Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Wednesdays!
Our first scene from a hat:
>Weird things to hear when entering the bathroom
>>684968479
Pretty much anything other than awkward silence and the occasional muted cough is weird.
Yeah daddy! You fuck my turd!
>>684968566
1 point
>>684968577
69 points
>>684968479
Dad, stop!
Are you here for the gang bang
>>684968865
>>684968951
>>684969029
All good. 420 blazeit points.
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>Wrong things to say at a eulogy
This brown fish taste kinda funky...
>>684969177
He had it coming
>>684969177
Yeah daddy! You fuck my turd!
>>684969177
I love to Crack open a cold one
allahuakbar
>>684968479
"Hey, you're pretty good at that."
>>684969338
9000 points
>>684969361
69420 points
>>684969469
1000 points
>>684969526
911 points
>>684969570
187 points
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>Emo band song titles that went too far
>>684969638
New topic?
>>684969820
The ballad of Dylan and Eric
>>684969820
If you cut yourself, you're in our target demographics
>Work 12 hr night shift
>3 AM duty calls, let's do this
>Building is huge, lots of people work there. Have to find sanctuary
>2nd FL, no one goes in the back bathroom.
>Start taking righteous dump
>feelsgood.jpg
>Door opens, anus clinches
>Not one, but two men enter.
>They begin to have furious anal sex
>They high five as they walk out
>Wonder if they heard me jacking off
>>684969820
Cute without the e cut you wrists faggot
>>684969820
Razor blades and squirting veins.
>>684969820
End it all life is not worth it
>>684969820
I went across the street to see,
But down the road is for me
>>684969820
when my mother shat me into this shitty world dudes
>>684969820
I <3 Nihilism
>>684969917
>>684969930
>>684969979
>>684969981
>>684970006
>>684970063
>>684970111
>>684970164
all get 6 million points.
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>bad things to say at a job interview
>>684969177
I call the record collection
>>684970292
Any mention that you play video games
>>684969820
Just because i have black hair and cut my wrists doesnt mean that im going through a phase dad
>>684970292
Your tits are fantastic
>>684970292
What's a resume?
>>684970292
I love niggers
>>684970292
why yes my email is "[email protected]"
>>684970292
I had to quit my last job because I went to prison for rape.
>>684970292
ill fuck you for the job, I've already slept with the secretary and linda from HR
>>684970292
how much do you make ??
>>684970292
i dont really wanna do this, but mom told me too
>>684970292
I deapthroated a black man.
>>684970292
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>684970292
Are we done yet? My cross-fade is starting to clear
>>684970292
Im a brony
>>684970292
I got fired from my old job for "alleged" embezzlement.
>>684970292
There ain't nothing wrong with a lil' nudity at work, right pal?
>>684970292
"I know it took me six years to complete my B.A. in women's studies, but it wasn't my fault! My dad..."
>>684970292
Why is there a camera and a black couch?
>>684970366
50 points
>>684970390
69696969 points
>>684970393
100000 points
>>684970499
1488 points
>>684970503
10000000000000000 points
>>684970515
123456 points
>>684970516
42000000000 points
>>684970527
10000000 points
>>684970557
98765 points
>>684970569
666 points
>>684970649
Six million points
>>684970713
2000 points
>>684970725
49 points
>>684970752
1000000 points
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Things you don't wanna hear the pilot say
u nigger y rn't u tonguing my anus
>>684970900
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>684970900
theres the WTC in new york
ALLAH ACKBAR
>>684970961
wow, not only is your pilot a terrorist they're an incompetent terrorist
>>684970900
This flight comes with internal screaming and crying babies recording for the entire flight.
>>684970900
Does anybody have any duct tape?
>>684970900
"Steward, I'll take another gin and tonic please!"
>>684970900
We're gonna roll it, okay.
>>684970900
Why aren't the wheels folding down
>>684970900
Jet fuel cant melt steel beams
>>684970900
"I really shouldn't be flying. I'm like, so drunk right now."
>>684970900
Oh shit
>>684970900
"We will have a lay over in Syria before hitting Ukraine. We hope you enjoy your flight with Malaysian Airlines."
>Who's Line with Drew Carrey and not Clive Anderson.
Plebe.
>>684971298
>Plebe
Plen
>>684970900
Whats this blinking light?
>>684971359
>Plen
Sage
>>684971359
Plan
>>684971298
>4chan.org
>not 4chan.co.uk
>or whatever the fuck
Stay Muham-mad EUcuck.
>>684970961
>>684971010
>>684971094
>>684971132
>>684971147
>>684971204
>>684971205
>>684971238
>>684971239
>>684971281
>>684971287
>>684971417
5 points each.
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>Bad locations for the next GTA
>>684970900
This is your captain speaking. There's been a malfunction in the chairs that require us to remove them from the plane. You will be forced to stand up on our flight to Australia
>>684971433
>sage
thyme
>>684971475
Never Never land
>>684971475
Svalbard
>>684971475
White Haven Pennsylvania
>>684971475
Delaware
>>684971447
Not a UK fag.
