On plane what do, quint's decides
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On plane what do, quint's decides
smoke
>>684713467
Yell "Allah akbar" and run to the cockpit
Shit in your seat, blame person next to you
>>684713668
Reroll
Smack her ass
Just enjoy your flight and don't be a noob.
>>684713668
Oh shit back packer's are on board
have a fap
>>684713467
lock yourself in the bathroom for the whole flight
>>684713668
This
>>684713668
rollin
kys
take your pants off leave them on closes person to you
>>684713966
fuckin winrar
>>684713467
Shit your pants while masturbating
Quietly enjoy your flight
If dubs op has to openly announce to everyone on the plane that he is HIV positive and not to use his blood if an accident is to happen
>>684713467
Turn off your wifi and roaming. Place your tray in the upright position and enjoy your flight with _____ airlines
>>684713467
LOng way off from quints.
Lay on floor
Take a nap OP
>>684713467
omg turn your fucking phone off before you crash the plane
>>684713668
Roll
>>684713668
Reroll
>>684713467
This is so old image. Timestamp faggot
>>684713966
do it op
>>684713668
this
>>684713668
Rolling for this.
>>684713467
Try not to think about how you're thousands of feet above the hard rocky ground or deep deep ocean.
>>684713467
vomit in the aisle mid flight.
>>684713668
Rerollll
remain quietly seated with your seatbelt fastened for the duration of the flight
>>684714306
this
>>684713668
r-r-r-reroll
>>684713467
go around and personally ask everyone if they want to buy some credit card knives
>>684714444
this thread will die before we make it to quints, but nice quads.
>>684713668
pretty much this
>>684713467
mission : get the girl in black's number / email.
>>684714444
quads tho
whip dick out
>>684714444
Fuck off scriptfag
>>684713467
take a nap
>>684713467
keep yelling ALLAH AHKBAR and dont stop OP
>>684713668
Do it you goofy cunt
>>684713668
rereroll
Just yell bomb as loud as you can.
>>684713966
Do it.
>>684713668
this
>>684713668
roll
Shout "Bomb!"
>>684714444
quad squad
>>684713966
Roll
Jerk off
keep calling the attendant
Extend your arms from your body and start making plane noises.
>>684714444
Respect.
Pee on everything and everyone.
Start humming islamic hymn songs
>>684713668
Rollerino
>>684714415
I dont get how that bothers people. The most "dangerous" part of flying is the take off and landing.
BOMB! BOMB! HE HAS A BOMB!
>point at youngest kid on plane
>>684713966
Rolling
>>684714819
This.
Take a bunch of shit fro my he area where they keep the good
Whisper to a person sitting in the back that you have a bomb and peace be upon allah
>>684713668
roll
what is her name?
there was enough time now to find out...
>>684713467
>>684713467
Yell- "Nobody move or ill blow this place up!"
>>684713467
Fake seizure, then say you forgot crucial meds in the baggage compartment
>>684715003
reroll
>>684713668
Reroll
>>684713467
show me the front cover of the passenger safety card in your seat back pocket
>>684715003
re-reroll
Go in the middle of the plane and then yell to get everyone's attention. Drop your pants and squat down and slowly take the best shit of your life.
>>684714826
>>684714797
>>684714698
to all you rollers, next quints is 22222 and won't happen for quite a while
if you want a chance of op delivering, bump the thread slowly and start rolling when we near the target
just masturbate on the sit
>>684715003
reroll
>>684714819
rolling for this
Grab one of the flight attendants's ass
>>684713668
rell
>>684715192
why don't you fuck off?
how bout you do that?
How long is the flight tho?
HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE OP?!
Yell at a snake.
whip your dick out and hit the guy next to you with it
>>684715343
no need to be rude
i just want to give op the highest possible chance of going to prison
>>684715074
As requested
>>684715343
rollin for this
>>684715192
KK babe
>>684715578
Where are you going and how long is the flight question mark
kill yourself
>>684715599
nice double dubs
>>684715578
>CP
Find someone asleep and masturbate furiously on them
>>684715578
Thanks. Dude this is my airline, I work for them. Don't do any crazy shit.
>>684715301
...or get at least her phone #
>>684713467
pretend you're talking on the phone loud enough for some people to hear, but as if you're having a normal conversation.
