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Should i start smoking ?

any benefits of doing it
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Nope.
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>asking an anonymous forum for permission to kill yourself slowly
Go right ahead OP.
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>>684846714
You'll finally be cool
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>>684846714
>Benefits
I mean it feels kinda nice if you start to get addicted

Other than that it's not worth it
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Just kill yourself now. Why would you waste your time and money on smoking?
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>>684846714

smoker of 12 years here.

no benefits.

causes more problems than it is enjoyable. and i enjoy the shit out cigarettes.

don't start smoking.
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I do it only when I need to scrum the fuck out of some project.
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>>684846714
If you need something to force you to get off you ass every hour then yeah.
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>>684846714
Your shits will become more regular.

>Wake up
>cigarette
>decent shit
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>>684846714
Benefits are if you're young enough you can make a wish from the Make-A-Wish foundation when you're dying from lung cancer. Go to Disneyland or someshit.
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>>684846956

Yeah thanks anon, what a useful answer im going to go tie myself a nice noose and go hang myself
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>>684846714
Don't be an asshole. Smokers are weaklings. Adult drug addicts dependent on pacifiers. Don't be pathetic.
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>>684847052
>Go to Disneyland or someshit.
But what if I want to go to 6 Flags?
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Nope, just retarded.
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Fucking this, although it's the nicotine as i switched to vaping half year ago
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>>684846714
it makes u cool
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>>684847111
checked
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>>684846714
>benefits

Oh. Gee you can be 'cool' but that died out in the 90's.

But, there is always cancer and other long term problems. Really, the only reason start doing it is because of them being pressured to keep doing it because of the tons of chemicals in it tricking your fucking brain into doing it.
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>>684846714
>Become addicted
>fuck up your lungs
>trouble breathing
>cancer
I mean look at yourself
>have to constantly go find a place to smoke
>so much fucking money

Why is this even a question in this day and age
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>>684847201
>>684847042
meant as reply
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>>684846714
>Bad breath
>Clothes might end up smelling bad too
>Yellow teeth
>Reduced lung capacity
>Withdrawal symptoms
Cancer isn't the only thing that should keep you away from cigarettes fam
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I'm 24 never smoked a ciggy in my life.

Daily marijuana smoker though . . . tried buying tabacco to roll a spliff but just makes me wanna hurl.

A cigar is okay, nice head rush & body buzz.

Aparently nicotine helps you write better. Google it . . . get an e cig vape pen bruh?
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>>684847309
i was thinking more of the stress relieves, i dont give a fuck about being cool. but thanks to some good answers i think there really are no benefits of it at all
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stay the fuck away from them. Ive been smoking for 15 or so years and hate myself every day for it. Ive tried and tried to quit smoking and give up and go back to smoking, which, yeah makes me weak Just stay the fuck away from them
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yes you will be cool and your teeth will turn yellow, you will always smell like a fucking bonfire, using shit ton of money that you are literally just burning away, always leave a nice social situation because you cant fucking smoke inside anywhere. very many benefits:)
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>>684847764
Relieve stress? The only stress it relieves is whenever you're withdrawing from not having the nicotine.
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>>684846714
>>684846714
Op, tbh it's all up to yourself.

If you want to you should, i'll give you my experience so far.

>Been smoking for almost 10 years now
>Helps with socialising at bars/parties
>keeps the stress in check at work
>tastes great with coffee
>But it also makes it hard to run / be physically active for longer then a few seconds, as breathing becomes a bit harder.
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>>684847829
Can i ask you, what is making you not be able to stop. is it just the intense urge to smoke kinda like when the shit feeling builds up so much you just need to go for a shit
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>>684848002
Its hard to explain. I can quit for about a week, and then after that, . It seems like everything agitates me to the point it just pisses me off and I head right back for a smoke. Which is pretty commen for people that are trying to quit. Plus you eat a fuck ton
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>>684847948
>social
What bar can you go in? Its nationally banned
>stress check
So is squeezing a ball or just going outside and standing there not smoking
>coffee
So does other food that isnt going to kill you
>inb4 donuts
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>>684846714
Look cool, feel great, never stop partying.
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>>684848002
It's breaking a habit, just like nail biting or other bad habits. Also you get a craving. Imagine craving for something such as pizza or chocolate after a hangover. You want something and that's all you can think about no matter what else you eat or drink. Makes you irritable and uncomfortable.
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>>684848758
This. PLus its a two part habit. The mental part for the Nicotine, and the physical habit or having a smoke in your hand and mouth. Which is why a lot who try and quit or are quitting tends to eat a shit load, its the physical habit of having something in your hand and mouth.
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>>684846714
>you'll loose weight
>picking up chicks will be easier
>your voice will be deeper and sound more manly
>you'll always know on what to spend your money
>you'll have something to do during lunch brakes
>it just looks cool
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>>684848758
You're missing the nicotine,not the smoke.
Go to your doc and ask for wellbutrin,it cuts the urge from within your brain.
Nicotine patches or better yet gum so you get your oral fixation and your nicotine