Drew is the white equivalent of Carlos Mencia.
>>684971475
Syria, Baltimore, Ferguson
>>684971475
Dubai
>>684971298
Not everything with British people is better, kid.
>>684971475
Middle earth.
>>684971475
Console only releases.
>>684971475
London. Imagine how difficult it'd be to drive on the wrong side of the road
>>684971475
Alaskan Frontier
>>684971475
Mars as it is right now.
>>684971475
New Delhi
>>684971475
Ferguson
>>684971475
Swastika ontario
>>684971475
Gilligans island
>>684971475
Australia.
And I'm from Australia
Do a Barrel Roll
>>684971475
Portland, Oregon
>>684971777
Trips checked
That was a shitty topic folks. Let's move on.
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>Rejected TV Spin-offs
oh shit waddup!
>>684971475
Pittsburg
>>684971857
Joey
>>684971857
Anne Frank and Bill Cosby World
>>684971857
New spin off of worlds biggest loser, hungry hungry hippos
Dora the Home Cleaner
>>684971857
Salem's Trials
A show about Salem the Cat from Sabrina the Teenage Witch where he does cat things.
>>684971857
Any of the other 5 friends
>>684971857
The wonderful 40's sitcom of a married young couple - the Norm and Dee Show!
>>684971857
How I met your granny
>>684971857
Painting with Colin - feces masterpieces
>>684971950
This happened. Rejected != Cancelled
Grand theft auto: Rowanda.
>>684971878
oh shit waddup
>>684970292
what is your procedure on stalker allegations in the workplace ?
>>684971857
Dumb MTV "Reality TV" Series #467: Fuck You, You'll Watch It
>>684971857
That 10's Show
A SoL rom/com depicting life during WW1
>>684971857
Drew Carey's Improv-A-Ganza
>>684971857
Cat dog after dog died
>>684972091
but in a way it is tho
>>684972091
Don't mess with me, I'll strap you to a rocket and send you flying son
>>684971475
Topeka, Kansas
>>684971857
Cucked by an Angle
>>684972208
So... Cat-drag?
>>684970900
my name is Kirsty an Im your pilot today !
>>684971287
Kek!
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>If Friends was still on TV today...
>>684971702
Did I win?
>>684971857
Fear the walking Dead
>>684972513
It would still be shitty.
>>684972513
Can you believe we all still live in the same city? Our kids all live in the same city? And our grandchildren all live in the same city? And Ross and Rachel still haven't fucked?
>>684968951
Made me laugh out loud
>>684972513
Jennifer Anniston still would not have found love
>>684972513
>it's a crypt keeper episode
>Phoebe died
>Rachel is still hot
>Chandler and Joey are still roommates
>Ross lost his battle with depression
>>684972513
I would slit my throat
>>684972513
There'd be less teens saying they wish they lived in the 90s
>>684972513
hashtag friendship
they talk to each other via fb exclusively
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>Worst things to do/say while waiting in line
>>684972964
pull your dick out
>>684972964
the lines in auschwitz moved faster than this
>>684972964
"Taco Bell for lunch with that milkshake wasn't the best idea."
>>684972513
One of them would have a gender change, one would be disabled, and a loud fat black lesbian would be awkwardly inserted into the storyline
>>684973023
top kek
>>684972964
allahu ackbar.
>>684972964
>tap on the guy in front's shoulder
Hey, this is the line for the sex shop right?
>>684972964
Did I leave the oven on
>>684972964
>shit pants
>pretend you don't smell anything
>>684972964
Has anyone seen my pet tarantula? He's huge and hairy and he was just on my shoulder a second ago.
>>684968479
Hello and check this out
https://youtu.be/ZY2XH_E-F0I
>>684972964
>hope there isnt an oven or "showers" at the end
>>684972964
Is this the queue for the abortion clinic?
>>684972964
Have you guys heard about God? And his prophet, Muhammad?
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>things you can do at a talent show but not a funeral
>>684973767
forgot pic
>>684973767
Ventriliquism
>>684973767
>>684973812
be a newfag
>>684971878
Fuck off 9gag
>>684973767
Competitive eating
>>684973767
Masturbate without being judged
>>684973767
have sex with the host
>>684973767
Balloon animals
>>684973767
Laugh
>>684972964
I can't wait to take a shower, I have been feeling so gassy and hot water really clears me up.
>selling rune scimmy 25k
>>684974295
I did laugh at the last 2 funerals I was at... just covered my face to look like I was crying
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>Things you can say to your waiter, but not your gf
>>684974720
There's a fly in my soup you faggot
>>684974720
You don't need to make me a sandwich.
>>684974720
Check please
>>684974720
Here's your tip.
>>684974720
Stick the tip up your ass
>>684974720
Heres 100€ thanks and goodbye.
>>684969820
Remember kids, sideways for attention and longways for results.
