>>684688767 kill self
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>684688767
kill self
invest in real estate
Use the money to buy personal stash of smegma
>>684688767
can you sauce the link where she had a bunch of vids
>>684688767
Buy real estate
Start own business/invest/buy new car/buy a house
Save the rest
>>684688767
change sex
>>684688767
invest in bitcoins
>>684688767
>buy /b/
>ban everyone except people who give serious answers to threads, roughly 99%
>ask original question again
Kill yourself faggot.
4 chicks at once
Move out and continue living as normal minus trying to find work or ever worrying about where I'll go when my parents die.
invest in stocks
>>684688767
Buy an RV or a tiny house. Buy a plot of land innawoods somewhere cheap, probably 5-10 acres.
Find an online job making enough to pay for groceries and the small bills that I have.
Travel the world.
>>684688767
buy a house, put the rest away in a bank account and reel in dat interest boii
buy ETN, that pays 15%+ annually.
Small plot of land, small but functional house, farming equipment, rest goes into investment and or savings.
>>684689476
nigga you dumb
>>684688767
2 chicks at the same time.
Do a bunch of drugs, buy hookers, and kill myself.
>>684689643
interest below the inflation rate = lose money.
>>684689677
>become a farmer
My fucking sides
what do you guys think of my plan:
ima buy 5 condos/apartments @ 400k each and rent them out for $1500 a month and make about $75k a year
?
>>684688767
Invest or put 1,500,000 away for interest.
Have 500,000 aside to help family debts or mortgage's. Then spend whatever I have left over from the 500,000 on setting family up for future.
Pay down some student loans.
Id share it equally with all my friends. Seriously.
hire a lawyer and financial advisor
>>684688767
Have $200k for instant pleasure, buy whatever the fuck.
Put the rest in a savings account and live off the interest.
>>684688767
Invest 1mio, 1mio travelling, house, car etc...
>>684689852
This is the guy that blows it all, files for bankruptcy 3 years later and dies of a heroin overdose.
>>684689745
Fuck, came to thread just to post this, you beat me to it
>>684689853
26 years to make your money back?
Give it to ISIS so they can kill some Ameriscum.
I'm serious
>>684690248
il just live off the $75k
i wont have to get a job ever again
>>684689677
>become a farmer
>seed from neighboring farm flies onto own farm
>unintended crop grows
>lose farm in lawsuit
>>684690172
Nah niggah I just wouldn't trade my comfy life for a hard life of toiling in the fields all day. You dumb fuck.
>confirmed nigger
>just released from slavery
>only knows how to work on a farm
>>684688767
Pay off loans, invest small amount, and save the rest.
>>684688767
Pay for college, buy a nice house and car, spend the rest traveling and not have to worry about anything the rest of my life.
>>684690291
>dat bismuth
Given $1000 to everyone who posts their PayPal in this thread.
>>684689406
Kek
>>684689853
So you waste 2 millon to get 75k year, so in 25 years you can have your 2 millons. Sounds like you are eleven.
>>684689280
/thread
>>684690743
how am i wasting my 2million? i still own the property
its just an investment
>>684690433
For the record, >>684690172
aint me. I'm the farmer. I wouldn't consider it toiling, I enjoy farming.
Coke.... Lots of coke
Be living like its 89 in Miami
>>684688767
Send it to the needy
Invest 65% into different things. Diversified stock portfolio, gold and silver (tangible, not in my portfolio)
I'd take another 15-20% and buy a house, cash. I'd also buy a sensible vehicle, perhaps a Toyota Tacoma or a Honda civic.
I'd keep 50,000 cash hidden in a floor safe in the basement. The rest I'd blow on pimping out my pad and partying and clothes and shit like that
>>684690248
%4 dividends is pretty solid.
Invest in high yield buy to let real estate, the other 1250000 away in savings to garner interest. Use the net worth to emmigrate to the us before buying the property though.
>>684689476
Damn that's actually a pretty good plan.
>>684689853
it would be more like 68000. you have to pay income tax on that 90000, plus shit goes wrong that you have to fix.
I went down that road. its not as great as you might think.
>>684690431
That would be a problem.
