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rekt?
>>685147817
Backstory: this guy lived
>>685149227
His Brain didn't get hit so no surprise
>>685150750
wate so did the ice age man shoot the gun or did the juicy bathtub person shoot the gun, this is too ambiguous you dumbshit
Im dumpin
HALP
Lets make a gud rekt thraedh out of this shit
>>685150879
That's some cool shit :o
>>685151260
KEK
>>685151362
>>685150879
Just incase it wasn't totally obvious, its fake.
>>685151482
kek
u like chicken eh
>>685151362
shit did she survive?
>>685150879
I'd rather just fucking die. How can someone live like that?
>>685151362
sauce?
>>685151608
Yea that thing isnt alive but they are using electrolysis to make the lungs move.
>>685151644
Stop digging for karma and attention.
>>685151644
nah bro, look
that faggot came fast and just grabs my niggress and fucking flies, i dont even..
i bought another one tho
>>685151644
no, horrific death actually
>>685151407
HOW THE FUCK is he alive O_o
>>685149561
>implying he had one
>>685151407
Kid got way more fucked up and just walked it off. Ran over mom's foot and she's out.
>>685151639
Use Headbutt
It's super effective
I have a fucking huge folder
dump stuff if you have brahs
>>685151919
>>685151999
kid bones are more flexible, he is prob in major shock but the chick got skull fragments in her skull now.
Dylans sex life
>>685149083
I like how he closes the door while flying
>>685147979
Looks like jimmy nuetron
>>685151780
Yes, electrolysis. You can clearly see that the anode goes straight into the butt.
>>685152107
Makes sense.
>>685147979
gotta blast
>>685152144
Logan?
>>685150879
>filename
kek'd
>>685151919
Do not use anime faces in your replies.
>>685151482
Like there's any fucking chicken in those.
https://kat.cr/lolo-ferrari-plein-pot-dvdrip-t6116146.html
>>685149561
I'm curious - why did you capitalise the word 'brain'. Is that what qualified doctors do? Maybe when analysing gifs on /b/?
>>685152563
Fuck you ^o^
>>685153661
Please fucking kill yourself weeb faggot
does anyone have the full video of the chinese mom staircase death? i've never managed to see the aftermath of it
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d72_1437910017
>>685154086
Not today, fucking loser è_é
>>685154315
Bump for the kekz
>>685155529
I hope these fucking niggers got what they deserved.
>>685151999
Women...amirite.
>>685151108
is this gmod ?
>>685154086
The helium tank is only 39 at Michaels
>>685157021
"dog`s are soo cute and harmless "
>>685155529
I respect that guy, didnt go down without a fight, fucking sub humans
>>685155469
Filename
>kek
>>685155387
nice, but not realy rekt, but i realy like it
>>685155469
that fucking filename
>>685150750
Backstory this guy lived
>>685149487
All those people can die. This is so incredibly degenerated and shouldn't even be allowed. Stupid fucking people
>>685157021
lol @ the homo who's spraying the dog with his hose
>>685157525
>gets shot to death
>"not realy rekt"
>>685155387
Wait what happened to the glasses guy at the end? Did he get shot by someone?
>>685152176
Thoughtful to the end. :,(
>>685147979
Looks like Glenn from the comics
>>685157317
Darwin's theory at it's finest
>>685157561
Pls explain what the fuck is happening
>>685157561
Oh wait nvm. Filename. Silly me
>>685149561
He's not a zombie, there are other ways you can die other than destroying your brain you fucking ass pumper
>>685151362
Filename kek
>>685155243
the best part is how he just lies back and accepts defeat
>>685157911
kek
>>685157492
good old motherland
>>685152563
this
>>685157561
thats just fucking sad. i wonder what tribulations this man was going through.
>>685151725
Because
A) Without a brain, it isn't someone anymore.
And
B) It's animatronic.
>>685151362
She survived.
Her name is Sikenya Thompson
>>685155529
God damn this is why im racist
>>685157911
>Retard kicks elevator door open like a retard
>Falls down the elevator shaft because for some reason he expects the elevator to be there waiting for him
>He probably fell to his death
>Guy standing behind doesn't seem to give a fuck
>Girl runs up to the shaft, kinda looks but looks completely disinterested 2 seconds later
Tell me, why are the Chinese considered human again? They literally are not human.
>>685157858
Looks like a rosary on his rear view mirror. Christians getting their revenge on the Muslims or something?
