So how is this done? Im completely baffled guys
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So how is this done? Im completely baffled guys
scientists insert spaghetti seeds into a pig fetus and let them grow until the meat is ready and then they're easily chopped out and cooked
Stick the pasta through while it's still raw.
>>684829549
DONT DO THIS, it creates mustard gas
bury the spaghettis alive and take them out dead, then they just insert themselves by their own will
Stick uncooked spaghetti into chopped hot dogs then boil till noodles are soft. Then eat and get fucked up like a boss
>>684829799
>hot dogs
it's called a wiener
>>684829549
cuck knows nothing about science, reported
>>684829549
I JUST MURDERED PASTA YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>684829368
>So how is this done?
Quantum physics.
Stick it in when it's long and hard...it's done when its soft.
Guys that image is obviously photoshoped .
>>684829368
boil pasta, boil hot dogs, then stick the pasta trough a needle and proceed trough the sliced hot dogs.
>>684830033
That's what she said
Leave to rot for about a year, worms and parasites will make their home there.
Kill and cook, and it's safe to eat.
In this thread: really fucking dumb bait for 12 year old autistic kids.
>>684830007
it is a complex pasta / hot dog duality function
>>684830173
12 Year old autistic kids would already be banned by now. Because they're 12 and autistic.
holes are poked through sausages with raw spaghetti, then cooked spaghetti is very carefully inserted into those holes with tweezers.
>>684830173
and one guy who wasted his time
>>684830074
either that or some 30 y o kissless virgin just turned into a wizard and did this
>>684829368
>boiling hotdogs
>>684829549
Pleb
>>684830119
>>684830007
>>684829368
When the pasta is still hard and uncooked
just spear it through the hot dog chunks, boil and there ya go.
>>684829549
Always one clown who finks he de smart one
>>684829368
Congratulations, you're a moron. It's bloody obvious.
>>684829368
you throw it to the trash bin, spaghettis are for cucks
>>684830427
He's got it
>>684830427
Kill yourself mr fancy pants
>>684830482
I know these fucking trolls ruin every attempt of a serious scientific discussion
>>684829368
don't put the soft spagetti iside the sausages, put the soft sosages aroud the spagethi
In order to do this you must use diamond infused spaghetti. Regular spaghetti is too soft to penetrate sausage in a way as shown in the picture. But since diamond is the hardest metal known to man, spaghetti infused with it can penetrate sausage without much effort.
>>684830124
Summer's not here yet, stay in school kid.
>>684830690
then eating them will turn you into candleja-
Oh I get it this is an autism test.
>>684830800
Dubs don't lie (pasta does)
>>684829368
>2016
>not knowing how to use a spaghetti sewing needle.
Get it together anon...
>>684830940
>you fucking ne-
I made some for my two 3 year old nieces. Their minds were fucking blown.
>>684830800
No, it would n-
>>684831099
Nigger that pasta is raw
>>684829368
cook the spaghetti until JUST al dente. slice your hot dog as the spaghetti cooks.
once they're done, hang the noodles with paperclips so that the tips of the noodles are about 1/16" above your sliced hot dog.
Now just wait about 2-3 days, making sure to keep the noodles hydrated with a spray bottle of water. the hot dog chunks will naturally work their way up the noodle
>>684831099
pic is clearly fake
>>684831248
You're all dumb as fuck. They make machines that do it. Pic related.
>>684831099
Pics of nieces?
>>684831545
Here you go, just don't tell them, they'll be fucking angry.
>>684831099
Is that copy pasta? Heard about it on FARK
>>684831211
Yeah, that's how it looks before you cook it genius
>>684831196
>>684831075
>>684830800
>>684829852
Actually, they're hot dogs, yankee faglord.
>>684831716
idiot. it's impossible to cook like that
>>684830800
Dude. you shouldn't talk about candlejack, usually after mentioning him, people disap
>>684831966
Listen Frank
>see dubs
carry on
>>684830800
>>684831196
>>684831075
That's not even how it's done fucking newfags.
You at least gotta finish saying his name.
>>684831211
>>684830173
Glad you could make it Anon!
How's your summer going?
>>684832239
whose name?
>>684831211
Found the real nigger
>>684829368
Boil spaghetti, chop up vienna sausages and boil or fry if you prefer that instead. When the pasta is done, thread on a sewing needle and stick through sausage. Rinse and repeat
>>684832244
still don't get it
>>684831099
Kek
>>684829368 (OP)
>>684832239
>U GOTTA FINISH HIS NAME FCKING NEWFAGGOTS HURR DURR
>can't even take the joke as it is
Came here for summer, huh?
>>684832681
>pic 4, noodles are all sticking out
>pic 5 theyre gone
yea thats not shopped or anything
>>684832798
>>684832681
Ooohh. So you freeze the spaghetti first. Now I get it, thanks.
>>684832755
>>684829368
you slap the sausage with spaghetti until its horny and when it says "put it inside me anon" you lube it up and insert it gently as you would into another mans ass. of all the people i expected you to know this OP
>>684831966
>yankee
thuh south ull rize 'again
>>684829368
WHAT IF i'm using macaroni??
>>684832927
you mean, you boil spaghetti, freeze it and only then put them through sausage?
>>684832927
>>684833189
>implying you can stick spaghetti through frozen hot dog
>>684833026
On point.
>>684833377
Nice tripledubs.
>>684833377
No, I think spaghetti is frozen, not hot dog. Correct me if I'm wrong.
>>684832681
But, who was stove?
>>684833541
No.
Freeze spaghetti, cook hotdog, put spaghetti in hotdog, freeze hotdog, cook spaghetti
>>684832681
I think the real question here is how do you get the hotdogs to initiate mitosis like that?