>>684690875
this farming seems like a wonderful pasttime. i guess i would do the same. i don't really want to do anything with my life. existing is nice on its own
>>684688767
Blow it all in a year. Im in my uncles will, networth 43 mill. futures looking good.
>>684690825
Who said you can rent it everytime you want? Hope your bankrupt. Do the maths.
>>684690875
Then I'll enjoy laughing at you like the nigger you all. All you're good for.
>>684691066
welcome to america.
>>684691019
its either i keep it in the bank and make like $20000 only for the interest or w.e or invest in the real estate
not sure what to do
I want to live off some kind of investment so i can never work again for my entire life
im only 20 now and i want enough cash to live till like 70
Retire to some shit hole country and live like a god.
>>684688767
Bank it and just chill...
>>684688767
move to thailand and buy a decent house and three young asain girls train them to be my wives and live happily ever after the end.
>>684689009
This.
>>684688767
Pay off my mortgage and my car, do some home improvement projects, set some aside for my daughters' college, go on a really nice vacation, and invest the rest so I can retire early.
>>684688767
Step 1: Reserve $100-200k to buy small condo.
Step 2: Invest remaining $1,800,000 in a 70/20/10 mix of stock index funds, bond index funds and real estate funds, respectively.
Step 3: Draw down 4% ($72,000) every year for life and never work again.
>>684691247
That's fine. Do as you like.
>>684691169
That's the plan.
>>684691317
first word of advice: don't keep it in cash form because the usd is depreciating as other economies/currencies develop.
>>684689406
Your math doesn't work, if $1 million gets you 2 chicks at the same time, $2 million should only get you 3 chicks at the same time.
>>684690951
Finance professional here. This guy is smart.
>>684691528
the USD is the strongest form of currency atm
Gold is not safe eiter
>>684688767
1. be sad my dad died
2. raze my house and build a million dollar house
3. live off interest / investments with my current broker
4. start shitty "I just inherited" threads on 4chan an never deliver
I already don't work and have fancy toys. I fucking hate people who keep their shitty $8 hr jobs after winning the lotto and shit.
>>684691356
dude you can do that with like 200,000 let alone 2,000,000
>>684691356
This.
>>684689853
why the fuck would you buy 400k apartments? I dont know how it is in the us, but UK landlords can buy lots of low price property (about $50k each 1 bedroom flats) where the tenants will be on welfare, state pays it directly to you, about $520 a month. It's good. But tenants on the giro often have welfare capped due to overpayment and boilers break and stuff. You've got to work.
Buy a house, newfoundland sheppard, hyundai i40 and invest in a fast food near high school and a fast food near a discotheque or a pub. Live happily ever after.
>>684690431
sew the crop first, for trespassing or something, ( or the seed, seeds source or the weatherchannel for telling it would blow from the other direction thatday )
>>684690291
They most likely will kill euro fags.
>>684689280
>tfw you inherit $2 million, tax free
>tfw 4chan is 2.1 million for sale
>tfw you will never have $100,000 to purchase 4chin
1 million lottery tickets
>>684691700
i would definitely not quite my job.
i get bored if i have too much off time anyway.
Pay off my mothers house and car, buy myself a decent bit of land where it's cheap, get 20 acres or so. Work my job that I currently have which is ~60k a year. Live a modest and fulfilling life knowing my mom was taken care of.
>>684691813
where i live thats the cheapest for a 1000 square foot place
>>684691687
youre not thinking long term. youre not making money by hoarding cash.
>>684690951
>>684691659
Thanks. But honestly I'm just a dumb grease monkey. My brother is an actuary and THAT motherfucker is smart. He helps me with my money and stuff so that's where I learned.
>>684690016
I'd give it all away to have a single friend
Buy more money.
>>684691907
What if you put all $2 million in savings? How long would it take for you to accumulate the $100,000 in interest?
>>684688767
>get a tech school degree you enjoy, roughly 10-15k
>invest the rest in whatever market you enjoy/hire an investor (usually a jew) and give them a reasonable % cut so they are inclined to work hard for you (better you do in the market better they do)
>find a job with tech school degree that you enjoy to pay cost of living expenses
>enjoy life when you want having financial security
currently what i'm doing with roughly the same amount of inheritance and enjoying life
i can do pretty much anything in life i want to
>>684691687
>atm
And less and less so every day. Everyone in Econ knows this isn't forever. Only a question of time.