You dont want to stop,you just want to have an excude to not stop,or to tell peopel you're stopping so they get off your ass

Stop making excuses for your retardation 15 years ago
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Do it, you can use it as an excuse to get more breaks at work.

You won't have to worry about cancer until you're like 80.
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This folish boy
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>>684849113

>Nationally banned
Assuming i'm from you country...
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>>684849405
I never let my employees take breaks out side of their alloted brakes,smoker or not.
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Why smoke when you can vape like any other 13yo cuck.
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>>684849649

Correction ment: 684848597
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>>684849113
>you'll loose weight
Studies proving that? I know several obese people who smoke
>picking up chicks will be easier
Probably only chicks who smoke
>your voice will be deeper and sound more manly
Coughing constantly and having a deep voice are two different things buddy
>you'll always know on what to waste your money
FTFY
>you'll have something to do during lunch brakes
Most people eat food and talk with people but I guess if you like just standing outside breathing smoke it's up to you fam
>it just looks cool
lmao do you live in the 90s or something?
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>>684846714
I hope you have enough money in the bank for chemo, dumbass
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>>684846714
Don't start. Worst decision I've ever made. I smoked on and off for about 7 years. Tried quitting so many times with no success. Finally switched to an ecig about a year/year and a half ago. Down to 1.5mg nicotine and couldn't be happier. Soon to be done with this thing.
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if you promise your health insurance company that you will keep smoking for e.g. 15 years the monthly fee goes down
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>>684846714
Bum one off of a friend or something
If you like it then smoku smoki
If you don't then don't
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>>684847404
>>684847313
this

smoking is literally the most retarded thing you can do
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>>684849113
>you'll always know on what to spend your money

You're a special kind of autist
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Smoking cigarettes is stupid. You throw your money through the window and all that shit gives you is health problems.

Same goes for vaping, but it makes you look like some winny bernie sanders voting asshole on top of that.
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>>684846714
>any benefits of doing it
You'll finally be cool.
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>>684848597
Cause everybody lives in murica
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>>684847042
This
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If you choose to become a smoker in today's society, you might as well just label yourself mentally retarded.
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>>684846714
Yes. Makes you look cool.
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>>684846714

Pros:
>social smoking at bars or concerts is a great way to meet people

Cons:
>expensive
>cancer
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>>684846714
makes you look bad ass and it's a great way to break the ice with sluts outside a bar...give them a smoke and light..
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Stop with this cancer meme
Even if you're a life long smoker statistically you probably won't get lung cancer
Heart disease is what you should worry about
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>>684846714
>ITT health fags saying how unhealthy it is while eating big macs and living on their computer chair.

No one is perfect, smokers no more than anyone else. My advice is to find what you enjoy in life and let that slowly kill you, food, smoke, cars, ponys, even health nuts kill themselves with their diets.
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>tfw my cig smoking mother's tooth decay is so bad I can't even tolerate talking to her.
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>>684850945
>Pros:
>>social smoking at bars or concerts is a great way to meet people
I hate how cig smokers are such attention whores. they always wanna have a smoke when they're in a crowd.
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>>684850039
>Studies proving that?
I have the studies right here *grabs junk*
just think about it afraid-of-cancer-cuck, insted of buying a sandwich you will buy a pack of cigs, also it is prooven that it decreaises your appetite
>Probably only chicks who smoke
yeah, you ask her for a lighter of she comes over to your table to borrow a smoke. After that, when you get together, you can stop smoking together. It's pretty sure she will force you to quit, so you are her project and you can be sure she wont leave you.
>Coughing constantly
only at the begining, just like jellow fingers. It stops and changes your voice, it depends on you though if it will be for the better or for the worse
>you'll always know on what to waste your money
it's not a wast if you consume them, it's a waste if you trow them away withouth using them.
>Most people eat food and talk with people but I guess if you like just standing outside breathing smoke it's up to you fam
yeah, you're out, breating in the fresh air mixed with nicotine and other cancerous shit they put in cigs for taste, you talk to people and have a break
>lmao do you live in the 90s or something
AYY! no, but holding a cig wil always look cool, just like smoking a pipe will always make you look like a wise grandpa or father figure
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>>684847042
Cigarettes AND coffee. You're guaranteed empty bowels 100% of the time.
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You will most likely be on oxygen or an inhaler when you're older or even sooner. Lung disease/Lung cancer. Expensive as fuck. People look at you and think you're a fucking idiot. You smell like shit and everything you own (including your teeth) turn yellow. Have fun smoking, faggot.
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>>684850519
yeah, but I'm also a non smoker and hate when my friend don't have enough money for a beer/coffee because they had to buy cigs so I just had to put it in the list
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>>684846714
i don't recommend smoking cigs
any 'benefits' will not outweigh the precautions of becoming addicted to it
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>>684851398
>I hate how cig smokers are such attention whores. they always wanna have a smoke when they're in a crowd.