>>685158103
he lays on the "third rail" - the rail that transports electricity to the subway system
the current passes through his body, which causes him to tense up and not be able to mover/he convulses
the high voltage/current causes his body to burn from electrical energy heating him up
this causes the man to die
>>685158488
and it only cost Oregan tax payers
$180,000 dollars
>>685147979
lulz tongue piercing
>>685157726
as a biker i hate when people don't look for bikes, they upsets me as a biker.
>>685150750
Kek
>>685158599
Mostly /b/
>>685152044
he was trying to duck away
>>685157817
>>685157858
>>685157911
This is why I take stairs.
>>685158488
if i was that motorcycle dude. i would bash that fucking faggot pig in the head with my helmet until he died the most miserable death. ill take a shot or two but ill fucking destroy that motherfucker. no one kicks me. im way to built for anyone to kick me down
>>685157320
You illiterate fuck...I can't even begin to describe the idiocy in display here.
First of all, you don't use a motherfucking apostrophe for a plural, you fucking moron. Second, you used the WRONG FUCKING KEY fir the horribly misused apostrophe.
Please kill yourself now, for the good of the species. We're worse off simply because you exist.
>>685149083
FUCKING WOW
>>685158816
first dude had it coming. he went into the opposite lane and drove in it for awhile before making the turn. second dude was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, but it's the first guy's fault
>>685152079
>Time for your daily bonk, puppet Steve.
>>685158724
has nothing to do with race, white people do the same fucking shit in europe. so what you expect me to hate all fucking white people because a bunch of gingers do the same shit across the entire globe? skinheads? kkk? i mean really. that's ignorant as fuck.
>>685158726
never done my own research because I don't care enough but I read on here once that If you render someone first aid in China or even fucking touch them you're liable for their injuries like by choosing to interact with them you are choosing to take on that responsibility fiscallly
so I completely get it the Chinese are no different than us we sell each other out for money every day too
>>685158879
''I'm not fat I'm big boned''
>>685150812
Blondie had no technique, thought she'd win by being taller and fatter. Fucking kek'd.
>>685157895
the cop got him
>>685158726
They're only human by the loosest of definitions. They're a weird, cancerous little wart on the planet that is technically "human" but lacks any legitimate humanity. Kind of sad and fascinating.
>>685155529
Fucking nig nogs. I hate them.
>>685158816
as a car driver it annoys me when bikers splat into the side of my car when I try to get into a faster lane in rush hour traffic
this has fucking happened twice
on the plus side my insurance rate hasn't gone up substantially and I got to see someone's head do a 180
>>685158874
I will actually start doing that too
especially if I'm ever in China fucking fortune cookie mechanics and shit
>>685159083
considering all I have to do is reach out grab one's adams apple and break that stupid little shit into smithereens, its not hard to kill someone.
>>685158816
>>685159255
And then main character got shot and died.
>>685158888
Quads wasted on a faggot. Why the fuck is "fir".
Furthermore, " idiocy in display here." That "in" should be an "on".
Suck my bellend
>>685158488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uuo_CiiPk8
apparently the biker got a broken collarbone and ribs from the incident. cop was "chasing" him for awhile, but the car was apparently unmarked and the biker didn't know he was being chased
http://www.thedailybeast.com/videos/2016/01/26/oregon-cop-rams-kicks-biker-is-nailed.html
>>685159364
IKR? Made in China = Hell no am I trusting that product.
>>685159423
considering all you have to do is reach out and grab an actual apple and not snickerdoodles it's not that hard to lose weight
>>685159533
2 typos. I was blinded by rage.
No excuse for spelling "dogs" as "dog`s". What the fuck is that? Please do consider suicide.
>>685159203
Apparently she was a fan who won a chance to go up against one of the actual fighters. Weird concept, but I suppose she deserved the beating for being this stupid. Would have loved to see some elderly dude go up against Mike Tyson because he "won" a lottery or some shit.
>>685158808
>$ dollars
pick one lol
>>685150879
They managed to get a dead body breath and live Frankenstein shit it's close fellas
Send me dat animal abuse
>>685151260
But why?
>>685159635
Well not a fucking elevator
there's so many fucking Chinese elevator horror videos out there you'd figure they would outsource them by now. Like yeah you're good at math but you can't build a fucking elevator with rice cakes and soy sauce you fucking gooks.
>>685155529
Officially hate blacks again
>>685150812
just....beautiful
>>685159922
Even escalator horror vids.
Dude.... nice dub dubs.
>>685159912
Male chickens don't lay eggs, so all they're good for is dog food.
>>685159770
*concider
>>685158726
It's why they will take over the world in the coming decades.
Niggers and Arabs though whites were bad... just wait.