>>684689009
The only answer tbh. You can always tell apart smart people on /b/. Although, if argue 2 million really isn't enough money to invest in real estate in a major US city like NYC. If you already own a building that could help leverage deals along with your 2 million. But otherwise you're still a small fry in a place like NYC or SF.
I guess I'd buy massive amount of land in Detroit or even just 5-6 places in Florida.
>Go to highschool reunion.
>act like nothing is new
>have a group of actors walk up to you and apologize about your deceased inheritance relative
>act super upset
>have them remind you of your sweet fucking inheritance.
>make sure you're in range of your high school crush.
>let the night play out
Invest the rest in real estate or stocks or open a business and make mad cash bro.
>>684692145
interest is about 1-5% avg
so probably couple years
>>684691834
its been tried before. you don't have a team of harvard-educated lawyers who have spent decades working these cases like the chemical companies do. you won't win.
Buy a shit hole apartment complex- section 8 it and you are fuaranteed tenets and money (government funding). Often times these complexes are foreclosing or selling cheap. Scoop a few up and be a slumlord landlord living and profitti g off everyone's tax money.
>>684690093
>.03% interest
enjoy your $1500/year m7
$1,000,000 in long term low risk investments.
$750,000 to buy property and build the house i'd die in.
$75,000 on a Cadillac Escalade, because I've always wanted one.
$175,000 to be fucked around with, most likely spent on high quality hookers.
>>684688767
>Move to Deutschland
>To to University
>Become a politician
>Become Chancellor
>Make Germany Great Again
>>684691970
fair enough, it's mainly property in old socialist mining towns that's been left in the past. DWP caps the benefits of young people too, so theres shortfalls there too. Old, local tennants are best as they want to stick around and aren't very mobile.
>>684688767
NEET lyf
Find a financial advisor you trust. Take some money buy house and car cash. Pay off all debt, invest conservatively, live off the 5k a month, and do whatever u want. Warning, everyone including family is gonna ask you for money. Women are going to try to get every penny they can from you. Friends are going to dislike you and tell you that you've "changed" because you won't loan them a grand. If you do loan them money you will never see it back. Be ready to spend a lot of time alone, and be suspicious of everyone new in your life. Oh yeah, and beef up your insurance on everything. Also get an unbrella policy to cover a few million incase you get sued.
would keep 90% in a savings account, buy a nice car, finish school and enjoy the rest of my stress free life
>>684692214
Bummer. Worth a go I guess. Still, if I inherited that much money I'd put it in savings and live off the money from interest. Even if it was 1% that'd be an extra $20,000 a year. Not bad.
>>684692342
i dont think its worth renting out to welfare people
theyll just trash the place
>>684689875
Interest? Where? No banks will give you the kind of interest you could live off of nowadays. Not even at that amount.
>>684690362
you have no idea what a shitty job it is being a rental property owner. $75k is NOT worth it, and you're forgetting taxes, insurance, people skipping, repairs, etc. you'll be lucky to make $30k and you'll wish you could pay someone that much just to gtfo of it.
>>684688767
sex dungeon in the basement
I'd leave it in a Black trashbag by the mailbox of 5th & Elm In exactly 1.5 hours from now and I would walk away and never look back.
>>684690291
how slow is your hard drive spinning right now?
>>684692519
this. dont go down that road, trust me.
>>684688767
i would diversify across the major sectors of today. if you don't know the market just buy blue chip stocks but if you are hungry for more then do some real research not ask fags on 4chan
I would probably save it and take like 1000$ a month out of it and go live travelling in a car (trying to spend as little as possible)
that's about all you would need in a lifetime considering even random last minute shit problems.
And I would live life as I want, don't care if I die young.
If you are in this situation really consider about dividing it for each month and just take out to go around the globe and live lots of different things
Send me a postcard if you do
>>684692373
LITERALLY THE ONLY ANSWER THAT IS NEEDED IN THE THREAD
>>684692482
One of my tennants is a huge, fat useless faggot who spends everyday drinking and watching netflix. The flat is now a shit hole, he's torn up the floorboards, filth everywhere, bed is disgusting unmade mess. Still get paid though, he's inherited money from his dad so he should pay some of his arrears back to me. Best to have paying tennants than none. The income is what it's all bout.
