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I suppose I'm feeling better now edition.
>>684911120
>suicide watch
The fuck happened?
still here
and
>>684911495
good
Claiming
How is it going fellow waifus
Mine
>>684911120
Mundane. Enough about me, homie. We're all worried about you
>>684911342
Shit I meant shiro! Kud does little drawing on paper!
>>684911495
Not trying to steal your thing, Shiro! I do doodles of different waifus when I'm bored during my three hour class. It started with Jenny last week and I did Shinoa today.
>>684910652
I honestly think a lot of that looks more prevalent online than in real life. I don't go many places other than universtiy, but even that is pretty chill as far as SJW bullshit goes.
>>684912099
That was a mistake in my part!
>shinoa
>>684912099
I don't believe I saw that, mind if you could post that?
>Shiro
Milinda claim
>>684911696
Long story. Was feeling down, made a stupid decision and I regret it. They let me out of the hospital this morning.
>>684911133
Thanks Shinoa
>>684911921
Im okay now friend. Honestly hearing about how you all are doing is helping me feel better too. I want to hear whats new with all of you.
>>684912099
I'd be more comfortable at the smaller con later this year, it's alot more chill
sachi claim
>>684912278
Here you go!
claimin
>>684912099
We have our drawfags
>>684912393
You got anyone to talk to?
>hugs the shit out of you
>>684911921
>>684912542
Nice man. I wish I was any good at pen/pencil and paper art.
>>684912542
Her nose jej
>fubuki claimed
Good morning everyone, how are you doing today?
>>684912418
>Rattle
Shizuru get!
>>684912393
Ok if that makes you feel good. Lemme tell you a quick story of how I got kicked from the mall yesterday. Also panicked when driving because I thought I forgot my car keys at home
>>684911495
please stop posting your shitty version of my Shiro
>>684912394
So what con you talkin about
Is there ine coming to dallas soon
UR WAIFU A SHIT
>>684912947
A-kon and Afest, both in the summer
>>684912393
My cat got a tooth pulled today so he's running around pissing himself and bumping into the walls. They may have given him too much medication. Either way it's been entertaining!
>>684912708
>implying I'm good
I just do it for fun. Tired of never having any drawing ability for 20 years so I doodle when I get bored. What you saw there is about the best I can do, and that was just copying the reference
>>684912393
Of course you god fired for trying to suicide
Grow up.
took the day off, slept in till 3 pm.
>old man anal wrecking machine claimed
>>684912418
>>684912733
Still doing it
>
>>684912696
No that is not okay!
>>684912722
It's 0:30 overy here in the states and doing fine. You?
>>684912928
I'm sure we can be friends. How goes your day/night Shiro?
>>684913106
More grown than you throwing insults around on /b/.
>>684913165
How goes the night old man fister?
>>684913181
why?
Iowa claim
Heyo what's up everyone
Not here as often as I used to be/
>>684912722
Pretty decent, had a nice easy day today. You?
>>684911120
As do I <3
>Best idol claimed
>>684913289
I'll just post this here.
>>684913442
And this.
>>684912625
Yeah. I got 2 friends I still talk to. Other than that, just you all here.
>Thanks for the hugs.
>>684912793
Oh? That sound like it could be fun. I would love to hear about that!
>>684913068
That sounds hilarious. Do you have a pic of your cat?
>I really like cats... kek
>>684913106
kek says the shitposter. Go away weirdo
>>684913374
Thanks Maki. How are you tonight? Hope your having a better day than I am.
>>684913472
And this too.
>>684913038
I went to one during winter bot too long ago
It was really small but had some nice cosplay
But the smell was fucking horrendous
It was called ANT
Worth going to again
>>684912733
>rattle
you got the get aswell
>>684913181
ok captn shinoa
>>684913235
>afternoon
fine, tired but fine.
>>684913181
It's 7:30am here in germany. Can't complain, I got up easy today, Thanks for asking.
>>684913374
Doing fine, hoping my day will be as easy as getting up today. :)
just trying to stay relevant in thread hello
>>684913580
>>684913963
hello
>>684913545
I was meaning someone you can talk to about anything. It always helps to have someone like that.
