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You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Amerifuck

> I don't sit around and eat burgers 24/7
> I can speak more than one language
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>>684790098
Im not obese
I dont have a gun
I can speak two languages
I have free healthcare
I make enough without having to rely on tips
I have never been shot
I have never been mugged by niggers
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>>684790098

I'm not a cuck.
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>American
>Gym 5 days a week
>mostly Paleo diet
>own 12 guns
>own a 4x4 truck
>voted against obama x2
>english, spanish, french and italian
>college educated w/ zero student loan debt
Bask in the golden rays of my American Dream life Eurocucks
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Murica is a colony of gbs
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>my q.i. is higher than a dolphin's
>can speak three languages when muricas cant even handle one
>im healthy and fit
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I have actual freedom
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>>684790967
>my q.i. is higher than a dolphin's
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>I can speak more than one language

Like that's a point of pride...

>every time I travel more than 100 miles I have to switch up my language so the Brown people around me can understand

Get your shitty continent together
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>>684791341
Kek.
Queer index?
Questionable intelligence?
Quivering idiot?

What is it anon?
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I dont suck soldiers dick for "defending my country"
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>>684790098
Сука.
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I'm Canadian
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My country participated in the ESC
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>true Slav
>but I don't drink vodka all the day (only sometimes)
>nice to my mom
>eat healthy food
>spend most of time outside
>my lungs are full of fresh air and my liver is in perfect state
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I obsess over the stereotypes I have of other countries' population
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>>684790098
My ID says I'm South African.
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Lenin did nothing wrong.
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Por suerte no soy gringo que se jodan los gringos hijos de puta que chinguen a su madre viva mexico cabrones

Is this enough proof m8?
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>>684791702
>true slav
>don't drink vodka all the day

bad b8 m8 1/8 made me reply
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>>684790098
I am russian
Блять уйди нахуй с моих 4чанов
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>>684791770
>Implying this isn't an extremely American trait.
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No es un hilo GET
da igual

GET?

>>684791893
>saca el mezcal
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my school is not a shooting range
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>>684790746
holy shit, kill yourself
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>>684791451
>Like that's a point of pride...
Well, it is? Are you jealous amerifag?
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ITT:
Eurocucks once again trying to put down the greatest country on this Earth.
mfw it always fails.
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>>684790098
It's 19:43 a.m., and I'm watching hockey and drinking Tim Hortons coffee
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I can buy a fucking kinder surprise egg.
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Yuropoors
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>>684792427

>fucking kinder surprise egg master race
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>>684790746
Nice try bro
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>>684791702
>untermensch
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I have never seen a real gun before except in the holster of a responsible police officer or some pussy ass anti-terrorism gaurds at the train station in lieuge
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>>684791191
Can you take a picture of it and show it to me? I'd like to see it.
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>>684792398
Fucking Canadian trash. gtfo
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>>684792398
Canadian.
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>>684790098
I can't just walk in a store and buy a gun
I don't even need a gun.
Attending university doesn't cost tens of thousands per year for me
My president isn't a black man
I speak three languages, know the basics in three more
The last time I saw a nigger was when I visited my countrys capital.
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>>684790098
i was born in Finland.
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>>684790098
My country has never had a school shootout
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here for the hate
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>>684792955
die
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My country, 'tis of thee...
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Sweet land of liberty,
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>>684792975
dems good eats thankyee
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Of thee I sing;
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>>684790746
>being a redneck makes you better then eurocucks

also OP
>Ifunny
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Land where my fathers died,
Land of the pilgrims' pride,
From ev'ry mountainside
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Fan vad jag hatar amerikaner
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>>684792693
Nor have i seen a robbery, corpse, or any other crime other than joyriding, drug use, minors using alcohol, public undecency, vandalism, theft of unimportant goods in public places, trespassing, illegal knife possession, incorrect use of a vehicle, and light cybercrimes
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>>684790098
shut up eurocuck
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LET FREEDOM RING!!!!
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>>684790098
17.05.2016
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>>684790098
I'm not
>Latino
>a Nigger
>Overweight
>A redneck
>I go to the gym
>I don't worry about my kids getting shot at school
>I don't force my kids to wear Donald Trump hats when they go to school
>I managed to go to university and repay my debts within reasonable time
>My I.Q is higher than 10
>I know more than 1 language (Welsh and English)
>I don't eat 10 burgers a day
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>>684792370
https://youtu.be/eWFUlDCXYE8
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>>684790746
>>own 12 guns
>>own a 4x4 truck

