Waifu Claiming thread
>What role does your waifu/husbando play?
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, non-sexual content
>Don't be gay, pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Insult others ruthlessly
>Consider an hero and your streaming options
>Keep RP to a minimum, ERP non-existent. Take it to >>>>/Trash/
>Drink alcohol
Most important: Have fun!
Akiko claimed
now and forever
Iowa claim
Wuz
>>685086026
Are cucks.
>>685085700
I aint tsundere nigga, I'm yandere
>>685085877
SURE FOR YOU
>>685085860
I'm not sure. I think misting a few times a week, but I don't know.
>mfw last thread
>mfw this thread already
>>685086199
That should be your face every thread
>>685084753
Only time will tell.
>>685084803
If I find it cheap some where sure. Should I play the others one first though?
>>685084944
I'll let them know this game plan tomorrow kek.
>>685085007
Oh please, now I don't deserve you~
>>685085026
Well good luck man, you'll do great!
Recently no, just the usual vidya and chill. Got to play Doom 2 during my lunch in the computer lab though.
>Best idol claimed
>>685085918
Why shouldn't it be okay?..
>
>>685086102
You didn't kill her yet~
Your yandere must be an act to hide your love for her!
Its 2:20am and im bored as fuck.
Claiming Mirai Kuriyama
>>685085562
I swear on me mums grave, I'll slit u in the gabber m8.
>>685085918
It's like she's wearing a fur coat. All. Year. Long. Even when she's showering.
>have to agree on the glasses thing though
>>685086199
>checked
There are no brakes on this train lad
>>685086292
To be honest, these days it usually is.
Who wants a tit pic?
still here
and
>>685085927
Plz shinoa
>>685085943
what
>>685085996
hello spike
>>685086150
well best of luck figuring it all out
>>685085947
QOTT Related
A lot of people kind of look at her as a mascot for the basbeall team, but she also serves an important role trying to save her home country during the political upheaval there.
>>685086102
I'm the only one who matters to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn2jOhcMbbY
>>685086309
I do not love her! I am merely pretending!
>>685086337
Masturbate and go to sleep.
>>685086433
NO!
>>685086337
Cause havoc.
Or drink.
Or both!
>>685085996
In which country?
>>685085947
200 for 8. That seems a bit excessive. Im gonna guess USD, so thats nearly 300 over here. I can feed 8 a meal of chimmichungas and a basic salsa, still amazing food, for 80.
>QOTT
Rory is a priestess of the God of Death, appearing on battlefields and delivering the souls of the dead after battle. If she isn't in the fight, or is near dying souls who are dying for a weak cause, she feels 'upset' until the issue is addressed. In battle, she strikes randomly, quickly and generally kills those who have no purpose or higher cause for their killings.
Rory claimed
>>685085947
>>685085667
>>685086523
2bad
>>685086092
what the fuck man
>>685085947
best girl claimed and going to sleep!
gnight <33
>>685086433
everyone
>>685086593
our ship has sailed!
>>685086615
Fuck man
>>685085710
Says u, why don't you just cyber them and get em goin?
>>685085807
Oh really? I take you paint as a hobby rather than for some ulterior gain?
>>685085810
>fyuckin
Nice, I like it. thats an...interesting pic as well. I liked when Asuka showed emotion other than anger haha
>>685085860
me neither friendo
>>685085918
The only thing I got is like, fraps. and I watched the first season then kinda fell off. Friend told me it got kinda gay, but I did like it haha
>>685085927
LEAVE KOKO ALLOONNEE
Also claiming
>>685086507
>Masturbate
Already did
>>685086554
No beer and nowhere is open
(?:
You're a cute
>>685086615
>not even blue tits
kys plz
>>685086643
Is that an offer?
Fucking roleplayers.
>>685086771
>Cybering
LAWL next you're going to tell me we're going to meet n fuck for real
>>685086868
>patiently waits for anger
>>685086409
It's all for the love of Sata...anime, I assure you. How's life been, Kirino-anon?
>>685086863
sure
hope you like semen enemas
Milinda claim
>>685085947
>role
Princess and Pilot of the massive war machine called "The Baby Magnum"
>Total badass
>>685086308
>I don't deserve you
I think you got that backwards my Idol <3
>>685086309
I-Im already in a ship! Im flattered but your being too nice!
