Hey /b/
I'm on kik with a 26 year old.
He thinks I'm a 15 year old girl and is acting really fucking creepy.
How do I fuck with him?
get cock and face pics.
better yet, a pic with both
Aquire dick pics
????
Profit
get him to dunk his dick in shit
ask for his fb to make sure he is real, send some nudes then claim to be fbi busting him for cp
>>684772496
Ask, what's that on TV? I want to see
>>684772496
Dickpick then blackmail
OP here, I got a picture of him. He keeps asking for pictures of my legs and shit
>>684772995
Get some pics from google and troll the shit out of this cunt
>>684772496
Top kek
Tell him he seems really cool, ask him what car he drives and give him other openings to impress you.
Keep saying shit like omg thats so cool, so mature etc
Posts screens of messages
Dubs get!
Pull the old tai Lopez routine with him. I can coach you if you need, hosted several threads with wins from impersonating tai Lopez and getting tits and dicks
>get him to admit to know if you are 15
>get him to send dick pics
>get him to say he wants to rape you
>send info to fbi
>screenshot fbi tip info to him
>ruin his pedo life for being an idiot about it
If he gets catfished he deserves it
>>684772995
Haha what the fuck is that
>>684772496
amber I swear to god
>>684773159
Just do it!
>>684772496
Lmao
>whoops where did this porn come from you better take a look
Buuumperoony
>>684772995
send this
>>684773388
Checked!
>>684773159
Rolling for this
Dis gun b gud.
26??
nigga looks 35 at least
ask him to put a pencil in his pooper
>>684772496
>He thinks I'm a 15 year old girl and is acting really fucking creepy.
>He is acting really fucking creepy.
>acting really fucking creepy.
>creepy.
Yea he is the creepy
some of you fags post some slutty crappy quality pictures, I know you fags have them. Help OP out a bit ffs
OP here I just sent him a picture of my actual legs lol I think he likes em
>>684772496
put on wizard hat and robe
>>684773500
Winner winner chicken do this shit mothafucka
>>684773554
do you fucking shave your legs OP
>>684773554
get dick lmao and face in1 pic
>>684773554
OP is 12
>>684773554
fucking kek
>>684773159
rolling fo' this
>>684773159
Or you could get his fb and make him send you money
>>684773577
The universe has spoken OP, tai Lopez get
>>684773677
Dubs!
>>684772496 (OP)
get dick+face pic
go "hey, do you have fb? Whats your name?"
send dick+facepic to all his friends
post reactions
>>684773674
even if OP is 12, idc. he delivers
>>684773535
That's not the proper time to use the reverse quote pyramid anon
>>684773646
Shaven is haven my friend
>>684773646
No, my legs are just smooth as shit
>>684773159
Roll for this
Ask him what hes doing while hes watching that
There's been like 5 dubs for tai lopez.
>OP faggot becomes
Ask him if he has cooties
>>684773782
Dubs called cunt
>>684773777
>>684773779
you guys are massive beta fags
>>684773554
Ask him to send you a pic of him licking his knee.
>Guaranteed face pic
Ask him if its ok, for you being a 15 yo yo look at his pic.
>guaranteed admission he knows you're 15
Ask him what a grown up benis looks like
Send infos to fbi.
>>684773777
Trips, must be true
>>684773840
Rolling
Make him cum in his own mouth. I bet he's the type
>>684773777
Check'd
>>684773848
god damn it, you get away with it this time
>>684773682
Do this OP
>>684773840
oooo
>>684773889
Meaning he's a 4chinner?
>>684772496
That guy looks 46
>>684773554
Damn OP you got the faggiest legs I've ever seen
>>684773811
Too much work.. Were all here for a simple goof, not to ruin this poor guy's life.
>>684773682
You used to be able to make a living doing this shit
26 year old who gets porn on his TV?! Something's rotten in Denmark.
