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Kud claim
>Macho Man Randy Savage edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFbb7lAlD8A
>>684918557
Shh dont tell anyone
>jony wekman clemd
>>684920003
Forgot Pic
Miho claimed
Fuck its 230am
>>684920058
Who even are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6uTKPwVnNI
Milinda claim
>Still waiting on that story Shinoa...
Iowa claim
>>684919201
ah, Jibril. never talked to you but you seemed like a neat guy.
>>684919313
It's me dude when have I ever been wrong?
Claiming best girlie!
Rikka claimed
Fuck you Spike.
Shizuru get
>>684920103
Oooo ho ho ho ho HOOOO
Are you in for a treat
>Mizore checking in.
I've been busy today, but I got the image cap on that last thread! Goodnight!
>Mizore checking out.
still here
and
>>684920212
goodbye you
>>684920212
Oh, that was quick. Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Mizore.
>Shiro
>>684920058
>gif
i ain't moving mouse, positioning my finger overtop of the left side of the plastic plate, and moving my finger downards to trigger that image to open nigga
>>684919313
Oh shit haha, Sounds like when I asked what clannad was. I'll look it up tho, and no problem mang :D
>>684919337
exaaactly, don't send the service after me pls
>>684919378
you pulled one all nighter and now your sleep is fucked? was it like a multiple nighter? haha
>>684919387
Well yeah, but not in that way nam sayin?
>>684919397
>fuck her till she farted
wha? I mean I agree, but just never heard that before lol
>>684919431
noice
>>684919674
How so? they wanna kill you or something? haha
>>684919696
True, but I like my gifs, the only ones I have are a smug, a drinking one, and two upset ones. But I always notice how people sync their posts perfectly with the pic/gif
>>684919807
Gun game was aight, you take that back. also goodnight! Sleep well :)
Claiming
>>684916221
>>684917437
The maki as nico arts are too cute!
>>684916913
>trumps saying about Mexicans here
>>684917238
Yes. They are and lewds are only to keep you from sinful temptation
>>684917754
How's the concert? :^)
>>684920117
And me to do the pic
>those were cringe times..
Believe it or not, the mall I went to has a movie theater big enough for a few floors. So we went there and posed out in front of the theater and people were laughing and taken pics but we didn't care because masks. Yes ever superman had a mask because he was too afraid to show his face (he's kinda shy but gets crazy when you get to know him kind of guy)
the ringer leader (flash) told everyone who's waiting in line that we're about reenact the fighting scene. They all had a good laugh then went a bit silenced. After that, we even each other out and ran towards each other fake hitting each other and doing wrestling moves. After a free minutes of fun, the main guy in the mall told us to remove the masks and get out. We were lead out by the security cops. Asked if they watched us and they said "yes we had a good laugh for you kids acting dumb. Made our day. Thanks. Would let you tell to go fight else where but I'm not the guy running the mall. Sorry" we went home after that and day was good
>>684920211
Fuck you and your not gifs.
>>684920309
Nah
>>684920478
Go back to sleep moogs! If Azusa, welcome back.
>Shiro
>>684920483
>rattle
>>684920483
I love you too, you weird short thing with no depth perception
>>684920309
nah, i'd just be embarrased to meet someone on the streets and think "oh damn, it's that person i keep annoying"
>>684919741
Will do! Fine, we can trade the title every now and then kek.
Don't want to reopen closed wounds, but I know you did all you could. Maybe you don't think it was enough but that's no reason to believe this is divine punishment or something. You tried and that's all that matters <3
>>684919800
Kek, that's the most important part. Nice save.
>soft Maki
Kek is this my nickname?
>Best idol claimed
>>684920309
im not a spy koko
>>684920614
>Rattle rattle
>>684920638
Lol <3
>>684920621
Hey you're still up!
Rory claimed.
Doctor says we just gotta wait and see until a colonoscopy.
Fuck.
Gonna hop off for a while and try to get a little studying done.
