Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss
Obligatory claim.
Akiko claimed
dance party ^-^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_HrHbjG0GQ
>>685156698
I'm good, feeling a bit better from a few days ago.
But I can animate or draw!
>>685156813
Just shitposting as always, you?
>>685156844
LEWD
>>685156866
Not much
>>685156911
Moo
Kotoura claimed!
Op and following are gay, me included for posting in this shit bread
>>685157087
I'm sleep-deprived~
Had a good day so far?
>>685157087
Well thats great to hear! Glad youre feeling better hun, we can always practice together and make something!
>>685156813
Dab all day Megumin, the mage dab
>>685156828
I try to dance I dont know if im good or not people enjoy it either way
>>685156866
>
This is fun frienemy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INYwWyo0YjQ
>head to subway for lunch because Italian BMT on daily special
>cash only sorry
What the fuck is this, the dark ages
Anyway, how's everyone's day going so far?
>>685156976
I'm not sweet.
>It's just nice seeing you frequently
Kyouko claimed.
Claimed
>>685157363
Good, finally awake during the day, and that sucks, my barber only takes cash
>>685157462
You are sweet though.
>>685157476
Hey there.
>>685157087
Moooo.
>>685157363
>Not having cash
Its your own fault.
Oh well , do I have to say it?
Curie here.
Just cooked some sausages
got my asss raped in world of tanks, so I am just going to sew more patches onto my vest
>>685157185
Be loud and proud!
>>685157232
All nighter working on the /waifu/ empire?
>>685157322
~~We can make plenty of more things than gifs~~
>>685157363
I haven't seen a place that didn't accept credit cards in a while, weird
Aside for that, how are you?
>>685157185
Did you forget to sage? You don't want to, you know, bump this thread up on accident.
>>685157363
Why didn't you just go to an ATM?
Anyways, my day is going fine. I might have to go to work today, but I'm feeling sick. You?
>>685157636
Sausage? Raped?
Hey guys it's me again.
You know the drill, trips and your waifu is confiscated.
>>685157071
Dance party!
https://youtu.be/n0wlDdUL8u4
>>685157087
Suppose to say here come that boi
>>685157322
Isn't it, frenemy?
>>685157363
Wot?! Mundane but here's a dance party in thread
>>685157714
no problem officer
>>685157587
Hi beautiful hand, how's it going?
>>685157714
Is this going to be a daily thing now?
>>685157322
Don't have to tell me twice!
>don't have any dabs left
>>685157672
Gotta make the empire work~
>>685157587
Hand
>>685157694
cooked my luncch, sausages, and I got beaten horribly in world of tanks, so I quit, and now I am going to sew patches on my vest
>>685157555
>checked
husbando with biggest crits and his voice is to die for
I approve
>>685157714
Maybe next time
>>685157714
No, you're not getting my waifu!
>>685157604
>Touches cow
>Does it now
>>685157722
I refuse to be cancer in /waifu/, I save that for other places.
>>685157714
Stupid pig, LET THE DUBS BE FREE!
>>685157802
Hey hey, adorable. It's going well, doctor's appointment went well and I'm just relaxing.
Thanks for asking, Gachibuddy. How's your day going?
>>685157891
Cute stuff.
Curie is best waifu
>>685157970
sachi claim
>>685157714
no problem just look at my fine singles
>>685157672
Oh and what would that be my love?
>>685157722
It issssss, o shit waddup
>>685157891
>No dabs left either
Well it was fun while it lasted
PARTY PARTY ^_^ :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLFM4PAAYjg
>>685158001
My day is going as always I guess, so good.
Playing some Dark Souls 3 at the moment and watching the thread.
>doctor's appointment went well and I'm just relaxing.
Good to hear!
>>685157714
Those reports still coming in? Sir, please, we run an honest operation here. It's completely legal.
>>685157722
Noted
We are not actively searching for Doubles, consider yourself lucky
>>685157779
>>685157802
>>685157875
No i have the weekend off.