Why are amerifats always obsessed with compensating something ?
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Im not a conservashit
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>>684792272
Give me one legitimate reason?
You jelly?
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>>684790098
Lihtsalt räägi mitte inglise keeles.
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I let brown people invade my country and let them cuck my wife
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>free healthcare
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>>684793114
Let freedom ring, motherfuckers.
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>>684790746
>english, spanish, french and italian
>college educated w/ zero student loan debt
Belived you until there
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>>684791873
>being such a faggot
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ATTENTION ALL WHITES WORLDWIDE: COME TO AMERICA. ILLEGALLY IF YOU HAVE TO. WE MUST DRIVE THE MUDRACES BACK TO THE PITS FROM WHENCE THEY CAME. IF WE DO NOT THE ONLY FUTURE FOR THE WORLD IS A NEW DARK AGE AND OUR VERY EXTINCTION.
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>>684790098
Cute bait
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>I can speak more than just my native language
>The whole world doesn't hate us
>Government aren't pathetic fucking idiots
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>>684793076
You are clearly stupid
>using a word you don't know the meaning of as an insult
>git gud fag
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I have č ć ž š đ on my keyboard. Plus I'm not obese
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>>684792378
>the greatest country on this earth
i call b8
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>>684793496
Europe*
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I don't get manipulated by Trump's false conservatism.
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>>684791702
Faggot detected.
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I don't need to speak more than one language. Burgers are delicious
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>>684793496
Fuck off you yank.
Why would I want to come to America which is 63% white compared to Britain which is 92% white.

Literally America is so cucked it's beyond repair. Atleast we're still savable.
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>>684790098
your that fucking ignorant?
>all American high schools require that you take two years of a language and pass them both
>never had a burger in my life
>own 4 guns
> I make enough without having to rely on tips
>I have never been shot
>I have never been mugged by niggers
>6'2 170lb
>iq of 102
>never drank, smoked, or done any drugs
Americans>eurofags
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>>684793496
I HAVE LAND AND ACCOMODATIONS FOR AROUND 100 IF YOU CAN MAKE IT TO CANYON CITY, COLORADO. WE CAN BUILD, LIVE, AND PROSPER THERE. A NEW WHITE HOMELAND IS BEING CREATED THERE AS WE SPEAK.
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>>684790098
Tang Ina mo
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>>684791893
You're a border hopping shit stain.
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>>684793712
>never drank, smoked, or done any drugs
>never had a burger in my life

Holy shit you're a gaylord. Back to the basement.
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>>684793712
You're*
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>Be black and living in America
>Poor as fuck
>Peaking under the womens bathroom stalls in North Carolina Target with camera phone.
>No longer need to condition myself to be a certain weight so the ceiling tiles don't break.
>Make 8k the first month off of the photos.
>capitalist
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>>684793299
It's compensating to own a means of transportation that provides a large hauling compacity and off road travel?
Its compensating to own a firearm that enables hunting and sport shooting?

