Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Fuck the police. Literally. They're damn sexy.
>Most importantly: Have fun!
bye bye ^-^
Megumin claimed~
old man fisting machine claimed
Kud Claim
>Night of Nights edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKkOmXNyWUc
What's everyone up to tonight?
>>684760376
Im at 22 right now. Still pretty low, using chainmail and drake sword.
Rory claimed
still here
Miho claimed
I should be in bed but instead im eating cheese nips and on here.
Milinda claim
>>684761280
I know how you feel friend... Also is Non Non Biyori any good? I thought about watching it because someone said it was like Yuru Yuri...
>>684761261
Kinda shame really, I was slightly hyped getting it in a drop but I kept using my claymore from the delicious memories of using it in the first game
>>684761369
Yup, its damage output is not worth it for it's slow speed
>>684761601
If you summon solaire, it will be hell lot less painful
>>684761669
Lain, really ?
Claiming best girlie!
However, it's that time again. I will see you fuckers tomorrow!
Claimed
>>684761805
I loved my lightning claymore back in DkS1
>>684761926
See ya later~
>fucker
>>684761588
>mfw i used to do that with my ruler
Looking for skyrim mods. you?
Claiming best grill Kaori
>>684761687
<3
You guys are boring
Claimed
>>684761926
Sleep well
>>684762029
I had a chaos claymore, balls were slapped in pvp
>>684761984
>
>>684762102
<3
clmd
Still trying to decide what vn i want to play. indecision is hard.
>>684761926
Hello, Goodbye
>>684762046
Just killing another 30 minutes before I sleep watching Kenny vs. Spenny
I don't do much PC gaming at all but my friends always show me their mods and it makes me want to get into it. Found any good ones?
>Better Bouncing Boobs
>>684761984
Sup Squiddy?
>>684762252
Screw you! Going back to lurking!
>>684761403
Haven't played Dark Souls 3 yet, but seems like it has OK scaling.
>>684761790
I actually have yet to watch Yuru Yuri (I plan on watching it very soon though), but if you're into slice of life anime, I really do think you'd enjoy it. It has a slower pace unlike other slice of life animes, but it's still very good.
>>684761539
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Konata.
>>684761984
How goes the day friend?
No
>>684761393
Claimed spicily.
>I wait
>>684762506
Yes
>>684762458
Shiro I spaced earlier and forgot to save the great MS Paint you did. I'm so sorry~
Can you post it again?
>>684762387
I've been into Gypsy eyes caravan. it's basically a portable with functioning camping systems and stuff. it really changed the way i travel.
I suppose Sky UI and the AI overhaul go without saying.
>>684762506
that word triggers me
>>684761805
So I have to use the soapstone down in the main room, or in front of the altar?
Also saved that knight behind the fake door.
>>684762493
That's a pretty radical gif you got there Jon.
>>684762586
Maybe
>>684762458
I loved Yuru Yuri. Super funny. I might give it a try when I finish catching up on Kabeneri...
Is Maki or Mirai still here?
>>684762220
Slapped hard?
>>684762458
If you ever get it, I hope you'll like it~
>>684762420
But i haven't tasted your fish taco yet.
>>684762387
>>684762458
Oh I didn't notice you guys...
Today has been great. Hung out with my dad. Played billiards, ate ice cream, and ate some shit burritos. (Mine was a shrimp burrito too)
How has your guys' day been?
>>684762732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-Q2djOnNSE
>>684762654
>it's basically a portable home
i need to proofread more
>>684762701
Best
Claimed
>>684762637
Here you go friend.
>>684762723
I believe Mirai is still here.
>Shiro
>>684762687
Na, just become human and solaire or other players will have their soapstone by the fog before the boss
>>684762724
Very hard, it was punishment for being unable to parry a slow weapon
>>684762869
Fuck i just watch?
>>684762654
I like that they make mods that actually give you a new way to play. That's really what makes games timeless.
>Only ever modded Civ IV
>>684762854
>Shrimp Burrito
kek
It's been pretty good. Not really too much going on but I have my 3 hour lecture tomorrow that I'm dreading sleeping and waking up for.
>>684762932
I love you Shiro <3
>>684762732
It tastes like squid I'm positive
>>684762654
How so
>>684762924
Sorry Jon
>>684763252
>Nice loli
>>684763384
>>684763384
>Nice loli
>>684762976
I can't still parry for shit D:
The only game where I'm ok at parrying is Bloodborne
>>684763252
I have weirder shit~
>>684761393
Sino Claimed
>>684763528
>>684762732
>>684762869
What the fuck man...
>>684762687
Knight lautrec of carim is a good man, he'll help you out for the boss fight.
>>684762932
Really? Where? I have tank pictures for him!
>>684763593
Parrying in multiplayer is kinda on luck since connections and all that, just spam buckler or those leather fists
>>684763633
Excellent taste
Richard Nixon claimed <3
>>684763593
Even weirder? Please share.
>>684763384
because i means i can't do what i want.
>ergo ur opressing me freeze peach
>>684763253
it's pretty much the reason i played past the first few hours (i came off from oblivion so i had higher expectations than newcomers).