>>685157891
>>685157898
>>685157919
>>685157933
Also noted.
>>685157970
>>685158001
You messing with the police?
That's it for today. Please be more careful with your Doubles, I can't let that go every time.
>>685157570
Nice! What have you been up to so far? Just chilling and posting?
>>685157604
I refuse to carry it.
>>685157672
I'm doing pretty well today, having fun at work. They normally do take cards, maybe the reader is broken. How about you Fran?
>>685157722
Dance party?
>>685157677
I dislike ATMs and I refuse to carry cash. I have some at home but I don't keep any with me. That sucks dude, I hope you feel better soon. Any symptoms or just generally feeling shitty?
QOTT: What's the cutest pic you have of your waifu?
>>685158368
/s
>>685157891
Be sure to make it a GLORIOUS EXAMPLE OF COMMUNISM!
>>685158001
So you arent dying? That's great.
I wanted to be the one to kill you
>>685158142
All the aside, you do anything fun today?
>>685158172
All sorts of things! Godless abominations that should never see the light of day for example!
>>685158315
FUCK THE POLICE!
>>685158343
That makes more sense.
I'm fine
>>685158368
This
>>685158001
So they didn't find Hisao syndrome in your heart? Nothing else wrong?
>>685158343
Why?
>>685158001
Still doing fine I hope~
I'm beginning to lose some intelligence right now, too tired~
>but sleep is for the weak
>>685158172
All good things are short, my friend~
>>685158315
I'm scared..
>>685158368
Might be this
>>685158368
Thats a good question, maybe this.
>>685158368
Too many to choose only one.
>>685158343
Well, how else are you supposed to get that sandwich? Thanks! Yes, I'm having symptoms. Just looks like the common cold, though. I'll get over it.
>>685158368
This
>>685158343
mostly, jogged and lifted weights earlier so im good for the day, need to head to the store later, are you at work?
>>685158368
>pic
>>685158368
>>685158142
>>685158502
Not yet no.
>>685158204
Thats a fun ending holy crap! I got one I love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljgkpUvqq0g
>>685158502
Oh that sounds like a ton of fun, what shall we make first?!?
>>685158578
>That is the cutest pic
Sigh. The truth always hurts!
>>685158368
My personal favorite gif. My heart melts everytime
>>685158825
i instantly regret my decision
because the scene where she pushes sherman around and treats him like a dog gave me a boner.
HEYYY HOW MY BROTHAS ARE DOING??
I really miss you all!
Claiming Best Ass Goddess<3
>>685158578
Thats pretty cute
>>685158757
Any plans?
>>685158864
A friend for hand! Pic related
You just melted my heart also
Fran
>>685157970
Kek
>>685158172
Here come that boi
>>685158315
Thanks officer!
>>685158343
Yes but be careful with the cop. Try not to get doubles
>>685158368
>
>>685158661
Hello.
>>685159052
Gonna go workout later but that's about it.
>>685158228
Mmmm, alright. Glad your day's going well, cuteness.
Dark Souls 3? Hope that's fun, man.
>>685158315
N-no sir.
>>685158502
Mhmm, healthy as can be. Thankfully. How are you?
>I wanted to be the one to kill you
O-oh.....
>>685158512
Nope nope! Nothing's wrong, heh. How'd your day go?
>>685158578
Mhmm, just talking to a friend on Skype. Enjoying time with him.
>You should take a nap after your little trooper does
>Get that cute nap of yours
>>685159042
Ayyyyyyyyyeeeeeee
>shinoa
Miss nanny > synth
>>685158368
Maybe this one, hard to say
>>685158502
Good to hear, what have you been up to all day?
>>685158512
I just don't like it. No better reason.
>>685158705
Went to firehouse subs just down the road. I really hope that clears up soon, there are few things I hate more than being sick.
>>685158716
Hey, good on you. I woke up a little late but still managed to run a little this morning. I'm on lunch break but yes, I am.
