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Trips names my tarantula. I got it about 2 weeks ago, and I

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Trips names my tarantula.

I got it about 2 weeks ago, and I think it gave itself brain damage from falling off the walls of it's enclosure.

I assume it's a Chilean rosehair.
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>>685069786
precious

my dad named his that when he was younger and had one
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>>685069786
>buying spiders
>BIG SPIDERS

fuck off newfag
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Lord Richardson Forehands
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>>685069786

ISIS

trips get
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>>685069786
name him daddy
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>>685069786

rolling for faglover
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I had a similar one. He lived a long time. Named the little fucker Cheech, like Cheech and Chong. I used to blow huge bong hits into his tank (let me reiterate, he lived a long time for a male), but he clearly hated it because he'd spend the next 4-5 hours trying to escape and falling off the sides.

One time he got out because I liked leaving the lid open just a little (was easier to get in and out for his meals that way). I found him behind my kitchen door. Completely shat myself.

Either way, Cheech is probably dead by now. But he was an aggressive little fucker so serves him right.
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>>685072881
Forgot to mention I sold him after he got too scared of me whenever I tried to take him out.
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>>685069786
Big Daddy Trump
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>>685073850
re-roll for posterity
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>>685069786
The Biggest Blackest Cock
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>>685069786
Webster
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Tar-Tar the Invincible.
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>>685069786
Spider Guy
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>>685069786
Clark Kent
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>>685069786
Darth Hater
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>>685069786
Tim
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>>685069786
Winston Churchill
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bernie sanders
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Can you try and get more pictures of this little fella, I like spiders
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>>685069786
Theodore muthafuckin Roosevelt
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Igor the Rapist
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>>685074518
True dat, wanna see spidey in his righteous glory
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>>685069786
Zoboomafoo
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>>685074671
Yess
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Lunchbox
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Glory Hole
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>>685069786
Professor Plum
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Thermal Death Point
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Leftward Sloping Penis
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>>685069786
Eugene
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>>685069786
Dr. Dre
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Greg
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Batman
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Independent Variable
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Dogshit
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Mr. Long Legs
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>>685069786
Mr. Dr. Spider
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Lil Dicky
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Cum gurgler
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Fapman
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Fart Bubble
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>>685069786
Captain Tickles
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Anal Beed
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>>685069786
Earl
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sweetie baby
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>>685069786
Nice one anon, here are my two girls Carmen and Mimi

>Also roll for Hairy Twat Biter
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Anustart
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Niggerfaggot
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>>685075267
Bump for Greg
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>>685075621
Roll
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Hitler
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wvwebevwwevwvwevewvwevvwewevev
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Woodbro Wilson
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>>685069786
Spiderfag
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>>685069786
Fucky McShittyBalls
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Queef
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stupid faggot spider
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Pleb
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>>685075686
Reroll
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>>685075746
roll
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y u do dat?
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President Trump
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Daddy Long Dick
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Jackwagon McFuckface
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Sandy
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Reddit
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Cum Slurper
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niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger
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Sponge Twat
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Fanny Flaps
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OP here. (1/2)

>>685072881
Haha, nice one.

>>685074518
>>685074671

>>685075607
Aw, cuties.
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>>685075746
this
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>>685075812
Rerolling

"President Donald Trump"
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>>685069786
Hairy Potter
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>>685075432
No,

Firm Handshake
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>>685075746
rolll
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Hitler's left testicle
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>>685069786
Macduff
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>>685069786
How tall of an enclosure do you have it in? Also even a small fall can be fatal to a tarantula. It causes internal bleeding which wont stop till it dies.
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(2/2)
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Borris
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>>685075978
Rerolling again for PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
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Hitler's right testicle
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>>685076037
EL PRESIDENTE TRUMP
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Hobnob
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>>685076014
re rolling for macduff
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Hairy Minge
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>>685076110
MACDUFF
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>>685076137
this
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Dick Cheese
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>PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
>Memetext
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Cuntyfaggot Niggerhitler McFerrara
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>>685076022
Is there any way you could carry him
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>>685076137
rolling
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About 7 years ago, /b/ named my cat Bec.
Out of all of the "niggers", " Hitlers", "shitting dick nipples", the one clean post happened to be winrar.
Name him Hitler with Shades on a Spaceship Powered by Sin. Shady for short.
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>>685075946
Need new pictures of them though, they have both molted since then and are huge.
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Anal discharge
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Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
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>>685076232
this
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>>685076209
rol
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fucklicker mcdouche hand mcgee Gillian geroge mouth the III
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Dildo McFaggit
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>>685076232
roll lol
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>>685076233
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
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>>685069786
tasty bitch
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>>685075443
so close
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Queef McNugget
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>>685076209
Roll
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Bush
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>>685076424
this 666
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Megan Fox
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Hitler's Anal Beed
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President Donny Trumpen
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Spider
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>>685076364
Rolling for this

>Last picture I have of them
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His name is his name is He doesn't have a name
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>>685076232
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snek
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Translatologia
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Fat little cunt named Bob
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Captain fuzzybutt
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His name is


> DONALD TRUMP WINS 2016
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Hairy Nutsack
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>>685076592
this
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Joseph, the content tarantula.
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NiggerLover
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Macduff
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>>685076666
Ayy, fuck you all
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>>685076666
fucking win
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>>685075946
That is such a glorious spider
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Tarantch Checkem
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>>685076666
holy check'd
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>>685076666
OP here, i specifically asked for trips, keep rolling
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>>685076209
ROLLO
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>>685076232
Roll
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>>685076666
Not trips

DONALD TRUMP
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>>685076666
AAAAAAAAAAAYYYY
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>>685076778
Quads = Trips and higher you stupid faggot

All roll for Hairy Nutsack because OP is a faggot
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>>685076778
C O L D
O
L
D
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>>685076020
It's about 10 inches. It doesn't show signs of impaired movement or anything so I thing it's okay.

