How does anon eat his steak?
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How does anon eat his steak?
rare all day nigger
Medium rare
Medium well with lots of salt and seasoning but no steak sauce is the only way to go
well done just liker ur nigger mom
>>685007909
like how I eat your mom
pink and juicy
>>685007909
I hate the faggots who make pics like this. Eat your fucking meat as you like it. fuck what other people say.
>>685007909
Well done with ketchup on top
>>685007909
Medium/medium well. Anything else is a waste.
Medium well
>>685008427
kek
rare if its an average steak, blue rare if is premium meat
>>685008386
/thread
>>685008427
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>685007909
only way to eat a steak
Medium.
>>685008933
Nice dubs
Remember to say "Hi" to cancer from me
rare if ur not a fucking nigger
>>685008386
Basically this.
But after trying a well made rare steak. It's something everyone has to try if they get the opportunity. Fuckin juicy, and delicious.
WELL DONE NIGGERS
>>685007909
Worms still exist if it's not cooked thoroughly. This especially applies to Pork, which is full of worms.
>>685007909
Medium to medium rare is God tier
>>685008132
same
Medium rare
>>685007909
Raw
I have a question for those who eat steak the rare way, how dangerous it is? I really want to try it one day, but you know, the E coli and other bacteria they say that the rare steak could contain
>>685009481
Nigga you problaby eat ass, and yet you're scared of eating rare meat
>>685009204
must suck livin in a 3rd world country...
>>685007909
Medium. I hate that picture so much though. The steaks on the left are all overcooked on the outside and raw on the middle. When I cook steak I get it evenly pink throughout, not dark red in the centre with a band of grey around it.
>>685009481
Not dangerous at all if you're in a developed country. If you're American you should feel ashamed of yourself for even asking.
Depends on the meat
Usually Blue to Medium
Medium rare
anything past rare and you broke it.
also, op sucks cocks
>>685009247
same
>>685011666
Trips confirm both of Satan's statements are truth.
>>685009127
>he believes the meat cancer meme
>>685009204
>Proper cattle
>Worms
Fuck off vegan faggot. Stop spreading your bullshit lies.
Medium or medium well. It depends on the restaurant.
why do all you fags like rare steaks? I want my meat hot throughout, not just an outer layer on top of ice
>>685012842
>ice
You're doing it wrong.
Gotta go with medium rare.
>>685007909
Medium rare
>>685007909
Medium rare when with people
Blue rare when alone
Don't judge
Depend of the quality of the meat. If it's cafetaria quality i don't mind well done. But if it's high quality shit, blue rare niggers
>>685007909
I don't. Chicken and white meat is much healthier and doesn't make me feel like a fat cigar-sucking American snob after I'm done eating it. Enjoy your heavy-breathing, faggots.
>>685007909
burnt, we can never be safe enough
>>685007909
I like mine about medium nigger or a little more rare nigger. I like the bloods coming out.
>>685014149
Chicken is the most boring of the meats. Also most popular with niggers.
>>685007909
Depends on my mood and where I am. Sometimes Medium, sometimes Well.
wait, you're supposed to cook it ?
>>685007909
medium well or well done because i'm not a sub-human.
>>685009481
True facts. All bacteria dies at 55 or some celsius, the most resistant being salmonella which survives even a fridge. Worms die in heat, any will do.
>>685015214
*Most pathogenic
That's not factual at all...look up thermophiles dipshit
>>685015214
Still disgusting to enjoy bloody meat gushing in your mouth like some primitive creature, all the uppity fags that brag about raw steaks need a reality check.
medium done
Rare if it's like super high quality. Medium well in every other case.
>>685015582
Yeahyeah. Most pathogenic. All bacteria as in all that inhabits your food. We dont eat rocks you autistic fuck.
>>685016168
U wot m8
>>685007909
Server in a steakhouse for a year now.
Blacks and white trash always get their shit well done as fuck although it's only obvious trailer park trash that asks for their steak "extra' well done (essentially eating a hockey puck at that point).
