you are locked in a cage fight with me
how fucked are you?
>>684905001
Depends, how gay are you?
I know 100% i would win if we fought so i would challenge you to a yugioh duel instead
>>684905001
In a male fight, I have a chance. In MMA (hugging and that homosexual shit) you'll win.
>>684905001
I use to rape guys like you In prison. Youre not so tough with a mouth full of teeth and blood with a dick in your ass.
Shoot for the single but fake into an iminari and heel hook
Good luck
>>684905001
>cannot win
>act shy
>try to seduce
story of my life..
>>684905530
kekkels and shekkles
Nice photoshop but I would win
>>684905001
Wasted dubs on this shit
>>684905001
pull out my trap card
>>684905001
Hmmm you look about 5 inches to me, so not that fucked
>>684906188
Damn OP getting BTFO
>>684905001
big muscles, zero fighting skills
Sensually?
You manlet little bitch, I'm 6'1 200 pounds of fucking muscle. I'm gonna beat the ever loving shit out of ya and make you my bitch.
>>684906188
Fucking newfag
>>684906834
Wut up cunt
I would destroy you!
>pic related... You are tiny
lmao not fucked at all you wont last 2 fucking min you probaply hit like a bitch to stiff to move a few liver shots and your more fucked then the last cheese burger i ate
>>684907111
Wasted trips
>>684905001
Would suck dick
>>684905001
You look like a cuddler
>>684905001
>Shoulder width of a highschool girl
>Female hips to match
>Weak chin/jaw
I could shatter you with my brick hands you tiny prick
>>684905001
You are a total faggot. 6'4 245lbs 13% body fat and 3 years Krav Maga. Id fuck your sister after i was done too.
I bet you are super gentle.
>>684905542
>>684905667
>>684906396
>>684906783
>>684907475
hey boys~~
>>684905001
1) kick to the balls
2) shove fingers into eye sockets
3) left handed jab to gut
4) right hook to jaw
i win :)
>>684905001
>beachmuscles/10
>hands red from hitting heavy bag
>face never been hit
>ears flat
It's always bait, but this guy isn't a fighter. I'll be okay.
>>684905001
...Why the fuck does it look like his ass is on the front of his body??
>>684907905
winning like a bitch is still winning
>>684905001
Last fight i got into I bit part of the guys face off. Think ill be fine.
>>684907905
>>>684905001 (OP) #
> 1) kick to the balls
> 2) shove fingers into eye sockets
> 3) left handed jab to nurs5
> 4) right hook to jaw
> i win :)
Licks yo the balls.
Shove fingers into an us
>>684905001
>implying I wouldn't let him rip my clothes off then once on the ground I'd quickly stick my dick up his ass.
I'm too old to fight so I'll just kill you straightaway. Less painful that way.
HAHA Its halarious how dudes workout for a few years and think itll help them fight. Major fag
Not at all shoot that nigga in the neck
>>684905001
>manlet
>how fucked are you?
kek
>>684909270
wouldn it make you worse..huuuh? hmm
it's easier for bullets to travel through muscle than fat
Poke your eye...down for the count
>>684905001
>2016
>thinking muscles = tough
your chin looks like a nice place for my elbow
>>684905001
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>684905001
I'd say you'd be pretty fucked.
>>684910331
how tall is Al quada
>Suck that dick till you pass out m8
>>684905001
I would destroy you senior manlet
I clearly outweigh you, so pinning you would be the end of you.
>>684905001
Nice body but it doesn't make you a fighter. I've seen fat as fuck 55 yo bikies rek young bucks like you because they can box not because their stronger or more cut
>>684905001
this whole thread is gay and all you faggots argueing love dick
Concealed carry, you're dead.
>Worked out his body well, yet it looks like hes never been in a fight.
Yes I can whoop your tush princess
>>684905001
Haha jokes on you, i strip naked and piss and shit all over myself. I win.
>>684905001
> Straight nose, no scars, shaved chest
Not fucked at all anon, you'll be out cold in seconds.
>>684905001
turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>684905001
>no boxer nose
>no cauliflower ear
>no big ass knuckles
I'm skinny but you'd be surprised at how fast I can strike, it'd last probably 10 seconds. Fags like you have notoriously weak wills
>>684912529
this
the face looks photoshopped lmao
>>684905001
not very. bb under rickson gracie and former amt.muay thai and weigh 238. i think you gonna get fucked..anally
>>684912529
YOU CAN'T SEE HIS EARS JEALOUS FUCK...HE LOOKS SOFT AF THOUGH BUT YOU NEVER KNOW
I wouldnt be fucked because thats not you OP
>>684913034
SO BECAUSE YOU'RE "SKINNY" YOU WOULD LAY HIM OUT IN 10 SEC.? WHAT A FUCKING MORON.
UNLESS YOU ARE MMA TRAINED HE WOULD BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU.
>>684905001
0 fucked cause I'm not a faggot, You're the faggot that's gonna have my dick in his ass.
>>684905001
I can just tap out immediately and go home dude
>>684914248
LOL.......WHY WOULD HE "RESPECT" THE TAP? BIG JOHN AIN'T THERE NIGGER.
>>684905001
OP's pic looks vain and self-centered as fuck.