>>684773840
I'll roll
>>684774013
>implying catching a predator isn't the toppestkek
>>684773733
check em, do this
>>684773840
Rolling
Come on op, Tai Lopez already
>>684773994
no no trips said its ok
>>684773777
>>684773840
Autobots, roll out
>>684773840
rollllll
OP here send me some boob pics. He gonna do dick and face pic
>>684773840
We needs this, my precious
GET THE EXIF DATA FROM HIS PICTURES AND USE IT AS PROOF YOU'RE THE FBI
op is gone fags
abandon thread
>>684773840
Get over here
>>684774256
THIS
Is it the hairy asscrack gary?
>>684773840
Fucking rolling for this
>>684772496
Tell him you go to catholic school and don't understand how sex works because no one ever told you. Ask him to explain the birds and the bees to you.
/b/ is unrecognisable anymore, nothing is done for the lulz anymore. All you faggots are serious about catching a pedo, I bet you all own le anonymos legon masks
>>684774198
That was close.
>>684774013
>simple goof
IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO!!
>>684773840
rollin'
>>684774405
This isn't funny because he's a pedo - it's funny because he's retarded.
>>684774013
ohh poor ol' pedo...
>>684773840
Rock n Rolling
OP ask him what's his opinion on niggers
>>684773840
Roll for this
OP here im trying to tai lopez him. Y'all gotta help me
>>684774405
lol, sick burn, furfag.
>>684773840
/b/ requires this
Ok op got raped and is dead now
>>684774405
fuck off fag
we are anomaly
we are legendary
we dont forbid we dont forget
>>684774405
This, all i wanted to see was done goofs... But too any White Knight Chris Hansons are in here.
>>684774405
Its Not about catching and whiteknighting him its about ruining this guys life, i mean he deserves it *tips fedora*
>>684774013
Fuck you.
He's a fucking pedophile,let's fuck him up!
>>684773840
Satin summons this roll
>>684774405
Nah I'd love a funny mask but I just don't like to be a degenerate piece of garbage who advocates pedophilia like you drink bleach and follow it up with a fist full of painkillers slit your wrists light yourself on fire then finally hang yourself and shoot yourself in the head simultaneously you nigger fuck
DELIVER FUCKING NIGGER, GET A PIC OF HIS ASS WHIT A SHARPIE, TELL THEM YOU WILL SEND A PUSSY PIC IF HE DO THAT
>>684774629
Rell
>>684773840
Rollin
>>684773840
You are whats wrong with the world.
>>684773840
Lets do it
>>684774405
> pic of a memerabbit in a warhammer armor
> he thinks he's relevant
Make he go to jail.
>>684774677
>>684774522
>this
If OR faggot wasn't retarded and illiterate he'd see in my OR that I specifically stated the catfish ploy was due to him being stupid enough to fall for it. B isn't garbage bc of "herp derp where's the lulz" it's garbage because idiots like this furry faggot think they own some portion of it and can choose what b does with it's time.
>>684774677
And what exactly are you gonna do about it?
>>684774566
We will help you, but you need to post screenshots so we can actually see whats going on. Show us all the messages.
>>684774709
oh shit fuck you.
>>684774635
Wow you are so edgy, don't forget to post on your your Facebook after about how you help anonmose catch a pedo
>>684774635
What a faggot
>>684774751
Question is what are you gunna do about it? Drink another mountain dew and grin to yourself?
Fag.
>>684774566
post fuckin' screenshots then fag
Sharpie in the pooper required
>>684774405
texting 15 y/o is not the same as pedo, but this cunts cant tell the difference
>>684774833
I asked first
>>684774725
/b/*
>>684774610
Nah he just a creep... If he was a ped OP would have said he was way younger than just 15.
>>684774869
THIS
Delivar OP. I want to see where this goes.
>>684774924
Ignore you at this point. You provide me with no entertainment, so your useless.
OP here the site on my phone isn't working and won't let me send pics on the site. Can one of you be my middle man? If so send your kik and I'll add and send you the pics personally to add for me
>>684774929
kek
>>684774938
Guess you're right.
For the lulz it is,then.
>>684774805
I'm edgy that I don't advocate your thoughts of molesting little boys and girls? Oh, (You)..
>>684774819
No u
>>684775018
I smell bullshit brewin
>>684775018
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
how did u even meet this guy?
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>>684775099
Lol, now he/she/whothefuckknows is butthurt.
kill yourself OP
OP here, not getting a man in jail sorry
>>684775177
Horribly written.
