Want to spice up a normally boring ass conversation. Dubs decides.
You smell like actual shit, eat my dick out and suck it, while I eat out your puss puss.
End quote.
I'm trying to suck my own cock right now. Do you mind coming over and push down on my back
>>684750646
Not dubs, but tempted.
>>684750443
Trying to suck my own dick... but it's too short :/
Bump for interest
Yo sarah, i'm about to send this girl a pic of my dick. Can you take a look at it first and give me your honest opinion?
I believe Hitler was a great and honorable man that did nothing wrong
Kek
>>684751177
Have you ever, and i mean honestly considered gynecology as your study? because giirll have i got some stank puss and gOD DAYUM that shit foul as fuck.
No reply yet m8s
sarah i want to fuck u so bad. please let me shoot a load inside u
>>684751799
winrar
>>684751799
Winrar
Gimme a sec I'm just trying to get boner
>>684751799
checked
>tfw thread is shit because bitch won't reply.
Hey man I'm really sorry to ask this of you, but do you think I could crash at your place for a while? I kinda got in a small legal trouble. Long story short I was eating at McDonald's yesterday and I saw the most beautiful and perfect little girl there. She had these gorgeous blue eyes and long blond hair and these cute small perfect asscheeks. Anyway, I followed her to the bathroom and there was no one there, and I couldn't contain myself. I pushed her into a stall and tore her clothes off while covering her mouth and penetrated her tight loli pussy. After cumming in her I ran out but this guy I went to middleschool with works there and saw me running away from the women's bathroom, I'm sure they'll question him and they'll find me. Please, you know I'd do the same for you.
hot and spicey hot and spicy sarah's tits are awfully nicey
pull out your dick so i can slap that mother every tuesday I fuck my brother
send pic of pencil in pooper
>>684752266
Oh yes.
>>684752266
Dub dubs have spoken.
>>684752116
so say 'reply bitch'
>>684752266
do this op
hey woah touch my toes suck my dick like a garden hose
SARAH EAT MY SPICY WEENIE PUSS OUT
I'm so fucking erect right now
Gimme me a minute to think about it :)
Shit
>>684752198
rolling for this
This bitch is ugly
>>684752198
rolling for this
>>684752692
She's got pancake nips too.
>>684752692
she's named sarah, what did you expect
show me your flapjacks you fucking cunt
She's gross OP, probably should edit out the Twitter handle fam
>>684752973
fucking kek
rolling for this
>>684753211
>>684752266
>>684752533
>>684752633
I'm dying, OP better deliver on these
>>684753211
Rar
>tfw nude trade on the weekly
Her flap jacks are old news to me. And frankly, I'm getting sick of them.
Bitch is a nasty cunt
>>684753455
OP also wonrar
>Kind of sounds like how my Dad used to be
>Dad used to be
>Dad used
>>684753337
>passing up an opportunity to literally ask a girl to "show you her flap jacks"
this isn't about nudes you rube, this is so much more important
>OP also wonrar
>>684753633
Could've just rolled... Smh
>>684753211
first time getting dubs
>>684753727
someone already did and got dub 1s
>>684753337
Fuck you op, I got dubs
I've always wanted you to give me my first blumpkin. I was thinking about an upper decker blumpkin deluxe. Plz help
>>684754114
relllz
Guys, I think she's asleep. Should I grab a new target?
>>684754357
yes
>>684754357
yes
>>684754438
>>684754463
nice one homie
>>684754590
Furfaggot cunt
>>684754590
I've got 200$ in a paypal with your name on it if you send me a picture of your asshole in the next three minutes.
>>684754590
pencil in pooper
>>684754590
Hey cutie, what's up?
hey want to see how much spaghetti i can eat
>>684755172
rell
In the mean time, look at my doge.
>>684755333
got trips for that crap
>>684754590
TRUMP 2016
>>684755333
winrar
>>684755333
I got a 9 meater hard on with ur name on it... :)
whip out those tits or ill slap your shits
>>684755052
Reroll.
>>684755600
Winrar
please show me your tits or ill kill myself
>>684755600
winrar x2
>>684755600
winrar
>>684755698
rool
i want to eat cannolis out of your ass
Wanna tickle my pickle
>>684755860
>always up
>>684756245
roll
respond bb I know u like me... ;)
Im 24. And I am still in college (due to taking a year off, and a couple of semesters in which I wasnt full time while I figured out what I wanted to do). Studying engineering. Feel like I should have already been done by now. So that eats at me. I also constantly feel inadequate. Like I am not going to be able to succeed at school. That I am in over my head (despite never having failed a class). I also fear that if I even manage to get out of school I will somehow manage to not be succesful in my given field, that I will just look dumb, that I will again be in over my head. I have no idea why I think this way, Its not like I dont have a good support system around me.
>>684753686
kek disgusting
https://twitter.com/LeahMoonsong/status/731176592550985728
>>684752830
Show them
>>684752692
Meh. I'd fuck her without a rubber and cum inside anyway.
>>684756839
Can't
She's 16
>>684755837
This webm really fucks with ya
>>684756935
I didn't ask for age nigga
I asked for pictures
>>684756999
i know trips, its like a whale in space
>>684756999
Noice
>>684756925
I really really like this image. Is it ok if I save it to my personal computer?