>>685076233
This one hasn't molted yet, I'll give this one about a week or two.

>>685076022
I don't know why all of the pictures are tilted or upside down, sorry.

>>685076778
Fuck you fake OP. But damn those quads though. If this thread dies and no-one's rolled trips I'll go with yours.
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Finger asshole
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>>685076209
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>>685076778
This is the most faggotry ive ever witnessed on 4chan, and I've been a part of some gay group sex on /soc/
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Banquo
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>>685076232
Le roll XD
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I wondered what would happen if quads came up. Come on, OP, this is BETTER than trips! Hairy balls it is!
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>>685076020
>eternal bleeding
Idiot.
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Hairy Nutsack.
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Tarantino Tulip.
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>>685077000
oh my god
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>>685077000
you wasted your oportunity

also rolling for macduff
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OP is a fag...
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>>685077000
That's a great name 10/10
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>>685076778
Quads speak faggot
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Hairy Nutsack..
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>>685076948
fuck you double fake OP, trips of get the FUCK out of my board. Keep rolling
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BANQUOO
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>>685077173
Too bad OP is a faggot and won't name is spoder it
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>>685077000
OP you are fucking REQUIRED to name him this whole post
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Señor Dickerson
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Dumb Fucking Faggot Spider McNiggerfag
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>>685077000
the spider has spoken! WINRAR!
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Hairy Nutsack .
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>>685077000
What a fucking waste
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"Macduff" come one
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tripantula
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MACDUFF
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>>685077147
NO NO NO, OP asked for trips and this IS trips!
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>>685069786
Boaty McBoatface
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Hairy Nutsack ..
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>>685077373
It's only a waste of OP doesn't do it. I rolled fairly and won you sad little fuck.
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name it "Trips"
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>>685077309
OP YOU ARE REQUIRED
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>>685077513
but they weren't suggesting a name

I say Señorito Araña
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Hairy Nutsack
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>>685077000
Rerolling for this since OP is reaching higher levels of fag. Double trips don't lie
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whoever wants macduff is an idiot
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Speropolous
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Morita
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>>685077718
Roll
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no, double trips do not lie, but quads beat all!
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>>685077739
I want macduff and fuck you

what's your problem with shakespeare
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>>685077565
No.

Spidey McSpodeFace
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Hairy Nutsack

>Big table of spiders from a local convention
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Arañita
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>>685077682
<original reply
I WAS rolling for a name.
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>>685077777
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>>685077767
>>685077771
very cool!
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Hairy Nutsack.
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Limbs
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>>685069786
Name him
>john the great

Tripz get.
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>>685077718
op is should name after both trips. fag.
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Vajoobler
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so whats his name yo???
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>>685078029
rerawl.
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Hairy Minge
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>>685077971
nope!
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im trying again, name it Macduff
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DONALD "Trips" TRUMP
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>>685078029
rawl.
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>>685078029
I will get trips.
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Hairy Minge.
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>>685078029
I WILL GET TRIPZ
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>>685078144
REROLL FOR THE WIN
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>>685078029
LAST CHANCE TO GET TRIPS OR THE PUPPER DIES.
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>>685077978
Thanks, My dog actually is called Morita
it's like 'little blackberry' in spanish

And I roll for Peluda now
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REAL OP here.

IF nobody rolls trips, I'll go with the quad 6666.
All your replies have been amazing by the way, OP will deliver when it is over!
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There was already trips. Fucking OP is about to bring on the wrath of anennymaus
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>>685078310
fuck. I'm killing pupper.
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Spidey McSpiderFuckface
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>>685077952
Reroll

>Giant Bird eating Tarantula I almost got from the same convention
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>>685078333
WINNAR WINNAR CHICKEN DINNAR.
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>>685078333
WON WON WON WN WON
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Hairy Nutsack...
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>>685078361
President Donald Fucking Trump
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>>685078361
I already fucking rolled trips you faggot fuck!!!!!!!!!! You better name that fucking spoder after me or I'm going to find him and break all of his little hair legs!!!
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>>685078333
GG
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>>685078333
nigger
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>>685078433
having the pic would help
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>>685069786
My dad's tarantula was named Megadeath. He called it Meggie for short.
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>>685078442

OMG THAT WAS ME, I WON

BY THE WAY, 'Peluda' means 'hairy'in spanish
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Fucking bullshit. Fuck this thread and fuck you too OP. Quads is dubs, trips and higher you stupid faggot. Get the fuck off /b/ bitch
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>>685078552
I don't give a fuck. It should be named Hairy Nutsack you fucking faggots.
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>>685078496
im crying
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>>685078552
Fucking spic spoder?! This is total bullshit! I won the trips roll!!!!!!!! Four channel is a fucking joke!!! You're all a bunch of fucking babies!!! Just name the fucjing spider after my post you fucking cunty bitch!!!!!
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Name it Barnaby Jackminster
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>>685078236
stop.
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>>685078737
kek
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