City dwelling creature of comfort unable to provide food for themselves spotted.
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>>684790098
i wasn't born in america
i don't to rely on tips
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>>684790746
>own 12 guns
>living in a coutry where you need firearms
top kek
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>>684793486
Spanish french and Italian are all romance languages. Once I learned Spanish in high school the other two were easy to grasp. Especially when living in Europe for two years.
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>>684792346
Jealous that you had to learn some ooga-booga bullshit so you can order your shawarma? Nah I don't think so cuck fag
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Damn commie
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>>684793834
>tfw you actually cant fault me besides grammar on the internet
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>>684793486
Oh also forgot...worked my ass off for grants/scholarships. My company also agreed to pay off college debt as long as I signed on to work for them.
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>>684793981
>implying you don't play vidya with guns in it
>implying it's not cool as fuck to go out to the range and let off some steam with firearms
>not knowing how it feels to have multiple firearms in your home.
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>>684793671
Britain is 70% white lol, still better than murica tho. Britain is an European version of murica. Fuck you England and get out of EU already.
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I don't need to go see a shrink because Mun Feelings hurt.
I can leave my house unarmed.
I don't need a cupboard full of medication to stop me going mad.
Our children are not prescribed psychotropic drugs.
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>>684794156
Agreed. Hunting provides food for my family, entertainment for myself and going to the range is a blast
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>>684793432
Lol awesome
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The M2
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>>684793432
Lol. Eurocuck mode engaged.
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>>684793479
>patriotic song
>sung to an english tune
I will never not kek at this
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>>684795028
yeah we took your shit and made it better. u mad, fag? should be
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>>684790098
Kosovo belongs to Serbia
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>>684795183
>we have no actual talent so we just steal other peoples' achievements and claim we've "improved" them
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>I don't drive a 4x4
>I don't know Americas national anthem
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>>684790098
I just live here dude.
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>>684790098
I only speak one language.
>but i'm an ausfag!
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>>684790098
>in decent shape
> bilingual
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>>684790098
Quer se pinches vergas hablar pinche espanol pendejo y vivo en el pinche mexico donde las chacas son la malloria ben buenas y calientes no como alla a la verga
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>>684790098
affordable healthcare
speak 2 languages
bmi under 25
iq larger than my bmi
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>>684794121
I hate it when that happens.
>Come up with great argument
>excuse me it's YOU'RE!
>Ignores everything else completely with complete self satisfaction.
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>>684795391
I could list all of the singers/musicians/actors/politicians/artists that have made significant contributions to the world but why do that when I can dwell in the solidarity of merely knowing this?

America: 1
Rest of the world: 0
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>>684790098
I'm a communist
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I drive stick...
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>>684795779
>singers/musicians/actors/politicians/artists that have made significant contributions to the world
>artists
>significant contributions to the world
Stop trying.
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>>684796753
>implying you can stop something that has already happened and will happen again a thousand times over
get a clue
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I went to school and didnt shoot someone.
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>>684790098
Les "amerifuck" parlent seulement anglais! (amerifuck only speak english!)
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>>684790098
I got to the gym
I own many guns
I travel often
Good career
Plenty of money
Voting for trump
Im american

Fuck you op. Enjoy your shit country getting over ran by muslim niggers
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>>684791559
So, you live in one of those backwater shitholes where military service is required, but your military does not actually do anything important? My condolences.
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>>684797744
Kek
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Our country doesn't have walmart
(switzerland)
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I fuck goats
Is that enough?
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>>684790098
A Hamburger is a Hamburger
And a Sandwich is a Sandwich.
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>>684790098
I can drive a stick
I can speak three languages fluently and can understand up to 6
I live in Europe
I make a decent living
I know both metric and imperial system, and use metric.
but most of all, I am skinny asshat and not amerifat.
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>>684790098
>I wake up to patriotism
>I read the freedom paper
>I grab my firearm
>I head to work stopping for a 9am burger and hot dog
>I listen to the sweet song of Merica
>Everyday I feel a little bit more privileged
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>>684798433
Mein nigger
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Heim ins Reich
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>>684793712
>iq of 102
holy shit guys watch out, we're dealing with a special case
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>>684790098
Colour.
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UK is full of cucks
has always been full of cucks
will always be full of cucks.
bunch of pussy-ass internet dwellers with bad teeth and terrible living standards.
get fucked on.
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>>684790098
Fuck you faggot foreigner. Burgers are better than whatever shit you eat.
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>>684790297
>free
Haha
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>>684793076
Actually it does.
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>>684790967
>q.i.
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>>684800642
>vacation in England