>Don't talk to me if I come back in the next thirty minutes
>>684920764
>>684920700
>Is this my nickname?
Well from me it will be, hope you like it because I aint changing it
>>684920820
Go go little Kud, go and study your brains out. Yes maam
>>684920435
Oh god, the never ending concert. But I worked a beyonce concert last night so that one was waaay nicer haha and what is this story? it sounds like you guys had a kickass time
>>684920534
Isn't she supposed to be like...crazy or something? Thats the appeal?
>>684920666
Nice trips satan, and eh, as long as you don't do anything about it I dont think it would be super annoying heh
>>684920742
I know, secret agents aren't spys tho
>>684920827
woah hey
>>684920666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hdxuRCMh0I&list=PL4580A80E4DD5E1E9
>>684920940
So any plans for today
>>684920123
kek fair point...
>>684920309
Yeah go check it out. Im really enjoying it. Reminds me of Arpeggio of Blue Steel.
>>684920435
>And me to do the pic
What pic?
>cringe times
Now im very curious... kek
topkek you sound like someone I would love to chill with in real life. That shits funny.
>>684920700
>trade
Noooo, its all yours qt <3
>closed wounds
I only wish they were closed... Thanks friend. Your helping me more than you know.
>>684920103
owait i was supposed to link to you..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WdUs19Y-lY&index=33&list=PL4580A80E4DD5E1E9
lets start you off with not his first video because those are pretty bad
>>684920940
fair enough, i guess anxiety just gets to me too much.
>>684920813
Something the matter Rory?
Claw claim
>>684920940
She can still be cute while being a insane psycho
>Fubuki claimed
>>684920813
Just gonna take look at your colons....
>>684920827
Would you like me to get the hambahgah?
>>684920940
Me and friends reenact the fight scene of avengers before getting kicked out of the mall
>>684921143
>what?
You'll know very soon....
Lol we'reout of college, just around 18-20 doing shit like this lol
>>684919856
Claims all round.
>I await
>>684921362
>>684920309
Haha, in a way yes. Let's just say I've been trying to beat that record :^)
>>684920435
Damn straight. Also, I just got another Honoka! Idolized cards here we go!
>>684920915
No quarrels here m8.
>>684921143
But it's only fair we do that.
Don't mention it <3
>>684921211
Doctor said no cancer, but until my bowels improve we cant do anything, so I have to wait until November for anything to really change.
>recently upped my dose of an immunosuppressant to stupid levels
>currently on one half of the abortion inducing drugs
>I feel fine while my bowels are showing inflammation
So there is nothing I can do but sit tight and do the same things Ive been doing the last year.
>>684921362
I get them done yearly, around mid Nov / early Dec.
>>684921604
>
>>684921700
Fuck your hamburger!
>>684921362
Shinoa... What are you planning now... I swear...
Same age range as me. I turn 20 in 11 days.
>>684921613
But you deserve the title. After all, your the top tier qt. <3
I don't think I ever added you on that game! I don't have any good cards yet though... :/
gonna go play Skyrim. bye
>jenny
>>684921613
Good!
Well soft Maki and the rest of you guys I am gonna go to bed. Night all
Well. I'm doing this... No one will certainly ever think of this.
>>684921978
Sup Spike
>>684922027
Just about everyone in the thread is young. Og god I feel old.
>>684921305
>>684921331
>>684921418
Hello
>>684921604
But I'm flat chested
>>684921700
Oh damn
>>684922027
Turn 20 in July
Hehe....
>>684922245
Enjoy your sleeps
>Rory-sama
>>684922245
NightNight frenemy!
>shinoa
>>684922341
Oh my god YOU HAVE NO TITS
orite you're like a 200 yr old teenager... Reminds me of that one vampire book where lestat and the one guy bite the little girl and shes a little girl forever and hates them for it....
Your plotlessness is not my fault and neither are your chicken legs stop blaming me!