>More hugs
>>684913616
Anime North Texas? I was going to go last year but it was way the fuck over to fort worth and I know jack shit around there
>But the smell was fucking horrendous
The sad thing is A-kon/Afest fb listed to SHOWER a day, it's that sad that these social autists need to be told about hygiene..
>>684913963
Sup, not very talkitive right now cause Im playing vidya.. probably not the time to post here but I still want to participate in the thread ya'know?
Claiming best girlie!
How goes it everyone?
Claiming, sup sluts
>>684913545
Took me a minute to find a good one on my phone. Here he is trying desperately to sit in as many boxes as possible
>>684911495
Big Boss claimed
>>684913355
Still getting those dubs tho
>>684913545
Not bad, it's been pretty chill since I have nothing to do after my classes now. More time to waste away.
>>684913931
Good to hear m8. With that attitude it just might.
>>684914253
Pretty good, you?
>>684914373
Yo Koko. what's poppin?
>>684913963
She made me feel conflicted whenever she came on screen
>>684914570
Hot
>>684914373
i'm not a slut
>>684914156
perfect pic lol
>>684914238
np yuno what vidya?
>>684914430
omg cat fucking love cats keep him healthy and safe m8
>>684914238
Ya that was it
I know it should be a rule that you cant smell like tendies and downs syndrome for entry
>>684914570
You know nothing of pain.
>>684914740
I have for 18 years~ Just took him to the vet yesterday.
>Kud
hello
>>684914253
Doing fine how bout you.
>>684914373
Sup niggerfaggot.
>>684914430
That cat looks pretty amused.
>>684914580
These dubs are all I'm good for.
>>684914570
Top snake.
>>684914695
hello koko
>>684914740
Destiny
>>684914764
#makeanimeconsgreatagain
Anywho, ex is going to... I can only hope she doesnt reconize me in my kirito cosplay
>>684914198
Oh. I got you now. I don't really have anyone like that now that I think about it. I tend to keep to myself a lot.
>>684914373
Hey Koko
>>684913355
Hey Iowa. Whats new friend?
>>684914430
OH MY GOD. Your cat is super cute. Those eyes though, so pretty.
>I love cats too much.
>thanks friend
>>684914694
Nice! Its always nice to have some well deserved down time. Hope you enjoy it friend!
>>684914570
>You will never get to have Big Boss bend you over
>You will never get to have Big Boss hold you with his bionic arm while fucking you hard
>You will never have DD and Big Boss spit roast you
Life sucks
>>684914694
Nothin much, just hangin out. How bout you?
>pic looks like me when I drive
>>684914733
mhm, oookkaayyyyy lol Hows it goin?
>>684914882
Thats a uuuuhhhh bodacious babe
>>684914895
doin pretty good kikegook. How bout you?
>>684914908
Hey! Hows it goin?
>>684915034
Heya! Hows it goin man?
>>684914895
>These dubs are all I'm good for.
You do make a certain anon happy by showing up though
>>684915117
it goes. Yourself?
>>684914970
good game with all the dlc without its alright nice pic btw
>>684914695
yeah luckly i love her psycho side and her compassionate side
>>684915034
He's an adorable cat, and we got him for free from someone who's cat got out and then had babies when she came back. He's a very happy boy, I can promise you that!
>Never buy a cat from a store
>>684915117
fine. got my day off work since there was like 5 kids doing work experience.
>>684914740
i do my best to make sure i have a pic that vaguely fits a situation.
>>684914694
>>684914895
Pretty great.
For milinda.
>Shiro
>>684913181
I know. You'll never give up. Unfortunately for you, you're not the deciding factor here. Lol
>>684913638
I always get the gets! Except when i don't.
>Gets rattles
>>684913826
Hey Klawzuki. How goes?
>>684915373
Excellent gif. Lol
>>684915034
If you really need someone to talk you have me on steam. Buts it good to have someone to talk to.
>head pats
>>684915497
>Shiro
>>684914970
>kirito
>SAO
I thought u were better than this
I might go to some of these cons
Especially anime fest they got a nice line up of guests
>>684915781
>>684915497
Shitty mobile camera that turns stuff sideways of power!
>>684915034
Nothin new aside from my schedule being freed up for a while so that's pretty nice. What's new with you?