Donate it to the Hillary campaign.
Invest in the marijuana industry, start a farm, despensary, and headshop.
>>684691317
>$20000 only for the interest
if you can make that much interest in a bank these days I'll move to your fucking country right now
>>684692513
depends highly on how much you need to live. my bank gives me 0.2% if my balance is above $25,000. At $1.5M, that's $30,000 a year. More than enough to survive on, especially if you're not paying a mortgage.
>>684692519
Well anything i make over $20,000 is good
Since il use my investments to pay for my bills
that means ill never lose money in my life time
il live off the interest
>>684688767
buy sharpies and put them all in the pooper.
then post results
>>684688767
Invest in eastern Poland.
>>684688767
>That picture
>>684692817
you can make more with mutual funds too
ive read some people made 10-15% return when lucky
>>684688767
i make animations in my spare time.
so i'd spend full time on my youtube channel and make whatever THE FUCK i wanna make. mostly pixel art. right now i have 26K subs cause i also work a full time job, so put all my time in there and just pay animators/artists so i can make what i always want to make.
>>684692059
You ain't gotta be smart. Just smart enough.
1.5 mil is investments (stock, real estate, whatever), 300k to set myself up (paying off debt, buying apartment/house, buying car, investing in self improvement), 200k for pure fun. Travel, buying shit, add to the 300k for a more fun car or better housing).
>purchase property in Australia
>lease for ridiculously inflated amount of rent
>>684692764
Having a great borrowing limit like me makes it a lot easier as well.
>>684689853
property management is a good start. however you will need a rudimentary knowledge of home repair and maintenance. which i doubt your faggot ass has anything beyond an anime sword.
but still a good idea
>>684688767
buy some of quiktrip bc theyre just growing and making money evryday
>>684689643
your fucking retarded. look up the interest in a bank account and the inflation rate. if you cant understand that then you will never have 20k let alone 2mill.
>>684688767
$2,000,000 donation to the hillary clinton campaign.
>>684692519
Eh, we have a few rental properties and while you are correct, there are some shit for brains and some work involved, if you invest wisely, do background checks, keep up with preventative maintenance, etc. it's a cake walk.
I'd say our ROI is pretty high, and we're renting to working/middle class.
>>684692214
1-5% in 1990 maybe. straight savings is like 0.03% now.
The guy doing 70/20/10 and getting 4% is doing way better than average.
>>684690362
you have 2 million that you can just have and work towards something in your spare time lol.
Political science major here, I'd buy some seats in parliament with my mates. Knowing these cucks in office would do anything for a 100,000, I'd buy out their sets and any other remaining oppositions.
Left with 1 mil now
>already have supervision of agriculture and welfare
>kick all the niggers and other undesired of the system
>everyone is forced to work
>put all of undesirables in the rice fields
>start racking in mad doe
>already got my 2 mil ten fold
>turn government into covert communist party
>get seats in parliament
>become close friends with defence ministry
>ask him to have all negro drafted into the military
>run a dictatorship until the UN comes to kill me
>>684688767
diversify.
OP, I'll tell you exactly what my Grandpa told me:
" If you don't know how to do something, go find somebody who does."
Edward Jones can turn your money into more money. They're smart about this
>>684693290
my cousins are renting out their places atm and thru the bg check they got to see their anual salaries and stuff
they only rented to people who made over 75-100k a year
and theyve never had problems
only rented to white people
plus they have them pay up front first for 12 months
>>684689132
Charolette Vassallo
Imgur F3naH
Give it to somebody who gets dubs on /b/
>>684688767
big country land with comfy, small house, small IT business, finish college (art mayor);
>>684689853
there is tax and repairs plus you have to find people to rent. i have a building if you rent for 1500 a month you will make 45k a year.
people are fucking stupid when it comes to money.
>>684692846
one, that is not how interest works.
two you got a decimal wrong.
>>684693375
You grossly overestimate how much $2m is
>>684688767
Start my repair business and hire people and buy equipment that could get me more contracts
>>684690031
the best answer yet. if you cant handle the job find someone that can. you Ser are almost not a fag.