>>684763698
I would definently recommend having Lautrec help you.
>>684763593
Yeah you do.
>>684763658
>
>>684763698
lol
>>684763941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPbhhqlFERk
>>684763892
Yeah.. Souls game suck when it comes to lag
>>684762687
Note this. >>684764070
>Shiro
>>684764110
>60 images already
shiiiiieeeet
>>684764008
Oblivion is Top Tier, I could never get into Skyrim the way I did Morrowind and Oblivion. I just hated all the hype and everyone yelling FUS RO DAH all over the place IRL like fucking inbreds.
>>684763921
>>684764181
Lagstabs are the worst
>>684764181
>>684764476
https://youtu.be/eCZdqYimZkg?t=6m24s
Or frontal backstabs~
>>684764618
Here's a last one~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfHpbzElHHo
It is time for me to sleep. I wish you all warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu. If you need to go to a job at some time, don't stress out too much. Add me on steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod/
And remember, stay genki!
>>684764366
i never saw morrowind/oblivion the same way as skyrim. i do think it's a better game overall, but the lack of customisation made me just explore instead of play it like a hardcore RPG. morrowind is more of a "go to challange" game in my opinion. i just play skyrim to kill time.
>Oblivion is Top Tier
you are my new best friend
>>684764801
Good choice of video Megumin!
>Shiro
>>684761393
LADY GAGA THAT MADONNA FIRE FLAME THAT MARIJUANA
BAGS FULLA HELLA GUAP
>>684764895
I.. what?
>>684764801
Dunkey makes it funnier
>>684764802
Sleep well, FR sent ;)
>>684764802
Good night.
So Mirai isnt here then... :/
I guess its time to lurk
>>684764895
>screams confusedly
>>684764990
>>684765083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpuUily8LSU
ITS LIT
>>684764884
Thank you~
>>684765013
Dunkey makes everything funnier tbh
>>684765054
See ya later~
>>684764802
Goodnight!~
>>684764829
Morrowind is very nostalgic to me, so I'll always remember how it made me feel to play it when it came out. It definitely hasn't aged well at all as far as graphics and certain gameplay things go.
>>684764895
LADY GAGA THAT MADONNA FIRE FLAME THAT MARIJUANA
SIPPIN ON THAT TROPICANA
Can't even post it right...
>>684762252
Gaga can't handle this shit.
>>684765157
Oh. Now it all makes sense.
/s
>>684764802
Night Shiro! Have long, length dreams of your waifu
>Kud
>>684765171
My favorite is his smash melee video
Claiming Hidenori as best husbando.
>>684765271
muh nig.
thatsong is lit as fuck though
>what i wrote is right it just comes in after the first part of the chorus
>>684765309
ye
>>684765083
>>684765298
>>684765083
hey you, how areyou
>hotaru
>>684765500
I'm excited whenever he releases a smash video~
>>684765271
yeah, i know. after my first playthrough i just had to install accurate attack and increase the difficulty.but i still enjoy, just not as an immersive role playing game. just as a hardcore RPG. Oblivion was my actual introduction though.
>>684765709
Always puts me in the mood for smash with friends!
>>684765614
You can't make me.
>>684765298
Im gonna rekt that shit
>>684765669
I cooked a dozen eggs today and I didn't eat any of them.
This is my waifu
>>684765803
Me too~
>too bad neither I or friend have smash
>>684765054
Oyy
>nightmare awakening claim
>>684765994
We last played smash in december of 2014, made me want a Pii U, finally get one but friend suggests I hack it to get free games, especially since nintendo basically gave up on the Pii U
>>684765932
why would you do that? o:
>>684766160
Head pats
>>684765855
I just fucking did!
>>684765970
looks like someone played with the old man fisting bot too much
>>684765518
Pretty lit but nothing can touch
https://vimeo.com/141549468
as far as lit-ness goes
Nice to hear some of that new-new though
>>684765769
Accurate attack would help so much, you gotta' remember I played it on Xbox back in the day. Oblivion is like my favorite parts of Morrowind and Skyrim both together.
>>684765860
I would let you. <3
>>684766233
Shit, you have a point.
>>684766233
0/10 faggot
>>684766293
Lel
>>684766354
>>684766197
I was really bored. I'm even considering cooking two dozen next week, and still not eat any.
>mfw people start calling me eggman
>>684766441
And?
>>684766453
Not even one egg? For later? Different forms? Anything?
>>684766228
Thank you. Needed that.
>>684766542
I don't understand kids these days any more.
I'm old, i guess.
>>684766453
how about
>eggo
?
:>
>>684766645
Your trying way to hard.
>>684766319
oh yeah, i keep forgetting about the xbox port (or pretty much the console in general).
>>684766197
Why is your waifu so cute!
>>684766701
You aint old if you can work a smart phone.
>>684766848
I don't own a smart phone.
>>684766735
>post picture
>try hard
what?
>>684766735
Wow, look wgo's speaking.
>>684766905
Thought i was old but fuck.
>>684766701
>tfw it's my job to understand kids
>>684766625
Nope. I still have a dozen scrambled eggs.