Normal suburban white people and latinos just get theirs medium to medium well. Nothing much to add.
Asians like their shit rare which isn't super surprising when you think about it.
Occasionally I'll get that one weird white dude who wants their shit blue.
>>685007909
Well done because it's the only one that's actually done.
If I wanted to be a caveman, I'd just eat it raw.
You fucking uncultured niggers.
>>685007909
Black on the outside raw on the inside
I grew up eating steak well done or medium well.
>>685007909
Fully cooked like it sbould be
mold blue
>>685016897
Im that weird white guy, i just tell them as rare as they can legally bring it out.
>>685008933
That's not a steak, that's Paul Walker's corpse.
>>685007909
Why in the fucking world would you want your steak raw/semi raw?
You fuckers are disgusting. Enjoy your tapeworms.
>>685018937
Exactly anon
medium rare master race reporting in
I aim for an internal temperature of 60°C
Blue
Im vegan
>>685007909
In my country we use to eat it well made
>>685011666
Satan has spoken case closed.
>>685014446
The truth.
>enjoying anything less than medium
Do you people not have taste buds?
>>685007909
With a fork and knife.
>>685020322
Let me guess... Mexico?
>>685007909
Anything from medium rare to well done, prefer somewhere between medium and medium rare however.
>>685015582
lmao there's non pathogenic bacteria fucking everywhere on every bit of food ever you fucking retard
>>685007909
Rare
>>685007909
I like medium. I don't eat steak often but medium does the job. Although the one time I got filet mignon I got it medium rare. Delicious stuff.
I always used to order my steak well done as a kid, because it would freak me out when I'd cut into a steak that hadn't been properly rested and "blood" would ooze out onto the plate.
Somehow I gradually started having it more and more pink, and now I can't stand to eat a bit of grey beef. The only thing I miss about a well done steak though is the crust, because they used to arrive almost burnt and blackened on the exterior, and that was actually pretty tasty.
Typically I order medium in a restaurant, but when I cook at home I go a little more towards the medium rare because I have the control to get it precisely how I like.
>>685012088
It's proven that charred meat contain Polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, which is a carcinogen. Medfag here.
>>685020721
You haven't tasted a real farm chicken, i'm not talking about americunt bleached industrial chicken chit but real chicken living in broad daylight
>>685022723
Not the meat itself, but the charcoal used. Chemfag here.
>>685007909
In between medium & medium rare
I bite the cow, superfresh !
>>685007909
Lol where I live it's heressy every kind except medium well and up
>>685008386
This!
Stale copy pasta also implies all steaks are made equal. Not everything can be a porterhouse.
>>685023378
Nope. It's the fat and juices that react when it drip down on an open flame. The PAH then adhere to the meat. Also, amino acids, creatinine and sugars react at high temperatures, forming heterocyclic amines. Both PAH and HCA are mutagens
>>685023898
How carcinogen it is ?
>>685007909
>cooking your meat
>plebs
>>685024104
PAH and HCA in pure form are very carcinogenic. The levels in burnt/charred/blackened/whatever you want to call it is relatively low, but if you eat it on a regular basis, the chances of developing cancer are higher than normal
>>685012498
Worms in American meat. Enjoy.
>>685019592
Sous vide is the One True Way
>>685007909
I don't eat steak. Red meat kills the heart. #1 killer in America.
>>685025225
>not knowing what raw beef veins look like
>>685007909
Due to all the chefs in my city at local restaurants sucking balls at cooking steaks. I order mine medium well, and every time I get it, it's medium rare or slightly more cooked. So I think if I want to any establishment that knew how to cook steaks I'd be fine with medium rare.
>>685011815
same
>>685025336
Sugar and grains are what cause glycogen processing issues, and clog arteries. Red meat increases the ratio of good cholesterol to bad cholesterol.
>>685025975
Whatever dude. I don't need advice from some unqualified anon.
>>685007909
If you eat anything other than Medium and Medium well then you are either a bad cook or a Neanderthal.