>>685159195
That's going well so far
>>685159214
Good, remember you're not allowed to die. Haven't really done anything yet, only been awake for about two hours.
>>685159248
SHINO BROOO!!!
Heyyyyyy its dat boi waddup!?
im happy to see you!
>>685158825
She's adorable!
>>685159042
Hey there!
>>685158926
Why?
>>685159214
Hi there hand! How was your day?
>>685158864
>Thank you~
What's better, a beautiful lie or a painful lie?
>>685159042
>
It's been a while mah boi~
I thought you might never come back!
How's your conquest of Quebec going~?
>>685159052
Yours is also a cute
>>685159214
That's nice~
I'll take a nap as soon as my sister get her last meal~
>I promise handsome
>>685158864
theyre both fun ^-^ milky holmes is a cute show, i might need to pick up the one you sent :o have u seen it?
>>685159385
alright thats cool, what did u get for lunch, subway still?
Fuck you OP for stealing my waifu
Alternative waifu time
>>685159042
Oh hey Aqua, it's been a while
>>685159195
League of Legends for example.
>>685159212
Get those GAINZ
>>685159214
Thank God you are healthy!
I have to save the body, for reasons
>>685159385
Pretty much nothing
>>685159491
Thanks bro
>>685159627
your waifu is your hand?
Gumi claimed.
>>685159452
>>685158926
because it wasn't curie
what do you think of my waifu
Man... Nobody be touching my waifu...
Best type moon claimed
>>685159788
jesus fuck ugly
>>685159788
She makes me feel uncomfortable. Blonde people are usually evil.
>>685159788
she has a lot of faces
>>685159894
only in LoL
>>685159052
Oh I hope he likes it! I did?!? Oh god we need to make it solid again I dont wanna lose you
>>685159195
Is it bad that I love that frog??
>>685159491
Oh that was beautiful. A beautiful lie is probably the best option.
>>685159515
Which one milky holmes or Sabagebu? Ive seen sabagebu its super funny and cute I should watch the one you sent though looks fun!
>>685159452
Eyyyyyooooo!!!!
What's up cutie?
>>685159491
MAH BOI!!!~
You know I have to comeback I can't leave you guys behind!! I just have so much stuff to do atm fml -.-
Really poorly id say.. I think its because of my haircut, maybe I should try something more like Jean Charest~
>>685159655
Heyyy!! I misss youuuuu
I know right ive been in a rush lately...but im here everytime I can!
How things going for you?
>>685160001
RIKAAAAAAAA~
What's up??
>>685158368
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>>685159788
trash
>>685159042
hey aqua
im good, how are you?
>>685159655
Hell yeah.
>>685159902
Hello.
>>685159965
>Blonde people are usually evil
Kike detected.
>>685159965
*cough* Moogs *cough*
>>685160001
I meant if you saw the one you sent, and alright, I'll add it to my watchlist, you should see milk
>konata
>>685158664
Sent you a thing, homu.
You know what it is.
It's late because I was driving
>>685160215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbsjtPAuTnI
>konata
Sanya Claimed
>>685160157
Hello Cow-anon, hows it going and what are you up to?
I also got another picture for you that I'll post afterwards
>>685160143
Sachi you look as good as always!!
Im happy everyone's here today~
Got anything new?
>>685159390
>Good, remember you're not allowed to die.
Heh, I'll make sure to remember that.
Ah, alright. Hope you slept well, man. Eat yet?
>>685159452
Hey there, adorable. My day's been well, went to the doctors and it went better than expected. How did your go?
>>685159491
You're nice.~
Alright, man. Please do, want you getting some good rest. You deserve it, wonderful.
>You're adorable.
>>685159627
Sorry, man.
>>685159655
You seem happy, heh. Hope your day's going well, man.
>>685160502
-Shiki
More of a sisteru but I just got this sticker and I'm excited af.
>>685159894
Because everybody knows not to stick their dick in crazy!
