sup, faggots. im a poorfag. job interviews for days and no calls. but im fucking hungry.
so if i go to a mcdonalds, and i go through the drive thru, and say "nevermind", and i keep driving through, eventually getting to the food window, is it legal for me to take somebodies food?
depends if youre a moralfag
>>685244225
if im hungry, i am not a moralfag, but i also dont like cops, so will this get me in a shit-ton of trouble?
if so, someone should tell me the best way to get free food
>>685243675
Where I live there is legal to steal food if you can't aford any food. Can you aford a loaf of bread anon?
>>685243675
bro what's wrong with ramen? no one has ever been so poor they couldn't afford ramen.
>fucking no one
>>685244704
sort of. im kinda relying on the fam till i can get a job, but they poor too, so when its been like a week n a half since their last payday, so we're all a little hungry, and no snickers can fix it.
quick n easy fixes are best, like free food from fast food joints
>>685245068
stores in my town got noodles on for like 70c a pack, i could probably stock up on that shit. thanks m8.
though free food is still priority
>>685245240
dog straight up find a way to give me your address and I will ship you some from amazon.
I also have an american express gift card with like $14.38 left on it you can have the code for that
>>685243675
most restaurants will give you food after closing
>>685245486
LOL nah m8, im not dumb.
>>685243675
>but im fucking hungry
>has no food
>has internet access, phone/computer access
>probably has console games too
first world problems
at night little c's throws out all their pizzas they didnt sell. They are called dumpster pizzas. they are in boxes and everything. but they are not sliced. so you will have to get a pizza cutter or something for that.
try to do it when no one is looking, because it is a health hazard and they can not just "let you" do it.
much love to you and your family, i hope this helps!
>>685245990
yeh m8, first world people are hungry too. only reason im considered first world is cuz i live in a city where cost of living ain't terrible, but getting a job is fuckin impossible.
>>685246392
no little caesar's here D:
>>685246343
thanks fam, if no one elses uses it ill definitely get something. this is a good person, folks, sometimes being a /b/astard can include helpin ya fellow assholes
>>685247029
save the code. I'm gonna delete my post in 3 mins so no one else can have it.
>>685246343
security code doenst work 456
>>685246808
Any pizza place mate.
pizza hut, little c's, dominos, hungry howies
you name it, it will be boxed and in the dumpster stacked nicely after hours.
wait till they are about to close, see guy walk out to dumpster, wait till he goes back in, or finishes his smoke, profit.
>>685243675
If you go to a grocery place that serves hot food and go there around the time they close it up they may just give you free shipping, bonus points if it'still not a big chain like Albertsons, just, Meijer etc with their rules and managers. Unlikely to work but may work if you're starving.
>>685248049
*free shit, not shipping
>>685248011
why its says american express cards is 4 digits long
>>685248276
try 2647. if that doesn't work idk man they probably don't accept the prepaid shit
>>685248398
welp declined thanks anyways
This kind of only works in places that aren't expecting it, bring a bunch of bags for whatever store you're hitting, and then pull them out once you're inside and fill them up (if you find a receipt in the parking lot first you'll look alot more official if someone stops you) and then just walk out like you paid already if the store you're at has the receipts with coupons on the back you can probably say you want the coupons and someone will give you theirs so the timestamp will look more legit
>>685248622
damn sorry man. just confirmed there is $15.77 left so as long as you're spending less than that and the merchant accepts prepaid gift cards it should work.
oh well. gl hf
>>685247597
Yup, theres a pizza place next to where i used to work (grocery store) and i always saw them putting entire pizzas in the dumpster.
May wanna get it the MOMENT they leave though because dumpsters aint sanitary and the roaches, mice or worse might get to it first.
Grocery workers also may give you expired food if you wait around at or after closung time, though i wpuldnt recommend looking real shady.
>>685248918
>>685248752
>>685248160
>>685248011
Who cares, its fake, plus who needs money
the pizza shop trick 100% works
>>685249249
lol it's not fake go to americanexpress.com/mygiftcard and check the balance faggot
Dandelion shoots. Edible and good for you as fuck. Not very filling though. Cattail shoots are also edible is you can get them young and green. Dandelions may be a better choice if you are in the city, those lil shits grow anywhere.
>>685249919
>young and green
>>685247597
i can confirm the pizza stuff. I worked for a chruch that had a pizza friday every friday where they sold it
>be young minor
>get into dumbshit trouble
>get arrested
>get community service of 100 hours
>do it at a church were every friday they sell pizza
> literally every fucking saturday i threw out 8+ boxes of almost full izza boxes along with tons of bread sticks and wings
>mfw one day a hobo asked if he can have a slice, and i told him he can have as many as he wants
> mfw he tells me the pastor already told him hes not allowed to eat the food or the pastor will call cops agian
>cramp 5 boxes of pizza into 2, and he goes on his way
fuck that pastor.
happend bout 3 years ago. been athiest since 6 years. DOnt take it wrong way christian fags, but your relligion lies and is curruptive whle you think your doing good
I was once literally starving when I was homeless in the city and at the end of my wits. I was considering just straight up robbing a gas station when I realized I was standing under a fucking crab apple tree LOADED with apples. I down like 100 delicious crab apples, shit was dank.
