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Everywhere.
Kill yourself.
>>684836240
are u changed gender?
I think it's called a she wee.
But nothing stops you from just cutting a plastic funnel to the same shape
>>684836240
On the web you faggot
>>684836532
Thats the beauty of it. They're so fucking incompetent that they need a company to make it for them
>>684836714
>>684836532
I'd like to see you try to cut a round funnel into that shape. I'll laugh my fucking ass off at your failure.
>>684836240
www.gofuckyourself.com/Imacunt
>>684836240
poundland (uk)
>>684837240
If you cut up a water bottle, you would have the same thing. It's really not that fucking difficult
>>684836240
It's called a P EZ Female Urination Device with Case - Stand Up & Pee. it's made of soft silicone.
It costs $1.61 on amazon (with probably $12.00 S&H)
>>684837380
Underrated
>>684837474
You will not have the same thing. this device is inexpensive at $1.61, and it is made of soft silicone and it has a case.
With cutting a water bottle you're going to end up with something that might work in a bind, but not something designed for the purpose of a girl standing up and peeing.
>>684837474
Just jam a sharp plastic bottle into your vag
Wow
>>684836437
>>684836577
>>684837380
>>684837387
>>684837812
What is wrong with something like this for a girl? How does this make life worse for anyone, if a woman or trans gendered person uses this?
Why get jimmies all rustled for nothing. There is no need to be upset.gif
>>684838084
you dont put it in you. just hold it up to your body.
>>684836240
It's a funnel. You can get them for a dollar at any hardware store.
Also can't women pee standing up by applying pressure just above and to either side of the urethra?
>>684836532
Should have called it the Shenis or something
>>684837240
here ya go anon!
>>684838187
Mentally ill "women" who use this device should be burned at the stake. Cunts have godgiven equipment that works just fine without this. I can't believe you SJW faggots support this.
>>684838347
I can never tell when these people are serious because I have met two adult women so far that honestly didn't know that the urethra and vagina were two different openings.
One was a good friend that was super embarrassed, the other was a cunt that shared too much and didn't believe me.
>>684837579
It is shipped for free
>>684838447
unless they pee like a fire hydrate, it'll run down there pants.
>>684837240
I get that its difficult for you to contain your autism but try refraining from posting before consulting your caregiver/guardian
>>684838187
Because it serves no purpose. It isn't about morality or equal rights. It's about unchecked capitalism targeting the vulnerable.
>>684838646
yes they should squat in the woods and get bit in the vag by a snake.
>>684838646
> Cunts have godgiven equipment
But, this is impossible since god is imaginary (all of them)
There's a bunch of pussies in this thread that can't stand to see girls doing what guys do every day. This is a good device for camping trips and hell even long car trips. Now it'll be less of a hassle to do something outdoorsy or to go on long trips without stopping every hour so she can Piss. Anyone bitching about this is just retarded.
>>684838854
Nah, it narrows the opening while tilting it to make the urine come straight out. Drips are no more an issue that with a dong.
>>684839022
*tibs bedora x-DDDD
>>684838972
Ok, OK... this was a pretty good lefty point. I laughed. I was almost sure OP was a lefty.
why is everyone so mad isnt this just for bitches who wanna piss outdoors w/o having to pop a squat
On the web you stupid fuck. It says it right on the picture.
>>684839158
I'd rather hab a bedore than a maginary frend
>>684837579
if it's on amazon, it PROBABLY costs next to nothing for shipping. it MIGHT cost $12, but it's not likely.
>>684839238
I know right?
>>684839434
it's shipped for free, I checked
>>684837865
why would it come with a case? anything that costs <$2 and I'm supposed to piss on/in gets counted as disposable in my book
>>684839434
$1.61 + Free Shipping
In stock. Sold by Eagle Sports
>>684837579
Not unless you have prime you cheap fuck
>>684838972
How does it not serve a purpose? I'm assuming you've never been outside in the woods considering you're on here, but let's pretend you're out in the woods and you gotta pee, would you rather pull your pants all the way down to your ankles and squat, making sure your pants are out of range from your pee, or just pull them down a tiny bit and pee?
>>684838747
Yo she was my neighbor. I went to Terry fox
>>684838603
kek
>>684839522
Well, a thinking person would put it back in the case (so it doesn't leak pee everywhere) until the person could get to a sink and wash it with soap and water - then put it back in its case, back into the glove box - vs littering (I'm supposing you're not going to go find a trashcan to throw your new device and its case away)
>>684836240
They pack those for women in the military
>>684839645
Amazon Prime is not required for all free shipping. Amazon vendors sometimes have free shipping on their own.