>>684922433
>>684922027
Too modest for your own good~
Wasn't even sure if you had it, nice. Don't fret, all of my good cards were lost when I had to re download the app.
>>684922245
Sleep tight Rikka who I now need a nickname for.
I seek attention!
>>684922341
If you don't mind me asking, could I get a different image for me to draw of your waifu on ms paint? The one you posted is pretty hard for me as I'm like a novice as some would say.
>>684921978
>not having a hamburger
>>684923228
(you)
>>684922433
Hey there
I dont tink we have talked before
>>684922027
>>684922433
I turn 27 in June....
has anyone claimed nyarko yet? if not CLAIMED
>>684923505
Who?
>>684921040
Well seeing as its midnight not really haha, just gonna hang out, you got any plans for tomorrow?
>>684921143
Probably gonna sound like an idiot again...but Arpreggio of Blue Steel? haha
>>684921184
No worries, I get like that as well :P
>>684921310
True, not sayin she aint cute. But I don't think the MOE style suits her imho familam
>>684921362
kickass! but you said you had a flash?
>>684921418
Sup mech
>>684921613
And what would that record be?
>>684922123
Later mang
>>684922323
You eatin soap boi?
>>684923146
How?
>>684923310
Maybe a greet and that's it tbh
>>684923443
Senpai!
>>684923505
You're good homie
>>684922717
>960 years old
>superior to any vampire
Need to get sone things right my man.
Have a magic skirt moment.
>>684923615
Yes sir I did
>shinoa
>>684923228
Here ya go
>>684923659
>lots and lots of sucking
>>684923615
seeing as its midnight tomorrow is 2 far ahead to plan out
>>684923615
>Mech
That sounds... familiar...
>>684923722
Nice flips bruh
>>684923850
>Wew
>>684922341
kek how old are you Rory?
>>684922433
Nice!
>Hehe....
Your scaring me now...
>>684923214
Oh hush qt
Yeah. Ive only had it for a little bit though. My only good cards are a SR Nozomi and a SR Eli
>>684923443
Miho you old... kek jk jk
>>684923615
Kek I didn't expect you to know that one. I would be surprised if anyone here has seen it. If you are okay with CG animes thats a really good one.
>>684923271
I wish koko had a hamburger pic :c
>>684923722
Nice loli
>>684923743
How come though? Not hatin, just wondering why haha, but thats cool though, pretty gay that you got kicked out
>>684923850
You wouldn't dare sully me! Would you?
>>684923659
>>684923982
>>684923910
>2 far ahead to plan out
My man! I don't plan things out either. Too much stress when it comes to plans
>>684923955
I bet it does, hows it goin man?
>>684923982
>CG
eehhhhh ill try it. Not a huge fan but if its nice then I'm down haha
>>684924134
>sully
>you make cum a few times
>>684923998
>>684924134
>>684924351
>
>>684923982
>>684923214
>
>>684923998
I will only say this once. Youtube times..
Lmao the security had a good laugh but when the big boss showed up, they had to do their jobs
>>684924351
>make
>may
>>684924520
>Shiro
>>684924351
I like were this is going
>>684924351
I few times? In one session?!
>>684924351
>>684924731
This ship doe
>>684924520
>>684924712
Don't encourage the bun! It's been some time since it happened!
>shinoa
>>684924280
yeah letting it flow feels better
>>684924280
I-I don't know. I can't remember...
>Mech?
>Why is this familiar...
>>684924731
WEW LAD
>>684923615
Most consecutive days making it past 1:00 without dropping face first onto the keyboard.
>>684923982
Well with all the new update, you're bound to get something. I'll let it go this time~
>2 SRs
Kek, only have rares.
>>684924351
O shit.
>>684924537
Haha, is this the "new material"?
>>684924401
Don't pretend you don't like that toddler loli
>>684924537
youtube times? was this not recent? and is this somewhere I can watch on the tubes?