>>685250343
Crab apples arent ediblebyou nigger
>>685250271
same guy, didnt put a pic so you cant relate the mfw,
so just imagine somethng lol
>>685250343
>>685250430
whats a crabapple?
sorry for ignorance
>>685250430
you're an idiot
>>685250271
That religion has become so fucking warped it's ridiculous. Can't stand those types of fake christians.
>>685250430
The fuck they aren't, never heard of crab apple jam, young cuck?
>>685250832
finaly.
it took an anon over the internet for me to finally here it. where you from mate?
i live in cali where everybody thinks ther good christians for going to church on sundaays, then the rest of the week they do the fcking oppsite
>>685250271
>>685250832
The religion itself has not lied or been warped at all. The religion teaches you to not put your faith in people (pastors, clergymen, pope, parishioners) but to put your faith in God. People will always let you down because no one (Christian or not) is perfect.
Don't let people's mistakes keep you from hearing a message that, when properly understood, has validity.
>>685250519
Sour little delicious apples. Dank as fuck in pies and jams.
>>685251151
New York. I know too many people like that as well. It's like, would Jesus of Nazareth threaten to call the Roman guard on a homeless man for wanting bread? Fuck. That's the fucking opposite of what your religion teaches you.
>>685251281
>>685251151
>>685250832
>>685250271
People are terrible, not the religion.
>>685251719
Also this
>>685251696
So your pastor didn't live up to the standard of Jesus Christ... Most people don't. Cut him some slack.
>>685251281
but it has mate
compare what the morn of the religion is now compared to 500 years ago.
Also in crusads time, people slautered of other villages and forced people to be christian/cathlic or else they were killed. and the thought it was ok because they were doing it in the name of god.
>>685251696
>Some Christian I knew died and didn't rise up 3 days later
>It's like, would Jesus of Nazareth die and not rise up 3 days later?
I mean come on now
>>685252334
Does any of that negate any of the teachings in the sermon on the mount?
I guess it depends on your definition of Religion, but my definition is the Beliefs, Tenets, Principles, Teachings, Religious Text, etc. not the people comprising it or the mistakes they've made. And by that definition the Religion has not lied or been warped.
do churches give free food
>>685252352
Holy fuck, that is a legitimately autistic comparison.
>>685253138
I guarantee if you went into one and told people you were hungry, you would be fed.
Jesus said "I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me shall not hunger."
He didn't mean superficial hunger, but he kind of did.
Holy shit,
Build church
Make drive through window
sell overpriced holy bread and holy water to morons
¿Profit?
Anybody ever answer OP? i'm in a similar boat with no food or money.
>>685253843
You also cant read huh?
what a sad life :(
>>685252010
WWDJD (what would democrat Jesus do?)
Hold a gun to your head and tell you to feed the poor
Hold a gun to your head and tell you to treat the sick
Hold a gun to your head and tell you to shelter the homeless
Hold a gun to your head and tell you to accept any dumb ass shit his friends want to do
>>685253614
Yes and in 2016 Murga, hypochristians interpret that as "He's a lazy faggot liberal! GET A JOB GAY BOY COMMIE LIBERAL!!!!!!!!!"
>>685253843
Just dine and ditch. Choose a restaurant where you can eat at the bar or sit somewhere near the door.
>>685254053
lol butthurt shitkicker detected. If you call yourself a christian you shouldn't need a gun to your head to do those things.
>>685243675
unless they have an old two-window design, and are so busy they are using the first as a pay window, then they will charge you for the food you take
>>685254053
>hold a gun tobyour head and force you to do X
The most overused conservative meme of all time
>>685254240
>If you call yourself a christian
I don't
>you shouldn't need a gun to your head to do those things
so the republicans have it right to kill government programs and rely on individual voluntary charity
>>685254053
>Hold a gun to your head
the Dems want to ban guns dummy
>>685253614
this is good news.
>>685254757
Except, as I stated earlier, many so-called christians will not do these things on their own.
>>685254879
Good News
ftfy
go to the food bank get some food if you have it I don't know
>>685254822
>the Dems want to ban guns dummy
no they want to ban private owner ship of guns
they are perfectly fine with government ownership and use of guns
>>685254757
>So the republicans have it right-
No. Anything that comes after those words is inherently wrong.
>>685254064
Well Jesus didn't teach that you would be given food with no work on your end.