Bullshit. We have passports.
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>>684800391
ok i guess he should have said 'i have never been bankrupt just because i got injured or sick'
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>>684790098
I can see my own dick when I piss without having to look in a mirror.
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>>684800345
where the fuck do you live? sounds like you never lived in the us or uk (europe in general for that matter)
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>>684800642
do britfags EVER see the sun? no. no they don't
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Ik spreek meer dan een taal
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>>684801007
No, and on that note alone I would never move there if it was my last resort. It's no wonder they're always so miserable and shitty to everyone else because it's such a depressing as fuck place to live. It's sad really. I'll enjoy my sunshine and freedom for them though.
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>>684800502
So girls are ugly as fuck in both countries? Is that your point?
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>>684790439
Amerifat
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>>684801253
>implying you think Angelina is ugly
>implying you're above a goddess
>implying she would even breathe in your fucking direction.
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>>684801191
kek same. nice maymay ameri/b/ro
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>>684790098
Kurwa mać jak ja mam to udowodnić do chuja jasnego

JESTEM POLAKIEM I SIĘ TEGO NIE WSTYDZĘ

O, chyba się udało.

It was okay faggots?
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>>684801440
zamknij ryj cebulo i wracaj do zagrody
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>colour
>honour
>my milk is in bags
>i ate poutine in the last 24 hours
>my blood is maple syrup
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>>684801440
>>684801546
Fucking Spaniards.
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>>684790098
OP is a starving African nigger lol.
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>>684801546
Szmato jebana jak ci nie wstyd zamiast amerykańców jebać jak psów to własnego rodaka jakimis jebanymi, polskimi memami atakujesz.

Kurwa jebać tą całą cebulową terminologię.
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>>684790098
>am trilingual
>have to actually think about it every time I write honor, favor, color, center, etc. and do it in a relevant-to-the-person-I'm-writing-to way
>am secretly jealous of amazing American burger technology
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>>684793299
We are compensating for our weak allies. Eurofags are just a bunch of pussies.
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>>684801733
no bo na chuj piszesz po polsku na angielskojęzycznym forum tylko wstyd siejesz i potem nas wyzywaja. jebac amerykanow i polaczkow cebulaczkow
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>>684801569
>poutine
>being this french-canadian
nobody likes canada. not even canadians
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>>684800797
Only absolute retards dont have insurance.
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>>684797287
C'est moi, un "amerifuck" qui parle ta langue.
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>>684802059
see
>>684790098
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That doesn't prove anything. I'm American and I don't sit around eating hamburgers 24/7, and I can speak a second language.
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>>684802317
It's me, an "amerifuck" that speaks the language.
been a while since i took french. this is accurate though, no?
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>>684802173
Everyone with 'free at pos' healthcare has insurance. How did you think it worked?
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>>684802481
who speaks*
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I can tell summers coming
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>>684792378
shit b8 friendo
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>>684792398
>19:43
>a.m
WHICH ONE IS IT THEN
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>>684802638
kekd
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>>684792755
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>>684802720
they don't have an accurate measurement for time in canada, apparently.
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>>684802534
"Who" and "that" are interchangeable in English, when translating back into English; though, in French it is specific.
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>>684790098