>>684915117
Doing pretty fine you spicgoy. What are you up to dude.
>>684915151
Why do I feel as if I know what anon you are. are you that bird.
>>684915433
Good to hear. What are ya you up to mang.
>>684915781
I fucking love that pattern for cats.
>>684914970
You should give her that two handed if you see her
>>684915203
Good to hear, pretty much same ol here as well. How was your day?
>>684915367
I would like her psycho side if it wasn't the dominatrix type. I feel like she would cut my peepee off :c
>>684915428
Nice! where do you work?
>>684915433
good to hear Dr. Pooper
So are we posting cats? I got some cats
>>684915117
>>684911967
What up Chen.
Rory claimed. Only waifu with a built in mood ring.
a a a a a a a a a A A A A A A A A
((hey everyone))
Back from my late night photo shoot for my friend
Did I miss anything?
Rikka claimed.
>>684915497
>>684915781
Cuuuuuuuuute!
>>684915747
Thanks, Shizuru! I cherish all of my spinning Kud gifs!
>>684915890
Just chillin' in teamspeak with my friends. Yourself?
>>684915933
How are you Arms Dicker?
>no cats but I got some doges
>>684915034
That it is, but when you don't know how to spend it it feels wasted.
I'll try to, just for <3
>>684915117
Same, been staying up later and later lately.
>pic looks like me when I drive
Kek, is this at night or in general?
>>684915433
That's what's up. What'd you do today?
>>684915933
playing games and such
>>684915890
Its very unlikely that you'd recognize me, i barely post apart from claiming occasionally
I'm not Papi if you meant her
>>684915890
Nothin much tardwrangler, just chillin and postin as per the usual haha, how bout you?
>>684915883
Don't you talk shit on SAO, that was my first D:
>>684915962
;)
>>684916075
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>684916221
Worked and are now chillin'. Yourself?
>>684915933
IGA (i restack shelves and help organize the wharehous) i live in a different town than where i work though (my town only has two cafes and that's it).
>pic somewhat related
>probably what i look like when i bump into customers
>>684916098
pink floyd showed and performed. too bad you weren't here to see it
>>684915367
Makes me upset my friends no longer want to play it after all the raids we done
>>684915883
Perhaps we'll meet up
>>684915933
And cuck her bf like the fuccboi he is?
Probably
>>684916030
good morning, i'm just listening to some music. how about you?
>>684916030
You! I need help in relation to bikes, since we talked about it yesterday and how I want to start. So I'm a total beginner, actually I'm not even a beginner since I've never ridden once in my life. I technically know how in the sense that I know what to do I've just never done it, but that doesn't mean I'm stupid enough to go out and drop money on one and then be like "welp time to wing it and see if I can get home in one piece lol" and I've no irl friends who ride that can teach me. What do?
>>684916291
I mean yeah basically
>>684916221
Maki with Nico's hair really is the best
>>684916075
Sup Aizawa?
>>684916098
Not too much, Rikka. Just lots of pics of cats.
>>684915747
Could be better
What about you?
>>684915117
Not too great friend. Trying to cheer up though. How are you?
>>684915373
Awesome! I wish I had a cat. Everyone in my family except for me is very allergic so I cant get one for my family's sake...
>>684915497
Yay more cats! Thanks Shiro!
>That cat is super cute!
What is its name?
>>684915781
THERE IS ANOTHER ONE! I LOVE IT!
>>684915890
That's always nice. I haven't seen you in awhile.
I've been in a pretty shitty dark place recently. Trying to get past it though.
>>684916221
Ah, I know how that feels.
>You better <3
>That pic... Something is different... kek
>>684915933
hehe my favorite part im a really submissive male so i love it. she also got the motherly side i love
>>684916439
i know same reason my friends and i left it its hard to get a raid going now
>>684916618
whats seems to be the issue m80
>>684916030
Sup rory how's it going.
>>684916197
Nothing really just chilling and posting here.
>>684916281
I was guessing you were papi. Which anon are you? Not sure if we've met. Maybe you're dio?
>>684916291
Just doing what I normally do you wopwrestler.
>>684916618
Yea sorry I haven't been on often but I should be now. What's been going on though? Would it help to talk about it?
