Sup, femanon here.
So I found out my boyfriend is going to propose to me tonight. I'm gonna say yes (eventually), but I want to fuck with him first.
69 decides what I say when he pops the question. If it doesn't make sense, onto the next faggots.
>>684876942
Yes, but I can't have children because I am a man.
>>684876942
Finally, you can cum inside me!
>>684876942
pretend to have a heart attack
>>684876942
I won't marry you because you're a nigger
Say you were born a man and it might not work out
Say no but then in a overwhelming California valley girl voice scream "j/kkkkkkkkkkkkkk"
>>684876942
OP is a man IRL until proof to the contrary is presented.
Place your mouth over his nose and scream, then you must look him dead in the eyes and say that the coven of rashaptra now welcomes their new lord and master. Then you must bow to him and lick his left knee while humming the theme song to hockey night in Canada.
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>>684877236
Oh wow exactly 100 posts apart
>>684876942
Say "Yes, but first let me tell my other husband first"
>>684876942
I've been experiencing strong attractions to women lately and I want to explore my sexuality 1st.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>684877336
roll
Bout damn time
start laughing and ask "that's the biggest diamond you could afford?"
>>684877757
kek rolling for this
>>684877994
Rolling for this shitbag answer
>>684878077
reroll for dis
>>684878077
that would hurt
>>684876942
Tits or gtfo
>>684878077
Rerolling!
If you're going to fuck with him at this important moment, then you're just another worthless cunt and don't deserve him.
Go back to sucking dog dicks...
"Yes! I love you so much oh my god!"
bruh this would have me on the floor if u actually did it XD
>>684876942
Yes but lemme jerk off my cock first
Keep it simple.
I love you
>>684878077
fuckkkk don't do this ever it would scar him
bro check these dubs I just got them half off on the four chans
>>684877757
Also rolling for this.
>>684877336
"before I say anything, there are some things I need to share with you. Then if you want, you can ask again after ok?"
"First of all I was born a hermaphradite, and originally my name was john. I lived for a while as a boy when I was younger. When I was in highschool though, I transitioned.
I went through a really tough period of time - I questioned who I was and I didn't know what it was like to be a woman. I did a lot of things I"m not proud of..."
"My first boyfriend was a 40 year old black man and he was very abusive he took advantage of me in many ways. I know you've seen me upset sometimes and I wouldn't tell you the real reason - it was probably because he was calling me trying to get back together."
completely straight faced look him dead in the eye and say "yeah, sure, also can we have mcdonalds tonight"
>>684878077
this
>>684876942
Oh gosh. I'm actually already married to my Batman blow up doll. He has a bigger dick than you.
took way too many posts until tits were demanded
this site is full of faggots and children now
>>684876942
stick the ring in my pooper
>>684878522
Rollerino
>>684878488
That's a lot to memorize by tonight or will she hold up her phone and start reading it off?
"Yes but I'm actually a nigger."
>>684878623
Reroll
if 69, post your tits like you were supposed to. didn't you read the rules?
Its time to get on my knees. Then suck him off, he deserves it cah you sound like a slut
>>684878594
roll
tell him you want to peg him first, to see if he can take "all of you"
>>684878077
rawlin
>>684878488
tldr
:used to be a man
:fucked black guys
>>684878300
If the bitch comes to /b/ then chances are she's a bit of a loose cannnon to begin with and whoever will marry this type of count deserves to be fucked eith
Tell him "I really wish i could say yes but i feel we haven't done all we can before marriage. Why not give it some time"
>>684878077
Roll
>>684878359
Roller
>>684876942
Just tell him you need to think about it then get really uncommunicative
say "Can you give me time to think about it", leave and never come back.
>>684878587
rolling for this
say yes like a normal gf.
>>684878300
kill yourself buddy. youve clearly never been in a real relationship and don't need to be in this thread.
Only if you get me the mcDonalds mcNuggets r/n
>>684878514
roll
>>684878784
rolling for dis
>>684878488
Rouler
>>684878619
Nope, she can hand it to him as a letter saying she'd been thinking about it for a long time now but didn't have the courage to say it aloud.