>>685018606
Kek'd
>>685007909
all of them
>>685025975
Scientists have discovered the mechanism by which nutrients in beef, pork and lamb are transformed into molecules that harden and narrow arteries
Learning isn't hard retard.
>>685026674
living a healty life by depriving yourself of any pleasure in the name of science. Is science the new inquisition?
>>685027179
Living ignorant is bliss I hear.
>>685007909
well done with a pinch of ketchup for taste
usually wash it down with a nice box of franzia
>>685027328
pretending to be superior is more fun tho
>>685027328
i'm pefectly aware of the risks of eating a good steak; still opting for enjoying my time on this shithole planet. go back eating roots and bananas u fucking ape
>>685027631
>current year
>not consuming 30 bananas a day
the fuck is your problem?
>>685020276
Stay strong brotherman
>>685027631
I'm happy for your choice in cuisine. Why are you offended by mine? It's cute how small and stupid people like you are. You are personally offended by my life choices... LMAO , fucking loser.
>>685027900
You're the one in the steak thread, silly bitch.
>>685027978
You mad?
>>685026674
>lurk more
Stop being such a gigantic faggot
>>685027900
>Learning isn't hard retard
so i'm the one offended
>>685028036
extremely, proud of you. good troll vegan.
>>685028131
Well I promise I won't reach the epic levels of faggotry you swim in loser.
>>685016897
I'm that weird white dude
>>685028151
Damn is that butthurt all over your face son?
>>685028466
So when you swallow your bfs jizz are you still technically a vegan?
>>685028627
When your dad raped your ass when you were a kid, did he steal your virginity?
>>685028627
Well spoken, anon
Medium rare to medium.
>>685028754
you seem upset, possibly a lack of nutrition?
>>685014733
Fuck no, Spooker.
>>685016897
Weird white dude here. It causes my black wife no end of consternation.
>>685007909
Charred black - I like to taste the ash.
>>685007909
Beyond welldone kinda burnt throughout.
>>685007909
Medium rare, because restaurants make it blue rare if you ask for medium rade
>>685028754
Well spoken, anon
medium rare
Medium rare, faggots
you might as well be talking about eating babies if any of you think eating meat is natural or acceptable.
Well done with ketchup
>>685007909
My brother is an award-winning sommelier and the general manager of a top steak house. He says that if any customer ordered a steak well done or requested a bottle of ketchup, the person would be asked to leave. This is because it would be a supreme insult to the chef, and it's a lot easier to get new customers than to get a new top-rated chef, who are notoriously volatile.
Anyone who appreciates the taste of steak eats it blue. As long as the steak comes from a reputable butcher and hasn't been assembled with meat glue from dozens of animals, it's reasonably safe.
>>685007909
With a fork!
>>685029365
gtfo vegan chit
Rare is the only way. Sealed but still mostly red in the center. Any further than that and you've wasted the meat. It's up to you how you spend your money but it's stupid to spend a lot on anything past medium rare.
>>685029243
>being this assblasted over /b/
how new are you?
>>685007909
I like my steaks well done and my coffee black. Sue me
Usually with a knife and fork.
>>685025225
>>685029365
I fucking love eating babies. I gotta have my baby back ribs!!! I have 34 gf's who birth our food supply on a regular basis. I have a serious organic baby farm here feeding my women so we can make more babies to eat. FUCK YEAH. Baby steaks!
>>685011666
Satans word is law
>>685016897
My grandpa used to tell the server to wipe the cows ass, shave it's balls, and serve it to him.
>>685029497
67 years old on /b/ since 1967. Shut the fuck up newfag.
Rare or medium rare
Pinker than an Irishman sunbathing
>>685029525
Straight off the bone.
>>685029652
>typical vegan nonsense
Try taking the dick out of your mouth first next time.
>>685029739
>typical high horse nonsense
Try taking the horse cock out of your ass first next time.
>>685029885
you are so upset, what is your problem kid?
is your dad this big of a faggot also? where do you get it?
>>685009204
lmao and how exactly do the worms burrow through the solid meat and nest in the middle without visible marks?
>>685029629
>cow
>balls
???