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH

https://youtu.be/-aOt9x8WMrM
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My country would not let an idiot like this near Parliament, let alone run for President.
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>>684790098
Den syttende Mai er en herlig dag for pølser is og fitte
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>>684790098
>American
> eat food that isn't banned in other countries
>No guns
>no truck
>no fucks about politics
>Pastafarian
>Don't want to live in amerifat
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>>684802962
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>>684802962
>684802962
>>684802962
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>>684790297
> have a gun so I don't get mugged by anyone
> my government dosnt spend my money for me
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>>684802962
>>684802962
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>>684802883
oh cool. thanks duder!
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>>684802976
Trump is secretly a genius in cahoots with the Clintons and fooling the entire national and international population.
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>>684791893
Regresa a ver Dross
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>>684790098
Why on earth would I not want to be an American?
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>>684802962
>>684802962
>>684802962
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>>684802515
Yet you get help from amateurs and i get proper care from a professional because im not a poor eurocuck.
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>>684803179
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>>684803170
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>>684803267
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>>684790098
>>684790297
>>684790439
>>684790967
good memes
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>amerifag
>going to college for free

'Nuff said.
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>>684803327
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>>684792378
you mean china?

world domination through economical means, niggers
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>>684790746
>only because your sand nigger parents crossed the border illegally
>where you stare at the asses of guys and "lift"
>really? Just...no
>all of them bought for under $250 at Walmart
>because muh freedoms
>as long as yew count me speaking it when I goes to the restaurant
>devry is awesomes!
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>>684803267
Like everything else America ever produced you've just taken somebody else's work and passed it off as your own.
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>>684790098
I speak 3 languages.
My mother tongues, both of them, derivate from latin.
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>>684803363
A nigger is still a nigger, even if it gets a scholarship and goes to college.
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>>684793712
Drugs are cool though
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>>684803542
...Is that not what everyone does on 4chan, every day?
You gotta try harder, eurofag.
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>>684790098
>I live in Canada
>Born And raised in the Igloos
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>>684790297
You sound like a liberal from California you fag.
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>>684801655
>spaniards
Spotted the americunt
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Okay then.
>>684803554
>>684803554
I speak seven.
English, Russian, French, Spanish, Italian, German, and Chinese.
>American
>but I live on the west coast, so.
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>>684801655
fucking poor b8
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>>684793244
>Welsh
>language
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>>684802962
Trump is the most unamerican person I can imagine.

Osama Bin Laden was more American than Trump.
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>>684803679
Did it without color, and to a good private college. I got reward for being smart and trying hard. Weird, huh?
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>>684797545
Europe is getting overrun by muslims true. Yet, only about 6 % of the population of Europe are muslims. How many niggers do you have again, America? And how did they get to America?
Europe gets overrun and handles it poorly, America IMPORTED it's niggers. Who's the stupid one, really?
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>>684790098
I'm a faggot and let my wife get fucked by Ahmed several times a week
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Itt, Buttmad eurocucks salty about mudslimes and op samefagging. Face it fags, your countries are shit and pale in comparison to America
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>>684803679
This is fact
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>>684803852
see
>>684803839
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>>684803554
btw i think you cant say mother tongues language, i used to say it but an american corrected me and told me it was native language you're supposed to say instead
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>>684790746

>Gym 5 days a week
>own 12 guns
>voted against obama 2x

you must be so proud of yourself
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>>684790439
Look mom, I called someone le cuck! xD
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I don't have diabetes
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My country is doing well at the iihf world championships
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>>684792693

belgianfag reporting, same
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>>684790098
There hasn't been a shooting yet, today.
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>>684790098
Heil hitler 88
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>>684790746
besides the amount of guns and voting against obama you have the average Norwegian experience
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>went to school today didn't get shot
>i don't like mcdonalds
>i've been to the worst neighborhood in my town and i haven't been stabbed by a niggro yet
>muslims are not a problem where i live
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>>684792333
wtf??