>>684836240
It doesn't work as well as advertised. Gf's dyke friend got one and just pissed all other her pants and hand. Was at the start of a day long tramp with no change of pants or underwear. kek.
>>684836240
So what do you do with that thing once you're done and it's covered in pee?
fucking genius!
Does it work in reverse too?
>>684839721
Sad story/horrific people, behind all that IMO
>>684836240
I first remember seeing this on /k/ as something that would be handed out to female soldiers, particularly snipers, so that they could urinate easier while in the field.
>>684836240
that seem unsanitary to carry around
>>684840101
maybe she got into a hurry, didn't make sure it sealed around the edges, maybe she pissed like a racehorse and overloaded it at the back.
Maybe it takes practice?
>>684840494
Urine is sterile.
>>684840173
It goes back into its case. It's made of soft silicone, so I suppose it folds up.
>>684836240
Auto part stores give out paper ones for free. You would know that if you were a man.
>>684839911
nah, i usually carry a plastic bag or something for trash and then throw it in a bin when I come to one. littering's for scrubs.
>>684840660
When it's leaving the body.. afterwards it gets contaminated ye goof.
>>684836240
At festivals.
Good God you people are boring.
>>684840660
ya but the other shit to come out of a girls vagina are not
>>684840660
then go piss in a corner of a hot room and see how sterile it smells in a week. bacteria grow in that shit.
>>684840660
>it is not sterile
>it is sterile -to you-
>even if it was there's a bacterial flora in the urethra and labia that it would pick up and grow
>>684838447
Yes, I had a gf in highschool who could piss higher than me from a standing position, it was fucking outrageous
>>684841048
Bacteria grows on everything
>>684840230
FYI you could turn it backwards, wear it like a bane mask, and huff queefs out of their vag.
>>684836240
It's found on the web, says so right in the picture... You must be stupid
>>684840777
well, OK then, spend your $1.61, wait a week for delivery, carry it around, piss in it and throw it and its case it in the bin with your plastic bag. Well done.
Thanks for contributing to more plastic waste in the landfills. Isn't disposable great?
>>684836240
i supose you are not aware that wxist the very same thing but made of paper and desponsable?!
Ad it exist since ages ago!
>>684841560
>>684841166
>gf in highschool who could piss higher than me from a standing position
How could you allow this to happen?
>>684836240
My mother has one of these
>>684841560
underrated
>>684841353
doesn't grow in rubbing alcohol
doesn't grow in whiskey (ok, might grow in whiskey over a long period; never left it sitting around long enough to know with any confidence)
doesn't grow on stainless steel (this is actually true; crazy, right?)
doesn't grow under those blue hand-washing lights (supposedly)
>>684841693
reusable > disposable
Do you not think of the environment at all?
>>684838187
Honestly I would just use it for fun, if I bought it
>>684842114
>>684841353
>Bacteria grows on everything
Bacteria won't grow in 99.99999999999999999999999999999999% of the known universe. Most of the universe will kill you instantly.
>>684840230
(Lower right corner)
I been in a bar like this before
>She didn't need a gogirl device. In fact it wasn't a she.
>>684841911
She was a tiny Chinese gymnast, flat as a board with tungsten carbide pelvic muscles. The amount of pressure behind her pee was inhumane. She could fill up a 1 liter bottle in under 5 seconds.
I like to imagine she took up a carreer as a graffiti cleaner, straight up blasting crips and bloods gangtags from subway tunnels with her piss
>>684842334
Do you have a vagina or a penis?
>>684842595
are you high?
>>684841608
eh, disposable's not the end all be all, but it's definitely better than getting piss on your hands when you take the thing out of its case to wash it.
and, really, can you put a price on the peace of mind that comes with not having to wonder if you got all the piss off the thing the next time you use it? I mean, UTIs are no joke.
>>684842665
>straight up blasting crips and bloods gangtags from subway tunnels with her piss
Oh the humanity!
>>684842595
>99.99999999999999999999999999999999%
Kill yourself
But you're partially right.
>>684842802
No, but if I was I'd still be more clever than you.
>>684838499
im voting for this.
>>684842233
so what, we stop using TP and wipe our asses w/ wash cloths? I might entertain that my notion of using the plastic version as a disposable is bad, but c'mon! There's a paper version
>>684841166
>challenge pissing
>how does it work?
>if you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you'll get no down payment
>>684842692
whynotboth.png
>>684842383
what? all of those (with maybe the exception of whiskey) are true. sorry I don't have a meme folder to help reinforce (or just replace) my argument.
>>684842692
Dude, it's 2016.
>>684842595
so, you're right, but 99.9~% of the universe is empty vacuum, so it's kinda not really helping the point. some form of bacteria will grow in most places on Earth, but there are definitely places where it won't.