/thread
Be cause homies decided tonight was the night for NEETs to sleep.
>>684757185
>>684757203
Yay
Here boys, you can have the thread. I'll try again Friday.
>>684757973
fuckin witches
upside down and trips checked
>>684758103
Shapeshifting motherfucker.
>>684758508
they are amung us
>>684758768
SHIT'S BACK ON BOYS.
DUBS DECIDES.
>>684759230
Yeah but it's my dad's is that ok
>>684758508
This just proves that niggers are taking over sweden.
>>684759104
Portable gipsy
Can we acually try to make this happen>>684759230
>>684759491
Well they did reply, as you can see.
OMG ICY I AM CUM
>>684759230
Hey, I was just mastrubating when I thought of you. Wanna see my belly stick?
>>684759661
So fucking close!
>>684759230
I just want you to know I'm gay
>>684759855
Kek
>>684759855
Fuck this rollercoaster i want off damnit, this is why we can't have nice things.
quads get while I wait
>>684760065
So that means you can show me boobs?
>>684760065
>I know that
>>684760065
I wasnt expecting that response Lol
>>684760065
then what do you say i give you the old lickeroo
Yeah I'm bi too.
Tbh I just want you to ride my dick while Tyrone tugs himself off onto my face.
Fuck I'm hard :O
>>684760406
rolling
>>684760065
Ohshitwut
>>684760488
fuckin boring
>>684760065
>>684760406
roll for this
>>684760747
you told me you wanted my dick
>>684760879
This
>>684760879
Reroll reroll
ill fuck you if you dont tell any one im gay
>>684760747
Truth be told I want you like Jared wanted his sub with extra boipussy.
Gays should be gassed tbh
Hetero sex for lyfe
So fuck it. You're bi, apparently I'm gay and you look like a man, so let's get it on.
>>684760879
roll
I respect that. But really, I've got a hard on with your name on it.
Literally no one cares
Where are all the dubs?!
Of this happens to be dubs, first one to quote can have them.
>>684761194
reroll
>>684760747
I like you... but I prefer being receiving to giving. Call me selfish.
>>684761376
>>684760747
Meant to tag
>>684760441
Roll for my /b/ro
>>684761433
>>684761533
holy shit
>>684755860
Sorry forgot the centi, in the centimetre
>>684761593
>Alright
Man could she be more boring?
They might be catching on. Shit.
ask for a pic of a pencil in the pooper
>>684761433
>684761433
winrar
>>684761761
rel
>>684761533
Winrar!!!!!!!
>>684760441
I will be sad to see you go when Trump exterminates all the gay's.
>>684761741
okay ive been joking this whole time. the truth is, i love you.
>>684761890
ROLL
>>684761890
Reroll4Romance
>>684761890
>2
Rolling
>>684761890
Rollin'
>>684761890
Rollvioli with interestm8
>>684761593
LOL JK FAG, THIS IS A 4CHAN POST YOU'VE BEEN PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!
>>684762016
Holy shit! He got 2016
>>684761890
rollin4this
>>684761890
rollin
>>684761890
Roll!
>>684761890
Roll
>>684761890
rell
>>684758361
420 barrel roll it faggot
>>684762092
the current year
>>684761890
ROLL FOR LOVE FAGGOTS
>>684762016
2016 has spoken
>>684761842
Roll
>>684762199
You wasted dubs.
>>684762199
CHECKED
>>684762086
This. This is too boring to keep on going.
>>684761890
ROLLING
>>684761890
Roll!
O great Lord KEK grant me dubs so that we may help this man get a gay gf
>>684762199
Good damnit... it's over guys.
>>684761890
Let's make luv happen
>>684762212
rollll
>>684761741
Sorry, I'm just really horny. I haven't been able to get off with anything I stick up there for some reason. YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME!
>>684761890
rolling for romance
>>684762377
FINALLY SAMEFAG HERE, WINRAR!
>>684762377
winrar
>>684762199
You wasted dubs! You fucking worthless piece of shit!
I hope you drown in a bathtub of bleach.
>>684762377
DUBS GET OP
>>684761741
don't give me that allright because your asshole isn't going to be allright after I'm done with it
FFS
>>684762636
roooooolll
>>684762501
Roll
>>684762377
Just do it,op!!!
>>684762680
Are all you going to say is "alright"? ;_;
>>684762680
this bitch fucking blows
>>684762680
don't give me that allright because your asshole isn't going to be allright after I'm done with it
can we fuck now or in 10 minutes because I can't hold it any longer
>>684762680
OP YOU FUCKING MISSED A DUBS FAGGOT. >>684762199
>>684762636
Rolling for this
Kidding! I actually just hope you kill yourself.
>>684762636
rel
Show me your boobs
>>684762855
Winrar!
>>684762855
WINRAR
>>684762855
Kek
>>684762877
>>684762855
we got 2 op
>>684762680
Op delivered!!
>>684762855
Romance is kill.