>>685158888
If you are going to slam someone for grammar or punctuation make sure what you're writing doesn't have the same problems.
>>685152144
>>685152403
Holy fuck do you retards not understand anonymity?
>>685147979
Is he kill tho?
>>685160091
good point
what is it about slopes that slopes don't understand?
>>685155529
seeing all the butthurt racist people at this really made me smile
>>685160230
>hurr durr, too soon
>>685151482
chickens are retarded, its not uncommon to see them eat their own eggs once they get a taste for it.
>>685158161
>>685157561
filename is wrong though; no nerve gas -- that's 34th st station NYC. dude was just fucked up prob.
>>685159054
This happen in london.
>>685155311
goddamn that nigga laid the smack down
>>685154086
static from your hands makes helium explode and you die burned alive
>>685157317
-de-escalated
>>685158488
There must be more to this than the webm shows.
Happen to know the full story?
>>685155387
justice approved
>>685155529
Them censoring her puss made me laugh for some reason.
>>685157021
Good doggies
>>685161188
Holy fuck.... You sick twisted fucker.
>>685151064
Story behind this one?
>>685157203
Who is bombing who here?
>>685158488
>>685159537
So the biker was riding like a prick and the cop stepped in to do what he's there to do.
>>685151725
this must be bait
>>685150984
Fucking pitbulls.
Does anyone have the video of the snake eating the dog?
>>685147753
lol
>>685158133
thanks ffs
>>685161453
who cares? good thing about the middle east is whoever dies there is no loss to humanity.
>>685159083
If edge anon lived in my city, just being "fat" would be a huge fitness improvement over all of the police.
>>685155529
That's why you cant walk unarmed in murica
>>685150910
Dat filename
Anyone have the vid with the dog getting it's legs sawed off
>>685158571
racism and internet bullying
>>685158797
Are you a wizard?
>>685152144
>>685152403
fucking newfags
>>685151407
Lil nigga should be dead what the fuck?
Is he a kryptonian?
>>685161953
fuck that
this guy can wait outside the hospital
>>685162197
"just lean back and relax sir"
>>685157817
Don't ever take elevators or mechanic stairs in china
>>685161953
>Achmed, did you buy mortar from China again
>Yes, was cheap. What could go wrong?
>>685158726
well it "might" just be ground floor and the faggot
lies 1 meter below with a twisted ankle.
>>685157021
jesus christ you retards kick the dogs in the skull until the stop moving. fuck the owner just watching it.
>>685151064
NO MORE CHORES DAD
>>685157911
Hahahaahahah do you even know how elevators work is not rocket science xD
>>685161459
That's nothing close to what he said. Biker didn't do anything. Cop is just acting like a bitch with an unmarked vehicle.
>>685162495
ITS NOT A PHASE!!
>>685151780
>Electrolysis
That fucking hurt to read.
>>685156026
That makes me horny for some reason.
I think I need mental help.
>>685159795
girl here. your disgusting. watching girls beating each other up should not be entertainment
>>685159685
Lost.
>>685159795
Thats complete bullshit, the blondie is a mom whos an instructor in MMA who just so happened to be really shitty at fighting. You're a fucking piece of faggot shit
>>685161622
filthy jew detected
>>685162675
Surprised by a lack of intelligence on /b/?
>>685157508
Agreed. I respect the hell out of that guy.
>>685161003
>not knowing about the nerve gas
man the summer is heating up
>>685162416
Aaaand then someone calls the elevator from the first floor
>>685162718
Wrong, you can tell she has ZERO skills at fighting.
>>685157780
Meta
>>685150140
Gggggg
>>685162816
>>685162927
Check your fucking sources dickwad, no shit she completely sucks at fighting doesn't mean that someone can't be certified to teach that bullshit.
>>685161359
made her cum
>>685162469
BASATARD PIG, HITTING AN OLD MAN
Anyone got that one were he has his wrist cut
>>685155529
Fuckin niggers
>>685156026
I had my toe nail fall off, it didn't look like that.
>>685162469
>boomerang
>>685151407
>>685151919
>>685152107
>>685152293
He later died from eternal bleeding.
>>685162712
Do you know why sumo wrestlers shave their chests?
So you can tell them apart from feminists.
>>685163521
Like when you bleed forever
>>685160824
Shut the fuck up, you nigger
>>685163521
>eternal bleeding
... really?
>>685159770
Concider
>>685163616
Kek
>>685163768
Kek
>>685163403
>>685157822
You phrasing it made me lol
>>685155529
Too bad this guy wasn't on the scene
>>685160040
I bet the bitch gonna stay off her corner now
>>685158726
>Chinks see idiot fall down elevator shaft
>Chinks don't use the power of whiteness to fly down the shaft and rescue idiot
Conclusion: Chinks aren't human.