>>685159788
Kinda meh as far as design goes, pretty bland
>>685160001
I hope he does!
Don't worry, I keep spares on me
>>685160124
Haven't done much lately
>>685160157
If only I could commit to it, though I'm going to try to get buff over the summer! Or at least lose some of the fat I got from Chinese food
Might have to leave soon for a bit
How do I roleplay? I don't have any cute images of my current waifu, and I can't write interesting posts...
Waifu claimed
>>685160124
How have you been? I have missed you here with us!
>>685160239
Alright we trading cute animes here!
>>685160723
Oh thank goodness I would give you mine if I had to Fran <3
>>685159385
Kek
>>685159407
Happy to see you too aqua. Hows life?
>>685159655
Oh
>>685159788
Realistic
>>685160001
I don't think so
>>685160001
But what if the truth lying behind the beautiful lie is painful?
>>685160124
Busy with school? Or busy saving drowning people?
>Topkek
>>685160398
Hello again~ What's up?
>>685160531
Eheh~ Thank you!
>I could say the same about you
just a few more lewds to get off.
>>685160337
What a rollercoaster.
>>685159385
Nice! Thanks, but it's only the common cold. I'll be fine in about a week!
>>685160124
Well, I'm a little sick, and I've been feeding my bird more fruit. She only likes sour ones, and now she's stealing my Chinese food. She won't stop stealing my food, regardless of what it is. Help.
>>685160531
I have a cold, and my bird is still stealing my food. Except this time, she doesn't care what it is. Help me.
Pic related.
>>685160398
>>685160822
its against the rules i think :o
>>685160828
>
>>685160843
oh snap on my back :O
>>685161000
I still get tears
>>685161071
Gave me a hearty kek.
Everyone here should actually kill themselves
Find a fucking real woman. I don't care how fat she is - just find a real woman
>>685160931
Hello. Nothing much really, fresh from Sauna so im feeling quite good now.
>>685161057
Hello there beautiful~ <3
>>685160671
Same with Fran actually, but that is because I'm kinda gay
>>685160531
I am going to a banquet for the highschool robotics team I helped over the winter tonight, and my dad and I are making pork tenderloin sliders for it!
>>685160843
What part of spare organs don't you understand? Fran keeps several of each in Adorea at all times
Got to go!
Alright, heading back into work, peace out nerds, I'll catch you all in a few more hours
>>685160723
Awww but its fine!
Its always great to take the time to simply live~
>>685160828
Mah nigga NepNep's on the place!!!!<3
>>685160843
Sooo much things to do its crazy...but it will soon be over and I'll be here more often!
Awww you're cute I miss you much much too!
>>685160876
Thanks
Good as always! You?
Did your cousin take your doggy? (Its your cousin right? lol)
>>685160931
Both kekk!!
Thats why im busy..Only 2 days before the end of my session soo its not too bad
>>685161027
Take care of yourself!!
You'll end up with a bird who can't fly because she/he is too fatt kek
Want me too call the police?!?
>>685161379
Lataaa nerd
>>685159212
Sorry, i was playing wows.
How are you doing today?
>>685160931
You're very welcome, cute stuff.
>You could, but you're for more adorable.
>>685161027
Well shit, hope your cold clears up soon, buddy. Bird's stealing more food? Eh, alright, I'll see what I can do
>holds bird
>>685161297
Oohhh, nice. Hope that goes well, buddy. Glad you're eating well.
Britfag Maki Claim
LoL Edition
Straight up, now tell me do you really wanna love me forever?
>Oh, oh, oh
Or is it just a hit and run?
>>685161071
Pfft. I wish I had a snap back picture.
>>685161297
Sorry I didnt know!!
>>685161424
Well thats awesome to hear, I wake up and get on in the morning hoping to catch you again! Looks like I got lucky today, hope everything is okay and you can come back more frequently.
>>685160502
Its going good, about to eat some lunch but other than that not much.
How are you?
