Rekt thread
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Rekt thread
>>685180238
>>685181334
>>685181372
>>685181412
>>685181443
>>685181500
>>685181536
>>685180238
is the fatty supposed to be the pathetic pussy that was offended by a dog dying or the pathetic pussy that adopts an internet culture and enjoys seeing animals suffer?
>>685181412
this one is a fake skit though
>>685181500
>still goes for the bike
>>685181391
This happened a few months ago, right?
>>685181735
>Post successful
What the fuck do you think it meant, man?
>>685181334
why
>>685181536
wut? is that da batmobile?
>>685181391
I see this alot...
Is the red flying thing blood?
>>685181536
What the fuck?
>>685182560
>>685182690
>>685182750
>>685182828
>>685182909
Best wrecked thread I've seen in ages
Still trying to figure out WTF is going on here. Any ideas or answers?
>>685184828
>>685184828
and here?
>>685183793
>>685185208
>>685185337
That doesn't answer my question
Can anyone post the webm where they cut a mouses cock off?
>>685182034
bcs niggers
>>685185625
they told him he could be anything so he became a cow
>>685185770
>>685185868
kek
>>685185868
now I want to see it from the other perspective
>>685184828
Deadly Nerve gas attack victim
>>685185868
No way he survived
>>685181334
that hat hover and spin is like something out of a cartoon
>>685186004
The real suicide mouse
>>685186004
R E K T
E
K
T
>>685181918
congrats! you are the 100 millionth person to say this EVERY TIME THE VIDEO IS POSTED!!
>>685186296
He did tho and he jumps to this day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbmi3QN8Hi8
>>685186240
So he got attacked with nerve gas and they put him in that thing to restrain him? Also nerve gas turns your feet into hands apparently?
>>685181391
>that kid in the middle of the screen who pushes his mom out the way and she lives but he died
>>685186672
Yes thats why nerve gas is so dangerous
>>685184828
some guy in some asian country who has one of those muscle wasting diseases but they cant afford the drugs help him so they just make him as *comfortable* as possible or something from memory. ive seen the original video with audio, he's talking here not just just blubbering as it looks.
>>685181391
wow
much squish
very dead
so splat
>>685186004
Fuck you faggot
>>685186004
>>685187149
Thanks lad
>>685181575
What the fuck?
>>685181944
this happened on 9/11 of 2015.
the company that owned the crane are affiliated with osama. some say karma, but tis truly just a magical accident.
>>685187625
>>685187942
how come they are not eating her?
>>685187690
Newfag
>>685188140
>>685187176
You can't hide forever
>>685188160
Cheetahs are actually quite easy to tame.
>>685180238
>>685188375
>to tame.
even domestic cats are not really tamed
but you are correct, cheetahs were historically used as pets
my theory is that big cats are not wilder than cats, just bigger and will kill you when they snap, while your pet cat will just scratch you and hiss at you like a cunt once in a while
>>685185337
This turns me on
>>685181536
he spilt his drink
>>685188115
this is probably the most impressive thing ive ever seen.
>>685188140
Literally why I stopped skateboarding back in 2000.
>>685187625
Graphic bro
>>685188973
Nice
>>685187942
Brutal
>>685187942
Are ya cheetin on me?
>>685189122
nice
atism
>>685188140
Close one.
>>685189290
>>685189122
>>685189480
>>685188140
not even the skateboard got broken :-(
>>685188633
You utter fucking mongaloid don't like a condescending twat unless you're actually correct. A "tame" animal is a wild animal that has been taught to not be aggressive around humans; a "domesticated" animal is one that is tame by instinct.
Cheetahs were never kept as pets, Africans couldn't even build boats or plant seeds in the ground, you think the wogs had the thought to keep a cheetah for fun?
You really should have paid more attention at school.
>>685187176
clunk
>>685189053
You got the one of the turtle biting the dogs bollock?
>>685189480
wtf is that skull on the blonde girls hat... post some hot nazi girls, not this wanna be nazi edgeboy shit.
>>685189918
>>685188140
That was awesome. The fact that he had the sense to see his imminent death saved him to pass on his vigilant genes onto the next generation.
>>685187239
Go back to le reddit you autismal loser.
>>685189829
...Kublai Khan is the historical figure known for having Cheetas as pets. Used them for hunting like a greyhound.
You need to chill. Nobody had even mentioned niggers. Just a cat from an area known for its niggers. You're making really big jumps dude.
>>685190285
>go back to le reddit
>2016
>back
>>685189829
..
Eqypt is apart of Africa. You know, the place with the pyramids and Naval fleet back when the rest of the world couldn't count to 3..
>>685189829
UR AN FAGOT
>>685182262
It's part of a crane that was on top of the building this footage is from or the building next door. Happened in Mecca .
>>685182560
Is he dieded?