>>684913289
Waifus are meant to be pure
>>684913355
Sup
>>684913545
After watching civil war with the squad on Sunday, we went to a mall and hanged out there cause of what one bro said "hey, anon, still got that old spiderman costume from the youtube times?" Told him yeah I do.
Another said "all of us aren't doing anything tomorrow.." we all had devious grins. Bro picked us up and we changed into hero mode. Went to mall walking like badasses with all eyes on spiderman, batman, superman, Captain America, the flash, hulk and iron man.
Cont?
>>684913638
^_^
>>684914253
>>684914373
Hello
>>684915771
Opps sorry, didnt see your post right away.
Thanks man, that means a lot to me. Im here for you too if you ever need me.
>Milinda
>>684916519
I'm alright. Contemplating food, like i so often do at this time.
AKA Just after everything closes for the night.
Dammit. Lol
>>684916694
Even /vg/ is shit now, all they do is attention whore and shitpost
LFG is useless for trials, nothing but PLEASE CARRY ME LIKE THE FAGGOT I AM posts
>>684916618
The white/grey one is named Chauncey, and is grandma's. If you care about the other one's name, it's Binx, which is mine.
>>684916762
Keep your waifus pure! Keep out the mexicans!
>>684916291
SAO was garbage(except for the firat 12 ep) and you know it
>>684916439
Maybe we will
Ill call each kirito i see there yuno
Which reminds me at ANT the first cosplayer i seen was satsuki from kill la kill but it was a guy
I was sad
>>684916371
Good thing I missed that overrated band!
>>684916513
>Pics of cats
Well thats super cute, where they at??
>>684916804
No problem. Thanks.
>>684916889
>attention whore
>>684916440
>>684916752
Just waiting for a doctors appointment. Ongoing thing, nothings emergency-level wrong.
>>684916449
Have a look in your area if there is a riding place that allows you to hire bikes for practice. Im talking aboit a motorbike school / academy / your local DMV / whatever you go to for your licence. Theyll more than likely be able to help you, I know that down under we need to pass a course that basically says we can ride in a straight line, around corners and we know how to stop. Then we pass a test for a bike learners permit and we can ride solo and learn from there. Biggest thing I can say is this - if you can ride a bicycle, you can ride a motorbike, more power mostly = more stability and for the love of god, never panic and jam on the handbrake.
For Shiro / Shizuru, I dont have cats, but 3 dogs of varying size, age and breed.
>>684916513
Playing DS3 right now, probably gonna watch some animu soon though. You?
>>684916762
No they're not (^:
>>684915883
>>684916291
>>684916960
>SAO
>>684916984
Higher up in the thread ^_^
Here's mine
>>684914430
So you had to do a photoshoot for your firend? That's a new one
>>684916333
Same, can't want to do it all over again.
>Checked.
>>684916513
Another one.
>>684916618
Besides vidya, anime, or training more I have nothing. Kek, just trying a new style.
>Won't let you down <3
>>684917251
i cri evertiem
>>684915747
but when you don't you gets the 1 off gets
>get rattles rattle
>>684913826
claw
>>684916821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAEQvlaZgKY
Thanks god Syndra is not here when you're all speaking about cats
>>684916889
yeah sucks man hard to find capable people to play with
>>684917238
H-h-how lewd!
>>684916333
>>684917437
>Want
Should be wait.
>Maki
>>684916960
Think I'll be the only kirito there
The sao cosplaying has pretty much died last year from what I've seen but even so I'll have my badge saying "Yuno's hunsbando" or something
>>684917052
Posting irrelevent stuff that has nothing to do with Destiny WITH your PSN/GT AND a trip is not attention whoring? Do educate me.
>>684916984
how dare you have a different opinion than me
MINE
>>684916197
Pretty good lol, and what kinda doges you got? I'm down to post them too if your down
>>684916221
Oh yeah? why the no sleep? lol and yeah in general. I'm a sleepy driver
>>684916232
Oh and the secret agent stuff, but I get it. Wink wink hush hush and all that
>>684916371
Sounds like a pretty cozy town lol but thats cool. And some kids had to get experience so they gave you the day off?
>what I look like to customers
A robot with a pink crop top "girl" shirt? haha
>>684916439
Well yeah, right in the middle of the con
>>684916449
Sounds about right. Hows it goin neighbaroony?