On the phone, pretend you're talking to a doctor, or better yet, someone from the CDC.. discuss how the virus you were exposed to has an incubation period of 6 hours, that 5 hours have passed and that you're noticing people on the plane are starting to exhibit symptoms of the contagion. tell them there can be a full blown outbreak if you do not reach your destination within the next hour and that you don't want to die because of their fuckup
>>684713668
Cmon
someone named quint owns a decides?
>>684713668
rollin for this
ask the fight attendant for her pussy / dick if its a male op
>>684716084
I hope you get hit by a truck
>>684716422
rolling also for this
Tie a few belts around your face, talk like Bane, and Banepost in real life.
>>684713668
rerolling
burn down the church op show them the true god
>>684716530
Rolling for this
>>684713467
Yell Allahu Snakbar
>>684716084
This is nor funny
yell out i have ebola and nothing else
yell "Praise the Sun!" and do the pose
>>684713668
Okay well I fucking have to roll for this.
>>684716725
get
>>684713467
stand on the middle and show your ass
find a kid and kick the fuck out of him and his god dam seat
you guys realize that the next quints are around 800 posts away right?
>>684715578
Thanks. Just informed the FBI you were planning to blow up a plane, precisely an e170/e175 that landed or is departing around this time.
>>684713668
Fucking roll this
>>684713467
Move uninvited to the first class area and have a seat
>>684713467
yell "I'VE GOT A BOMB AND IF I DON'T GET SOME SERIOUS DICK RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA MAKE SURE NONE OF YOU GET ANY EVER AGAIN!"
>>684717071
meant 500
>>684713668
Roll for this
>>684713668
Roll for this
>>684716084
Rollerino
>>684717071
I prove you wrong.
>>684716084
ROLLINROLLINROLLINROLLIN
walk around casually telling people that youre going to fuck their dog
take photos of all the flight attendences n post them here
wank until you're about to cum, then cum on the nearest female
>>684713668
rollz
>>684717440
re roll
>>684717183
Aren't people posting in other threads
>>684717542
plus points for the pilots, too
>>684717071
START WORKING, MEN
>>684713668
Roll
>>684717092
Foolish if true
>>684717394
kek roolz
>>684717768
roll
>>684717677
yes but if we bump this to 300 before 500 posts are made then it will 404
roll for Allah Akbar
>>684713467
What's your flight number and departure airport?
>>684717922
Sauce
>>684713668
this
>>684713668
rool
>>684717922
neat im going for trips
>>684716084
By "them" i mean the imaginary people at the CDC
Also, ROLL
>>684715574
where do you think you are, faggot?
>>684714444
Why do the sane requests only get trips??
>>684718001
The only way to save the thread is to not post in the thread
>>684714444
WINRAR!!! HE GOT QUINTS! OP U BETTER DELIVAR
Quints will never happen. This thread is dumb
>>684714789
Roll
>>684718151
fuk
>>684717764
LETS DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>684714444
top kek are you fucking kidding me
>>684718174
ROLL
>>684718327
Quints are 5 of a kind you fucking faggot
Hit on flight attendant and get laid in the lavatory, post pic of bj.
>>684718174
REROLL
Fart so hard you shit your self, if no gas, push so hard you shit yourself then lean over and fall asleep for the rest of the ride, and leave your phone with an audio recorder on. Then upload that shit if there's anyonw close gagging n stuff.
one bump closer
>>684713467
Play the counter strike as terrorist and put a bomb
yell allahu akbar while naked
>>684713467
Find a nearby girl. Ask her if she'll make a sex pact with you in the event the plane crashes
>>684718888
OHH SHIT
>>684717834
So true. Called them myself and emailed Allahu Akbar comment screenshots and images in this thread. Fuck OP for thinking /b/ is a joke. And fuck you for being a faggot.
Make a bump thread strictly to spread this shit up
>>684718888
close, but no cigar. reroll
>>684718888
Holy shit
>>684718930
those are quads retard
In no way someone will get quints!
We have a quads, so take that one.
>>684718975
I hope you get hit by a train
>>684713668
Fuck it . Roll .