>>685029885
>>685029977
yeah, a pussy like your old man. makes sense.
>>685025225
>assuming whatever those are wouldnt die and all bacteria be obliterated after you put it on a grill:/
Medium can still be delicious if it's cooked right (butter, garlic and rosemary in the pan with correct seasoning) since the butter soaks in, adds flavor and also helps retain the original flavor, but rare is always best. I'd rather eat a nice medium than a rare that's just been slapped in a pan on its own.
>>685029413
>>685029572
Wow real mature. Although I don't expect much development from a bunch of meat eaters.
If you eat meat you're basically a caveman
>>685030266
I own you little man.
>>685030379
I own your emotions. Stay mad.
>>685025225
how would you ever even know if it's american?
Thats just a picture of red meat could have literally been taken on the ISS for all we know faggot
Rare
>>685030442
fucking brutal
You grill steaks...
>>685030442
Thanks for proving my point. I own you.
>>685030599
fucking brutal
>>685027900
@steak_thread_vegan_pussy y r u here tho
>>685030652
>>685030599
kek, the best part is I don't have to samefag. (:
>>685030759
kek, samefag pretending.
alive
>>685029652
You'd be 50 you fucking tard
>>685025708
same
>>685007909
Anon likes XIR steak well done, thanks.
>>685030942
Same
Well done with ketchup
>>685030942
same
>>685030938
he's a vegan, in a second he'll accuse us of samefagging
>>685030942
SAME
>>685031069
You're a fucking monster.
Medium rare boi.
>>685030942
>>685031050
>>685031084
>>685031175
(You) lose. Your dad is a bitch, isn't he? That's why you're so triggered right now.
>>685030938
I'm 67 and have been on this website since 1967, learn to read tardo.
I prepare my meal with
>indigo blue rare steak. Spiced? Black pepper and tears
>I tenderize with my bc rich warlock guitar to "Nazi death camp standards"
>I lay one cigar on the side of my plate, a match, and a glass of pristine homemade vodka
>I crank up my vinyl player, opera at its finest
>eat steak with my bayonet, only the bayonet.
>Do I stop to breath after steak? Nope....vodka
>After perfect meal I smoke my cigar
>stroke my cat...he's a good boy
How men should eat....get on my level beta fags
>>685007909
Usually medium rare but, sometimes I mix it up. I'll just burn the fuck out of it sometimes and it's not that bad. Nice charred fatty stake.
I had never heard of blue rare before I think I will give that a shot.
Could it be unsafe?
>>685030355
Rather be a caveman than a vegan pussy bitch anyday
>>685031374
>why are you avoiding questions about your father
are you ashamed to admit something?
>>685007909
rare.. blue rare tho if im a fancy pants place that is known for steak.
>>685031377
>not eating raw cow while listening to freeform jazz and jerking off violently
Sure is beta in here
100% grade A pussy just like your father. I pity you.
>>685008657
yes
>>685031069
It's not the holocaust you don't have to put ketchup on steak. You're not eating rice and maggots anymore.
>I'm actually just joking I've never tried that but I might. You're right it would probably be best if it were with a well done steak.
>>685031388
its fine as long as the meat hasn't been sitting out for so long as to allow bacteria to penetrate the meat or sat in warm water(yeah people do this). the searing should be sufficient to kill any surface bacteria.
>>685031747
100% grade A pussy just like your father. I pity you
Medium rare because I'm a man
Anyone who eats his steak any more cooked than this is a fucking beta faggot.
>>685031377
Studies show that eating the paint off of BC Rich guitars causes cancer. You should use a strat
>>685030355
When is the last time you ate meat?
>>685007909
in between medium rare and medium. i get choice cuts (from lancaster, which is pretty much premium anywhere else), and I like them that way. if i get a 6lb piece of prime rib roast, i'll do that up rare as fuck. lord have mercy.
>>685031888
Thanks I didn't know that.
I think sometime I will try cooking a steak to where I can burn the outside pretty good. Get it
slightly charred anyway. But find a way to do it so the inside is still super rare.
