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Thoughts?
>>685074091
what the fuck is a women?
That's some really fucking nice grass fam.
>>685074091
I'd fuck her.
>>685074091
>>685074091
Considering that the whole value of being a woman is beauty, sex, and babies why should we consider fat females-- who utterly fail at everything that a woman should be and is good at-- why should we consider fat females to be women or even human?
>and likewise for fat fuck neet males
Feminism is Cancer
>>685074091
Protip, cow: maybe if you lost weight and stopped being a professional victim and a bitch you'd be treated with desire and affection.
10/10 would bang that stone gnome
>>685074091
>she thinks she's people...
>>685074091
Kill the cow
>>685074091
Property looks okay, nice deck. 7/10.
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>>685074661
it way easier to just be a 3rd wave feminist when modern feminism seems to be more focused on blaming problems on everybody else.
crowded bus?
>man spreading
>someone passed gas on the same bus?
>fart rape
people don't find me attractive?
>misogamy
people find me too attractive?
>misogamy
get my drift?
in all seriousness today's third wave feminism is fundamentally intellectually dishonest. they dont understand how numbers word bc most of them have gone into dumb ass gender studies instead of a real job, adding to the imaginary wage gap they talk about like robots i have never had a nuanced discussion with a feminist bc they mostly use buzzwords and horribly dumb arguments and are, at their core, sexist against women and men. they tell women they are helpless and must make the rest of the world cater to them.
>>685074091
firntwap
>>685075289
oh, what i would give to live in such a world...
almost makes a body want to convert to islam.
cant criticize a woman or is sexist and rape allegations are now a pretty common way to fuck with a dude they think is a sexist
>>685075459
I'm pretty sure anon knew all that.
>>685075459
Fart rape sounds like it was made up to lampoon feminists, but unfortunately isn't.
Fucking unreal.
>>685075494
i like to attrubite it to a bunch of 18-21 year old girls who took a few classes in feminist theory and now treat themselves like self styled professors of feminist fact. it dosen't help that soe of those teachers in those classes spew garbage that isn't much better than your basic SJW bitch yelling somewhere in a college square. There are a lot of good progressive people in women's issues today, but you won't find them on or around your average college campus anymore
>>685074661
Because desire and affection is all the value a woman can hope to achieve in the world today.
>>685075289
This is the definition of hateful rhetoric.
Guys, it's all fun and games to play hate-mongering on an anonymous forum. You are all so fucking blatantly terrible at existing within the parameters of today's society.
Just remember feeling outcast, or attempting to aim your lethargic anger towards groups of people is weak and not in any way like the masculine identity you fucking grasp at so pathetically.
Basically you are giant fucking pussies who get temporary satisfaction from anonymously spreading hated and misogyny on the internet. It's super fucking sad
>>685074259
... Shit, that is some really nice grass. Underrated post.
>>685075494
If you can actually define third wave feminism without looking it up I will give you so many chicken tendies. JK you are a hypocritical fuck who literally just did what they were complaining about. buzz words bro
>>685074259
I was just going to compliment the manicured lawn>>685074259
>>685076561
HAHA GREAT IMAGE BRO
PLEASE CONTINUE YOUR HALF BAKED HATRED IN AN ATTEMPT TO CREATE FRATERNITY AND A SENSE OF BELONGING WITH OTHER MISFITS ON THE INTERNET
>>685074259
she looks really underprivileged
>>685076796
>>685074259
Nice straight lines.
Whoever mowed that lawn is a professional.
>>685075289
Thats a lot of edge for one post. Maybe try spreading it out over multiple posts.
>>685076986
>you
>are
>a
>teenager
>>685077269
>getting this buttmad at being called out
>>685074091
why do they even print this on tanktops?
The overlap between "people" that would actually wear it and those who have the body for it is 0.
>>685077269
this post smells like summer
>>685074183
>what is woman?
>how do woman?
>how be woman?
>>685076294
Your use of generalities is fantastic. Please tell me more about your data and facts surrounding a field in which you clearly have considerable experience.
>>685077654
>how be woman?
easy just declare you are woman and walk into nearest restroom
>>685077453
you didn't "call me out" you insinuated I was being "edgy" without providing any information or really anything at all except an image from the same web site you posted it on.