a pencil is more dangerous than those plastic knives
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>>684804056
niggers > muslims

by alot
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>>684797744
Nice.
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>>684802046
that would explain your military buy not your private actions
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>>684792437
what the fucking hell is this
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>be me
>be brazilian huehue
>americans can't play football, they play handegg instead
>eat healthy af rice & beans and quality meat everyday
>take americans to tour in the slums where they look for nigger traps and cocaine mixed with baking soda
>only charge 1k usd each person for dat
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>>684803987
yes that is weird. because here in america you get rewarded for shitting on everyone and pushing yourself up the ladder no matter what the cost. fucking capitalism
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>>684793496
kek, no chance in hell I'm moving to the US, you should follow your fellow Americans and move to scandinavia instead
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>>684791559
>Implying US troops are not all over Europe.
>implying all the euro women are not slobbering on US knobs while there
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>>684793496
no thanks, don't want to downgrade my living situation
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>>684805331
i wonder if those slut eurofems would like my country accent.
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>>684790098
>Live in OC, California
>Gym 4+ days a week
>English/Spanish/Japanese

Honestly though I don't know many people too overweight that eat burgers all day. Than again I live near the beach and in a vacation spot so everybody is rich and can buy just about anything they'd ever want in life. Myself included.
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I just got out of gym (I actually did stuff) and I skateboard
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>>684805331
The military is nothing more than a last resort for failing to get a basic education. It's nothing to be proud of.
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>>684793856
when what you own by far exceeds your needs (say, owning 12 guns. as he stated he did) it start to look silly
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>>684801655
Kek
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>>684795779
and like a proud parent we salute your efforts america, but unless you are a native americans you better remember where your superior white genes come from
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>>684805871
germany?
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>>684790967
Q i? Hmmmrm dumb/10
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>>684797744
no, we just expect grown men to do the job they decided to get without them being treated like princesses, especially for work like being a soldier.
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>>684800955
looks like the words of a 14 year old bro do you taste the metal?
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>>684805511
You are a fucking idiot
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kurwa
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>>684806227
No guesses as to what your "profession" is
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>>684804736
I'm an American and, me too... except I graduated 10 years ago
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>>684800345
obviously a joke, lol
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>>684790098
He is not my president, Hillary will not become my next leader.
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>>684792844
German fag detected
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>>684800502
christ, if you want to show that the two are alike, find a attractive girl from each place instead of those odd things.
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I AM an amerifuck and will always be better than you
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>Not obese
>No lawsuits for about everything
>Not dumb as shit
>KANKER KANKER KANKER KANKERHOMO'S KANKERR
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I'm a weeaboo
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>>684790098
I speak 2 languages and I'm 135 pounds. Sorry to ruin your circlejerk
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>>684790098
>I speak two languages fluently and i can make myself understood in a third.
>Im not fat
>I pay a lot of taxes and i don´t have any guns
>English is the only language i know that really matters.
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>>684800642
lucky for us Europeans we can afford to leave our country a few times a year so we can go on vacation anywhere in the world, unlike Americans whom the majority of never leave their own state.
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>>684806571
THAT'S the spirit, anon!
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>>684793244
< thinks Welsh is a viable language.
< still obsessing iver big american cock.
Eurofag detected
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>>684790098
My home contry never won a world war by its own
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>>684806734
>135 pounds
what are you, a fucking girl or something? tss tss
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>>684801323
angelina stopped being hot like 10 years ago or something.
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>>684806799
><
nigger..
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amerifuck as fuck
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>>684793496
Good its time generic mistskes like you are wipped away. Die slow fuck boi
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>>684806734
I use the metric system like the rest of the world.
Also 135 pounds is what i weighed when i was 15
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>>684790098
Ich bin der Germanischen Sprache mächtig
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Celsius and meters.
Nuff said.
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>>684790098
> Louisiana has two official languages
> close to being as back woods as Mississippi
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Daily euro inferiority complex thread # 3858683828485827
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>>684790098
I'm happy living in California, it's a nice place with good weather. Living close to the beach is great, good restaurants, and guud women. san diego draws a lot of bands/entertainment so I don't have to go far for a good time. Someone, try to tell me this is not the good life?
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>>684790098
Im going to pay for the wall
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>>684790098
Ummmmmmm.... oh shit, what do I say to lie in this thread? Oh fuck, my 10 seconds are almost up. Ummmmmmm. Ummmmmmmmm. UMMMMMMMM.