>>685255053
Oh yeah and this, when i was a kid and my (otherwise loving) mother spent most of her money on cocaine and supporting her abusive unemployed boyfriend's alcoholism we got a lot of our food from the foodbank
>>685255171
yfw trump winz
>>685255111
Those libtards and dummycrats are this monolitj entity whp universally support banning the private ownership of guns.
Jump through as many hoops as needed so you dont need to break your version of the world.
>>685255248
I know, Jesus said to get you one them Wal-Murt jobs and getchur self off that there welfare if yall wanna eat sum.
>>685253557
nah man it's a pretty legit comparison using your logic
>>685255171
and people wonder why the nation is becoming so polarized
>>685255771
K, kiddo.
>>685255701
"There is work at Wal-Mart. Whoever comes to Wal-Mart in search of coin for work, shall be handed coin in plenty."
John 5:13
>>685255888
The bourgeoisie want to keep the peoleteriat divided over stupid shit so they dont see the REAL enemy...
>>685255962
kek
Nigga get the fuck off of 4chan and learn2socialwelfare
>>685255962
>>685250343
Did your cancer get cured as well?
>>685255478
Lol I posted a prepaid credit card # with security code and exp date on 4chan for 10 mins then deleted all the info. No one used it. Balance is still $15.77
>Howthefuckdidnooneuseit?
>>685243675
yes, but they won't give a damn.
>>685256768
this thread isnt trending so its not on the front page
>>685245862
It's too bad man, i would send you a pizza, seriously.
>>685256768
Didn't you know /b/ is frequented by hung-dick lawyers and engineers and doctors and CEOs? We don't need your $15.77
>>685257110
steam is ignis389 if you really wanna talk about it. gotta prove its you though
>>685257148
The thread was about being poor so I thought it would help.
>tried to give OP $15 and was turned down
>the fuck?
>>685257027
still man at least 10 people had to see it. maybe they thought it was a scam.
>>685257701
that's alright, I'm not interested in your sympathy acceptance of my charity.
>really I just don't have steam or know anything about it other than I used to play counterstrike on it 13 years ago
>>685257850
if youll post the # again ill use. i could use a pizza lol
http://poal.me/g0fnxc
>>685257555
Post it again anon please. Me and my doggie would enjoy a nice pizza.
>>685246808
Sell whatever phone or computer you're using to post you idiot. Food is a priority.
>>685257942
>>685258030
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>AmEx gift card
>$15.77 left
>>685250271
Who cares what you think about religion? You're a fuckin criminal.
>>685258347
security code is wrong
>>685258487
It's really not. I bought shoes with it tonight.
>>685258347
k thanks m9
>>685258615
>>685258487
go to americanexpress.com/mygiftcard
enter the card number and you will be prompted for a security code. enter that security code and it works. if the place says the code is wrong you've either entered some of the numbers wrong, or the place doesn't accept the prepaid gift cards. try calling them up and ordering over the phone with credit card.
>>685251151
>here it
Come on dude. You're so fucking uneducated.
>>685258615
It first told me it was wrong but i tried 1456 and it took it.
>>685258978
It was just bait, my child
>>685251696
When the fuck did your pastor ever say give away your left over food to homeless people?
When?
>>685258978
Yeah yeah you fucking criminal sympathizer. Fuck off with your bullshit.
>>685259680
The high horse conservatard came rolling in
>>685259569
That's what fucking Christ would have done faggot. Pastors are supposed to be as Christ-like as possible. Keep thinking christians are supposed to hate the poor and white knight for the rich.
>>685259680
You are a criminal
>>685259680
>Criminal
Because all crimes are the same, right? Jaywalking is the same as raping kids. You fucking conservacuck faggots are hilarious. Everything is so black and white to you, it must be like living life in a permanent 3rd grade.
>>685259680
High horsie assholes always have the most to hide. Usually it's some cop's wife who deals heroin and sodomizes her own daughter with a broom handle.
>>685243675
Our store is a shitshow, but even then you will never get food in this way unless the employees just straight-up don't pay any attention to what is going on.
I'm in the UK where students are for some reason entitled to a free item of food with a value meal. You can prove you're a student with any old library card according to the info we're given, and you can probably get those for free. Just get yourself one and ask some random person to get you a cheeseburger with their order.
You're welcome.
Sometimes you just have to wait. Been working a shitty third shift gas station job and the IT job I interviewed for back in January just called back. Don't worry bud, shit gets better.
>>685260352
>Jaywalking is the same as raping kids
according to the last church I was a member of, yes
I had a problem with them supporting California's marriage
the past or literally stated that same-sex marriage is as much of a crime as murder
>>685260744
thanks m8.
>>685260588
canada. unfortunately.
>>685243675
order something with dollar or two, order it special, something you know they will fuck up.
> Take big bite
> Oh no, not what i ordered
> Take it back
> ????
> Profit