>>684842816
>eh, disposable's not the end all be all, but it's definitely better than getting piss on your hands when you take the thing out of its case to wash it.
If I had a need for it, I'd use it, then allow it to stop dripping piss before I put it back into its case.
It's not huge, and it's made of soft silicone which has antibacterial properties of its own. Other than that, soaping it down with warm water would not be a monumental issue.
Throwing away things that you pissed on seems worse somehow.
Have you seen the massive plastic floating in the Pacific? There is at least one youtube video about it.
https://youtu.be/1qT-rOXB6NI
>>684836240
Its a she wee. My ex had one for camping/Festivals.
Was insanely more convenient for her.
I dont know why more women dont have them.
>>684836458
>>684836240
Penis envy so much? Impared psychosexual development, confirmed mental illness
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_envy
>>684843100
Piss and shit are really very different, so that comparison is not perfect.
OK, so i gotta draw the line with that, but more advanced countries have bidet as a normal thing, which would reduce paper waste.
I'm considering getting a bidet.
>>684841560
Shit like this is why I come back here.
God dammit. Never stop being you.
>>684842816
I think most would have more peace of mind knowing they can Piss upright in a fairly clean, quick manner, without needing to worry about making a funnel from a bottle, or the sharp edges cutting her, or for a place to throw away the Piss bottle (especially outdoors hiking or camping). This is far more practical than not, I mean incontinent and old people walk around with fucking catheters and shit bags strapped to them, that's far grosser than having a good comfortable funnel that allows you to pee more efficiently.
>>684843828
well shit anon. there's basically a whole island of stuff for you to reuse. why buy a new one w/ a case when you can just go grab one and clean it off? There's probably even something on trash island that you could put it in after you piss in it.
>>684843455
>Not being able to use google to get a simple reaction image
Are you sure you have enough brain capacity to type and breathe at the same time?
>>684842692
>>684843740
I didn't ask what year it was. I asked >>684842334 if they had a penis or vagina, because if you have a penis, this device will not be that much fun imo.
>>684844294
gosh, I like the way you think. People make the world go round, while people like you make it spin really fast.
>>684844272
if a girl's really worried about all that shit, then wouldn't she just take a sheet so she could use it as a makeshift curtain and squat to piss?
and the old people who know what's up buy disposable catheter parts.
>>684844688
>disposable catheter parts
Doesn't that shit hurt to put in?
>>684844322
i just don't give enough of a fuck to do it.
but hey, at least you used your words this time. that's a step up. a small step since you worded so shittily, but a step up nonetheless.
>>684844688
>just take a sheet
Appropriating white culture again? you need to check the shit out of your fucking privilege.
>>684844663
i'm all about that efficiency, yo!
>>684845098
>>684845150
shit, you're right. why doesn't she just buy a sheet?
>>684844925
Yeah but they're made of flexible plastic now instead of the rigid metal ones back in the day. They're "self-guiding", so to speak. If you need a catheter for medical reasons you don't have much choice anyway else you die.
>>684845340
>regression
>>684844688
Yeah and contribute to the ever-growing pile of nondisposable waste that's polluting the planet. But they're old, why should they care? They'll be dead in ten years time anyway. Us younger people need to take better care of the planet, or we'll make it uninhabitable for ourselves and our progeny. Don't mistake me, we won't destroy life on earth, we'll just make it so earth can't sustain US. Maybe you don't care, but you and the rest of us will be blamed when our descendents are all choking on their final breaths. Disposable is never better, unless what you're disposing of is compostable.
I do have a question though, why does it matter to you? You most likely aren't a chick, you have no need for one of these, they aren't marketed for you, so why do you care about them?
>>684845499
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>684845250
Fuck yeah, but no. I don't want or need one of those devices, because I'm a racist, bigoted, cis-gendered man (with one wife, that is a woman), and I'm the most atheist person on this board.
But, I don't have a problem with women or trans gendered people trying to figure out how to piss easier
>>684844272
I agree with this post, if the device performs as advertised. I asked my wife about it, and she's not interested in it at all though. She doesn't have a problem with popping a squat.
>>684845902
If you don't have a vagina, they aren't for you, and they aren't trying to make you buy it. Just like tampons, your opinion on this item is irrelevant, becaus it doesn't concern you,
>>684845735
if we make life sustainable here we'll just drag ass on getting away from here. you're just advocating that we enable future generations to sit on their lazy asses and enjoy the fruits of our hard labor instead of going out and making (finding, i guess, under the circumstances) a better world form themselves.
and I don't care. if she wants to reuse it, that's totally her call. but you should care. the fact that these things exist is wasteful when women can piss just fine without them. it's like if I had a rubber hose to make sure I didn't accidentally splash piss on the toilet seat; it'd be handy, but it's certainly not necessary.