Post some animal reks!
>>685190765
Yeah yeah hilarious, you're totally not out of place making an ass out of yourself or anything
>>685191181
>>685191181
always reminds me of el topo, from patron del mal
>>685185868
>>685186296
hes alive, his name is Jeb Corliss
>>685191479
I need to watch this already
>>685191331
>>685191581
>I'm a retard and can't thing of anything eslw to post, but must have the last word.jpeg
>>685191560
you do anon, narcos a shit
>>685192002
Cringe.
>>685187942
man, they tore her eyebrows off. this is brutal
>>685192002
congrats on being capable of taking a screencap, dear plebbitor. what's the point of posting it though?
>>685191350
i love this, also - WHAT THE FUCK
>>685191350
Hammer to the dome and he didn't even get knocked out? That's a thick fuckin skull right there.
>>685191350
>his face after the attack
>>685192976
gook hammers man
>>685188140
>>685192645
Dealing swift justice in his mortal kombat armor.
Does anyone have that one webm where the guy gets stuck in between a subway train and the side of the platform and starts to fucking spin?
Fat cow gets kicked
>>685191181
That little jig tho
>>685193393
beyblade.webm
>>685183793
Oh hi, OP, this thread is shit
I have seen every one of these vids and pics plenty of times before
>>685193506
>>685186897
holyshit never noticed that
>>685189053
Same. Too many close calls. Also, I just sucked. I seemed to get hurt more than I actually enjoyed it too.
Three years of skating and I still couldn't kickflip, nor could I ollie more than 12 inches off of the ground, and my boards would break for the stupidest reasons. Finally said fuck it.
>>685193674
>>685193674
That was definitely my favourite episode of How its made.
>>685193474
Story is he killed his wife (from a forced marriage) her mother. He told police "a weight was lifted from (his) shoulders"
So he was happy that bitch was gone
>>685193674
Heard about this one, guy was all over the paper.
>>685193674
dead before the hat hit the ground
>>685186897
wow, you give birth to the little nigga then he gives you life back.
Should have another one, it's like having extra guys in mario
>>685191181
backstory ?
>>685194000
Yes, yes, hilarious. Every thread.
>>685194312
IIRC he no get to marry daugther, so he gun
>>685189768
what the fuck is this
>>685194496
Yeah that was pretty hilarious, you know most people have a life and dont spend every waking hour looking at rekt trheads
>>685189916
later, hymen
>>685194831
Oh go fuck yourself. That's your response to justify you stealing a lame fucking joke to repost it?
Pro-tip, dickweed: this isn't reddit and there isnt a pissing match with upvotes here.
Now go kill yourself
>>685194030
I see what you did there anon
>>685181391
better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXRCJE6YMig
>>685191350
fake. it was staged and the hammer is made of rubber (watch closely). proof: http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/blog/shanghai-and-china/about-china/watch-what-happens-when-you-spit-melon-seeds-on-th-39328.html
>>685190096
That skull is more nazi then you fag. It was used by SS and totenkopf division.
>>685191350
Fucking kek. Over seeds.
>>685193392
indeed. OH YES, I GOT THIS
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=990_1458236978
>>685188550
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>685195301
The bird poop went behind him and the white looking stuff is his spit.
>>685193553
then contribute and post new shit fuck face. otherwise, get fucked poofy.
>>685195158
>That's your response to justify you stealing a lame fucking joke to repost it?
woh there buddy i think you have me confused with someone
now cool them buttcheeks buddy
>>685185868
doink
>>685181391
>bottom right near the end
dude trips over a head kek
>>685190096
That's a Deathhead you retard... it isn't some edgy teenage wet dream fantasy.
>>685195385
Aww, but... The legend will live on.
>>685196078
>>685194312
the two women are his wife and her mother.. he has been threatening with killing them before.. several times actually. In this scenario his wife wouldnt shut her mouth so he snapped..
some anon said this a couple years ago.. at least thats how I remember it
>>685189790
i like how both the chickens have similar attention spans
>>685196414
>>685196078
Shut the fuck up and post rekt already
>>685194000
10/10
>>685194000
nice
>>685187625
Not what I was expecting.
>>685193473
why
god brown countries are full of niggers
>>685191350
>nigga just got Giant dad'd on the subway
>>685196414
Yeah what ever you say mate but i aint the one accusing the wrong guy of stealing jokes
>>685196552
No one asked you shit, retard! Now do your mom a favor and go hang your fat ass
>>685196879
Yeah but you are an autist
Anyone got the webm of the dog with bot fly larva?
>>685190096
you have the 'tism my boy
>>685196953
>Writing even more than 2 words as an insult
Dude was right, go back to shmeddit
Kill self
>>685197102
Ouch you hurt my feelings, now excuse me while i go and tell my mother
>>685189053
couldn't you just skate in safe places?