4/10 would make elderly blink twice.
Someone make a kik. I promise to dump crap tons of pics
>>684775177
dat 419 scam doe!
>>684774929
B*
>for the lulz kek
>>684775262
No, at this point you're wasting our time is what you're doing
>>684772496
Tell him you'll send nudes and after you send them troll him you called the cops and leave
https://youtu.be/ZY2XH_E-F0I
SarahParker197 message me someone
>>684772496
So you're on kik pretending to be a 15 year old girl and he's the creepy one?
>>684775484
OP stopped delivering
>>684775262
He's a pedo and deserves it, your conscience will be fine! Now make your /b/rothers proud and make us laugh at someone's stupidity. Or just be another faggot
Actual OP here
I have a crap ton of caps of me and dudes convo
The first person to messge my kik
SarahParker197 will get them all so they can post for me. The site on my phon is acting up and wont let me post pics
>>684774405
Lol buttmad pedo detected
>>684775187
Found the pedophile in denial
>>684774725
>OR
>>684774635
Agreed
>>684774677
Its more likely that you are.
>>684776010
I'd rather have you do it though
>>684772995
what goes thru the mind of guys like this that make them think that these kinds of pics they send are remotely attractive, hot, cool, nice, or neat
>>684774405
Definite newfag detected. /b/ has always been terrible.
>>684775018
>sends pic
>leads everyone on
>thread fills with buttmad pedos
>"can't post pictures, on phone"
I'm out
REAL OP's backup and pedophile degenerate hating citizen here! Dumping OP's screens.
>>684776435
finally
>>684776641
what the actual fuck?
Get his facebook so we can rek him worse than james fowler
>>684776802
asking the important questions: if there's grass on the pitch play ball
>>684776802
>>684773159
Kek he's gonna get the 4chan party van!
>>684776873
OP completely ignoring everyone
>>684776873
this guy has defo crossed from creep to hansen bait, good work op
>>684776802
>Do you have hair down there?
this guy
>>684776873
>Been with 2 guys
>Never seen their dick
This guy's a fucking idiot for asking. OP, you've got yourself a retarted paedophile! Wahoo!
>>684774076
I second this.
Time to get the piece of shit v&
This guy is begging to get fucked over. Gonna be a fun night
Gary mitchell x2
>>684774709
o shit waddup!
>>684777017
I third this.
Get this fucker busted. If he wasn't talking to you, he'd be talking to a REAL kid, and they're even more at risk. Get the bastard arrested.
>>684776873
>Been with 2 guys
>Watches porn
>Never seen a penis
That said, well done for delivering OP
This guy says he's 26? Mother fucker looks 40.
>>684774405
>implying fucking over a retarded pedo isn't fun
>>684776996
at a young age "Been with" can mean dating....
we didnt see the answer to "you had sex with them?"
>>684777142
>what do you mean
>oh
kek'd my pants
>>684777142
OP there are many many messages missing
>>684776862
EGGSACTLY WAT I THOT TOP KEK
>>684777094
>can misinterpret "being with" and dating if you factor in retardation
>lesbian porn
>is possible
>>684777212
>doesn't go to school and has never been educated on sex
Someone screen cap all this for future thread
>>684773554
Fuckin zozzle sauce
>>684777092
do real children actually talk to retards like this?
he looks like a cave troll and is more stupid than a 5 year old, i seriously doubt it.
>>684777142
Waiting on OP to get face pic my dudes.
>>684777212
>doesn't change the fact that we're dealing with a fucking child predator
>Get the fucker v&
He's a pedo, a retard and a fucking beta.
OP hit catfish gold.
>>684772496
Get info and send to FBI
>>684777258
>homeschooling and lazy parents
>>684777258
When i had sex ed in school they never showed vag or penis to ous
>>684776010
>Sarah Parker,
Long shot, but you from a place called Port Macquarie
>>684777212
>not seeing dicks in the thumbnail on every site you go to
>being a church girl and fucking in a room with the lights closed
No that's impossible
OP you better get his fucking facebook
captcha: boats. I really love boats
OP get his FB then send the pics to his mom and wife if he has one
>>684774725
People will always moan, nothing you can do about it
>>684777371
>could also have been interpreted as seeing a guy's dick in person
>>684777142
OP stop being a faggot and get some real >juicy shit going
>>684772496
OP get his phone number and address, and work location.