I don't give a fuck about being "called out" you are an intellectual halfwit and obviously a teenager. Nothing you do or say will likely ever matter or affect more than 100 people.
great job
>>685077778
implying anything about feminism centers on data or facts.
>>685077486
it's kind of funny, as large as she is she still uses angles and tricks to hide a good portion of her heft. one leg in front of the other, arm down covering the entire right roll of her torso, stretching the shirt so it doesn't conform to her stomach flaps. can't hide those giant blubbarms tho.
You guys realize you are doing the same generalization and blurring of facts you are whining about with SJWs, yeah?
And most of you are probably also fat. Does it feel good to pretend big boy talking for a while?Get you all riled up so you can jerk off to transgender porn.
>>685074091
>feminism is the radical notion that women deserve 100% of the effort against inequality even though they don't face 100% of inequalities.
>>685076796
Were you the idiot posting in all caps in the veganism thread earlier today?
>>685074091
got any nudes of this slam pig?
>>685078098
holy shit please stop sperging out you're fucking awkward.
>>685074091
>>685075459
>>685076294
>>685076853
>>685077995
>>685078184
Stop triggering me
>>685078184
that's what I mean, you have no fucking idea what I'm talking about. You are parroting an opinion you heard on internet. And then think you are qualified to weigh in? Just because you don't understand what you are talking about, doesn't make the shitty opinions you have truthful
>>685074091
I read the shirt with the driest delivery possible. I was confused that people didn't find her hilarious.
>>685078644
yeah I'm awkward. please continue to enjoy the 358th misogyny thread today. kill yourself
>>685078098
>I am trying very hard to be taken seriously on the internet, among completely anonymous strangers.
>>685078341
we're also just chatting on an online web board, not trying to lobby governments to mkae insane laws...
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/may/18/de-blasio-fine-businesses-wrong-gender-pronouns/
just some food for thought
>>685078704
Not him, but the Adria Richards situation really pissed me off.
That entire thing was a fiasco.
>>685078826
but you responded. so... kill yourself
>>685078704
maybe you should go back to your safe space and stop pretending anyone gives a shit what some pretentious autist thinks on an anonymous laotian knitting board.
>>685078789
abloobloo go back to tumblr, slut.
>>685078704
why do you want a fucking cited 40 page research paper from me? holy shit. again were chatting on web board...the difference between /b/ and tumblr is that tumblr takes itself seriously
>>685079069
this is my safe space. telling you that you're a weak little fucktard who should honestly invest in some education before you go having a fucking tantrum on the internet because of women.
you obviously cared enough to respond.
your jimmies = rustled
>>685074091
Nope.
Absolutely nope.
No way.
All aboard the Nopetrain to Nopeland
>>685079233
>>685079117
hahahah yeah because being an educated person = tumblr
you're so fucking embarrassing
>>685079273
Responding≠Reacting.
>>685078945
http://www.snopes.com/transgender-pronouns-fine-nyc/
Some of those pronouns are hilarious.
>>685078704
You have no idea what you're talking about and should spend less time in the numerous SJW echo chambers that are rampant on the internet
>>685074091
nice grass.
that woman is fat and disgusting looking.
>>685079455
*ascribe
subscribing is what you do to magazines. sick leddit pic though fag
>>685079273
The irony in you trying to claim anyone elses jimmies are rustled is pretty hilarious. You're sitting here acting condescending and responding seriously to people taking the piss at you. You're making yourself look like a complete fool, and that's no easy feat on an anonymous imageboard.
>>685074404
Because you don't get to decide what the value of a woman is.
Since you probably mean nothing to about 99% of the women on this planet, why should your view on what counts as a woman matter?
>>685079455
>misogny
>>685079559
that gets me every fucking time
i know what it says
i know what i'm about to read
but i still laugh
every
fucking
time
>>685079715
you literally just repeated what I said. You provided no new information, no ideas, or even opinions. you are a fucking waste of flesh. stop talking to me, you are a retard
>>685079856
but like, a fool to you guys who are pissy teens hating on women? who the fuck cares
>>685079937
you laugh because you're a retard, like actually
>>685079948
circular reasoning
misdirection
resorting to personal insults
your debate skills are weak
>>685074091
>>685079948
>Feelings=Maximum Hurt
>Don't ever talk to me and my sense of entitlement ever again
>>685077778
>off by 1
>>685078098
sad samefag
>>685074091
So they weren't people before?