>>684916618
I'm sorry to hear that friend :( What are you up too to cheer yourself up?
>>684916694
Ah i see, that makes sense haha and yeah I loved her motherly side. Shit got me diamonds
>>684916752
>wopwrestler
what the hell even is that?
>>684916762
Heya! whatsup?
>>684916960
Unfortunately your right, the thing that pissed me off the most was how they pretty much disregarded the relationship between the two mains. I hated that
>>684917128
Yeah, so basically the same as here. Since I'm already over 21 I can just go into DMV and get a learners permit pretty much right off the bat which lets me ride solo to practice so long as is A. not at night, and B. not on the freeway. And then you can go back in and take the safety course for the license after. I guess what I'm saying is I don't want to just go out and drop a couple thousand dollars on a really nice machine and then just sort of rely on what I know in my brain without any practice first. Since I'm not buying for at least a year or two(want to pay more off on my car before I go out and make another big purchase >.>) I'll try and make a friend who rides in school, see if he/she would be willing to give me some hands on lessons.
>>684917619
>
okay I'll stop
>>684917754
Going good, just sitting here playing games and stuff.
>>684916752
>maybe you're Dio?
I'm not a very prominent anon calling me a bird isn't entirely wrong if that helps
>>684917337
Damn it I missed a cute fucking thread!
Yeah he texted me at 9:40pm and was like hey can I take pics of you right now for my class, and I said sure so I went over he took some pics it was easy and we had some fun too. He had no idea what to do for pics so I just did stupid stuff
>>684917665
Thats how my friend feels when I tell him I dont like them. But he gets super pissed off and argues with me.
>>684916694
Kind of a long story. Short version.
Worked as a rescue pilot, went out on a call. Old dude shot some kid with a shotgun for trespassing, kids friend fell out of the barn trying to run away. Managed to land Heli near barn and save kids, a week later, old guy says he is sueing me for 3 million because the shock from heli landing killed 2 prize cows and a racing horse. My boss fires me so he cant sue the hospital I worked for. Today I lost my second job at walmart because I had a no call no show. (Was in hospital on suicide watch. not good.)
>>684916752
Its all good friend.
>See above
>>684916762
YES pls continue.
>youtube times
Mildly curious about this too... kek
>>684916913
I do care! They are both adorable! I love those names!
>>684916988
No, Thank you.
>Hugs
>>684917437
Still sounds like some fun stuff!
>I like it <3
>I hope so <3
>>684917754
Just posting here and watching KanColle. Might play some CSGO later though. Not sure yet.
ITT nobody has best waifu
I mean, who doesn't want to get balls deep in this crazy bitch?
>>684917754
we have been over this koko
>>684917238
Watching weird ass youtube videos and the like. How are you liking DS3?
>>684918002
Super cute~ So I guess you're a model now then. That's kind of a weird assignment though, is it for some art class?
>>684918065
>calling your waifu a crazy bitch
>>684917817
Or you could convince your parents to pay for the course, or pay for a course. Theres always the quicker way and the safer way, and I know there are people on the roads in my city who have never driven a car before. I know I wanted my actions to be automatic so I only had to worry about road placement.
>>684918065
Asuka is like a 7 on the hot but a 10 on the crazy. High level danger zone my friend.
>>684916371
>fellow NSW man
>tfw youll never win Origin
>>684917754
yes, i totally look a robot in real life. in all seriousness i feel like i try too hard to promote the store, inside the store (even though all contact i might get is when i'm putting a box on a shelf)
>>684917612
I gave up on going to lighthouse, probably not worth it anyways
>>684917754
That's whats up
>>684917817
lol. When i got my learners permit and the next day i had to drive to Milwaukee. And thats 1000 miles from where i am. So i got a crash course in driving.
>>684917754
I'd love to, but my phone is being dumb and not connecting to my PC..
>>684917251
Good fuck her shes not even waifu material
>>684917654
Then we meet up and fuck right?
>>684917754
Ya SAO was bad
It had so much potential but ruined it all with elf game
>>684918063
damn sucks man hang in thier
>>684918292
im ok with it tbh
>>684917251
WOAH, THATS A GOOD ONE
>>684917916
Now thats a lewd! and thats pretty chill, what games you playin?