Nigga just walk away from the crowd what are you 12? Take your room temperature IQ somewhere else
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>>684851651
I don't see the point you're trying to make.
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What country? There's a bunch of bars in Texas you can smoke in.
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Are you fucking stupid? You must be if you're on /b/ asking if you should take up smoking. Yes, at least 40 a day. Queer.
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>>684851793
that it would be better to spend it on coffee or beer with me
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>>684846714
>any benefits?
you won't have to live as long in your pathetic skin
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>>684846887
That's the worst real shitty fucking thing with thase damn bastard cigarets
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>>684846714
no dude... you dont wanna find out what its like to be broke and craving a fucking cigarette
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>>684851513
Stopped reading at 'cuck' fam
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>>684851513
>I have the studies right here *grabs junk*
holy fucking shit go back to 9gag
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>>684852160
it has a nice sound to it,
''cancer-cuck''
at leaste better than scared-of-tumors-twat
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>>684846714
£5.24 on the pack
£5.41 on the shelf

Fuck that shop.
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>>684851513
> it is prooven that it decreaises your appetite
because anorexia is a good thing
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>>684852582
The reason I don't smoke isn't cancer though. It's because I don't want to smell like shit 24/7.
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>>684852776
>Decreased appetite = anorexia

Are you even thinking before you press that post button?
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>>684852776
yeah, you will turn into a skeleton if you smoke
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>>684853175
Hnng. I'm trying to be sober, I'm developing schizophrenia because of chainsmoking.
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None, but if you want a decent euphoria while drinking and are too poor for coke they help. They also help when you mix them with most drugs.

But if you're an irresponsible fag then you'll probably get addicted.
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>>684852858
I actually realy dig the smel of smoke and cigarettes, I don't get why people get so turned of by it.
I don't smoke because I don't want to be addicted to it, being addicted to love is enough. Also I'm poor, don't want my voice to change, if I get any thinner I will die and if I drink more coffee than I already am my teeth will turn golden brown
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>>684852019
Then why include it in a list of things that are beneficial to smoking...?
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>>684852160
while using the term "fam"
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>>684853982
for the lulz
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>>684847187
I said "or someshit"
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>>684854156
I keep forgetting that /b/ doesn't change it to senpai
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>>684854156
Why did I lose to this
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>>684846714
Don't start. I always try not to think how much I've spent on cigarettes, not to mention the pain I get in my chest. I'm still only in my 20s as well.
Every time I try to quit, no matter what method, I always go back after a week or 2.
Don't bother anon, waste of money, time and your life.
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>>684846714
Depends on your occupation, IMO
Like if you work at, say, McDonalds, then yeah it could probably help you get through the day if you find it stressful
And in reverse, if you got a job that pays incredibly well, then there's no reason not to once in a while
But if you're in the middle, don't simply because you need the money you earn and your good health to be able to earn.
Just the way I see this situation.
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Just smoke weed, not nasty ass useless tobacco poison
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>>684855404
What if you have no friends or know a dealer to actually buy from ?
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try pipe smoking my friend
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>>684850477
but its cool. i bet u never been cool loser hhaha
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Smoke weed everyday. That's where the real benefits are.
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>>684846714
You look cool.

But you fuck up your lungs.

Still better than not smoking.
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>>684846714
I smoke when I want to feel a tiny bit high for like 15 minutes and I don't have time to get high with weed. Other than that it's a good way to socialize and meet new people as long as you don't smoke a pack a day.
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>>684846714
You can't even count on the cool factor anymore, most people just think you're a fag if you smoke.
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>>684846714
Shit only relax yourself for a short time and, maybe, make you look cool.

Don't smoke, fag
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