>>685079856
also your dumb jimmies are definitely rustled. i am wayy smarter than you. it's fucking sad. im not acting condescending, i am better than you, for real
>>685074370
dumass fucking image
implies weight is a function of probability, instead of the reverse
Probability(weight) = k*x^2
>>685080130
i bet your weight starts with a 2 doesn't it sweetie? why are you such an angry cunt anyway? some of these dank memerinos hitting too close to home?
>>685080194
im not debating, im telling you that what you are saying is stupid, and it's very likely that you are also stupid.
>>685080389
weight starts with 2? you're being pretty generous...
>unless you're talking about stones
>>685074091
She wouldn't be a feminist if she wasn't hideous
>>685079233
>Tumblr takes itself seriously.
Act like a bunch of inbred hypocrite retards with autism and you still take yourselves seriously. You either need to have some severe mental handicaps or be delusional to have that mindset.
TL;DR: Climb to the top of a tall building and jump off.
>>685080196
yeah my feelings are hurt. because im the one with amy schumer pics saved to my hard drive for moments like these....
>>685074091
>expect to be treated as equals
>expect to have doors held open for them, but never open them for us
>expect us to pay for dinner
>expect us to take responsibility if they "forget" to take their birth control.
Fuck em. They're all cunts.
>The radical notion that women are people
People are awful creatures. Why the duck would you want to associate with them?
>>685079233
this guy seriously needs his own show
i wonder if we could make it happen
he's a personal trainer, and so is his wife (who's the chick next to him, who looks like she could be his sister)
i wonder if we could get them a show where they try to help a fat couple lose weight
seriously. let's make that an idea and pitch it to some cable tv channel
>>685075289
thing is i know a lot of dumb ass men aswell as dumb bitches
>>685074091
I think she is right women and man should be equal.
The problem is the amount of bullshit the SJW have created on this simple concept, like men spreading, fat acceptance and shit. Oh if someone is fat because has some fucking disease I'm fine but they are really few
>>685080755
had this one saved
>>685074091
If women were people then they wouldn't be important unless they were accomplishing things. So fuck you, fat ass.
>>685079781
Mm, no. That was actually a correct usage of 'subscribe'.
>>685080688
Alright, I'm going to say this so all you anons know but any woman you're with who claims to forget to take her BC is so enormously full of shit, and you should throw that brewing crazy in the dumpster.
There are SO MANY different forms of birth control, some that you don't have to monitor for literal years.
Make your woman get the arm implant or the vaginal one and you will have no worries.
Any woman who forgets BC and doesn't get a more reliable method ASAP is retarded.
>>685080358
>>685080542
Your tough, take no prisoners, unreachable and disaffected outer shell is starting to crack under the pressure.
Do you feel that flush feeling in your face, like you've had too much merlot? Are the corners of your eyes wet with the tears you are fighting to hold back?
>>685080543
>>685080389
britfags assuming im a sweetie because im not just like hurr durr haha yeah feminism iz dumb. why dont you do something productive like floss?
>>685080542
>>685079781
sub·scribe
səbˈskrīb/
verb
verb: subscribe; 3rd person present: subscribes; past tense: subscribed; past participle: subscribed; gerund or present participle: subscribing
1.
arrange to receive something regularly, typically a publication, by paying in advance.
2.
express or feel agreement with (an idea or proposal).
3.
formal
sign (a will, contract, or other document).
Read the second definition, then kys for being suck and unbelievably pretentious, psuedo-intellectual faggot.
>>685081075
verb sub·scribe \səb-ˈskrīb\
Popularity: Top 10% of words
Simple Definition of subscribe
: to pay money to get a publication or service regularly
: to agree to buy shares in a company
: to belong to or support something (such as an organization) by paying money regularly
kkkkkkkkkkk
>>685081095
That's why I used quotes. I know this and I've had it pulled on me. The second I said "okay but I want a dna test" she went and got an abortion. $0 spent, zero fucks given. She still texts me for sex.
