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>Come home early from work to surprise your GF
>open the door
>See this
wat do?
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>>685168748
Kill self because I'm a nigger
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>>685168748
that is one deep pussy
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Thank him for getting me a girlfriend
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>>685168748
More surprised I even have a gf.
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>>685168748
kill her and put down the ape as well.
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How the hell? How is it possible to fit a schlong like that into a girl?
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>>685168748
Thanking him that i got a girlfriend now
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>>685169456
You'd be surprised what they can fit in there...
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>>685168748
Since my girl really doesn't like low IQ races, I would immediately assume it's a rape and do something to end the rapist life.
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Take pictures really quick, tell dude to leave or I'm calling the cops, dump the bitch/tell her you're getting a no fault divorce (because evidence), pack bag, go get a hotel room. Cry. Call lawyer. Finalize as soon as possible. Hit gym. Get over her. Post pics on /b/.
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>>685169456
broke through her cervix,that must have been painful as hell like
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>>685169810
/thread
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Wonder who these two people fucking in my house are. My gf isn't that skinny.
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>>685168748
Pull out my Bretta Px4 and shoot the intruder dead.
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>>685168748
>open door
>see this
>close tumblr
>an hero
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>>685169606
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>>685169606
Except that is an anus
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>>685169606
You do understand, that there's a difference between a vagina and an asshole?
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>>685168748
>I take off my oculus rift
>surprise as planned
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Licks his feet while he's at it and his cum after he finishes since I'm a cuck.
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>>685170820
>>685170898
Hell, I can never tell. They're the same hole when I'm going down on a woman. I have some more pertinent stuff, but I can't find the specific webm.
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>>685169606
Omg.... been waiting for this to resurface. Ty..
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>>685168748

Wonder why i'm sitting on the shoulders of some roody poo ...
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>>685169606
It reminds me of Mary Poppins bag
Fucking hell.
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>>685171117
TOP KEK

virginfag
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>>685170519
She's nick valentine?
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>>685171692
Believe me, I'm no virgin. All Asian prostitutes here.
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>>685170519
what could exactly happen to a human eye to look like that afterwards
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>>685168748
Ask for sauce
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Sauce?
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>>685171117
Maximum crisis control
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So much insecurities projected by the whiteys kek.
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>>685169833
This right here is the perfect response
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>>685172425
Dude what the fuck.
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I'd be curious when I got a white gf
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>>685168748
Source pls
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>>685170421
>Source
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2 different baby daddies and still single. Last 3 came out retarded. They say interracial mixing creates a stronger kid. But the reality lots have autism and other mental illnesses.
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>>685172919
sauce
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>>685170421
source
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Keely Hazel, and the actual porn this is from is shit
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>>685168748
I WOULD FUCKING KILL DAT BITCH ASS NIGGAAAAAAAA!!!!! HE BELONGZ TO MAH COTTON FIELDS WHERE HE SHOULD PLUCK DAT WHITEY SHIT 4 DEM WHITE MASTAH BOIZ!! AFTER DAT I WOULD RAPE HIS NIGGA GIAL 4 GETTIN DAT AIDS AND THEN I WOULD FUCKING KILL MAHSELF AND DIS NIGGA BOI!!!

FUCK NIGGAAAASS
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attend her fucking funeral cos this dick is gonna break her in half
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>>685169606
I am actually in love with hot kinky jo... I wish she'd be mine.
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>>685174011
Dubs of truth
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>>685169456
He's only a little over 8 inches, and they're using a lot of porn tricks. I've taken cocks bigger than that
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>>685170079
That's not how it works
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>>685174212
Tits or gtfo pls
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>>685171940
He poured industrial strength lye on her
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>>685168748
She's definitely dead
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>>685174410
>pls

lol cuck
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>>685174212
He's around 10inches. She's had the surgery to have her uterus removed due to cancer or tumor
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>>685172425
Moar of dat shit
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>>685168748
Get off the nigger'shoulders ?
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Pull out the pistol I carry and put holes in the jigaboo mother fucker. Then I'd kick my gf's ass and threaten her into saying it was rape and that I'd come home in time to shoot the trespasser.
That way I'd get off scott-free for killing the fucker legally. I'd then later dump the bitch and I'd continue to fuck with her life by having the bitch kidnapped by some of my friends and then I'd have her sold to some human trafficking warlord in Africa "Since you like niggers so much" I'd tell her. Then me and my boy's would seek out all the men in that dead jigaboo's friends and male members of the family and lynch them deep in the forest.
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>>685173135
That's a dildo, you fucking moron.
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>>685168748
wait for him to finish, lick her creampie
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>>685168748
Ask myself how in the fuck is the door in the nigger's face.

