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Each dubs will decide my breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a week,

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Each dubs will decide my breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a week, starting with Monday's breakfast and ending with Sunday dinner. Im very interested to see what ill eat.
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Chewing gum found stuck to the underside of a bench at a bus station
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>>684947089

chef boyarde
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Jewish forskins
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>>684947089
Your own feces
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Bleach
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The most expensive meal at the most expensive restaurant in your area
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Nothing.
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>>684947671
rolling
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>>684947089
Haribo sugar free gummy bears
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Farts. Tube from your ass into your mouth.
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Waffles
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1 M&M that has been boiled, you also have to drink the water it was boiled in
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All the burnt scrap at the bottom of your stove, microwave, and toaster oven
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this
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Your own shit
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orange juice and toothpaste for breakfast, mcDonalds for lunch and dinner
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>>684947089
two onions
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>>684947905
reroll
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Glass of orange juice
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>>684947927
REROLL
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This is now a don't get dubs thread
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>>684947944
winrar
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>>684947885
roll
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Buy fries from McDonald's and leave them in your car for 5 days and then eat them
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>>684947723
Reroll
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Glass of oj
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>>684948011
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1 marble
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>>684948088
>88
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2 pages from any magazine of your choice
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Your moms pussy
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Spaghetti O's with chocolate syrup
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A feminine penis
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Uncooked oatmeal
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OP IS THAT YOU?!
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>>684948166
>>684948199
WINRAR KEK
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>>684948389
>off by one
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Cock
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>>684948389
roll
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>>684948456
>off by one
>>684948389
>roll
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A can of chewing tobacco
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6 ounces of raw steak in a bowl of milk and microwave it for 5 minutes
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>>684948389
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2 glasses of orange juice
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Fish burger
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3 Jack's munchie meals from Jack in the Box
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>>684948556
Roll
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Your own jizz
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>>684948556
>>684948576
off by one
>>684948389
>roll
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>>684948600
Thanks m8
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Sandwich consisting of two slices of stale, moldy white bread and all of the boogers from everyone you know who you can get to contribute. You must try hard not just, "I asked, they laughed and said no way." You must shame yourself to the utmost degrees imaginable in asking, begging, for their boogers to make your booger sandwich. You must also add your own boogers to this sandwich. ALL OF THEM. That goes for everyone who contributes to your booger sandwich. Every booger in their nose goes in. If you do not clean utterly out the nostrils of at least three individuals including your own, you must trade this meal with that of the next day and try again until you make a proper, not-half-assed, booger sandwich. You will then eat it and wash it down with a nice tall glass of your own urine.
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Glass
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>>684947905
roll for this
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A cat from the local pet store
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Clean every car you can find's rims with a paper towel and eat the paper towel
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>>684948871
Roll for this
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I put the orange toothpaste and maccas all on Wednesday
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If this post is trips you have to put chick-fila Polynesian sauce on every meal you eat this week
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10 packets of ketchup from any fast food restaurant
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>>684948695
Roll
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>>684948695
Rollin'
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>>684948695
Rolling
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>>684948695
Roll roll roll!
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Tuna sandwiches with salad
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>>684948695
Roll for booger sandwich!
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Say something realistic like: the top wrapper off of a lunch able, but you have to throw away the whole thing and only eat the wrapper
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>>684949259
Roll sounds nice
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>>684947671
this , you are probably obese murrifag OP (or britfuck ^^)
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3 cans of catfood
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>>684949333
Trips?
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Haha no booger sandwiches tonight
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>>684949333
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eat your cum
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>>684947671
rolling, i want op to slim
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1 entire box of peeps that have been microwaved for 1 minute
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Be creative: 3 four inch strips of leather
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An egg boiled in piss
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Nevermind
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3 boxes of festive peeps covered in the cheapest American cheese money can buy, slathered in mayonnaise and mustard, then baked for 37 minutes at 250 Fahrenheit
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An entire bag of Captain Crunch without milk or anything to drink
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>>684949688
Fortunately that glass of urine is able to sit there until breakfast the next day
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Your welcome, I decided your Tuesday
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>>684949688
Holy crap, OP recanting on previously committed faggotry? This could be some next-level shit if delivery ensues.
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1 room temperature beer flavored with smoking cigarette ( you have to dip smoking cigarette to beer). I sometimes accidentally drop cigarettes to beer while drunk...
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eat ass
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OP how will you deliver evidance that you actually eat it?
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The most expensive vegetables and fruits for breakfast, really expensive sushi for lunch and for dinner you get expensive salmon.
Enjoy future poorfag!
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eat pussy
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hash browns
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Just so you guys know, I live in Australia, so my monday will be a bit earlier than yours
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>>684950238
re roll
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>>684950171
He will have to start threads three times a day starting Sunday with preferably video proof. And post screenshots of the schedule for context so people don't tell him to GTFO on the times when he's just drinking orange juice or whatever.
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>>684947089
>>684950266
there you go op
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>>684950179
lol roll for bankrupt op
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raw fish gollum style.
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Home made pudding with menstrual blood mixed in.
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2 gallons of lemon flavored water
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Home-made potato salad
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>>684950171
Probably photos and short videos
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Cum. Bucket of cum
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Homemade cheese from milf
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Sushi from any chain of your choice, or home-made if you can. However, replace the soy sauce with chocolate milk microwaved for 5+ minute. Leave wasabi as is.