>>684925009
exaactly, what kinda music you listen to usually? Right now i'm gettin a jack johnson kinda feel haha
>>684923850
>>684924351
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>684925214
High school loli thank you
The lewd in this thread
>Miho
>>684925214
whatever sounds good
>>684924856
You're enjoying this aren't you?
>>684924894
Should I be terrified?
>>684925114
Don't! Stop it!!
>>684925181
Yes lol and don't encourage the bun!
>>684925214
No lol. Fuck that. We deleted everything back in 2012
>>684925114
Because that's what you are. what we all are. You opened my eyes to the truth
>>684925181
and how many days would that be? and what time do you usually wake up? I'm guessing your an early riser? haha
>>684925506
Going to enjoy every second of this *graps popcorn*
>>684924162
kek.
>>684924280
I dont like CG but this show was actually really good. At least in my opinion... kek The first episode is kinda dull. It picks up in episode 2 and 3. If you love explosions and military tactics, you should enjoy it.
>>684924537
Oh shush Shipmaster... kek
>Youtube times
I want this link now... I warn you, Im good with computers... I could probably find it anyways...kek
>>684925181
I hope so. The new update is kinda confusing... kek
You should add me on there. I added Shinoa awhile back.
>>684925506
>deleted everything
Nothing on the internet is deleted forever friend... ;)
>Time for some "research"
>>684925506
>You'll be cumming so much you wont have time to think
>>684925506
Was bored so made this for ya friend.
>Shiro
>>684925427
For real? lol, and hey, don't knock the baby loli. I'm not into loli myself but whatever floats the boat
>the lewd in this thread
Oy vey goyem
>>684925485
>whatever sounds good
Same, I don't know how people only like one genre. For me it depends on what kinda mood i'm in
>>684925506
cmaaaaannnn, just the one?
>>684925545
I don't remember you... yet I feel as if I know you.
>I am not a mech, I'm...
>...
>What am I?
>>684925846
And here. We. Go.
>>684925919
You mispelled cancer
>>684925997
sorry :(
>Shiro
>>684925761
>explosions and military tactics
I'm fuckin in! I love those types of animus as you could probably tell by my waifu haha
>>684925919
I like that gif
>>684920286
only like 100kb its just a still gif
>>684920940
Ayy there you are. Was wondering where you disappeared to
>>684925962
yeah i just like stuff and how do you feel about young koko?
>>684925962
I was joking
>>684925596
I know your pain now ;_;
>>684925761
>>684925962
NO
>>684925846
I don't know if I should be happy for this or scared that lewd you is coming back
>>684925919
I love it! Is there a tutorial on how to make it?
>>684926369
Paybacks a bitch
>>684926369
>I'll stop
>>684925506
Keep that fresh OC coming.
>don't encourage the bun
Oh no fuck that, it's your turn now :^)
>>684925545
It's been around 3. Wake up at 6:30 for classes. Got a few that I can nod off in so it's all good.
>>684925761
Eh, it's certainly a fresh take on things.
>You should add me
How could I not <3
>336919581 is code
>>684926369
Honestly, very simple.
1: Go to here: http://en.bloggif.com/effect
2: Choose file and select 'shaking', then download finished image
3. Go to here: http://ezgif.com/optimize
4. Up speed to your liking, download it
>>684925990
Remember, you are a mech, and I am your friend
>>684926219
ayyyy, new fone who dis
>>684926243
nice wank?
>>684926248
I like stuff as well, about young koko? Like how do you mean? like do I think shes hot or something?
>>684926277
Oh yeah me too! totally joking lol how are you doin dude?
>>684926624
Of course select download without logo for bloggif.
>Shiro
>>684926639
Fine just sitting here kind of bored with a friend in my TS.
>>684926639
no its just ive never seen her in your pics
Got some studying done but I'm ready to crash...
I'm off tomorrow so I'm sure I'll being seeing you all again before we even know it!
>Remember, this is /waifu/
>Where the rules are made up and the ships don't matter
>>684926120
Haha im the same way.