>>685086372
See! I have a point!
>Its not safe now. We shall continue later...
What else is new with you Mirai?
>>685086771
The first season was the best. The show is still good though
>>685086815
>>685086771
I paint because I must. Not as a hobby, but as a means to stay alive and not die.
>>685086967
>thriows swriod and kil in 1 hit
>no dogde
>no msis
>"u ar dead.."
>"am gofic kilor.."
>>685085693
how sweet? :^)
>>685085947
Claimed
>>685086199
Radical meme
>>685086308
Do it, is best plan
>>685086372
U wot m8? you and yoor bab peener of a knoif woodnt slit a vag wit a bandaid ova it
>>685086554
agreed
>>685086771
so uh whats up
>>685086967
Theres no anger towards Chen, hes a bro.
>>685087131
Lightning bolt!
>throws rock
>>685087200
KANEDAAAAAH
>>685086308
Nah you don't have to
just remember that Yennefer is best girl of this game~
>>685086494
>pretending
>trying this hard to hide your true feelings
>>685087049
I think you're misunderstanding my intentions here
Trying to get into your ship wasn't one of my intentions
>>685086751
Hahah
What?
Half the people here's waifus are well under 18.
Mine's at least close enough to where asking which country is pertinent, give me a little credit.
In this picture, she's of legal age.
>
Usually, she's in high school.
Good enough?
>>685087147
Was just kidding. Don't mind me. I like picking on Spike sometimes.
<3
>>685087256
NOTHING U LIL SUHIT XD
>Am kil in 1 hit u ded
>no mis am best asniasan
>am klikl u >:^)
>go huiome
>am put on pier th veirl
>am bang hed
>"am goffic!!!!!!"
>>685086944
>doesn't wanna fuck
what are you a fag? take that pussy, even if it is a boipussy
>>685087049
hm, I'll have to get back into it. I also wen't without netflix for a good while haha
>>685087097
I see! do you sell any of your stuff? or put them in galleries?
>>685087390
Megumin pls
>>685087359
>there is no anger towards chen
>>685087003
Been well, thanks for asking dude. Just been cruising along, the usual, same old, same old.
What about yourself dude? Been good?
>>685087452
forgituiot pico >>:^)
>>685087497
Already got plans to meet n fuk Moka, at least they live near by
>>685087200
>>685087452
i uh dont understand
>>685087497
I'm working on it. I've sold a bit before. I'd like to sell more. The money would help, at least to pay for more paints and stuff.
>>685087131
Are you trying to shitpost?
>>685086199
Yeah it happens
>>685086308
Only time will lol
>>685086771
OK I'm done being drunk on shipping power
>>685087049
Wew that's a new pic
>>685087665
>"AM GOFFIC!!!!!!"
>"u R PREP!!!!!!"
>kil u agen >:^)
>my lif b verey sed am sucidl an listnen 2 preic th veirl :^(
I’m just sick of ego, ego, ego. My own and everybody else’s. I’m sick of everybody that wants to get somewhere, do something distinguished and all, be somebody interesting. It’s disgusting.
>>685085947
A member of the school idol group μ's. Singing, dancing, composing you name it.
>>685087049
As said before, you're just way too modest <3
Whatcha doing though?
>>685087254
If this backfires I'm coming for you kek.
>>685087390
I'll keep all of this in mind.
>>685087814
How long? Who knows. So what's poppin?
>>685087825
Thennnnnnn, kill yourself?
>>685087825
>live in moms basement
>have cheeto dust all over self
>decide to talk about ego
>just projects his jealousy of healthy and normal people
good job man
>>685087591
Dayum, you gonna hit that trap?
>>685087732
nice! that makes sense, how much did they sell for?
>>685087809
listen up kiddo
>>685087814
Thank you, that was a close one
>>685087935
you wish
>>685087818
so your a goth
im a prep?
kill me again
and your depressed and suicidal and you listened to... im not sure
>>685087390
It sure seemed like it! The only other people who say those things to me are Maki and Mirai
>>685087497
Yeah. Its alright. Personally I like Legends of Tomorrow most out of the CWs superhero shows.
>>685087814
>Its also what I will do to you if you try to find the blackmail Megumin had...
>Be afraid
>>685087935
Im about to go play some Homefront. Im just too lazy to go upstairs and turn on my PS4... kek
You?