He wouldn't last in a real fight, he'd be too worried about getting his face rekt.
I'm a grizzled old gray hair dude,
I'd wipe the floor with him because I don't give a fuck any more.
I'd be limping on the way out, but I'd be standing.
dude i would let you fuck my girl in front of me OP
Not very. The super cut are muxh smaller than me. Try cutting down fron 235 u might get to 216 but ull be a tiny bitch
>>684914458
POST A PIC OF YOURSELF PLEASE.
I'm 5'11" 403lbs (super extreme bear mode). I would toss you around like a plastic fuck doll, put a band-aide on your face, and make you my Nelly.
You are toned but probably not that big, Id Pick you up and drop you on your head 10 seconds into the fight.
>>684914685
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PLEASE POST A PIC. IF THOSE ARE YOUR STATS YOU ARE PROBABLY 5'11" X 5'11"
>>684914426
CUCK CONFIRMED CLEAR THE AREA
GO GO GO
>>684905001
Not very. Not great face. Body's okay. Come in as a luchador and we'll talk.
>>684905001
lol Id zim zam ur ass
>>684905916
hell the hell do you go from a single to an iminari? lol your just spewing bullshit
>>684905001
>>684905001
>implying thats you
I reckognize this physique, his name is Kiril somethinig and he did a zyzz tribute video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLUbalwpRRY
FUAAAARKKK
>>684905916
WTF YOU TALKING ABOUT NIGGER?ONCE YOU GO FOR A SINGLE YOU ARE COMMITTED? AND WTF IS AN "IMINARI"? YOU DUMBFUCK.
>>684905001
Not. You have such low body fat that you have probably been starving yourself for a week or 5. Also, I'm a powerlifter who does krev maga.
>>684905275
Keked
>>684905001
not
>>684905001
>body of a god
>face of a pouting child
What depressing combo
Damn man.... That 5 pack is hard bro...
>>684905001
I think I would be okay.
>>684907759
Beautiful boibussy
3rdDan/10
Brown belt bjj at 170
Have insurance
>>684905001
This guy looks toned.
but you can tone up lifting 15kgs
that little faggot cant weigh over 10 stone. Im 21 stone as of now.
>>684905001
i would kill him
You look molded out of play doh.
>>684905001
Well based on your dick sucking lips, I'm betting money that you're the one getting fucked.
Faggot.
>>684905001
I'm punting you in the dick the first chance I get so enjoy that while I then uppercut you
>>684905001
No bro, you're locked in a cage with me.Try to pose your way out of that...
>>684905001
where are your legs at?!?! kek fagits skippin leg day
>>684907051
>tfw theres no extra room in the sleeve
>>684905001
I would not only slap you silly, anon, but I'd rape your face and bottom to teach you a lesson in humility. And i ain't even gay! Howzat?
>>684919442
Nah i skip arm day
>>684905667
Ok... so if a new dude didn't want to get trounced and then forcibly buttfucked, could he agree to blow you in exchange for you NOT plugging his bung, and for possible protection.
>TL:DR If a dude were to willingly become your bitch, would his ass be spared? And would he receive protection?
>>684919756
ya i think u took it too far bro
>>684905001
i should be fine
i lift too bro
>6'7"
>235lbs
I'm just a little out of shape right now, but i'll still take my chances. This dudes chin looks soft as fuck
>>684920163
he got that inbred chin tho
>>684909338
Nice Mac
>>684920163
AND HOW THE FUCK YOU KNOW THAT?YOUR MOMMY TOLD YOU...FUCK OFF CUCK
>>684920163
>>684920238
can you explain me what is about the chin ? im getting into betting street fights so info might help. this guy looks soft as fuck tho. even I am not afraid to fight him. he is just a fuckboi that hits the gym for looks not for power
>>684921062
Heres a pic with a guy that i would never fight without any weapons on me (beer bottle, knife, baseball bat, etc)
>>684905001
I'd have one good opportunity for a nut shot, after that I'm fucked.
I'm not above fighting like a total spineless bitch if it means my face stays intact.
Eye poke, biting, hit the crotch, whatever it takes
>>684905001
looks like the kinda guy who'd lie down just hoping to get 'pinned'
>>684905001
Being ripped doesn't mean you can take a punch.
Fite me u cunt
>>684921565
This.
>>684921404
looks like krav maga is good for you to take on
>>684905001
Dat nigger roided up
I mean cmon look at that shit
>>684921062
Its just a way of expressing that he looks like a soft little bitch who cant take a punch, like glass jaw. You can be the baddest strongest and know all kinds of crazy martial arts but if you have a glass jaw and cant take a punch none of that really helps you in a fight. Seen plenty of untrained 'brawlers' win fights against someone more athletic because they can soak up their first few punches and get in with a solid haymaker
ya look like a fag with fancy muscles that are all show and no fight
i'm probably about half your weight and 3 inches shorter, you'd still leave in a body bag with your head facing the wrong way
>>684922263
Yes I get it. What I dont know is how to judge chins ? If you would help me with that I could win some easy $$$ . Do you mind posting the STRONGEST chin you can and reply with the WEAKEST ?
>>684905001
>with
yeah i have no problems with you being my fighting partner
>>684922499
We'll I dunno about you guys, but I'm scared of this internet tough guy.
