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Alright. Finally figured it out. Here it is.

Y'all could have at LEAST kept bumping. I'm giving you 720p dragon dick.
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>>684903245
bumping because i wanna see that knot get taken
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Thx anon, i appreciate your effort, by saving these webms
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>>684903676
May it make your cock as hard as it did mine.

btw, 2 more on the way.
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i need to see her take the knot
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Last one.

>>684903904
She tried really hard, but actually ended up tearing from it. She hasn't really tried since.
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Wait, are you making these or reposting them?
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>>684903245
Your webm's aren't working.
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>>684904179
Making them.

>>684904202
Huh. They work for me.
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>>684904069
is there a version with sound?
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>>684904338
Is that you? Because I'm a girl and I've been thinking about picking up some BD toys recently. A lot of the discussion elsewhere all seems to be dudes.
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>>684904403
There was, but I cut the sound to make it work here.

>>684904470
Well, sorry, but I'm a dude. That is my wife. I'm not as into the ol' pooter plunging. Tried it once or twice, just to know, and the answer was nope.
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>>684903831
Like diamonds, love watching women ride those bad dragons
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>>684904470
OP said it was his wife i believe.
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>>684904587
Ah, sorry, I only just happened across this thread. Not big on backdoor action myself. I keep thinking I'll like it, but I can't relax enough when I try.
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>>684904588
She has a David the Werewolf one that is just fucking HOT. She has to be super int he mood for it, and I have to make sure not to pop the knot in and out, but if she's ready, I hav pound her with that one like it was really attached to a werewolf.

Don't get me wrong, I like to fuck like anyone else, but I guess my fetishes are ropes, vibrators and toys.
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>>684904069
Lots more lube next time - KY is water based and safe for silicon products.
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>>684904798
have a few drinks, use LOTS of lube, and if you're into it, try taking a hit of ol' Mary Jane.

Just get those inhibitions right out the door. My wife cums BUCKETS when we do anal, but she has to be pretty toasty in order to do so.
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ITT Bad dragon webm
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>>684903245
post more bad dragon stuff OP!
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Must feel so good to feel the knot inside your pussy. I always wanted one but not sure which one would be good.
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>>684905008
You are one lucky man.
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>>684905214
I've been trying to decide if I want a knot or if I want texture, like the Flint. They're expensive enough that I don't want to buy one and regret it though.
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>>684905408
I know right thats the dilema . Im also really tiny so some toys are really too big for me TwT like chance even the smallest would be too big and I really like Chance
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>>684903245
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>>684903655
>>684903655
Do one with SOund
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>>684903245
kys faggot
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>>684905408
Knot.
Always go for the knot.
Or get one of these - see pic
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>>684905608
I'm small, but I can take a dick better than I thought I might. I have a Vixen Bandit that's perfect for me, but I dunno how it really compares to any of the BD toys. I'm also a little afraid of getting a knot in and not being able to get it back out again.
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>>684905809
Lewd
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>>684905809
Those are nice also
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>>684905809
Too much work tbh
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>>684905809
imagine if there was an automated one that would lay the "eggs" inside you so you dont have to squeeze it
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>>684905956

Well of course when you are turned on its surprising how you can take. I saw some of their works but idk I feel like bad dragon are like waay more prettier and colorful
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
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>>684906255
I thought of that too .
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>>684906602
imagine the possibilities......
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>>684903245
can I get a better close up of that mt. dew
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>>684906436
I didn't think I'd like penetration in the first place because I've never enjoyed fingering myself, but I bought it because I heard that it suited practically every vagina. Turns out once I got used to it I fucking love penetration, just not the kind I get from fingering myself. I love being stretched and feeling full. So I feel like a BD toy in the next logical step for me.
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>>684905159
That's all I got for now, sorry. :/

I have one of her with a strapon on, but I don't have the picture edited for no face.
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>>684904069
Did she tear badly? Is it just me, or are asses far more expandable?
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>>684906731
Laying in bed and getting filled.
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>>684906934
My body is ready
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>>684906813
I know the feel . I only started recently to be able to get off with gspot
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>>684905214
She seems to enjoy it. I try to get her to take the knot, then let me at her with our Magic Wand vibrator.

>>684905408
She prefers the David, which is pretty smooth. She's not a huge lube fan, tbh, so all of hers are pretty slick.