>>685086801
Got any pure vanilla extract?
>>685085947
She's the MC and she's a spirit world warrior who wields acidic blood. The last of her clan, who were all murdered for their battle prowess and dealiness, she's actually an assassin, though she's bad at it.
>>685087254
Sweet shit I can't compete with that. Where'd you learn to insult like that?
>>685087049
Oh not much to report. Life's at a standstill...but hey, did you know your and my birthday are in the same month? Summer children are tenacious and vivacious. We'll be alright.
Naked Snake is best snake.
>>685088089
Im gon beat dat ass at the con
>>685088006
I wouldn't consider anyone normal by any means.
>>685088006
>>685087939
ITT: people who never read books.
>>685088148
>>685085947
>
>>685087935
Continuing jojo. His coach just put on a breathing mask on him for training
>>685088089
You're welcome
>>685088121
>
>>685088212
Eureka
>>685087539
No life events, eh? I've been relatively, okay, I guess. Not dead or dying, generally speaking. Just a little down and lagging, but that's life.
>>685087500
Just accept her love for ya~
>>685087935
I hope you'll like it if you ever pick it up~!
>>685088121
Sorry about the misunderstatement
>only other people who say those things to me are Maki and Mirai
They are right, y'know?
>>685088148
Snake..?
>>685086713
took longer than expected
>>685088367
Not v n
>>685088184
Act Natural
Whatever that means for you
>>685088212
>Posts shit Salinger quote about ego
>Assumes people care about said quote
>Ego
Kill
Your
Self
And that's all the attention you get!
>>685088401
Not even a good cock suck.
>>685088121
Oh shit, I haven't heard of that one, is it new? whats it about?
>>685088126
Memes, and being the youngest of the family doesn't hurt as well lol
>>685088126
Really? What day is your birthday? We should celebrate!
>Gotta go buy drinks now kek
>>685088275
We even now? Im willing to call a truce if you are...
>>685088401
Its okay friend! I will admit you are a qt too.
>Thanks :)
>>685087825
I'm afraid I can't relate to that. I want to be in a gallery because I want my work to be out in the world, I want people to see it, and to experience something from it. I want to help humanity, I want to make the world a better place, and my painting is the only way I know how. Yes, I have a massive ego, it's required of a painter, but there is more to it.
>>685088089
Only over a thousand all combined.
>>685088490
Then train her or something
>>685088447
Fuck man, that's really good
>fukken saved
You think you can do me a solid and intensify this one?
>>685088478
Pls
>>685088591
How the hell am I suppose to do that? I never sucked a dick
>>685088167
Oooo like what I said? in your kirino cosplay you gotta use the two handed skill to give her a double pimp slap
>>685088275
Don't ever ship me, or my son ever again
My waifu can beat your waifu.
Rather disappointed of some people using the phrase 'kill yourself', or just being generally insulting. Even if we're on /b/, there's no reason for it. If you're reading this, you know who you are.
>>685088685
You never sucked a dick? What are you, gay or just inflexible?
>>685088562
>I will admit you are a qt too.
>
>>685088685
You know when you tell her how you like it?
FUCKING DO THIS YOU DONUT
>>685088614
noticed a few messes I'll fix them tomorrow
3 am
>>685088089
I'm currently tracking your IP :^)
>>685088121
Conversing and listening to music, Living the nightlife dream.
>>685088275
>breathing mask
Oh shit boi, what does he have him doing specifically?
>>685088401
Thanks m8, adding it to the list.
Gettin gay up in here
brb an hero
>>685088809
Grow thicker skin.
>>685088558
>everyday we drift further and further from God's light
I shudder at the taunting ability of the next generation.
>>685088562
15th. I kinda don't celebrate my b-day. I'll celebrate yours, though. Realistically, the party has already begun
>drinking intensifies
mmmm popcorn
>>685088745
Dayum son, teach me more sensei
>>685088810
U fucking wot m8?
>>685088871
Ima beat dat ass is what Ima do
>>685088685
Well obviously you need to learn how!
>>685088809
>Consider an hero and your streaming options
Is literally one of the rules Spike posted. Point taken, I usually just don't give a shit about anons
>>685088946
It's not gay if you say no homo, if it's a feminine penis or if the nuts don't touch
>>685088391
Hey, well I guess if you're not dead you're doing something right eh?