>>685160531
Slept well enough, stayed up way later than I probably should have but I got enough sleep. Like I said I'm about to eat.
You up to anything?
>>685160630
Fucking cute, thanks.
>>685160723
That's the hardest part is starting, I'm a lazy shit so if I hadn't been forced to go I probably wouldn't have, I'm noticing changes in my body though now which is awesome.
>>685161425
Good, not really doing anything like usual.
How are you?
>>685161273
Nice to hear that~
>>685161379
See ya later~
>>685161424
That's why you drop out of college like I did
>cries in a corner
I don't think I told ya this, I'm going to a military college next year!
>>685161439
You're flattering me too much~
Been up to anything lately, handsome?
>>685161213
Autism. Because you have a girlfriend. Because you have a job. Because you jog every day. Because you do sports. Because you play music instruments. People in the waifu threads are alpha as fuck compared to you.
>>685161424
I just imagined a bird with a neckbeard with feathers instead of hair. Kek.
Police aren't needed. She's just occasionally stealing my food. By occasionally, I mean she sets aside an entire day to steal off my plate and hoards it in her cage.
>>685161439
Thanks! Yeah, she won't stop. She's also started drinking my juice behind my back. Is she evolving into a dog? Help.
>>685161598
Nvm, not LoL edition, friends bailed
Tenryuu claimed
I think I'm getting better in making scenerig screenshots of Skyrim
Hestia claimed
>>685161909
youll get one one day ;-;
>>685161969
play solo whats the worst that could happen
>>685161969
I hate it when friends bailed..
My bottle is now at my local liquor store! I'll go get it tomorrow so I'll be drunk shitposting~
>>685161920
Alright, just studying some more for the exam tomorrow, trying not to fall asleep.
>>685161920
Oh, my mistake. Hope the eating's good, man.
Should get more sleep tonight, buddy. Want you getting all the rest you can get.
>>685161922
More like not enough, cute stuff.
Not really, conversing with a friend on Skype. Might eat something, that's about it.
>pats
>>685161929
Don't mention it, adorable. Kek, your juice? That's an odd ass bird, needs some disciplining.
>Help
>hand panic
>>685162329
>Bailed
>bail
>Megumin
>>685161424
Yeah she took it. They never had a dog before so they have a bit of problem when raising a few months old German Shepherd lol
.
Playing M&B atm if you need me
>>685162042
Qt
>>685162150
I play a lot of solo queue, but I don't play ranked for the points I play for the fun.
Which I why I play fun shit like Fiddlesticks mid and still win, whilst laughing and tilting my bros on skype
>>685162329
Nah it's cool we all do it now and again, and we'll always play another day~
wew lad. I'm ready for that
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463373503590.webm
>>685162006
4k 360° Video with snoopvision?
If not then fuck off
>>685162392
I agree :^)
>>685162568
uranus
>>685162487
fiddlesticks seems fun to play but also kinda scary ;-;
>>685162360
Well, how am I supposed to? Should I keep her in her cage for longer? Should I not let her outside for a week? What do I do?! ;^;
>>685161920
Im doing alright, just playing wows and listening to cancer on ts3.
>>685162568
Furry
>>685162632
Always with Snoopvision in 4k and 360° view
Very late Yuuki claim
>>685161909
Awwwww rika you're sooo cuteee staph it silly you'll make me blush<3
Yeah soon i'll be here more often!!
>>685161922
Yeah real talk after 3 years im thinking of dropping but I can't do that lol
>Almost over with this technique!
Woahh really? GRATS! Im sure you'll wreck everyone
>>685161929
>bird with a neckbeard
Top kek!!
Oufff okk because I was really close to call them (just saying...) She looks fun what color is she?