Is it because OP is engaged that no request for time stamp and tits has been made?
>>684878869
we did it reddit
>>684876942
"I want to make sure we have a prenup"
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
>>684878869
win
Sorry I don't marry faggots
>>684878570
>Nobody demands nudes from a femanon
>we're children
rightttt cause we care so much
How much money are your parents going to give me for my Bachelorette party. I need to know how many chip and dales I can hire
Winrar
Im seeing someone else though but sure
>>684876942
TITS OR GTFO BITCH NOW
>>684878077
lol fuck him up fam
>>684876942
"Holy shit, hold on let me get my phone I wanna record this..."
Then spend a good 5-10 minutes looking for your phone. Let's see how long that fucker's knee holds out.
>>684877336
rolling for this
Immediately start talking about have 5 kids with him.
-or-
Immediately bring up prenups
>>684879024
Hello newfag
>>684879096
NOOOOOOO 96
>>684878869
Ding ding ding
>>684878869
This won't work. We've been fucking for years, he's seen baby pics.
Roll again faggots.
And I'll show my tits if someone would like to timestamp their cock for me.
>>684876942
Only if you let your brother cuck you
>>684879096
reroll
Fucking hell you faggots are too busy thinking you're ruining someone's life that you won't ask for tits and timestamp?
tits or gtfo
>>684879096
lawl rollin
>>684878967
Roll
>>684879205
Let's be honest, lad. We're not getting those tits anyway. OP is a faggot. The best we can do is try to make jokes for the other anons.
>>684876942
>>684877053
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>>684877157
>>684877236
>>684877336
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>>684877586
>>684877872
>>684878077
>>684878300
>>684878331
>>684878359
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>>684878794
>>684878810
>>684878824
1st of all faggots
what you all ment to say was
TIT OR GTFO!!! rules are rules boys cant complain.
>>684879096
dis
>>684879205
stfu 12 yr old go look up boobs on google if you care so much
>>684878675
roll
>>684878300
The comment that makes the most sense and is the most true in this shit show.
>>684878227
>OP admits she's femanon
>/b/ acts normal
>Me confuse
TITS OR GTFO
fuck you
>>684878794
Roll
>>684879330
She's not asking for attention moron. It's a roll thread. Also, she offered tits for timestamped cawk. Read the damned thread.
>>684876942
I hope that whatever you're planning backfires and he murders you. I will be watching the news praying that you, you stupid fucking cunt, get what you actually deserve.
>>684876942
Yes, but I am also letting a refugee family into my house.
They'll want to rape you, but they may rape us together, so that will be fun.
>>684879096
kek
>>684879473
Whoa, someone's damaged.
>>684879049
I've been using the internet forever and TITS OR GTFO has never worked, not even pre hall tuner days nor teh rei is the sex days either and it's femanon books they most likely covered in cheetos and dandruff anyway
>>684878077
top lol friend!
>>684879466
virgin
Pick up your phone and say in a high pitched hood accent: "New phone, Who dis?"
>>684879563
She's already said no to this.
>>684879096
Refucking rolling.
>>684877053
This
>>684876942
Easy.
Say, "Oh my God, Yes!! Wait...you aren't Jewish at all, right? Cause fuck the kikes."
Wait like a week to tell him you were kidding.
>>684878077
murder his pride
>>684878077
Roll
say no
>>684876942
>Femanon
Tits or gtfo
>>684879586
Nope. This is supposed to be one of the most special moments of this bitch's life, and she wants to fuck with the guy.
It won't be long before she's taking nigger dick and sending him snapchats of her niggercum filled asshole.
This is pure degeneracy and I cannot condone or encourage this bullshit.
Your friend from /pol/
say yes
>>684879824
Then say jk
I can't. I can't do it. Not until you post a picture of your cock on facebook, instgram, boss, etc. I want the world to know what I'm working with, and, so others can join in. Only then will I say yes.
