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Civ thread

The year is 700 BC
The climate is mediterranean. we are a Greek City state. our neighbours are another Greek City state.
we are the redhaired white guys to the left.

DUBS DECIDES WHAT TO DO
TRIPS CHOOSEs NAME OF OUR CITYSTATE
EVERY TURN 5 YEARS PASS (5 turns = 25 years)


rules:
1. no crazy requests that take 20 minutes
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build some houses and some industry
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>>684820281
Build houses.
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>>684820638
reroll,make them withe
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>>684820703
White, sorry.
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Make a moot shrine, say he lives on Olympus
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Start some shit with those other greek pussies!
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>>684820978
rolling for this
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Burn down houses and start digging holes
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enslave the mentally disabled ppl, to start build a townhall and good accommodations for the normal one and shitty for them
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>>684820781
the house is white as it is made of stone. the roof is clay.

2 family houses by the hills.

>>684820479


we send 2 guys to collect some wood for our "industry"
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>>684821181
roll
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>>684821157
Roll
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>>684821255
the year is 695 BC, turn 1.
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Build a farm
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turn all attractive womans into sex slaves and all the others into dog food
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Build bridge and roads establish trade
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Make NAZI great again
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>>684821255
Trade with babylon, make a babylonian acropolis. So your neighbours get mad.
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>>684820281
Turn into HilterCity wot
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>>684821687
I support this radical notion.
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>>684821693
roll
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while a thunderstorm one of the resident (smart guy) start thinks about it and finds out how to use electronics.
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>>684821665
close enough.

we build 2 farms. 2 people will work automatically on these farms, except if we tell them not to.
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FuckingKillingNiggerfaggotswithchainsawsville
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>>684822407
the year is 690 BC, turn 2.
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>>684822407
Grow a bigger population.
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Make a brothel / create some kind of sex industry
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>>684822574
reroll
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I will rule and conquer all of you shit heads
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Build docks fuck farms we need fish
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Make a wooden wall arround the castle
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>>684822579
Turn 3, it is the year 685 BC. 15 years have passed and one of our teenagers entered the workforce.

>>>684822625
we send someone to swim over the river and kidnap one of their little girls. we have a 12 year old girl chained onto a tree for everyone to release pleasure onto.
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>>684822718
Shit, it was for >>684822579
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>>684823131
neighbors create an army, with boats. We send help letters to babylon.
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>>684823131
Get cows and sheep.
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>>684823706
and fuck them
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>>684823131
Build a giant statue of demonic god, and let them worhip it
When they prey, the get some food or other things
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>>684823894
¡Yes, yes, yes! roll
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Commit mass suicide by drowning in the river.
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>>684823131
Become cannibals and eat the other village.
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>>684823328
roll
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>>684823131
Build a wall!
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>>684824255
Winner
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>>684824255
Winrar
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>>684823328
Turn 4, it is the year 680 BC. our neighbours mobilized their army of 6 men. they have spears but no armor. they also started building a bridge.

we wondered were they got all that Stone from, and we found out they build a quarry in their mountain. it wont be long until they find Copper and we are in an disadvantage.

we send letters to babylon and they called us a bunch of faggots. we either create weaponry or we get anally raped.

we have 50 Gold coins, just enough to buy a Bronze helmet, spear and chestplate for 2 guys.
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>>684824470
fuckj forgot to add pic
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Build a wall!
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Send an emissary to parlay and gain the trust of the red hairs
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>>684824470
Buy copper helmets for everyone.
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>>684824539
We build a ship (trirreme, in spanish) war is on.
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send half our men to a mountain not far away, where they discover abundant iron for making weaponry. we armed now.
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>>684824860
roll
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>>684824860
>>684824864
>>684824957
Rolling for the complete army.
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>>684825094
roll
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slave half of our population and send them to babylon to get help
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>>684825193
Babylon likes slaves, may work.
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>>684825334
>334
>34
The gods dont want me to have dubs, nor trips.
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>>684824860
Roll
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>>684820281
declare nation wide IQ tests
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make alliance with our enemy, we give all our gold, they give us some soldiers and women to increase our population
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villagewide orgy to increase population
if trips name village Auschwitz
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>>684826050
reroll
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>>684824860
turn 5, it is the year 675 BC. a storm happened and no traders arrive..... also one of our teenagers became of age. total pop:12.

>>684824864
we dont have a port to build a tireme on.

>>684824957
we did not find iron, but we did find copper. now we have bronze.

it will take 1 turn until we have made full sets of armor out of it.

in 1 turn the enemies bridge will be complete. they want their 12 year old back.
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>>684826050
Roll
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>>684826050
rallin
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>>684826050
rawl
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>>684826050
rereroll
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Start construction of a Donald trump style wall.

Declare the village a holy ground where no blood can be spilt
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Slaughter the twelve year old to scare the enemy village and show them that they shouldn't fuck with us
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>>684826050
this
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rally all our troops with our new weaponry and armour at the mouth of the bridge. put the 12 year old in the front lines as a human shield.
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>>684826261
Fenicians ships come from south, they create a river block. They are neutral.
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>>684826261
Slaughter the child, make weapons
from her bones.
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>>684826614
Rollo
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>>684826539
roll
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>>684826539
roll
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>>684826719
Rerollio
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>>684826568
reroll, also *phoenicians.
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>>684826261
build water wheel using the waterfall, use it to grind grain and stamp armor and weapons
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>>684826469
reroll
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>>684826050
i want my orgy
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>>684827497
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>684826469
turn 6, the year is 670 BC. we build our Bronze armor and spear for 2 guys, the other 4 guys get a bronze spear only.

we dont have a quarry so we cannot get enough stone for a big wall.

>>684826478

we mouth raped her, and slowly beheaded her with a knife around her neck. there is blood and sperm coming out of her ears.

>>684826539
we will put her dead, cummed on body in front of the bridge. our soldiers are in SHIELD WALL.
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>>684826539
Rollipolli
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>>684827552
No more genders in village, everyone can choose their own gender. (half of the villa becomes mayonnaise gender) All cis white privileged males are publicly shamed. Send the fattest person to the neighboring villa to give a lecture about fat shaming and try to conver them to mayonnaise gender. Erect a statue of Anita Sarkeesian holding mayo and start a cult.

If trips name villa Tumblr
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>>684828121
llor
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>>684828121
WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP MISSING BY ONE!?!!
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>>684827552
Prepare traps by the dead girls corpse.
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get some wood out of the little forrest and build a fishing boat
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>>684828121
now
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>>684827552
Build a raft and send a scout child to steal some of their food.
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>>684828643
Roll
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>>684828842
ROLLER
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>>684828369
Rollio
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>>684828044
there is heavy fighting on the front, but we manage to repel them for now. they run back over their bridge and a peace treaty is signed. as part of the treaty, we will send back their 12 year old's corpse, so they can burry her peacefully.

now we have the perfect oppertunity to build a large economy and a trade fleet. we can start with building a port.

>>684828643

scouts are not allowed in the peacetreaty we just signed. 3 turns and the peacetreaty ends.

turn 7, the year is 665 BC.
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>>684829118
Build a damn watermill for industry already
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Massive flood. The water level of the river rises dramatically. Everything and everyone on the left hand side of the river is destroyed completely. There are no survivors.

As the water level lowers, a large titanium and diamond statue was left behind on the far right hand side of the river. Inscribed along its base are the words "Moot wuz here".
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>>684820281
mass suicide
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build an altar to moot our god and savior so he will give us his blessing and destroy our enemys
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