Let's ruin this faggot's life.
We're gonna sign him up for every free sample that can be delivered to his house, and i think he wants to buy all his co workers some pizza!
>>684777142
holy shit this guy needs to go down fast
>>684777348
oh wow dude, they had dildos at my school and we all put condoms on them
>>684777479
We need his full legal name, we're gonna need a town and facebook to start with. Hopefully he has more social media.
>>684777443
>have sex with 2 guys by age 15
>not a slut
How can she not see a dick. I doubt she's getting fucked at night as most kids fuck during the day with there parents away.
>>684777517
We can do this, we need addresses and phone numbers.
>>684777371
A 15 year old girl might not go to all the same dick-showing-thumbnail sites that a basement dwelling neckbeard like you frequents though faggot.
RUIN HIS LIFE PLS WOW JESUS
>>684777524
>my school
>dildos
Anon is confusing daddy time with school again
I got a suggestion for op.
Get him to worked up
Find his area
Say you will meet him at a certain spot
Tonight
Call cops
Send them the screenshots
Say it's your daughter.
Remain annoymous
He goes to jail tonight
Cuff em boys
>>684777586
Did op get a full name at all??
MASSIVE DUMP INCOMING
>>684777619
Pornhub, youporn xnxx
Really anon, really?
OP is bitching out, I guarantee it
>>684777647
And when OP and his fictional daughter are called on to testify?
>>684777680
My body is ready
this guy is full on creep shit
>>684777697
Op ran away with his new crush
>>684777650
This should be top priority, we need a full name, and also we're gonna need a city and state unless he has a particularly unique name.
OP GET THE FUCKING FACEBOOK
>>684777713
Why do you have to be like this anon
>>684777692
>xnxx
i am not alone
OP has gone to fuck joe j.
Do ittt
>>684777778
damn nigga that was close
>>684777778
One off faggot
>>684777680
Oh shit you too? I just tore up the public toilet here at work. Gonna be a real shitshow at shift change
>>684777778
one off damn
>>684777811
This
>>684777778
off by one
>>684777697
Kys dumbnigger
>>684777680
Please do it OP!
>inb4 OP is actually a little girl
>they are in love
>ride out into the sunset
>op will never deliver
Get him to put tooth paste on his cock
>>684777894
kek moar like OP is little girl, meets this man, turns out FBI lurks too, OP and Man get v&.
Top kek either way
>>684777744
OP PLASE WE NEED RETRIBUTION
Send him a picture of your crotch with your dick tucked away between your legs, see what he says.
>>684778004
Aw she's a cutie. I bet she's going to grow up into a beautiful left side tackle
>>684778062
this
>>684778120
reroll
>>684778062
OP if you're gonna deliver do some Beavering faggot
>>684778180
rereroll
>>684778062
yes
>>684778180
Rolling
>>684778202
rererereroll
Send him picture of small boy look a like trap dick for the b8. Tell pedo bear joe pic for pic
>MFW this many people are falling for this fake thread
>>684778213
ty mate 4 supprting me !
and a reroll for you :3
Rolling for dubs
Dubs get
Op has to say on kik that he likes older men
>>684778180
>>684778202
>>684778213
Do you cucktards not realize this isn't that kind of bread?
>>684777680
Fbi time to fbi
>>684778309
Of course Boxxy is hot! :)
>>684778309
TOP FUCKING KEK!
It hurts to say but now I know this is bait...
And I wanted to see this guy v&....
>>684772496
Send him this OP
>>684778309
Kek
>>684778309
zozzle
>>684778309
Nah this shits fake hes actually autistic
>>684778309
op has fucked up
>>684778309
kek
>>684778407
DON'T YOU DARE WE NEED TO RUIN THIS GUYS LIFE!
>>684778309
>claims to be 15
>boxxy
>"super hot"
He's not wrong, but he is wrong for thinking it's fine.