>>685078704
>opinion
>truthful
lol
>>685081121
i'm actually american, but not being retarded, i understand weight systems from other parts of the world
>>685081325
Why would you stick your dick in a person like that?
>>685080864
is the biggest loser still on the air? i liked that show's early seasons. shame most of the contestants went back to their shit lifestyles and shit eating habits and gained back all the weight. still nice to see fatties kiccking it in gear and losing the weight without any feminist excuses or tumblrfat acceptance undertones.
>>685080905
You're a moron, women and men cannot be equal because they are literally different genetically . That's basically the equivalent of saying all men should be equal. Would it be awesome for you? Probably, since then you'd have a chance at getting laid. Is it possible or enforceable in any way? Not a chance, because we're all different. l2brain
>>685081112
>too much merlot
bet you know all too well what that feels like
>>685081305
see
>>685081198
stupid.
>>685081305
Wait, are you seriously doubling down on this?
>>685076352
If I ever met you in real life, I would gladly give up everything in this world and go to prison...just to beat you to death with my bare hands.
>>685081198
its not the usage bro, post all the fucking dictionary websites you want you fucking cuck
>>685081556
there's a show on basic cable that i sometimes see while working out. it's some slightly-gay-looking dude who helps people get in shape. sometimes they have couples, but mostly it's just one person losing weight (even if they have a fat spouse)
if we tried to get him a show, we'd need a clever twist
>>685081841
hahahah did you just hypothetically threaten me on an anonymous message board? not even a real threat? you must have a below average penis
>>685077995
insulous, they are known as womyn as woman is too sexist
>>685081856
OK, let's play a different game: you post the definition of 'ascribe' that you think would apply where you claim it should have been used.
Should be interesting...
>>685081121
assuming you're a female because only a female would be so massively buttflustered and emotional about shit they saw on 4chan. unless you're a fag and have some sort of empathy-hypercunt syndrome maybe.
>>685082149
whooa gooood oneeeee
>>685081121
Go back to tumblr cuck. We get it, your wife is dom
>>685081597
Your ripostes are becoming more and more personal, and more and more frantic.
You let this all get right up on top of you, didn't you?
Are you angry? Do you want to lash out and smash our smug faces?
>>685082333
so many emotions.very observant. thanks for getting mad on the internet, you've been great.
>>685082382
>oneeeee
When did people start holding on the last letter instead of the one you would pronounce? That e is silent, how do you make that sound?
>>685078184
Ayaan Hirsi Ali has been deplatformed (several times) by feminists and muslims in the U.S.. (she's basically written that American feminists are full of shit and have nothing to complain about)
Ugh, disgusting. Who the hell put a pig in a shirt. Pigs arent people.
>>685082051
is that sexism and stereotyping I smell or just the stench of a stale unusable uterus emenating from the gaping maw of an oft-fisted vagina?
>>685081856
>post all the fucking dictionary websites you want
source: oed.com
that's the oxford english dictionary, if you didn't know, you illiterate potato.
>>685082557
are you smug? i don't see why. from here you're a bunch of flailing angry bros who haven't said an intelligent thing basically this whole time
>>685082568
kek. only a female would project her own emotions where there are none. go change your tampon and suck a bbc or whatever it is you dumb slags do, you're not wanted here.
>>685081530
I dunno. She's got huge tits, she's no strings attached (since said situation, heh) she's Latina and brings me food.
>>685082498
the nigger and sandnigger women are somehow more appealing and interesting than a decent-bodied white woman :-|
>>685074091
She's more like two people at once.
>>685082869
>Latina
So you want to get beaten to death with a flip flop?
>>685082733
...but not by the entire rest of the world. Maybe she has a point.
>>685082051
Didn't threaten you. I just told you I would take joy in bashing your brains in on the sidewalk until I either gave up from exhaustion or the police shot me. I would prefer the latter, as there is not much more in this life that I could enjoy. The idea of beating to death a rampaging social justice warrior is almost orgasmic.
