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Well /b/ ?
>>685139973
"luke, I am your father."
>>685139973
"Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops farm boy"
>>685139973
"That's no moon"
"beep boop deep doop"
-R2D2
I KILLED THEM ALL! THE MEN, THE WOMEN, THE CHILDREN
>>685139973
“It’s a trap!”
“Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them.”
>>685140084
>not even the proper quote
Kill yourself.
>>685139973
"I thought they smelled bad on the outside."
>>685139973
"We gonna need a bigger boat"
"Use the force" I am rape
"It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs."
>>685139973
"You came in _that_? You're braver than I thought."
THEY HAVE A CAVE TROLL!!
>>685139973
And what we have all been posting since 2008: "Use the force".
>>685140435
Oh dear. Is it time for your nap?
Younglings, gather round.
“That… is why you fail.”
>>685140084
He's says "no" not "Luke" and I'm not even a Star Wars fan.
"Come with me if you want to live"
"The emperor is most upset at your literal lack of progress" - Darth Skywalker
“I happen to like… nice men.”
Get to the chopper!
>>685139973
I've got a bad feeling about this
I dont like sand
>>685140435
whoa i didn't ask for you to tip that fedora at me but thanks anyway candy ass.
"THIS... IS... SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>>685139973
You can't see anything with a blast visor down
>>685140536
>kek
It's a trap
Wife, im your father!
“It’s not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they’re not much bigger than two meters.”
>>685139973
Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
P.S. I’m not Han Solo
>>685139973
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
>>685139973
"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell"
>>685140504
30 something year old kissless virgin detected. You type like a spastic. Sort ya shit out m8. Cheers.
>>685140624
kek, ain't it da truth
I have a bad feeling about this
>>685139973
You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!
“…It’s not fair! They promised me they fixed it! It’s not my fault!”
>>685139973
>implying I know any start wars quotes other than "traitor"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?
My favorite stargate character is Spock
Yes; your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your… sister. So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her too.
"I've flown some ships, but I've never left the planet."
Rey
When just arrive at the party:
"Nope that's garbage."
Near the end of the party:
"teh garbage will do..."
The time has come. Execute order 66
She might be the one to bring the balance to the force.
>>685140671
"not even the right qoute huruhruhrduehrudur kill myself"
Just quoting >>685140435
“Ungh. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.”
"Patience you must have, my young Padawan."
“All too easy.”
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is."
“Wait. I know that laugh…”
>>685140797
Dr spick is hilarious " he can't take a lot more,Jon" lol.
"Now, be brave and don't look back. Don't look back."
Never tell me the odds.
>>685139973
"So uncivilised..."
"Credits will do fine."
Into the garbage chute
''red leader standing by''
I’ve got a very bad feeling about this.
>>685141186
Wayhey, dirty boy!!
Tr8r
My partner is a hairy wookie
>>685139973
"that's a moon" - Darth Kenobi
"We'll take you in"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"I got a big old dick that makes cranberry sauce." -Chewbacca Everytime he talks. Prove me wrong.
>>685139973
"Lets kick the tires and light the fires!"
-Yoda
I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
I’ve been dying a little bit each day since you came back into my life.
Impressive, most impressive
"help me obi wan kenobi"
You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.
"A long long time ago"
>>685141495
we don't want your kind here, furry freak
I don’t care what universe you’re from, that’s got to hurt!
>>685139973
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
>>685141696
...far, far away
I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend.
>>685139973
"Vader, release him!"
Wtf thread. I don't have any content.
Pic unrelated
>>685140499
DAMN YOU
>>685141801
Last week, in Derbyshire.
"Let the wookie win"
Dissen berry berry bad. Ooooh...icky...icky...goo.
It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope.
"Would it help if I got out and pushed"
>>685139973
You shall not pass!
>>685140733
nice
I sense great fear in you Skywalker. You have anger, you have hate, but you do not use them.
"You're a wizard, Harry."
>I love you
>I know
Get this walking carpet out of my way!
>>685140972
kek'd
The target area is only two meters wide!
>>685139973
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
>>685140367
Kek
Around the survivors a perimeter create
"whos scruffy lookin?"
Meesa jar jar binks okeeday Jedi
"Ahsoka, wait!"