I am not an Amerifuck because I don't like.... guns?

AWW FUCK IT! AMERICA IS #1!

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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>>684802976
is this a real quote?
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>>684807099
cajun is just redneck french tbh famalam
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if dubs amerika is worst contiant in europe
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>>684794121
>tfw you're arguing with people on /b/
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>>684807210
>USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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Euro cucks must speak more than one language because you are so dedicated when it comes to letting other races fuck your Mother land.
What language do you know? French? They are probably saying "thanks big brother for bailing us out of shit so many times" or "where is le white flag?"

I don't care about nigger speak.
I know enough Spanish to tell them I'm calling ICE on them, or I need my lawn 4 inches tall, or I want pico de gallo and shit.
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> I was not born retarded
> I'm not afraid somebody will shoot my school up
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>>684803170
you might have real knowledge about how other countries function?

that seemed to be enough for my friends wife at least, simply experiencing another country
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>>684807299
Impressive.

Checked.
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>>684790098

I don't sit around and eat burgers 24/7, and I can speak more than one language. I'm also American, though. Wat do?
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>>684802976
no but they are the kind of country that fawns over the royal family at every chance they get. brits are the very definition of plebian
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>>684790098
Pretty pictures are convincing enough.
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i know more than one language
l33t
and uh
nigger
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>>684807299
the fucks a contiant? goddamn eurotrash with their illogical words.
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>>684807285
As red neck as it is, French people can understand it quite easily.
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>>684807299
Dubs habe spoken.
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>>684803267
>Implying Amerifags don't do this as well
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America #1. Europe can thank america for saving it from hitler.
Learning nigger speak is akin to being dr Doolittle, I don't need to speak to animals, they've got nothing to teach me and the ones who do speak English already.
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>>684807589
can we agree that the french are the biggest faggots in this discussion?
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>>684806227
for the individual he is right, its a bad career move, especially in the US when you look at mental health in the army and the shitty care they offer those who return
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>>684803679
And a pecker wood is a pecker wood regardless of the pick up truck they drive.
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>>684792427
Oh you just HAD to rub it the fuck in, asshole.
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>>684806571
hahaha

love it when they get like this, kinda cute actually
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>>684792427
i don't enjoy being surprised by my food. ya kill it, ya eat it.
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>>684790098
speak a nordic language fluently.
actually care about the slection in the US
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>>684807665
Do u even history? Amerifags hop in the war bus the last and act like they did it all.
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>Tacos and Burritos
>Helping to build the wall so the infection doesn't spread into our country
>gets
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>Am not an American!
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>>684807938
pretty smart ain't it? kek
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>>684807665
And america owe the french their independence from the British
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If dubs america can kiss my anal cavity
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>>684808162
NO DUBS FOR U!!
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>>684808137
the last time the french did anything useful for anyone.
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>>684807785
everyone should be free to enjoy kinder surprise eggs, if someone can't even enjoy a kinder surprise they must really be living under a strict controlling regime.

they would also probably have extreme sentences, long jail time and death penalty, as this would go well together with their freedom removing ways.

you should also expect a high number of people in jail
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>>684807383
Yeah, I know. Just getting ready for Drumpf's inevitable presidency where we'll be required to tag all our communication with that and the god awful Make America Great Again.
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>Amerifags hate eurocucks
> eurocucks only reason USA exsit today
:/
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>>684808040
sure, but not when you want to get cred for it and talk to non americans who actually learn history in school :p
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>>684808423
Next time I travel out of the US, I'm hoping they'll have Kinder surprise. You think Reykjavík has them?
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>IQ higher than a chimp's
>Decent government
>Weight below 250 pounds
Not a fatfag and thank god for that.
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>>684808526
>>684808040
>>684807938
>>684807665
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>>684808620
Iceland should have them I think
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>>684808772
Skál!
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>>684808526
>implying you know who you're talking to
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>>684804685
i would tend to disagree
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