>>684905608
After five kids, she's still super tight, so she is in the same boat. Start with a medium, and go up from there if it doesn't work out. they have size comparisons on the website, if that helps. I'm pretty girthy, even if I'm not super long, so much so that if I'm not careful, I can tear her, but with the BD toys, you can get them -super-soft.
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>>684906934
>>684906731
worst part of going to school with BMEs is that they bought that to take jello shots, and after a few the began designing one. hard part is getting it down without deforming the eggs while keeping the egg laying feeling
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>>684907282
Magic wands are amazing. I love it. Good for torture also .
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>>684907361
ALSO

BEWARE IF USING IT TO BUTT CHUG JELLO SHOTS. BAC CAN GO THROUGH GOD DAMN ROOF
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>>684907194
I haven't quite managed to have just a gspot orgasm yet, but that + my clit gives me orgasms I thought people made up until now.

If I could get someone else to take over the thrusting I think I'd be able to tip over the edge.

>>684907282
I'm already used to having to use a lot of lube with vixskin (Shit DEVOURS it.), so that's not something that would bother me. Do you have many toys?
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>>684906523
LOL mobile raped your faggotry.
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>>684907361
Would need to have a place to store the eggs and they would go down one by one with pressure. Like pump or idk
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>>684903245
Her body looks gross, needs more shitter.
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>>684907721

I swear pussy are so complicated sometimes I wish id be able to get off as fast as men
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>>684906925
Not badly. Just enough to make sex uncomfortable for a while. She also doesn't have terribly elastic skin.
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>>684907801
you would need either enough lube for a pump to run, enough eggs for to push it via plunger or feeder, or a muscle like inner layer that could contract and relax
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>>684907996
I can get myself off in 5-15 minutes with my clit, but fucking myself with my dildo makes it so much more satisfying. I have a clit orgasm, stand up, answer the door, pretend I wasn't fapping, penetrative orgasm I have to roll over and have a power nap.
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>>684908269
Yeah. I guess? I mean I totally sucks into mechanic stuffs.
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>>684907721
We have 3 bad dragons, two purchased floggers, one I made, two sets of handcuffs, a double set of full range spreader bars, about 100 feet of rope in four 25 foot sections, a graduated butt plug set, and assorted vibrators. We have a strapon we got for my curiosity, now it just sits and waits for our first threesome, MFF, preferably.
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>>684908401
/d/ has had a few threads on this actually. not sure if they have prototypes you can run with yet
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>>684908480
Oh wow. Is it something you were always into?
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>>684907963
5 kids, nigger. You push five people out, see if you don't get some stretch marks.
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>>684908946
>5 kid and still tight enough to tear
Does she do kegels?
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>>684907996
I wish I could have multiples. I have to have that goddamn refractory period.
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pls buy a razor and shave your funhole.
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>>684908679
Actually, no. I freaked out a little when she said she was into bdsm; I'd only ever seen the horrible shit, like rear being pushed through a tit, needles in dicks, bad shit.

I've learned a lot since them.
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>>684909440
That sounds sort of sweet.
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>>684909142
C section scar says she didn't push 5 kids out.
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>>684909142
I think so. She complains of having a weak pelvic floor. I think it's fantastic. She doesn't have the same grip that she used to, obv, but it's better than expected.

She prefers doggystyle... it feels tighter that way.
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>>684909767
I know nothing about babies or childbirth so I can't say I noticed.
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>>684908380

I can too but when its with someone it takes longer. Perk(?) Of being shy
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>>684909767
Good eye.

Fair enough, she pushed out four, carried five. The first one was an emergency, the rest were VBAC. However, you should also know what a c-section can do to the muscles in that area.
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>>684910061
Oh, well, yeah. I've never actually come with anyone else, for various reasons. I've only had sex 2 or 3 times. Perks of being shy.
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>>684909157
Aww im sorry. Its true blended or multiples orgasms are awesome
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>>684910318
Dudes can kind of get that from the prostate, can't they? Or have my trap mangos been lying to me?
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>>684910318
Eh. Having a pecker is pretty fun. Especially when you've got a dick-hungry chick wanting it. I guess it's a tradeoff.
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>>684910616
I have always wanted to know what a dude's orgasm feels like. They just look so... satisfying.
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>>684903245
You shaved backwards you dumb fat cunt. Try cleaning for once too, you filthy pig.
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>>684904470
wade thru the BD forums. They can be annoying, but the best advice on what is good for vaginal and other questions are there
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>>684910786
It's very short, tbh. You can feel the buildup, you try to ride.it, then it just own up, and you get this feeling of "Fuck yeaaaaaah!"

Then, if you're normal, the dopamine and serotonin flood, and you get content and sleepy. If you can fight it off, you're good to go again in 10-15 minutes. You last longer later, too.
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>>684911336
The second one is never as good though.
And even the first is...short.
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>>684911119
She's 135... if you think she's fat, you're out of your mind.

