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Who knew it was this easy to be Royal?
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rrrooolll
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>>685108953
Rollin
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Raul
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ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY KING!!!!
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>>685108953
rollin for niggers
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>>685108953
rolling
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>>685108953
dont be mad, get glad
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>>685108953
spongebob
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>>685109889
Close
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>>685108953
penguins and blues for the stanley cup final
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>>685108953
Too easy
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>>685108953
holy quacemole
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>>685108953
Peasants can still party hard.
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>>685108953
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>>685109967
off by one nigger
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>>685110011
sup knight
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>>685108953
i am the knight that this castle is lacking therefore it thus needs me
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>>685110011
Stop beating me you asshole
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>>685108953
ROLL ROLL ROLL
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>>685108953
when she wont suck your cock
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>>685108953
fuck
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>>685108953
bow to your emperor ya shits
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>>685108953
penis
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Welcome me
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>>685108953
we should all be peasants like bernie wants
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bow to me
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Kneel down to your king
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today i rise to my destiny
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Help help! I'm being repressed!
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I hope I am a peasant. Probably not though.
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>>685108953
i wanna be a soldier so i could rape people
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bow before me peasants
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solider reporting in
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Heavy is the head...
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I don't smell like shit
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YOU DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE OTHER HIGH RANKED PEOPLE
LIVE ALONG PEASANTS
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Listen. Strange machines distributing dubs is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical numeric ceremony.
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so whoever gets sextuples ascends to godhood?
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>>685108953
Fuck off nigger
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Peasants
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>>685110455

I changed my mind, soldier is decent.
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all these pissants
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roll

>>685110011
hi sair, how you doin sir
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i will earn the title of a knight
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>>685110036
Its not a night its a solider stupid
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>>685110622
Aint nobody got tyme to read dat
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>>685108953
WE'RE ALL PEASANTS OR SOLDIERS
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>>685110786
he got triple dubs though, that's a knight in my eyes
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>>685110622
tl;dr sir, hi sir, howyadoin sir

QUINTS GET
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Fucking peasants - watch how a knight rolls.
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>>685108953
ayyy
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godemperor
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k lemme try again
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ROLLLLLLFLFLEF_L)FL
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BOW BEFORE ME SCUM
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>>685108953
road to the crops i guess
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>>685110490
this will happen
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god coming through
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>>685111075
reroll
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>>685108953
knight here
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>>685111102
one more time
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LORD ME
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>>685108953
peasant inc
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Last roll
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>>685111109
so close
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Jiggle dem dice
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rolling for knight
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roooll
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Fuck it, time for the proletariat revolution. Peasants, let's kill the bourgeoisie pigs
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Pls
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>>685111246
JOIN ME BROTHERS
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>>685110811
Got soldier, i can take it or leave it
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BOW DOWN TO YOUR KING
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What am I though if you're me and I'm you and he's you but you're I and I he you him Arkansasw?
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>>685109793
back to the field peasent
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peznt
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Filthy peasants
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>>685111844
Soldier scum, we will not let you oppress our brother!
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Remove peasants
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suck my soft cock peasants
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>>685112000
Nevermind. Filthy peasants, get back to work!
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A king rules, a slave obeys.
roll
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>>685108953
chek' em
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>>685112000
That knight is posing as a peasant !!!
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I shall serve my kingdom with an iron fist. Bow before me, child. Drop to your knees and observe greatness. For I am Ishtar, ruler of the 7 kingdoms, bringer of light to the darkness, thickest cock in the land, and longest dongest. Bow, child. Open wide and accept your king. Accept the king's seed as if it were your own. Feel the royal load ooze down your throat and into your belly. I will be with you forever, my seed has spilled inside you. You are now a part of me, and I a part of you.
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emperor royce.
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>>685108953
Bow
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>>685112000
You are now a naito
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>>685108953
rell
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I'm a peasant
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Get in line, faggots.
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>>685112223
Mfw when one away from quads
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>>685112188
checked
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Hello
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Rolll
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Kneel before me faggots
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Today my anus smells wonderful
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rawlin for filthy peasant
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Before you stands King /b/ro first of his name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
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Knight of nights
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bow to your new king.
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>>685108953
THIS IS SPARTAAAAA !
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if i roll a 12 i become emperor
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>>685108953
you will bow

before the peasant king.
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Rawlin like a nigger
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Rolllllllll
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Eat shit and die
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Bon busld
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