>>685008132
Also an acceptable answer.
>>685007909
Depending on my mood I'll either get rare or medium rare. I could use a steak tonight...
>>685007909
raw
>>685007909
Rare or medium rare depending on the place. Want to enjoy the flavor of the meat.
>>685010368
>gf from Lebanon
>here eat this
>what's this
>completely raw beef, seasoned
>we eat it all the time its fine
>still alive
>>685008132
this
>>685007909
Steak is for faggots - mmmmm fatty gristle.
>>685018937
What 3rd world country do you live in , annon?
>>685024643
Also contains beta-Caroline a very beneficial neurogenesis, anti-depression
No thanks, I'm vegan
>>685033520
USA.
>>685033188
And then you blew up a school bus full of Israeli schoolchildren together.
>>685007909
I'm a vegan, faggot.
>>685008027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vifYelSTlMo
medium rare
rare is also fine, but resturants tend to suck and therefore overcook or undercook it just a little, and i dont want a rare steak undercooked
>>685033749
And nothing of any value was lost that day
>>685033817
vaggot go to auchswitch
>>685033817
>Vegan
>Calls OP faggot
>>685007909
I don't bother. I'm a terrible cook.
>>685033923
*auschwitz
>>685015607
Fucking nigger YOU need a reality check. Humans are just smart animals, your fucking ancestors ate mammoth they killed with spears.
Rare.
>>685018937
You should try it at least one time just to see if you like it.
Or else
>>685017013
Rare because it's the only one that's actually done. If I wanted to eat a handbag, I'd just eat it well done. You fucking uncultured niggers.
>>685020932
>Probably never tried it
>>685008132
preseasoned, vacuum sealed overnight, cooked medium rare and served after a 5 minute rest.
>>685023001
Yea, because we don't farm chickens in America. Like we don't like in a society full of people that grow or hunt there own food.
Well done
>>685020276
Thanks for letting us know. You run marathons too?
>>685034882
American's have chicken rape farms. Fucking disgusting how you people fuck your chickens.
>>685025225
I don't think anyone would eat that steak rare even if they new what was on it. Sometimes things are just visually discouraging.
Plus they are dead. Its like a vaccine that way. What is the nutritional content of a dead worm. Sounds good
>>685025657
You might have better luck if you go when they aren't busy.
>>685035003
I swim daily, take antioxidants, multivitamins, eat my corn and peas. I also drive a Prius. In every way better than you
I didn't like steak when I was a kid because my dad would scorch the shit out of it. Tried it once when it wasn't practically burnt like I was used to having it and loved it. Now I fuck with medium rare all day
Steak tastes like dead animal, fucking gross.
Well done.
>>685035266
>>685035003
I also kill myself everyday for choosing the path I took.
>>685026674
A lot of food causes heart disease and other health problems. That is why you are supposed to pay attention to how much and of what you eat. This includes vegans
>>685035266
>>2016 and you're not riding a bike?
>>Enjoy your neon pee Carbon creator
well done and sometimes raw
>>685035981
Enjoy your dad's cock, cum guzzler.
>>685036322
why can't vegans take a joke?
>>685036580
Why can't cannibals?
>>685033892
maybe it is just because they have to cook 100 steaks everyday while they are doing 20 other things and some steaks aren't going to come out just as planned.
Maybe you should use your head instead of just spitting words out of your mouth.
>>685037077
im not eating human stupid idiot ass hoele fatgot
>>685037110
easier said then done
>>685037651
You're right it's always going to happen.
I only said it because I was trolling and used to work at a restaurant. It seems like the harder someone has to work the less they get respect/pay.
>>685007909
Somewhere in between Blue Rare and Rare. Saute some shrooms and drown the steak with them and I'm a happy man.
I need to get a steak tomorrow now.
>>685037584
You mad cannibal? why can't you take a joke?
>>685008933
You deserve to be raped in prison. That cow gave its life so that you could enjoy some nice, juicy steak. And what the fuck do you do? You practically cremate it.