>>685082333
Trips witnessed.
>>685082568
Kek nice b8
>>685082781
but anon don't you know that dictionaries were invented by old white men so the patriarchy could keep blacks and women subservient?
>>685074091
Third wave feminism is the radical notion that women are oppressed in a society where they enjoy more privileges than men.
It is also the radical notion that, in order for women to be treated "fairly", they need to be granted even more special privileges.
It is complete and utter horseshit and it should be properly notes that modern, third wave feminism =/= feminism
>>685082810
>haven't said an intelligent thing basically this whole time
oh, gosh. more irony.
>>685082939
Kek. She's pretty crazy. But I rarely see her. She only texts me when she's super drunk, comes over, fucks me and passes out. Then leaves before I wake up. Good deal tbh.
>>685082810
Who is the angry one here?
The woman frenetically responding to probably ten different lines of conversation with personal attacks on the grammar and content of the preceding posts?
Do you feel that ache of tension in your back and shoulders right now?
>>685083101
But 76°F is freezing.
>>685082770
>stale unusable uterus emenating from the gaping maw of an oft-fisted vagina
try harder. very poetic though. y u mad bro?
>>685083183
I'm probably going to fap to upper left.
>>685075289
Cut it out with the regressive bullshit you fucking fedora blazer
>>685082602
OH MY GOD SENSIBLE CHUCKLE
IS THIS REAL?
NOW THEY'RE JUST MAKING SHIT UP
9.7/10 NOT BLAMING WHITE MEN FOR FAT GAS
GOODNIGHT
>>685083352
Beautiful fucking tits!
>>685083066
ahhh, of course. my bad.
you guys all think im a woman, and you are all getting mad at the idea that im mad and a woman.
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
top fucking kek. you guys are fucking giaaaant losers
>>685083258
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>>685083258
i don't think there is a woman. i think it's just ten guys trolling themselves.
>>685083162
Sounds like a good setup, but be careful. Don't let her near fire.
>>685074091
"I need feminism because I'm a fat fuck and nobody likes my"
like actually scary losers, with so much weird anger and hatred. its fucked up.
you should all honestly die for the greater good
>>685083285
kek. bitches, amirite?
>>685083542
I never thought you were a woman. I only thought of you as a person. Albeit a person I would like to viciously murder.
>>685083340
omg I'm so mad! So very very mad!
>>685074091
Women are cum dumpsters. Nothing more.
>>685083597
Noted. I'm always careful. Here's her tits. Posted them many times here before. Enjoy.
>>685083734
come at me bro. id wreck you
>>685083542
>you are all getting mad at the idea that im mad and a woman.
no, we're not. we're having a laugh at you, because that's what i come on /b/ to do. the last time i got mad on here is when someone posted a webm of a bitch throwing newborn puppies into a river. your opinions are shit, yes... but they are inconsequential shit.
thoughts?
>>685083258
>>685083963
You would try.
>>685083967
tell me more about how little I matter. maybe a 1000 word count this time? only if your bottom isn't too sore that is
>>685084095
no dude, ill travel. id fuck your shit up. i dont care how badass or fucking strong you think you are. id shit down your little faggot throat
>>685083963
kek. internet tough guy. or tough-person, i should say. i wouldn't want to upset your obviously frail sensibilities by misgendering you.
(mfw the spellcheck doesn't recognize "misgendering" as a word)
>>685084189
Oh my god you two are killing me right now.
Tell me, how does it feel to be internet tough guys?
>>685084202
shut the fuck up fatty no one asked you
>>685082956
She's amazing. She's a little bit too harsh on American LGBT, stating the worst they have it is that they cannot buy a gay wedding cake [which is patently false, they have it pretty bad, especially in the bible belt of the US]
>>685084269
>assuming there are two people
>>685084022
Ah I love me some Blazing Saddles. Where the white women at??
>>685084269
It feels like your mom's bagina, a little dry but lots of give.
>>685083963
Bullyproof windows...
>>685084120
well, it's more the fact that none of us matter, we're all just killing time until we die. your sense of self-importance is pretty entertaining, though. please, go on about the struggles of womyn, or whatever point you were trying to prove. it's given me more laughs than any of the ylyl's tonight.