>Just a little down
Do you have any idea whats causing that?
You can talk to me if you need dude
>>685088911
>911
Please do m8
>>685089137
Have fun~
>>685088870
Hey Kazuki, how goes?
>>685088562
Yeah Im fine with that:D
>>685088745
Oh ok
>>685088685
>I never sucked a dick
How gay of you
>>685088911
She kicked him and another reason dude down into a 24 meter tower full of oil and they have to climb it up or they die
>Is the coast clear?
>>685089034
>God
lol
>>685088685
>never sucked a dick
as if
>>685088911
Good luck, I got more proxies than an anime MC has waifus in his harem
>kinda alot
:^P
>>685089034
I feel like that quote goes with that gif lol, and I can only really shit talk in the "u wot" format for some reason. Don't know why. and your birthday is the 15th as in 3 days ago or next month? either way I'm having another drink on it heh
>>685089018
I just don't like people insulting others. Especially if it's people I consider, at least to some extent, friends, doing the insulting.
>Shiro
>>685089147
Wow dude you re so cool
>>685088870
claw
>>685087428
okay <3
>>685089498
Softie.
>>685089498
These threads really have softened you faggots up.
>>685085947
>>685089608
Also, no one was even insulting me, I just genuinely dislike people insulting others.
>>685089654
Meh, just really how I've been.
>Shiro
>>685089654
Shut the fuck up you degenerate moron.
Don't generalize, faggot.
>>685088558
Its new this season. Its a spinoff of the Arrow and the Flash.
>>685088774
Doubt it...
>
kek
Hello friend. How are you?
>>685088871
You enjoy that? kek
>Too cute
>>685088911
Kek sound fun!
>>685089034
WHAT!?!?! I MISSED IT!?!?! DAMMIT!
I will celebrate your birthday tomorrow night then!
>Lets get wasted!
>>685089359
Okay good. I will pause the decryption on your youtube videos then...
>They were only like 6% done anyways... kek
Glad we are friends again!
>>685089147
I aint learning shit, they can suck me off
>>685089328
Sigh fine, if shes even alive.. aint doing necroshit
>>685089359
>Not sucking dicks makes me gay
Excuse me?
>>685089391
Nigga U wanna go?
>>685089137
well what you should do is, if she recognizes you, just go for it. But if she doesn't, then play her a bit. Act nice, be courtious to her and her bf. Then when she least expects it give her a randy ortan on stage in front of thousands
>>685089359
oh cmon, that was top notch meming right there
>>685089366
Yes?
>>685089654
You fuckin wot?
So I can do a heap of dishes in 30 mins, I found out. I have orders to do now, but once those orders are done Ill show you guys the before and after of my dish area at work.
>>685089321
You know...don't usually like talking about my problems. Every now and then ill say "went to the hospital" or "leg's giving me trouble" but...e-body here has cancer or destroyed families or can't do anything because they dont have a steady job or stays constantly sick or depressed. I've no right to complain about my life. Especially when it's my own fault.
But I really do appreciate the offer, and if I change my mind, I'll let you know.
>>685089498
Fuck off Shiro. What are you, a faggot?
I insult my friends all the time, but they know it's meant as a joke. In fact, I only ever insult those I consider friends. I tend to ignore people I dislike
please kill self
Also anons that insult without posting pic seem really void to me, don't take any offense from those ever
>>685090005
You wanna fucking go Akiko? I swear on me mum, I'll rek your shit. Also, I wasn't talking about people joking around with others on the thread, just people blatantly throwing insults at random shitposters.
>>685090201
Internet
4chans /b/
Proclaiming your dislike for assholes
>>685089831
You're giving me power~!
>Just the first time you called me that
>>685089849
>aint doing necroshit
If we're all dead inside, does that count as necroshit?
>>685090005
Is that why you never insulted me...
>faggot
>>685090201
You're a cunt.
How's that for blatantly throwing insults at random shitposters?
>>685089328
Well now I have to or else the police will show up.
>>685089359
If that ain't brutal I don't what is.
>>685089391
Jokes on you, that was spyware ;)
>>685089831
It's become a night ritual now. Are the Homefront servers even still active kek?
>>685089378
>heretical
kek
>>685089391
June. That gif goes with everything.
>>685089831
No no its June 15th. June!