Bayblade
>>685194888
trips
>>685197542
Yeah please do, and tell her she raised a fucking pathetic retard. Fuck off.
>>685182560
fucking golden darwin award here, folks
>>685197518
You don't want more than 2 words? Is it because you're severely fucking retarded? Not my fault, dipshit
This thread got hilarious
All i want is the webm with the hamsters penis cut off
>>685197649
OMG did she died????
>>685198309
FUCK YOU!
>>685198309
It was a mouse. Called snippers
>>685198476
U got the video?
>>685181391
I have a dedicated monitor playing this on a loop in my office 24/7. Nothing brings me more joy than dying muslims.
>>685197914
Yeah and i bet you parents are real proud of the meme spouting sperglord with multiple image folders, who likes to pick figths on the internet because thats the only place he can be tough
>>685187690
nerve gas
>>685194000
hehehe
>>685185337
Put a bullet in each of their heads. Cunts.
>>685198895
unfortunatly its one life per floor
>>685198826
It's now a Jewish mouse
>>685189053
>>685189115
Pussies 10 years and a couple broken bones i still want to skate but cant for at least another year broke a couple bones in my foot in half
>>685187119
im honestly super curious if he died or not, so does anyone have the answer? Also fucked up way to die or be injured.
>>685186004
Thank goodness he's okay
>>685198764
That's a lot of projection there, buddy. Did I strike a nerve?
BTW nomatter what you say, atleast I'm not so fucking pathetic to repost lame jokes, or even worse make excuses about it for other people.
Also
>its a bad thing to have sorted reaction folders for an IMAGE board
Newfag.
Fuck outta here.
>>685198826
Thank you. You da real MVP
>>685182560
>>685182690
>>685181575
Didn't know this was ylyl
>>685199184
>>685198964
>>685198895
Yo guys i got one more
Post more accidents or some shit, this site is so dead.
>>685189122
Slit this cunts throat
>>685199384
That's some uncanney valley shit.
>>685188115
old but gold
>>685199368
Lol wut is that cat smiling XD
>>685199515
but shes my waifu
>>685192639
The point of posting it was to prove that a lot of autistic 4chan rejects post on pleddit, so this whole "le get back to pleddit" meme is total ass cancer.
Pic related.
Now stfu
>>685199037
>>685199515
Don't tell me what to do, retard.
>>685199659
Well then posters should fuck off and stay fucked off back to their gay website when told to fuck off.
But no. A lot of people who will be found on lebbit are arrogant libtard morons who think they know everything and will do whatever they want.
>>685199220
>That's a lot of projection there
its not projecting if it dosent apply to me
> Did I strike a nerve?
No but i obviously did since you are still replying
>its a bad thing to have sorted reaction folders for an IMAGE board
no, no its prefectly normal,
if you dont have a life
>Fuck outta here.
make me cunt
now are you going to call me retard again?
>>685188973
this is the worst robbery i've ever seen
>>685188550
this is better with sound
>>685183793
agreed
>>685199880
Lol cry more
>>685199931
> still replying
As are you
>no, no its prefectly normal,
>if you dont have a life
You seem to keep droning on about a life yet here you are
>now are you going to call me retard again?
Oh? Does that hurt little Mr know it all?
>>685199880
>libtard morons
You mean like these retarded fuckknuckles?
>cuckcuckcuck
>le trump god emperor xD
>pepe meme bullshit
Please. You don't know half of the reality of cancer.
>>685200254
CAN YA'LL SHUT DA FUK UP ABOUT REDDUT?!?
>>685200289
You sure seem to know a lot about pleddit
>>685196868
>Giant dad'd
>hammer
You fucking casual
>>685200350
More bullshit 4chan inside jokes on ribbit.
>>685200289
And you fuckface can just join in.
>>685200350
That's what I'm saying. If a poster is acting like a typical cringe worthy faggot, directing him to the containment sight is the only thing to do aside from saging and ignoring.
>>685185337
I have an erection now.
>>685200487
I posted 2 reddit related images...
>>685200289
>As are you
yeah but im doing it for entertainment
>You seem to keep droning on about a life yet here you are
You goto pass the time some how eh?
>Oh? Does that hurt little Mr know it all?
yes it brings me to tears so please refrain from the R word
>>685188115
is this a flying tank?
>>685199129
He died, rather quickly too.
>>685200572
Yeah? Cool screenshot. What are you trying to achieve here?
>>685200561
The problem with these retards is, is that they think it is somehow acceptable to admit posting on 4chan on the rest of the Internet. It is equivalent to social suicide and makes everything they say and do completely autistic and cringeworthy by default.
Hey guys, that is a rekt thread or fucking reddit thread?