>>684774610
Fuck off nigger. Do it for the lulz, not to improve society or some shit.
>>684778473
EDGY!
fuck you OP do what anon says
>>684773159
dubs get
>15
>15 is not illegal everywhere
>everybody ITT bashing a guy for what is legal in many countries (that aren't third world countries)
>>684778422
>>684778309
OP tells me he won't send face
Now even I call b8
Get facebook and ask for video call there!!
>>684778618
ask why it isn't as big as your dads
>>684778618
Tell OP to get his FB or it's obviously b8
>>684778666
GTFO SATANFAG!
>>684778618
This guy needs to go to jail get his adress and full name OP wtf
>>684778666
i got trips, word has been spoken!!
>>684778666
Roll
>>684778618
>>684778668
hahahah
>>684778618
ask him to friend you on FB and ask for his name then report to police and destroy his life
>>684778778
Hahaha hope he have a great life in jail. Hahahaha
>>684778778
We need real live address, he needs to say he can get a ride over there
>>684778618
>dickpic
GG
>>684778668
keked
>>684777200
absolute benis! haha xD
just disgusting
>>684778936
>absolute benis! haha xD
Calm down kid were all exited here but this isn't a place for a 13 year old.
>>684778763
op ask him if he wants to come over to your house and arrange a meet spot then film him from a distance. when ready you blackmail and rob him. think about the money you could make off this idiot
>>684778763
WE JUST NEED HIS FUCKING FULL NAME
pull a Chris Hansen on that pedo
>>684779037
being this new
Face it threads dead
404 incoming. Hurry the fuck up OP!
OP WILL DELIVER. BUT I, MIDDLE MAN, MUST GO. SOMEONE KIK OP AT SarahParker197 AND BE THE NEW DELIVERY BOY.
>>684779037
Oh, you're leaving? At least you warned us before you exited. Thank you.
>>684779172
jup, we all got cucked by op
This whole thread = "lets fuck with a pedo and get him in trouble so i can convince myself I'm not a pedo"
>>684779189
tell op to fucking get his fb
the guy looks like mid 40 lol
>>684779170
newfag
betcha can't even triforce
>>684779234
We're not fucking with him for being a pedo. We're fucking with him for being a retarded pedo.
>>684779234
Or maybe I'm bored and just don't like people who prey on kids?
Do threads like this make you sweat a bit, Petey Paedo?
>>684779234
Found the pedophile
Ask him if he cuts for beiber
>>684779284
well that clears things up
>>684779284
/thread
>>684779356
yeah, so?
>>684779234
Is that you, Joe J?
>>684779370
I actually did that...
>>684779435
its gross
>>684779435
Don't go there, man. We're already keeping record of this entire thread, don't incriminate yourself.
>>684779435
So you're a disgusting degenerate piece of shit. Fortunately you will get your comeuppance.
Do you know what they do to your sort in prison?
>>684779491
You asked? Or you cut for bieber?
>>684779491
Please be b8
>>684779543
UH OH V&
Hi there! Gary Mitchel here, stop bothering this man, I will not let you ruin his live like you ruined mine!
>>684779603
hey gary, how the pen on the butt thing went? it felt good?
>>684779582
I cut for Bieber a few years ago... it just hurt so much to see him smoke pot... I didn't know it was just a sick fucked up joke...
>inb4 tits or gtfo I'm a guy...
>>684779635
I've taken bigger up there, sharpie wasn't so bad
>>684779656
Damn.
If bait, good work
If serious, fucking hell man... That's.. Not right.
>>684779656
gtfo it is then
>>684779548
don't worry dude, I'm not into 12 yo bois. you have nothing to fear.
>>684779037
my brother is acoustic too
>>684779775
It's not funny when you guys play practical jokes like that...
I really cut myself for Justin Bieber...
>>684779656
Don't care, those are the rules.
>>684779656
What
h
a
t
>>684779656
you are a massive faggot
>>684779831
>>684779827
>acoustic
kek'd my pants 10/10
>>684779877
>>684779876
>>684779843
>>684779793
Why are you guys being mean about this?
You should be apologizing!
I bled everywhere!
>>684777198
Maybe my favorite bit so far
