles get
chek em
>>685277573
ey im going to take that army chek em
>>685273167
>James Frances Ryan question mark
>From Iowa question mark
/k/mando reporting
blitzkrieg under my command
MICHAEL "SPITCLICKNOICE" ROSEN, REPORTING IN
I love my penis
Chad McSkinny 'portn' in.
Where the dead bitches at?
Report
>>685272655
Rollista rollista
>>685278214
reroll
check'em
>>685272655
roll