>>684879466
White knight to F3
>>684878077
kekerino roll
>>684879852
GET THE FUCK OF MY BOOOOOOOOOOARD
>>684879788
This might be the lamest one yet, are you sure you aren't a kike?
>>684879852
This
Every girl that goes on /b/ is fucked anyway though so it's only a matter of time.
>>684879852
He's right over half marriages fail and the male is statistically going to lose half his shit I'm with you, NatSac
strip all your clothes and start hooting like a nigger. make sure you livestream this
Just start doing jumping jacks
FIRST ST1K3!!!
>>684880189
roll. also invest in the stock market
>>684879096
roooooll
Ask why the ring doesnt have more diamonds. Act insulted
>>684878869
Nigga we made it
>>684876942
Hope you say some of the stupid shit in here and he changes his mind bitch. You gotta take some things in life seriously you mong.
>>684880267
god reroll
>>684880287
this
>>684878077
God no, dont do this.
Do this to some cunt, not the man you're gonna marry. That would destroy him. It will forever niggle in his mind.
Tell him that you don't want a wedding because it's a waste of money and that you'd rather put the money down on a house like a financially responsible adult. And this wouldn't be fucking with him, you have to be game with it.
>>684878077
roll
>>684880240
My imagination took over and I let out a rush of air via my nositrals
>>684880554
roll
>>684877053
So this. Give me a break.
>>684878077
Roll, and add a "faggot"
>>684878077
yeah this ruin all the trust
initiate sex. and make it memorable
>>684879788
>>684880083
How dare you insult my dubs?
>>684876942
>One asks oneself
>If a girl gives no tits + timestamp
>How can a girl be trusted to deliver?
Ergo: tits or GTFO
OP here. This is the saddest fucking thing I've ever seen. He is into the same shit as me, we've been on /b/ since 04. I don't even think he will believe me, he'll know I'm fucking with him.
SO MAKE IT GOOD
burn his house down
>>684879354
>not getting the point
I really thing the US government should have put more time into eugenics research.
Undesirables like you should never have been born.
>>684880767
>He is into the same shit as me
what shit would that be
you're taking my last name, bitch.
show him this entire thread
>>684876942
Tits or gtfo you stupid cunt
>>684876942
Rawlin
Tell him:
Wait, I want you to know, I fucked a black guy last night.
>>684881063
just
>>684880767
Tits than ya saucy babymaker, and how'd we even know you did whatever rolls 69? Just give us the puppies and go make your man a sandwich
>>684880767
Slag fucking bitch.
I cheated on you
just start talking dirty to him, but record it and post it all on /b/ after
let's sit down first. I want to tell you I'm actually sleeping with your best friend. He sent me a picture of his dick by accident and one thing led to another. I'm sorry. But yes, I want to
Marry you.
>>684880767
Slap him, and tell him fuck no
>>684878967
roll
/b/ite him in the dick
>>684881266
This but say it with your back turned sort of inviting HIM in to give you a hardy hamfisted heymaker
>>684881382
Rerolling
>>684880878
Furry yiffing
>>684876942
>most important moment for a couple
>guy is risking the ultimate rejection
>girl wants to play games
Why are women so retarded?
>>684881382
Poster here, post this
I'm sorry I'm only into black guys.
>>684881507
>Implying /b/Tards have best friends
OP say with a forced shrug "maaaaaaybe"
As long as you're okay with me continuing to get gang banged by black guys on the side I'll do it.
>>684881266
Reroll
I have AIDS
>>684880767
Waaaaaait birch you've known him for 12 years or y'all dated for 12 year's?!
>>684879852
Agreed. She sounds like a cunt.
>>684877053
Rolling
>>684879466
Rule applies to femanons that announce that they are a femanon.
Rule doesn't apply to femanons that reveal they are a femanon after digging or prying the info from them.
Ex) "Are you a femanon? Your diction is very feminine."
So fuck off mate, she announced it, clearly wants attention.