>>685162392
Yeah its not a little dog loll
But im sure she'll be fine! It was you at the beginning after all
>Never forget the balls crush
isn't this a really old game? lol
>>685162568
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463684374044.webm
>>685162568
I actually died laughing at this
>>685162921
He's cool man and super strong atm~
>>685162921
scary? how?
really nigga, If you want a champion thats scary, look tahm kench, dude can eat you and drop you in the enemy team and just walk away and there nothing you can do about it
>>685162968
>>685163202
forgot pic
>>685162943
Errrr, put her in her cage for longer? Teach her to not molest your stuff? I don't really know, if you actually don't her doing it don't give her positive reinforcement for that kind of shit. Putting her in a cage for doing that tells her it's bad.
So yeah, probably
>pats
>>685162006
Heil.
>>685162358
What subject is it in?
>>685162360
Nah that was the first post I mentioned it in so there wasn't any other way you could have known.
Yeah I know, it was for a good cause though, beat the shit out of that alien empire I told you about in Stellaris, fought some major battles against them with both of our entire navies but they rebuilt before I could get their home planet's space port, they fucked up and attacked my home planet and lost like half their navy and I said fuck it and sent everything I had at their fleet that was repairing at their port and the port itself, won a glorious victory and eventually captured the planet. Now 3 of their 4 original planets are under my control and the aliens on them are slaves to me.
>>685162568
Nice.
>>685162968
Nice.
>>685161273
Are you safe from the mosquitoes for now?
>>685162150
I can only wish!
>>685163123
>Make you blush
Perfect, that is exactly what I am aiming for qt
But thats awesome to hear! What have you been doing thats kept you away from me??
>>685163298
Analog circuits
>>685163202
I like going mid so I'll give him a try sometime
>>685163216
hes a spooky skelly ;-; im talking looks for the most part
>>685163369
You're never save from in summer. Never.
>>685163515
It's true, you're not even safe inside.
>>685162360
You're making me blush!
I see I see... Gonna cook for yourself or go to a restaurant?
>Hands gives best pats
>>685162487
I still hate it when it happens to me ;-;
If you're even awake to see that, please enjoy~
>>685163123
Don't drop out, you're almost done!
>was my technique of choice
Thanks brotha, I will be part of the higher-ups and make Quebec, no... Canada great again~
>kek
>>685163485
he's a much better jungler than mid at the moment but he's still fun. And am I right that you said you're a new player? You can win with any champ at low levels :)
>>685163369
There's none inside my house, so yeah. Im safe, for now.
>>685163123
Her body is grey, and her head is a soft yellow and white. She has a brightish red circle on both sides of her head. Cockatiels are adorable c:
>>685163294
>>685163294
Alright! I'll also make sure she doesn't get to go outside for a week!
Thanks for the pats, hand!
>>685163630
I might just stay up especially, qt~
>>685163752
>There's none inside my house,
That's what they want you to think.
>>685162568
Wew
>>685162663
',:)
>>685163018
Hi purple haired friend
>>685163123
It is but the replay value is great! Mods and maps makes it funner for both single and multiplayer
>shinoa
>>685163752
>for now
>>685163298
Oh, thought it was just my lack of paying attention. Sorry.
Damn, sounds like you're doing a good job so far. Enslave them for the greatness of the future dictatorship. Make Tenryuu proud.
>>685163630
Adorable when ya blush anyway, go right on ahead.
Just gonna cook for myself probably, kek.
>pats more
>>685163788
Heh, that will teach her. Good job, she has a good owner.
You're very welcome, cute stuff.
>>685163788
Kotura-anon it's time for the important question, Koshi, Demo or YƵshi?
>>685163515
What? Go into the sun. No mosquitoes in sunny places. They like the shade.
>>685156976
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links! Enjoy!
>>685164192
>>685164192
>>685164192
>>685156976
Really shitty waifu op
>>685163636
yeah, been playing for maybe a week and a half, level 24 so I can't play ranked. I lose a lot in pvp lol, bots are so boring unless one of our players is afk, then that makes it a challenge, but pvp is tough, i lose like 80% of my matches, but i still have fun :o
>konata
>>685156976
Is this waifu shit a meme or real autism?