On behalf of that poor cow: FUCK YOU!!!!1
>>685038313
I am jot man shut ur tin can before I have to dk sometihng ill regret
>>685010324
Why don't you just eat a fucking salad then?
Rare has flavor.
>>685007909
I'm really curious about something. Why is medium well the only one described as "past the point of no return"? Every steak when you start cooking can't return, there's no uncooking steak. Once it hits rare there's no going to blue rare or raw, once it hits medium there's no going back to rare. Every steak is past the point of no return since cooking only works in one fucking direction.
Also medium rare or medium depending on the cut.
>>685035003
Nah, but I do run shorter distances from the 800m-20k, and I cycle.
>>685007909
I eat two things pussy, and vagina. I don't cook either one but they get hot alright.
>>685025975
Wrong, processed sugar and grains are horrible, but red meat is even worse. The best thing to do is avoid red meat and only eat unrefined sugars and grains such as ones in fruits or things like quiona respectively.
>>685039460
I runs a lot. I have trouble being consistent though. I'll stay at it for two weeks then fall apart for two weeks and repeat. Usually long distances but sometimes short to work on pace alone or whatever.
>>685039741
Man the middle school near me doesn't go on summer break til next week you faggots are getting going early this year.
>>685030195
So, cattle can't be traps too?
Bigot
Rare is best. Anything past medium and it's ruined.
>>685007909
However the fuck anon wants to eat his steak.
>>685039983
I'm 29, I just said that because, I thought it might make someone laugh.
>>685007909
Rare-Medium rare
>>685007909
I don't because I'm not a degenerate who wants colorectal cancer, diabetes, heart disease and others.
SHE eats it off of the back of your dead grandmother.
medium rare
>>685040182
I second this. I ate canned silkworms once and prefer my steak anyway it gets cooked deliberately or by accident within reason of course.
>>685040241
Don't worry, maybe someday you'll get to highschool just keep trying till then.
>>685008132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXgYivQlqBU
Love medium rare
>>685040374
I'm a rather callous person, This is gross.
>>685007909
Blue like it was intended
the thought of eating raw meat seems repulsive to me.
>>685007909
I'm a naturalist so I eat meat raw like god intended.
Cooked
>>685007909
well done
I don't like the taste of raw meat
>>685007909
Rare but charred with Guinness on the outside.
>>685007909
>medium
>not the perfect steak
You extremists need to hang yourself.
>>685040915
That is evolutions way of getting you to not do things that could get you sick.
It's also why you don't like the smell of dead things or the sight of grotesque images in some cases.
>>685039946
Well if you don't have a goal race at the end of your season it's pretty difficult to not plateu. What I would suggest is training for a race starting from base training, and finding a race for the end of the season. So maybe you'll have a race in 18 weeks or so, do 10-12 weeks of slow, aerobic training while building your mileage slowly every week, and then transition to anaerobic training for the remaining weeks since you'll have the base and you'll have a higher ceiling for improvement, equaling a longer time to plateu. Just remember to not keep the same routine or your body won't have anything to improve. For example: I train for xc season from the beginning of July to end of December, have a week or two of rest, then start it all over again and slowly build my mileage in track season from January to June.
>>685015607
>implying we aren't primitive beasts like everything else
>>685007909
>blue-rare hard to chew
Idk what's up your teeths americans fatties but I can eat through raw meat like it's butter
>>685007909
I like medium well
>>685041366
I object, speculation your honor.
>>685041257
My resting heart rate drops dramatically when I am in stages where I run.
I can also focus better and have a better mood.
>>685007909
medium rare
and jack on the rocks
make it snappy
>>685042190
Congratulations, your parents raised an idiot.
>>685007909
Rare master race. Super hot grill + short cook time = mouthgasm
>>685042540
outside charred and inside bloody right?
>>685007909
rare. always rare
>>685042903
Not quite charred, but I love me a good maillard reaction.
But damn right I want blood on my plate.
>>685038895
rare has a shitty texture
I dont eat steak, im vegan
>>685008132
Only way to go
>>685008427
I am now triggered
Well done