>>684882116
She's a fuckin /b/tard, what do you expect?
I have a consistent anal leakage.
What the fuck is up with all the black guy fucking comments?
Tell'em you got that yellow fever and "it just won't quit!"
>>684879466
Rule applies to anyone who announces themselves as a femanon.
She could have asked the question without explicitly stating that she's a femanon.
She needs tits and time stamp or to gtfo.
I'll say yes, if I can see you suck a cock first.
I want to see you pleasure a man.
Proceed to get a 3rd man to join, have sex, and watch him go gay for you.
Then tell him it didnt turn you on enough, so you wont accept his proposal.
>>684882468
It's implyed or use to be till the faggots got the right of marriage thanks Satan
i'm seeing someone else
>>684879157
Just ask him first
My mom died in an accident today
I can not marry you. I have been sleeping with your best friend
>>684882842
Deliver the tits OP
>>684881674
Woman hater spotted.
If hes not a pathetic faggot he will find it hilarious.
Honestly though OP, Just do an Aragorn when he tries to give you the ring, do a big wide smile, then say no and walk out.
2 minutes later, text him to come outside, and then say yes and that you were fucking with him and how silly he was for thinking that you would ever deny him.
>>684878077
This
>>684876942
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
Have a sharpie already in your pooper. When he asks you, you say yes and you bend over displaying the sharpie. He must put the ring on the sharpie. You may forever live in bliss.
>Thank me on your 50th anniversary.
>>684883620
ROLL
I won
Scream REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>684883620
>Have a sharpie already in your pooper. When he asks you, you say yes and you bend over displaying the sharpie. He must put the ring on the sharpie. You may forever live in bliss.
>>Thank me on your 50th anniversary.
say this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnIGBZlMpmg
>>684883620
This
Ask him for how long
>>684883620
This.
This is incredible.
>>684883620
Fucking rolling for this
Please poop on my belly
>>684883620
Rolling for this
Still need a winner.>>684883620
if you live on the ground floor, put a mattress outside, hand around the room where it is, when he asks, take a leap out the window, run away, and then walk in through the front door like nothing's happened.
5 mins later, say yes.
>>684885222
Checked, also what this guy wanted if 69
>>684876942
You should get down on your knees when he does and go for a grapple technique. Then find your way to get him in a headlock. Say stuff like " I'll murder your whole family, including myself if I put that ring on."
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>684885480
Reroll for this shit
Tell him u have cancer
>>684876942
you have a stupid boyfriend.
hope you take advantage of your marriage situation, cuz the law sure will.
>>684876942
Wedding rings can't melt steel hearts
>>684886016
reroll
lmao golden
>>684885480
One mor
>>684883620
gotta reroll this last time
>>684879012
Chippendales
hahaha
>>684876942
Go Mike Tyson on his ear
>>684877872
roll
>>684878077
no she's going to marry this guy WTF
"Yes Paul Yes a thousand times yes" or if name is actually paul say Greg
>>684878077
Dis
>>684878077
This woman
>>684878077
Roll
>>684878077
Rollims
>faggot testing something
>>684887722
Triple dubs, sweet
how the fuck has there only been 1 69?? The only one going to OP
Drop your pants and piss on the floor no matter where you are. Then start rolling around in it and yelling scallafoo hafkar
>>684878077
Roll
>>684888012
It means OP has to say no
Tell him you've just inherited 500k, so as much as you love him, you'll need time to think about it.
>>684878077
Rawlings
>>684888353
roll
>>684888353
rolleroo
>>684888353
rollcityutah
>>684888353
rollerdinoneighborino
tell him that you need to talk to him look as guilty as possible cry if you can and tell him you've been cheating because his dick wasnt big enough
Of course ill marry you.is it alright that I find both your dad and mom equally attractive and tempting...?
>>684889389
Rolling. + pls let me peg u
>>684878077
Rolling for this one again
>>684878077
69 get
>>684883620
This
>>684883620
This.
"Fuck a duck nigger"
>>684878077
Cheq eet