>>685079858
> why would anyones view of anything matter
>>685084120
>>685083688
>>685084189
You are beaten, just like a scolded dog.
It was like watching a summer sunset, seeing you lose more and more ground by debasing your arguments with personal attacks.
>>685084363
Good point, I didn't consider that it's just one person stroking himself.
>>685084396
Congrats if you managed to get into my butch lesbian mom's vagina.
>>685080373
I'm glad someone else gets it.
>>685084512
>Congrats if you managed to get into my butch lesbian mom's vagina.
It wasn't that hard. I mean my dick.
>>685084495
It doesn't. Nobody's opinion on anything actually matters.
>>685076352
>fucking pussies
Wow associating female anatomy with negativity. You are what is wrong with America. Sexist pig fuck you I'm so triggered check your posting privilege.
>>685084575
I imagine it wouldn't be, she's a big lady. Looks pretty manly.
I still worry about your now very apparent closet homosexuality.
>>685084458
last minute nihilism. siiiiick
>>685084726
Because I couldn't get it up looking at a man with a vagina? Nah, son.
>>685084632
mild kek
>>685074091
Firntwap
>>685084499
losing ground? keep posting reaction pictures so everyone knows what you are doing irl. you probably have a folder of stupid fucking pictures named clever thins to react to on the internet. haha you sad lil fag boii
>>685084826
How would you get a flaccid dick in a big lesbian?
Gotta be at least half hard dude.
>>685084499
also i won, i took on like 100 angy bros who were just trying to hate women in peace. uneducated swine wot wot
>>685084974
You won't even win because your either a woman or a sjw white knight and neither of those things are good.
looks like somebody left the kitchen door open again.
>>685084974
Makes sense that a sjw autistic would be so delusional they think things like this.
>>685084974
Silly anon, nobody wins here.
We all leave covered in our own, and each other's feces.
>>685081557
>women and men cannot be equal because they are literally different genetically .
Dude I'm talking about civil rights, it's pretty clear we can't be equal in biological way.
>We are all different
Right but we should have the same rights.
>>685084458
>>685084791
>last minute
every minute, anon. every minute.
>>685085280
>school
i'm 27, you inaccurate nigger.
>>685084974
>>685084897
>I engaged with you in earnest for well over an hour.
>Surprise, I was trolling the while time, so I can save face, internally
I wonder how long you will be stewing about the outcome of this thread? A few days? A week?
>>685083747
Weren't these based on some catalogue of basic arguing techniques? I'm kind of looking for that.
>>685074091
It's kind of like saying:
>Nazism is the radical notions that Aryans are people too
while just casually skipping over all the nasty bits of Einsatzgruppen firing jews into mass graves on the Eastern front and Bill Riccio of the Aryan National Front molesting young boys while abusing beer and Ian Stuart music.
>>685084363
>assuming he/she/it is assuming
>>685086053
/thread
>>685086053
>implying hitler did something wrong
...i mean, BESIDE invading russia in the winter.
>>685085832
You say, as you cut yourself
>>685074443
Daddy Milo, is that you?
>>685074091
Dafuk?
>>685074259
>thread
>>685085228
So should men have a right when their child is aborted?
>>685081856
Just what is it that you think "cuck" means? That would be even more interesting than your definitions of "subscribe" and "ascribe".
>>685087085
i believe men should be able to sign a paternity waiver, giving up all parental rights/responsibilities. no one else seems to see the justice in this though. minority opinion.
>>685085228
and in what way do women have lesser rights than men? Presumably we're debating about U.S.A
>>685074370
Truth.jpg
>>685082748
This leaves out the part where it was statutory rape, and that it's told from the point of view of the 13 year old.
>>685074091
Fucking dyke for sure
>>685074091
go make me a sandwich cunt.
>>685074091
or even two people
>>685074091
Holy shit! Women are people??
Wow, never knew that!
Thanks feminism! If it wasn't for you, I'd never learn this.
>>685074091
A nice collection of trees, also she needs to fix the porch being the strong independent woman she is.
>>685084326
Bisexual man living openly in Georgia here. Have it pretty good actually.