You can eat the sushi as is, but you must dip each piece in a shitload of either one of these condiments.
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One entire cucumber dipped and covered in mayonaise
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>>684950598
Roll
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Some homeless mans vomit
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Nails without milk
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Nineteen pomegranates. Videotape yourself or someone else farting on every single one immediately before you eat it.
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Fifteen tabs of LSD.
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fingernails
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>>684950517
How will you eat pussy if your breath smells like piss and raw steak, OP
Also raw trout from your local body of water
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>>684950588
Fucking Winrar
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7 bananas that have been grilled in a George foreman grill
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>>684947609
Rolling
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>>684950866
Don't clean the grill OP
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looks like op is going to have nice friday
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Drink 1 cup of vegetable oil and 3 slices of whole wheat bread
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One eyeball from a dog you really don't like. Everyone knows at least one.
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tomato with potato
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17 ice cubes with salt
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Clumps of hair stolen from the floor of a barber shop.
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poo pee french fries
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A ham sandwich with toasted bread and melted provolone
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2 cans of tuna, plain
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1 olive.
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period blood pancakes
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>>684947089
Oatmeal with peanut butter
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1 acorn that you have kept in your ass for an hour
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Anything you like, but you must eat at least one whole feather with it. Feather can come from any bird, but cannot be less than three centimeters in length.
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An entire Time magazine dating from some time in the Bush administration.
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Cold french fries from the day before with cold meat and onions
with water
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1 entire container of coffee creamer, no coffee
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Ill wait another 5 minutes then ill wrap the schedule up
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>>684951992
Rerolling
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2 packs of raw hot dogs
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A mouse pad that's has been heavily used drenched in barbecue sauce
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Every of any one flavor of Mr. Freeze Freezepops in a package of fifty.
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YOUR FUCKING SKITTLES.
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>>684952240
Perfect
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3 gallons of orange sherbert ice cream that isn't frozen
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Cigarette ash.
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>>684952281
Roll
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Every single one of the packs of juicy fruit that your nearest gas station is selling
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cat
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A paper currency note worth "1" of whatever currency is used in your country.
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>>684947723
Rolling for tasty laxatives
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Update us OP!
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>>684952520
Roll
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1 gram of weed
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>>684952455
Check em!
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>>684952240
Rolling
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Shit and potato peels
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>>684952520
Reroll
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>>684947089

speed. (amphetamines).
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Okay guys, OP here, im gonna wrap it up, heres my meal schedule, ill try my best but I dont think i can deliver mom's pussy or LSD, but well see. See you guys on Sunday/Monday.
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>>684952393
Roll!
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Well op I hope you like gum and jaw pain
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>>684952686
Come on, i got dubs ONE SECOND after this post. Please include.
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>>684952674

rolling
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>>684952758

re-roll
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What is Saturday's dinner?
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>>684952830

speed
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>>684952863

godammit.
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What times are you posting results?
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Id like to see Soursop added to that>>684952686
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>>684952830
Ought to be cigarette ash, I rolled it at virtually the same time OP cashed out.
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or eat a live baby, preferably a niglet.
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>>684947089
Whole bowl of toe nails
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>>684952942
Actually, I take that back. The Juicy Fruit guy rolled much earlier, but was not included.
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>>684953083
Thank you! That's so you can get all the bad taste out of your mouth after this tasty week
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