>They're lying around the house in different rooms
Maybe next time I'll cook them hard-boiled
>>684766160
Hey. You all good friend?
>Hugs
>>684767071
>tfw you don't post an image tats
>>684766761
Imagine playing that game vanilla on Xbox at age 10, not having any idea what kind of shit you were getting into. It was simultaneously the most frustrating and adventurous game any of us had played. It's hard to recapture that sense of wonder.
>>684766638
>gives more head pats
>>684767041
Nope. Leave that to me.
>>684767071
RIP Tats.
What age kids?
>>684767088
Wtf? Why in different rooms? Where has your sanity gone? At least throw them away, don't let them rot.
>>684767390
How old are you?
>>684767222
yeah man, i can understand that. i used to play FFX when i was 9 years old. i had no idea how to play it let alone how to play kingdom hearts (which i didn't even understand at the time
>>684767158
Of course. It's only a nightmare. How bout you?
>>684767263
Wow, I'm being treated! Thank you.
>>684767473
ayyy im doing a FFX play through. Got a friend who enjoys watching, so making fun of the awful dialogue makes it fun
also KH1 was kind of bad.. I couldnt do it. I think.
KH2 was pretty good though
>>684767391
Don't worry, they're not literally lying in different rooms.
I have all twelve eggs served on plates, ready to be eaten.
>>6847
I knew he was gonna know who I am anyways. I have NS
>>684767390
16-18 I guess.
The ones today were 18, though there were some 19 year olds retaking Panhellenics
>>684767500
Im feeling a little better. I need to tell you something. Your probably not going to like it...
>I know I dont...
>>684767602
eh, to me it's just decent. but it's horribly unbalanced (at least for me). either a boss is balls to wall hard and i need to grind, or that grinding makes it boringly easy. I thought it was a challenging game when i was young though (didn't understand grinding or leveling up).
>>684767473
I had more fun running around trying not to die and not following anything in the storyline as a kid than I do playing most games "correctly" now.
Now I run around trying not to die and not following the storylines in real life and I take vidya seriously and try to beat the game as effectively as possible.
Maybe I was playing them correctly before?
>>684767752
Hm?
>>684767740
Wait, how did that happen?
>>684766818
ur cute.
>>684767464
....Maybe 24 and i'm just a potato.
>>684767740
Bummer. Better than a touch younger, but that's old enough to think they're not stupid, which is pretty bad anyways imo.
How do you like it?
>>684767811
Which one? Neither are particularly difficult. I havent had trouble with anything in FFX so far. Just annoying parts
KH2 only boss I cant do is sephiroth and im not going to grind for hours to lvl 99 just to stand a chance for no good reason
its not like im playing ff9 trying to beat Osmos
Or FF7 trying to kill the weapons
whats the point?
>>684768037
Back to bed kiddo. I'll be 27 soon.
>>684767905
On June 4th im leaving for a month and most likely wont have access to the internet... Stupid training rotation in California....
>>684767088
>love me eggo
>>684767740
Do girls like you?
>>684767633
I can't hear anymore... Please refrain from speaking to me about this topic.
>>684768022
Good good.. you're being attracted to someone else
>>684768195
i'm 28 "kiddo" and i have more pokemon than you
im 32
>>684768229
Ayy! What part of California?
>>684768195
I know i know. I'm not actually old. I just feel old.
I skipped most of high school and went straight to college so i missed learning what all that new garbage is.
That's more what the issue is.
>>684767853
i just play the game and vaguely follow the storyline if i have to (with exceptions like FF7, in which i play for the story).
>>684768092
both FFX and Kingdom Hearts 1 (though not as much).
> Fuck Sephiroth
>>684768230
>love you
W-whoa, hold on a second! Where's this coming from?
>>684768247
Okay, how about I tell you the time I became sick after eating an entire expired cake?
>The rotten strawberries on top was probably the first clue...
Guys stop posting how old you are I don't need to know this kind of stuff!
>>684768530
I skipped two years of High school to go to a CC and I turned out alright
>right?
>Kud, 21
>>684768037
I mean this is what I always wanted to do. I like just as it is.
Some of them aren't much younger than me, it really depends on the grade though. I'm like 30 now, which makes most of my students more than 10 years younger.
>>684768237
You mean like female students or women on a sexual level?
>>684768476
Ft. Irwin... Literally hell...
>Milinda
>>684768627
Both
>>684768627
Calm down.
>>684768229
Oh that. Thank Gwenneth. I thought you were gonna say something so much more morbid. Had me F5ing on my phone like someone with Tourette. I do lurk A LOT. I already knew. It's not all bad, though right? At least it'll give you something to keep your mind off things. I am gonna miss your company though, that's for sure. Needless to say, I won't let Shinoa ship me with anyone else, haha.
>>684768760
>Tempting fate
>>684768623
Tell me
>screams internally
>>684768022
But you're shipped with this one. >>684768278
I can't intervene.
>>684768530
Sucks
>>684768847
What?
>Mirai
What the fuck is this austistic shit?
Holy shot. I've never actually been on one of these threads, but the virginness is just fucking insane.
>>684769496
>not a new IP