>>684918063
Whats KanColle about? and I'm glad your keepin on man, if you ever want to talk about anything you got my steam :)
>>684918165
No worries, I won't tell anybody. Your secret is safe with me ;)
>>684918249
>I guess youre a model now
No no I am not model material, he is in a photography class and I guess this is his project for it. He took pics of me with star wars movies all over me and tapatio on my arm so it looked like I cut myself and a bunch of other silly stuff.
>>684916762
Hey mang. Nothing really what about you
>>684917708
hot.
>>684917754
Wop is an italian and you wrestle them you fag.
>>684917964
I give up. Who are you.
>>684918063
That's rough. I'm sure you'll pick it up. Good times are ahead. No need to become suicidal over some jackass.
>>684916762
is clean enough?
>>684918249
Well I'm on my 5th character right now so I'd say I enjoy it haha
>>684918309
>convince my mom to pay for literally anything for me
yeah that's not happening any time soon, live on my own about 400 miles away from her. I'll look into it though, because I'd rather go in smart and safe, which is why I'm so apprehensive to begin with.
>>684918692
DS3, currently.
well im going to bed will be on tomorrow (as always) see ya all later.
>>684918759
>>684918416
>yes, I am robot
Makes sense, given that fuckin filename haha, but promotion is good, shits ya job mang lol
>>684918503
Tru, that pic btw is too cute for Yuno I feel
>>684918544
Why does everyone have perfect gifs about what they're saying but me!
>>684918557
elf game was poodoo, gun game was aight for first half, same with first season
>>684917556
Maid
>>684918649
Thanks. Im trying. How are you doing?
>>684918692
>Whats KanColle about?
I think you just upset a whole lot of ship waifus... kek
Go look it up, its good.
Also, Thanks friend.
>>684918759
Thanks friend. I hope your right.
>>684918692
what secret?
clmd
>>684917754
My sleep schedule is all kinds of fucked up now. Never should of pulled that all nighter.
Kek, stay safe man.
>>684918063
Gotta make the most of it I suppose.
>Such a qt <3
>You don't deserve any of this.
>>684918715
I'm sorry but this sounds like a bad porno.
>>684918715
I had to do something similar for my roommate last year who was a photo major. Also acted in his student film as a door-to-door satanist preacher.
He was a wacko but he actually did have some good ideas.
>>684919103
Sheeeeeit, I'd say so. What classes have been the best so far?
>>684919173
Sleep well ice queen
>>684919239
Yuno is always cute!
>>684918292
Water is wet sky is blue Asuka is crazier than a shit house rat high on turd fumes. There are undeniable truths my friend.
I'd still fuck her til she farted, then open a window and keep on fucking
>>684911495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx_1RBk0xWs
>>684918759
WOT you take that back you mong dongler
>>684919103
dayum, I wanna play that, but I don't have the patience to buy and play it all through. I haven't even finished the first one! haha
>>684919173
Goodnight kinko! sleep well :)
>>684918715
>the ass was fat
>>684919239
suppose so, good thing i don't pass those customers on the streets or anything though.
>>684919239
Because we got dem skills. Just make some gifs of your show holmes.
>>684917556
Yeah i get off by one almost as often as i get gets.
Stupid almost gets.
>Rattle
Mizore claimed!
>I'm here guys, just in time to steal the image cap!
>>684919378
Yeah! I hope you have fun!
>Your the qt, we have been over this <3
>You don't deserve any of this.
Im not too sure about that though. I almost feel like this is what I get for failing to save that kid. I really don't know anymore...
>Milinda
>>684919378
It felt like one soft Maki but no penetration happened so were good! He wanted a pic with me and my shirt off but his whole class is gonna see this so I said no.
>>684919386
I love acting in stuff. We film stuff all the time just as a group of friends. If this was filming it would be different but like photos and modeling I feel weird doing for some reason.
>Rikka
>>684919239
Gun game was garbage too
Damn i have work at 0700
Guess ill go to bed
HAHAHAHAHA
you're thread has reached it's limit
there is no more waifu your thro!
>>684919918
>>684919919
Damn. Lol
Same time even.