I don't think they're going to let us in, R2
Jub jub
>>685139973
this thread was on plebbit askreddit sub hmm ..looks like you guys really are faggots replying to this shit
>>685143241
you're the only one who knew that
laugh it up, fuzzball
The garbage will do
I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!
>>685141681
no no no no thats not the correct quote
Definitely sandpeople, I think I see one of them now
"don't be afraid, little one"
>>685139973
"He's my brother"
"Sorry I'm late, somebody blew up my fucking car"
>>685140499
You stole mine! Haha
So in that case:
"That's no bigger than a womp rat"
>>685140293
this
totally me
USE THE FORCE
"You want this, don't you?"
A hive of scum and villainy
>>685139973
"There's too many of them master!"
>>685139973
IT'S A TRAP!
Am I the only one who never got into Star Wars?
>>685139973
Guess it is good because I don't know enough about Star Wars to come up with a quote
>>685143889
Yes
>>685139973
"Star wars is gay"
-George Star Wars
>>685143889
Nah same dude
>>685140478
Wrong movie jackass
"Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - when you drop the soap
>>685143629
One more:
"You....you scruffy Nerf herder"
*Slaps Lois in the face*
"That's our word!"
"Sorry about the mess"
>>685143889
It's not too late anon. Watch VII, it's basically the same as watching IV (only with blacks and women) so it's like you're seeing the first one.
Excuse me, I'm in charge of security here, milady.
>>685144120
*except unlike IV, VII is TERRIBLE.
>pic unrelated
"Shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level"
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Your tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker.
>>685143889
If you want to watch the first three. You´ll get most of the actual content and avoid most of the recycled shit.
>>685139973
"you call that a moon? that's not a moon, this is a moonsabre"
>>685139973
it's life jim, but not as we know it
>>685144308
I liked it, other than Rey being an overpowered Mary Sue.
"I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted!"
I've got a bad feeling about this....
Anakin, if one is to understand the great mystery, one must study all its aspects, not just the dogmatic, narrow view of the Jedi. If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must embrace a larger view of the Force
your no good to me dead
>>685139973
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>>685139973
Its as if millions of voices suddenly screamed out, and were silenced.
He's an asshole, sir. We're all assholes
"Don't shoot! Don't shoot! Will this never end?!" - c3po
>>685141147
under rated
>>685144373
by which he means the order they were made, not the episode number. I.e. watch Episodes 4 5 and 6.
My parts are showing? Oh, my goodness, oh!
(shoots first)
we are not the robots you want - obi one kanobi
it's over anakin i have the high ground
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
>>685143731
beat me to it
My powers have doubled since we last met.
>>685145219
>Yeah, but this time I've got the money
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/58LigOQ.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>685145266
From my point of view you have the lava ground!
>>685143889
no, but I actually remember shit from movies I saw
"I'm simply saying that life finds a way."
>>685139973
size 5 feet
>>685139973
oh ho ho ho ho
>>685139973
"Now let's blow this thing and go home!"
Me: "Watch this!"
*nothing fucking happens*
Female: "....watch what?"
>>685139973
Stay in target
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
"This is no cave...."
*screams like a Wookie*
No blasters, No blasters!!
>>685139973
"Its a trap!"
>>685140699
keked and checked
"He's my brother"
-Leia
My father had it. I have it. And my sister has it.
"Nigga, I ain't the one she told to go get it, its yo wife"
>>685145228
>Robots
Kys
>>685139973
TK421, WHY AREN'T YOU AT YOUR POST?
someone else is
All ahead number 1, warp factor 10.
Yes. Luke. You are my son.
"You came in that?"
>>685139973
*chewbacca growl* as I rape my neighbors st.bernard dog that I was supposed to dogsit.
"I'll tighten those restraints"
>>685150604
>>685151021
Jesus christ, he has an extra head trying to grow under his chin
>>685151136
I bet it feels like an empty ball sack
>>685150926
I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
>>685139973
That's impossible, even for a computer.
"he's more machine now then man, twisted and evil."
>>685139973
Only jedi carry that kind of weapon.
>>685140972
Basically this in better wording lol
>"I have seen a security hologram of him killing younglings"
NO WAIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE BLIND.
It's alright I can see a lot better.
>anal virginity
Cold