>>685155311
Fekin worked son.
>>685163843
Get out of here jew
>>685158016
Mad respect for these "terrorists" (I don't believe Isis is a terror group but a sovereign power) they had a target and aside from killing their target they took all safety measures to make sure no one else got injured from the incident
>>685163997
A true warrior
>>685158979
>doesn't undestand sarcasm
>>685164336
Fuck you sandnigger
>>685158797
No. It's fucking nerve gas. Can't you see the gas there?!
BayBlade Bayblade let it...
>>685164514
Gotta play to win
>>685163052
>different anon
How can you be an instructor in something you suck at?
>>685161508
kek'd
>>685162593
Go back to Facebook with that faces, faggot
>>685164676
Have you ever been to school? Teachers suck at life by definition, still get paid to murder the brains of defenseless children.
>>685160040
Now im really fucking hard
>>685164889
Teachers suck cause they get paid dogshit salary
>>685164467
Fuck you, kike lover
>>685159795
Names?
>>685162814
No, I was just unprepared.
>>685151725
it would be extremely painful
>>685164738
xDXDXFDXDxdXdXDXDDDXXFxXxXF
>Implying 4chan isn't an edgier facebook
>>685151108
What machine is that?
>>685158695
SIKENYA TOP FUCKING KEK
>>685162712
>girl here
yeah, get out
>>685155243
did he died?
>>685165310
Printing press I guess.
>>685151362
Here it is with audio
https://youtu.be/3J2-KicoqO0
>>685161453
judging from the quality and stamp it looks like ISIS bombing Iraqi security forces in the first video
Don't worry, they're not Americans.
>>685151407
IDDQD
>>685152197
>>nuetron
>>685163521
>>685163616
>>685163709
You heard the man, he bled eternally.
>>685162469
The intricate fabric of space...
You guys have no idea what wrecked is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esNnVapCN10
>>685165310
Looks like the Rewinder of a paper machine. Or the Press part of the machine, cant tell sure cause filmed with a potato.
>>685158599
>animatronic
Go watch more fnafs kid faggot, its just somekind of airbag that shofts in and out.
>>685158016
It might be fucked up to agree with this, but I think it's "responsible" they took out the person they were going for, did not kill the guy he was with, pulled the gun back in as the car was passing and didn't attempt to fire at anyone else. 10/10 assassination, professional rating.
>>685158133
I hate myself because I watched to the end. Why the fuck am I in this thread?
>>685166486
to be fair, no gore was shown
>>685151108
Heard about this one, guy was all over the papers.
>>685166936
do not feel bad friend i knowingly watched repeatedly in hope the baby would eventually fall.
>>685149487
Unbelievably satisfying. Fuck bull fighters.
>>685166399
*Bleeding intensifies*
>>685152079
K
KEK
K
>>685158879
lol whoa watch out for this guy
>>685164514
Jeez what an asshole doesn't even react nevermind help. This world is getting more and more evil
>>685157021
Really love that blood spread. I have a crime scene fetish
>>685167245
>gore = rekt
>>685160374
No.
>>685168327
exactly, i didnt see the gunshot wound sooooooo not really gore but i do agree it is entertaining none the less.
>>685167266
>>685168033
To be fair, in the longer version he kinda tries to alert the train driver. And I sure as hell wouldn't risk getting pulled onto the tracks by that dumbass chink who can't even figure out all he needs to do it hop the knee-high wall on the other side to be out of harms way either.
>>685158241
No vital organs were hit you inbred fuck
>>685160840
Oh shit, fucking Amber Rayne OD'd. She could take a dick. Gotta watch her now.
It is normal that I have boner when see guro?
>>685170040
Slowpoke is that you?
>>685147753
did she die ?
>>685151362
That one that turns ass and runs? I'd get her, she's a survivor.
>>685170400
Yes. It is.
>>685162712
>You're
You're retarded and for that your opinion does not matter. At least its not men beating women. Take your feminist bullshit some where else, retarded cunt
>>685155469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqZB9QDQpAI
>>685163052
How can someone become president without political experience? People can have knowledge and understand something without knowing how to actually do it. Fuck, people have such bad student loan debt because of this
>>685161043
The video wasn't from London if you look at the police uniforms you dumbfuck.
>>685166891
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animatronics
>>685164889
Woah... thats kinda low for a shit eater like you. Show some respect faggot
>>685169972
>implying you have to hit a vital organ for a wound to be fatal