>>685200742
Yeah well you've gone full damage control lol
>>685188973
>health.exe not found
>>685200674
well you do seam to be projecting alot of reddit related feelings tho, mabey you are battleing some internal demons
>>685190135
>>685200994
Calling damage control is such damage control
whats the matter buddy out of steam?
>>685200930
Oh Jesus that pic hurts my eyes.
>muh memez XD
Yeah I get what you're saying though.
I came here for a rekt thread not a reddit thread
>>685201179
Well if you can keep this up for so long and have a life idk how you do it. I'm bored of this already.
>>685201039
Yeah. Nah. You're a retard
>>685199541
I don't think that phrase means what you think it means
>>685188550
He burned my patch
>>685201490
Oh well explain it to me then, fuckface, because I thought it wasn't purely animation.
That's dead tissue, but with life-like movement
>>685195476
fucking suit of armor win
>>685199384
Story ? You just just leave this here without a story
>>685187176
I GOT A DINK
>>685197608
that he's just accepting his fate and not even trying to move to either side
>>685201338
So your bored of this but you still keep going?
seems like you feel the need to prove something
the only way to win the argument is to stop replying anon
>>685201400
Takes a redditor to know a redditor, you seem to know alot about people who visit reddit since you keep telling me to go back there
>>685181334
If he grabbed that hat and flipped it onto his head, he would have become a legend.
>>685199053
fuck dude, she fell exactly 9 floors, good thinking
>>685191350
Filename kek
>>685190135
HE KNEW WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN U CAN SEE IT IN HIS EYES
>>685202004
>no you're from reddit!!!!!
Yeah, whatever pal, if that makes you feel better. Sure I'm the reddit guy who reposts lame jokes that I copy pasted for 4chan upboats and shit
>>685202332
Never even counted
>>685186004
Awwwwwwww
>>685202004
I don't need to 'prove' anything, but since you brought that up, maybe you've got something on your chest? Talking shit about "having a life", then backtracking when called out on it
>>685191479
My nigga
>>685202563
I just did after your post. including the floor she hit, it's 9
>>685201695
Lol why are you so butthurt? You go around and call people fuckface cause they don't sgree with you?
>>685189916 I'd like to kiss it better for her...
Stop whining and post reks
>>685202815
Yeah thought so. You don't know shit. Fuckface.
>>685198752
Thank god. I love humans getting rekt because we oh so deserve it, but pupper? We all remember dusty
>>685197608
>youspinmerightround.gif
>letitrip.gif
>>685202771
i guess thats what we call a happy accident
to bad for the cat that it wasent 8 floors
>>685182828
I refuse to feel bad for people like this.
>>685198960
What a throw back
>>685181391
what is even happening in this vid?
>>685198826
This makes me want to hurt the poster.
You sick fuck.
>>685185868
Finally one of these edgy showoffs got rekt!
>>685199384
Story?
>>685199284
damn, that's terrible.
check out this one.
>>685203519
Lol wut? How about going after the guy who fucking cut off a mouse's dick???
>>685203519
>>685188160
they eat meat not garbage.
>>685197649
SCREAMER ALERT
>>685199037
You're a faggot, these bitches are based. The animal cruelty is fucked, but the righteous ideologies, are legit.
>>685188140
Guess who wasn't going 25 in a neighborhood?
>>685203762
Thanks. Why people still think this is funny is beyond me.
>>685203654
>>685203931
wat
How did he set himself on fire? Did he drench himself in gasoline?
>>685196146
You're the best ! TOPKEK
>>685203750
Man, I haven't seen this in years, right on anon.
>>685203969
I did what I thought was right
>>685204021
Completely smashed up chest / ribcage?
>>685191350
The Hammeraui claims another.
>>685186462
never noticed that, cheers
>>685184828
Yea so this guy has some disease like cerebral palsy or some shit and his family is too poor too do anything about it so they made this contraption too keep him 'comfortable' for his remaining years
>>685191350
That guy is the Chinese version of an American Nigger. No respect or care for anything.
Also, who the hell was that guy with the hammer lol
>>685189916
rip tailbone
>>685204424
Uhh...
>>685191138
making up names for places makes you a faggot
>>685193187
filename.rotflmao
>>685199037
Fuck off back to Israel, Shlomo.
>>685198964
Fuck OP.
>>685196860
He probably didn't pay back the guy $7 that he borrowed or something Brazilian like that.
>>685189122
what a disgrace
>>685203654
Mount her.
>>685205077
Me when the hemorrhoids strike
>>685188140
fucking hate skaters
>>685205253
I can't post that part here :^)
>>685196859
Animal cruelty has never been funny or interesting you fucking vaping retard
>>685205384
>>685186897
Wow man that is some cold shit.
>>685204021
And the Grinchs' grew two sizes that day.
>>685205532
TOPPEST OF KEKS!!!
<<685205077
Source, please.
>>685204570
The fuck?