>>684716084
ReROLL
>>684718888
Come on. Quads should be enough.
allah akbar
>>684719111
Roll you kunt
>>684719145
roll
whisper into everyone's ear you can, this isn't a bomb in my pants, I'm just happy to be here.
>>684713668
Roll
>>684719171
2 quads in this thread cmon op
kill yourself
>>684718567
roll
>>684718888
roll
shout allah ahkbar
>>684714444
OP wont deliver.
KEK
>>684713668
Going
>>684719100
I hope you get sent to Guantanamo Bay for being a fucking idiot.
sprint to the cockpit and crash the plane
>>684713668
Rerall
Take a dump in the restroom, take it out, yell your ALLHU AKBAR, and throw it at someone.
Enjoy a nice quiet plane ride and not bother anyone around you.
My lief is fuckjng boring man
>>684719450
"Im a faggot that wont deliver so im asking for a roll that probably wont happen before the thread dies."
-OP
>>684719450
Because nobody's gotten quints yet! Is this hard for you all to understand! 4 is quads!
>>684718888
roll for this because quads
>>684718327
i have some unfortunate news for you...
you are an idiot.
>>684719450
Because it's not quints you fucking autistic fuck. He never planned to deliver, why I reported him to the FBI. This is why get threads were banned before. Bring back the faggot get bans!
>>684719420
roll
and film reactions, and post them here
also, what city/state? so we can look at news in case
>>684713668
reroll
>>684713467
C'mon terrorism
Keep putting your table up and setting it back down the entire flight.
>>684719830
I want to suck your dick
Say "There are way too many niggers on this plane. I feel like I'm on a slave ship." to the person next to you but loud enough so that everyone can hear you say it.
>>684715003
rolling for this
>Take laxatives
>Go in restroom
>Strip
> Emerge abruptly, yelling ALLHU AKBAR, spinning and dancing around, letting the diarrhea slip and slide about
>>684719511
Roll for this
>>684716084
roller
>>684719976
Bump
>>684719511
Reroll
Poop your pants
>>684719799
roll
>>684716530
reroll
Yell bomb
>>684713927
Aloha snack bar, Pussy! Do it and do it now, faggot!
>>684720068
Roll
Get everybody's attention, pull down pants, take dick pic if guy pussy if girl, pull up pants, go sit down.
>>684713668
Roll
Slap the pilot.
>>684719960
All my promised virgins go first though right?
>>684713668
Roll
>>684711111
we only got one shot at this...
>put on head phones and sing like you are in the shower. Overtime attendant tells you to stop, apologize and start again in 30 mins...must do the whole flight, regardless of time.
Do this
I am now emotionally invested and must see this through
Op fell asleep... snooring
>Yell "I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane"
>Immediately start wanking in your seat, loudly
roll>>684720220
>>684722222
>>684722222
WINRAR!
>>684713668
Roll
Just enjoy the flight like a normal person
>>684718888
reroll
watch pron with headphone off...if told to stop, apologize and start again in another part of plane...do this until you are locked into restraint.
>>684720347
I need to see this
>>684720590
roll
Enjoy flight and comply with all rules now and forever
bumperino
>>684718174
ROLL
Rape the pilot.
bump to get us there
Thread will die before 22222 because newfags can't count
1000 more to go! We got this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
piss in your seat
>>684721132
ROLL
Come on guys, we have to win this.
roll for this >>684713668
>>684713532
Done in one.
>>684721270
ROLL
>>684721207
TOTALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rape the hottest girl you can find. Use a weapon.
>>684720880
rawlin'
Go to bathroom shit and piss everywhere except in the toilet
>>684713668
Roll
>>68488888
WINRAR
>>684721357
ROLL
>>684721207
LETS DO IT GUYS
Im bumping this one more time
>>684721359
>>684721207
still have to hit is perfect...
>it it goes over
>kill thread
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ask for extra olives in your salad and don't eat any of them.
Steal multiple purses, find pills, take all of them.
why don't you fuck off?
how about that?
>>684721132
ROLL
>>684721619
roll
Loudly ask stewardess to have sex with you in the bathroom.
>>684721585
you are what you eat mang
>>684713467 (OP)
Yell "Allah akbar" and run to the cockpit and record that shit
>>684721633
rawl
>not even 30 posts left
this thread is fucked
>>684721600
edgy fucker here