>>684845785
well, clearly, I'm fucked.
also, does it burn when you shit fury? i imagine it's like the day after you get overambitious at a thai restaurant
>>684846288
True, true, it's all about personal preference man.
>>684836240
It's a plastic fucking funnel
>>684836240
They sell them at Gander Mountain.
>>684838646
Yes, how dare women want to have the convenience of peeing while standing up, camping in the woods.
Were you born this stupid, or did your foster parents allow you to fall off the edge of a laundromat dryer at a young age? Fucking cretin.
>>684845902
but if they can piss without one isn't it just another example of american extravagance? she could piss sitting or squatting, but that's how the heathen furners do it. she's a modern woman who has the option to piss off a cliff or next to a couple of men.
also that... how is that a selling point? I thought everyone was all up in arms about having trans women in the women's bathroom, but now this thing's advertising that a woman can pee next to men?
>>684846477
A little
>>684846299
The item is not irrelevant to me, because helping to reduce animal and human misery is definitely in my purview. This is why I don't mind furthering ways for people, regardless of their gender, maximizing their well being. If it helps make people more happy or content, I'm all for it.
I think we're not enemies, even though I'm a white cis-gendered, racist, bigoted atheist male with balanced political views.
>>684846728
well, i'd like the convenience of using the nice smelling bathroom with the couches that doesn't have piss all over the floor, but that would make some women uncomfortable. is it any less valid that this makes me uncomfortable? or am I about to get to start going in whichever bathroom i feel like?
>>684846381
Thats exactly what we are doing, take a look around you. And I do think a lot of women would rather use one of these than constantly half-undressing and uncomortably half-squatting to pee, trying to aim enough to not pee on yourself or your clothing. But I doubt you'd understand, you are a guy with a Dick you can just whip out and piss with when you want. Thinking that you can say wahts right for someone with fenale anatomy is stupid. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not a good idea.
>>684836240
I believe these can now be found in target bathrooms.
>>684846827
People with vaginas appropriating male culture. Check your fucking privilege you Nazi (I want my cake and fuck it too) cunt.
>>684836240
they sell those all over the place go to literally any camping store ever
>>684847129
Eh, most people I know are bigoted about one thing or another, and all are racistto some degree, even if they say they aren't. We probably aren't enemies, and I honestly just jumped into you guys's conversation to make my point. Your point is valid, though, I concur.
>>684847146
>honestly believes most women's restrooms have a couch
>>684847290
just because I was born with a penis doesn't make me any less capable of reaching a logical conclusion about someone without one. thinking otherwise is just femanazi bs.
and honestly, is it really that much of a hassle? I cant imagine it's nearly as cumbersome as having to figure out how to squat and pee with only one leg because you're a girl born in a shitty part of the world and lost the leg to infection, war, or terrorism. that seems like a much better use of $1.67, so I can't help but think that the women who want these are selfish. maybe they never thought about it that way, but not thinking about the plight of others is kinda the definition of selfishness.
>>684847290
>>684847454
well, am I a man or a woman?
tbh, i'm eagerly awaiting the decision. it's a question that's been bothering me for a long time... it'll be nice to finally have some closure
>>684848103
>>684847550
Life is rough. We should all help each other. We don't need a government to mandate it and force it upon us.
This is how the current humanoid has successfully survived with natural selection. It is our ability to create allies and work together, not manufacture reasons to hate and hurt others.
>>684848250
aw damnit... that doesn't make it any clearer at all
>>684848103
Well, so if you're a woman in a man's body, your troubles with peeing are still difficult if you're wearing a dress - but the dress helps to cover your dingus while you squat right?
>>684836240
I bought one for my sister when she went on her trip around the world, GoGirl is the one i got her, it comes with a case and if you are traveling might to pick up a few disposable ones for your friends
http://www.amazon.com/Go-Girl-Female-Urination-Lavender/dp/B003BEDUS6
http://www.amazon.com/HealthAndYoga-Intimate-Disposable-Unfriendly-Toilets-/dp/B00XLAIPOE/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?
Sup guys i was just working over a thing i just found out, its called penis envy, a psychosexual state of development and... THE FUCK
>>684848300
isn't it more likely that it's a combination of both? working together in small groups but maintaining progress through competition? the highest density of scientific achievement in time has been during times of war. obviously we have to work with SOME of the others, but if we're all us and there's no them, then what drives us to do better? sure some people would work just for the sake of it, but most people are worthless fucks who would much rather sit around watching the bachelor or some equally worthless shit while their minds and bodies rot away
we shouldn't need governments to tell us what to do, but that doesn't change the fact that, by and large, we do need governments to tell us what to do.