Now I feel like the idiot... I have no idea what your waifu is from... Srry m8
>>684926369
>TooLate.png
>You deserve this for all the teasing... kek
>
>>684926530
Thats true. I will add you right now!
>>684926369
why not? werent you wearing masks?
>>684926530
6:30 for classes? FUCK what are you taking?
>>684926639
Your... friend.
>I can't remember who I was
>Please, tell me who I am and what happened
>>684926894
>Ships don't matter
Now that's mean
>>684926462
Is it?
>>684926478
Did I tell you to stop? I don't remember saying so
>>684926530
I will homie. Will take some time since she's pretty new
>>684926624
Thanks homie. I will haveany uses for this
>>684926894
Take care kud!
>>684926909
>>684926956
YOU WILL NEVER FIND IT!
>>684926894
Whose ship is it anyways?
Have a good night, Kud.
See you later.
>>684926986
How do I send gifs through text messages? Some of them work but some only send as imaged. I've tried a couple keyboard apps but I couldn't send my own, I had to choose from their shitty selection.
>>684923982
26. I turn 27 next April.
>>684926894
>The ships are like the difference between an American beer and sex in a canoe. There is none, they're both fucking close to water.
>>684927125
>>684926986
>
>>684926839
Bored aint bad haha, aint it like, 2:30 there? you aint sleepy?
>>684926841
ah yeah I see, I dunno. I think I got one, but I go off google images and pick what looks nice
>>684926909
For real? you should check it out dude! the show is Jormungand. Pretty badass military type shit
>>684926639
Is Red. Welcome back.
>Red
>>684927591
Its 3:30am here. Yes and no. My brain is awake but my body is tired.
>>684927591
ah ok
>>684927072
Oh yeah? Wanna bet?
>>684927297
Nice. Your not too much older than us though.
>>684927591
Im gonna go put that on my list. I will start it right after I finish Mirai's anime.
>>684927208
What else have you tried?
>>684927125
>
>>684927297
Oh my~
>>684928033
Fuck you and your dubs
>>684928352
My name is bow chika bow wow
and i plow the brown cow now
woop woop
woop
woop woop
>>684928410
FUCK YOU
>>684926909
Looking forward to it.
>>684926956
Kek, yeah be at school by 7:45. Primary classes are AP Literature and AP Bio.
>>684926986
Take all the time you need :^)
>>684928352
>ThisIsPayback.gif
You know you deserve this for all the teasing friend :)
>Milinda
>>684928472
anybody seen that gif of the dog in a chair rocking from side to side and its starts with my name is
>>684928410
>>684928352
>
>Shiro
>>684928634
Me too qt <3
That pic is too cute!
>How do you have this many cute pics?!?!
<3
>Milinda
>>684928410
These?
>>684928634
I will ',:^)
>>684928658
Fuck.
>>684929171
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING DISGUSTING
GIRLS ARE GROSS
>>684929171
WEW LAD HERE WE GO
>>684929171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v06xTJaR7s
>>684929341
OH SHIT IT'S THE COPS
EVERYONE HIDE YOUR UNDERWEAR!
>>684929341
its ok spike. It will be over soon
>>684929341
You gay or sumtin
>>684926984
You were a mech, they wiped your memory
>>684927072
I'll share an old video of mine if you share yours
>>684929517
MAKE YOURSELF DECENT
>>684929521
IT WILL NEVER BE OVER DONT YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME
>>684929548
YOU'RE DISGUSTING STOP THAT
>>684929521
P.S. WHY IS THAT EYE SO FUCKING HUGE IM TRIPPING OUT
>>684929633
>>684929633
well what do you want me to do
>>684929733
just is i guess
>>684929739
GRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS
>>684929803
I DONT KNOW KILL ME MAYBE
>>684929633
B-but i was already decent?!
How do i make myself more decent? Wear a coat like yours?
>>684929171
Give me a week, I will find it for you. and everyone will see it... ;)
>Milinda