Then kill them.
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>>685172425
If this doesn't seriously turn you on then you're a faggot. It's in our nature to like huge dicks especially black ones.
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Start licking his balls obviously
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>>685168748
>realize I'm a nigger
>nut deep inside
>ask white boy if he's mad for some reason
>he doesn't seem mad but I feel better for asking
I guess I do it all over again tomorrow?
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Kill both of them then leave the country, probably devolve bodies in sulfuric acid just to make it look like we all went missing
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ITT: racist that don't understand what "perspective" is.

I'm seriously considering taking a few close-up pictures of bugs, posting them on here, and saying they're giants the size of houses.. just to see how /b/ responds.
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>>685175582
nigga thats gay.
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>>685170421
>sauce
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From that perspective?
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>>685176102
It's in his nature, bro.
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>>685173444

Jennifer White.
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>>685173135
that photoshop is terrible
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>>685168748
>open door
>see this
>mfw i put my dick in a woman while opening the door without even realizing it
>kill myself because nigger
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wonder when I got so black.
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if its my house call cops on blackie and kick girl out. her house, leave and block her number. wouldn't go to jail over a nigger loving cunt.
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>>685169606
>filename
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_shxzlTRK44
watch it with pic related lost my shit
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>>685169833
CHECKED BROTHER
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>>685176074
There is one retard posting here who insists that guy is 10 inches, and the chick had her uterus removed.

I don't even know what to think, that's even dumber than the usual b shit
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>>685171117
AHA
Absolutely different, down to the kinds of nerve endings in each...
Faggot
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>>685169833
Yup minus the crying part. Butches aren't worth it
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>>685168748
wait patiently and kindly ask for her permission to clean her well creamed pussy after he is done with her <3
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>>685173209
>>685173501
>>685176189
Mandy Mitchell and some black dude.
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>>685168748
break up and fuck her over socially by revealing her as a untrustworthy cheating whore, obviously
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https://youtu.be/yOL1JEqFux0
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>>685168748

Probably get a boner of steel tbht. Only a true hotwife would allow something like that to happen.
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>>685168967
Is actually average depth.

Guy from the gif is Flash Brown and he's 9x6.5. He's inserting it about 7 I inches deep which most girls can handle if they are turned on enough

Source: 8x6 cock and I'd say of the plenty girls I slept with most could take 7 inches, some only 6, many all 8
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>>685170079
>I am a small dicked virgin

You can sneak past the cervix. There are tight skin pockets above and below it that can be stretched out to fit a few more inches.

A 6 inch cock is much more likely to painfully hit the cervix than a big cock that stays deep inside her and only moves a few inches back and forth
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>>685170519
damn smoothskins
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>>685175209
He isn't. He's got measured in some JAV porn at 21cm which is 8.5 inches
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would finish and shower after to wash all the coal off myself
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>>685175411
I feel so satisfied after reading this

Thank you anon
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Be really confused because I have no job, girlfriend and no home.
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Well let's see,

>act cool
>tell them to finish up
>walk out
>go get a milkshake
>call the side bitch

Because I'm not a little bitch, a man realizes when it's time to say fuck it and move on. Getting stupid and spiteful is not the way to go, she wanted another dude, so why bother getting bent out of shape. That's her choice; let her kee fucking that.
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>>685175462
>balls shaking
>legs
>dildo
are you retarded m8?
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>>685175411
Totally believe you would get maybe 2 weeks of freedom before crying like a bitch when getting arrested. You know how I know you're not capable? The ones that are capable literally don't even hint they are capable... Ever... The ones that actually can pull this shit off? The ones no one ever would suspect.
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>>685168748
Wonder how I turned black and why my dick shrunk
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>>685182601
stop posting that shit, black women are ugly and nasty to look at
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>>685182310
sauce
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>>685173211
More of these?
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>>685183348
Jasmine Webb I think
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>>685168748
I would
>take pic
>post to 4chan
>"dubs decide"
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>>685168748

Sauce on tht OP?
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This whole thread is disgusting. Fuckoff traps and niggers
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>>685175411
Autism
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>>685182222
Nice quads
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>>685183160
think that's one of the first really dark skinned that I actually like
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All are welcome on this love train. I'd whip out my dick and board his chocolate express. We'd work it into an undulating rhythm of lust and time our orgasms perfectly. I'd'a chugga chugga and then he'da chugga chugga and finally she'da choo-choo the fuck train into ecstasy.
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>>685168748
Ask why the fuck the carpet is different... ours is blue.
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>>685179793
>7 inches
that is not 7 inches
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>>685185102
holy fuck i need source
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>>685185294
Diamond Jackson
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>>685182825
Source????
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>>685170519
Nigga she looks like a stalker from half life 2
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>>685168748
>see this

I am the one who fucks
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