Or you fuck sticks.
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>>684910614
Yes i fingered a guy and he had protast orgasm if its called that
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>>684903245
Thanks for the vids OP. You look lovely. Like the fuzzy vag. I'd go a few rounds with you ;)
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>>684910614
Wanna sex swap ?
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>>684911575
LOL, that's not me, it's my wife.
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>>684911647
Sure. I'm in pretty good condition. My nipples aren't sensitive at all though, but I've been led to believe that after a body swap any stimulation of genitalia at all results in constant orgasm, so that shouldn't be a problem for you.
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>>684911336
Do you get sleepy every time? Because I have a friend who faps like 4/5 times a day and then again before bed.
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>>684912001
Not every time. Fapping rarely make me sleepy, but sex does.
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>>684911488
Still a disgusting slob. Clean for once in your miserable lives you nasty fucking mongs.

>PROTIP: trash belongs in the dumpster outside, not in your dumpster of a trailer
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>>684912267
Interesting.
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>>684911842
Well then I'd like to fuck your wife sir.
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>>684911877
Ahah thats an interesting way of thinking
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>>684912727
Are you telling me h-manga would /lie/ to me!?
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>>684912900
Hentai logic being able to penetrate womb duuuh
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>>684912432
Or you could go chug cum from a jug.

You could totally do that.
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>>684913164
I suppose that is one glaring example. And yet it still makes me cum.
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>>684912635
I shall take that as a compliment.
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>>684904069

Those Flip Flops are pissing me off!
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>>684913322
Almost Anything is amazing in hentai
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>>684913483
I hate 'em too, but she only wears them around the house.
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>>684908679
damn, your timestamp. a perfect 00:00:00
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>>684910061
Damn. Good girl
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>>684915249
I think this is my single greatest achievement.
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>>684915426
My kik is Succubax if you ever want to talk about bad dragon hhaha
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>>684912267
could be either because you use more muscles for fucking, or maybe the cocktail of chemicals being shot off is stronger when you're with someone
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>>684915551
so close
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>>684915760
I know I get sleepy when I'm fapping with my bf online in a way I don't when I'm just shlicking to everything on sanpanda. There's probably a chemical element at play there.
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>>684913644
I thought hmanga was all a complete exaggeration until I found a real girl who gets turned on by a touch or a kiss, is submissive, cums on command and rolls her eyes back when she does it.
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>>684915760
I'm pretty sure there's the partner element involved. For me, fapping is just like, utility. I can feel urges, I'm tired of boners, and I can feel it, so I relieve the pressure.

Sex is something entirely more.
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>>684903245
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>>684903655
>>684903831
>>684904069

Scotty OP, but this is probably a M and she can't knot it? Also pretty boring videos and. I don't wanna say, but you can do a lot better! Firstable sit on the bildo for a long time, maybe watching a movie, use lots of luge, and once you are ready, nicelly loose and able to knot it, take a nice video, maybe also riding it...

Just some tips, clean the mess in the room, add a little bit of light.

anyway... great girl!
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>>684916741
Eye rolling is hot indeed :P
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>>684918675
It's actually a large. Our David is an MBA, and she can knot that one just fine. It's also a medium hardness; she had to squeeze the hell out if it.

She isn't fond of lube, preferring her body's own lubrication. In fact, I just got done fucking her (I'm getting ready to climb into the shower) and I used KY jelly for lube to speed things along, and she's all grumpy about the feeling it leaves on her skin.

We were both drunk, and I bet her her asshole that she couldn't knot it. She bet me no blow job that she could, i.e., if I won, I got head and anal. If she won, no head nor anal would occur.

I love me a good blow job, almost a little more than I love assfucking. That was a good night.
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>>684903245
disgusting hair, she looks gross in general, and WTF IS THAT GREEN SHIT ON THE FUCKING DILDO EUGHH IT GETS GREENER BY EACH WEBM
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>>684908380
pic or it didn't happen
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Great stuff OP
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>>684920471
It's the color of the dido, you fucking donut. If she was nasty enough to coat a dildo in pussyboogers, you'd see them on the outside of her twat.

Is that the glow in the dark one?
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>>684922645
Yup. Glow in the dark Xar the Kerberos, I think. Has a neat swirl effect to it.
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>>684922645
You are a female. Did I get it right?
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>>684923458
Nope. Just don't see any pussyboogers.
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>>684918675
>Firstable sit on the bildo
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>>684924464
I'm sure that guy doesn't see anything wrong.
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