>>684762680
I was joking that I was bi so I could let you know that I'm comfortable with who you are. I've had feelings for you for quite a while.
I just wanted to know if you were free tomorrow around 6 to go to the movies and dinner?
no homo we smokin penises
>>684762994
Roll
>>684762984
she was immune to romances anyway
OMG I AM CUM
>>684762855
XD fucking great stuff here roll for sure just in case op misses
>>684763139
Roll
>>684763139
OMG ROLL
>>684755860
meater was the joke u cunt
>>684762680
Can we fuck while listening to Limp Bizkit? Remember, I love you.
>>684762855
weinar
Sorry my asshole friend got ahold of my phone. Look, while we're talking...would you happen to be free tomorrow at 6? Nothing would make me happier than to see you again. Maybe dinner and a movie?
>>684763222
OP please deliver
>>684763370
roll
>>684750443
barechestedness
>>684763370
rollio
Because I love you fuckers.
>>684763370
Romance must win rolling
>>684763600
YES
>>684763370
this
I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot!
>>684763579
ditch this bitch, this icy ain't melting
>>684763711
winrarrrrr
Don't you have anything else to say??
>>684763723
Roll
>>684763813
Yessss please op
My stupid friend is about to grab my phone from me again. Hey, call me tomorrow and we'll work out the plans for the date. See you tomorrow! :)
>>684763813
Nah, we normally jive.
>>684763907
roll
>>684763964
roll, we need to hook this motherfucker up
>>684763964
ooh good backup plan
Just jizzed all over myself. Holy shit haha..text you back same time tomorrow ;)
>>684763964
roll!!!
nah jk that was me. im so fucking horny right now
>>684763723
Rolling for this
>>684764047
Roll
>>684764047
roll
>>684763964
rolllll
>>684764047
RERELLL
>>684764090
roll for dis
Show me where you fart from
>>684764100
CHECK THOSE DUBS
>>684763907
rolling
My stupid friend keeps grabbing my phone from me. I'm sorry for any future stupid replies. Hey, call me tomorrow and we'll work out the plans for the date. See you tomorrow! :)
So, can i have a pic of you?
>>684764177
FRESH LOAD OF DUBS
>>684764233
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>684764177
winrar op
>>684764233
We got dub city
>>684764040
Can you answer in anything other than a question you cunt?
>>684764233
>>684764338
rolllll
*EXPOSE THE THREAD OP*
>>684764368
yes, yes, YES. lets get you hooked up
>>684764444
god fucking damn it why
>>684764444
NO WHAT THE FUCK
>>684764444
quads to summon MODS
>>684764444
OH GOD ITS QUADS
EXPOSE THE THREAD
>>684764444
Inb4 shitstorm
Think I could get a few pics of you, need new fapping material
>>684764444
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>684764444
DONT DO IT OP YOU SAID DUBS NOT QUADS PLS HAVE MERCY
>>684764556
roll
>>684764444
>>684764444
OHHHHH SHIT
>>684764444
WHY!
>>684764444
>>684764444
what the fuck
QUADS R GODS
NO MERCY
>>684764629
reroll
>>684764444
Expose the thread, but say
"I asked for the help of an online message board because I was nervous about asking you out. I assure you that I meant it when I asked you on a date tomorrow. I wanted to let fate dictate what I said."
>>684764444
THANK GOD
/thread
>>684764721
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
>>684764721
rip
>>684764777
Too late.
>>684764444
OH FUCK. WE'RE GOING DOWN, ABANDON SHIP!
>>684764721
You fucking idiot. Is she cute at all?
>>684764782
You're a faggot OP, now confess your real feelings for Icy
>>684764721
there is no more hope for man on earth
>>684764782
>Alright.
Fucking cunt.
>>684764777
trips, do it OP
fuck this shit im out
Alright thread
ask if hes crying
This went wonderfully
Alright
>>684764777
At least say this at the end. You might get pussy out of it
>>684764969
I think it went
>Alright
and if he is ask if you can use his tears as loob while you fuck his dad
>>684765044
Believe it or not, I'm a bit too alpha for faggot shit like that.
>>684764368
The keks are too high
>>684765089
Hahahahaha
Oh shit, what's going on?
I just wanted to say MLP
Fucking sucks, I just pretended to like it so that I could get into your pants. But now that you're being a bitch I just give up even tryin. I bet your pussy stinks like garbage anyways.
>>684765233
the erotic part wasn't, the date part was
4chan is my asshole friend
>>684765233
Screen cap dubs
>>684765233
>>684764777
use this fucking line
>>684765287
so.. wanna go out with me?
>>684765233
"No I still want you to shit on my face"
>>684765233
ask if his crying
>>684765233
we can fuck anyway
MILK ME LIKE COW
>>684765233
"I asked for the help of an online message board because I was nervous about asking you out. I assure you that I meant it when I asked you on a date tomorrow. I wanted to let fate dictate what I said."
>>684765287
rolling
>>684765233
idk, kinda?
I love you a lot....
>>684765366
Shiieett
>>684764782
srsly this fucking cold cunt
>>684765403
MALK LAK KOW
>>684765287
>Oh alright.
>alright
>>684765233
oh shi-