>>684689853
Generally when people buy condos and rent them they take out a mortgage and rent them out so that the rent is covered by the mortgage and then some. This allows them to leverage their investment. Why on earth would you outright buy 5 400k condos with cash when you could put 20% down and buy 25 condos or a small apartment complex. Sure you'd be making less of a profit on each condo because you'd be paying the mortgage as well but the amount of homes you could buy by leveraging your money far outweighs that and you'd make a hell of a lot more money.
>>684693599
O shit
Continue figuring out how to fix the world
Get myself some nembutal in case I want a peaceful suicide
>>684689853
condo fees alone will eat up most of that 45k and you could get a big assessment at any time
>>684693690
I didn't get a decimal wrong. My bank's just better than yours.
>>684690093
dumb fuck
>>684693599
kek
>>684688767
>buy property
>rent it out
>move country
>live on the slopes
Live in a decent apartment and become a neet for the the rest of my life
seriously man, id find a jewish financial advisor
>>684692846
That's 3 grand a year not 30 grand a year. .2% interest is 2/10s of 1% so .002 times $1.5 million which equals $3000 a year.
>>684688767
2 chicks at the same time.
>>684693878
am i even allowed to own so much properties with mortages? i think theres a limit on how much mortgage you can take no?
>>684693023
>when lucky
and some people win the lottery.
back before 2000 I was making 15% easy. now I'm lucky to clear 4% with a well diversified and managed portfolio.
I've lost $60,000 in a single investment. it's not all potatoes and cream you know.
you could also spare me like 10 bucks so I can eat pizza tomorrow or go to a movie since it's been more than 2 years i don't do either coz poor
Get a driver's licence and a car. Other than that, I'd just use it for what I use my money on right now: booze and cigarettes. I'd work on developing my writing career more efficiently then, not having to worry about such basic necessities and all that.
>>684694364
>writing
>career
>>684694178
oh, you're right, i got a decimal wrong.
>>684688767
I once inherited shares in a cafe my grandfather owned. However, was too young to actually inherit them - went to my mother.
My mother sold my shares in the cafe. Got £25000 put into a trust fund.
Cafe soon ended up being the cafe where JK Rowling wrote Harry Potter.
I fucked up so badly.
>>684692847
that is something a lazy nigger would say. 20k is not even close to have a good life. i would take nothing less than 200k a year on investment return.
i would work my ass off working the markets and when i have enough to passively make 200k a year i will calm down and enjoy the rest of my life as a free man.
>>684691593
You dumb ass mother fucking retard, $ 500,000 per girl.
>>684694467
>your standards
>something relevant to me
>>684694693
>mfw i live with 7k per year
>>684693946
0.2% of $1.5 million is $3000
>>684694207
>i think theres a limit on how much mortgage you can take no?
That depends on a lot of factors like your credit score, how much you're investing, your past dealings with your bank, etc. To answer your question, no, there is no hard capped limit to how many mortgages you can take out however if you have a credit score of 200 and no borrowing history and a net worth of 10k then it's going to be impossible for you to get a mortgage on 5 400k condos. However if you have $2 million in cash then you'd probably want to invest in an apartment complex instead of 25 individual condos and yes if you had 2 million in cash you could buy an apartment complex. Just do a google search for buying an apartment complex online.
>>684688767
You know what I would do if I had two million dollars? I would invest half of it in low-risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities.
>>684688767
give a portion to charity, to benefit those who aren't that fortunate
you will feel satisfied and you can keep a portion as well to invest towards something
>>684694693
why the fuck would you need so much money for?
I would take half of the $2,000,000, maybe even more and immediately put it in a savings account not to be touched. I would take a small amount and put it aside from the other 1,000,000 and ensure that I can cover my living expenses with it for at least a few years, then I would set aside the rest to start and fund a business (my music career for myself), could be anything for you. Also before i start a business I would buy a new car, not a super nice one just a regular, and I would probably also go on a vacation wherever the fuck I want with my girlfriend for 2 weeks or a month.
If you use your money s,art you can just make more money from it, also if you set aside half it will always be there if you ever need it, and if you succeed in making a business of some sort work then you can just keep making money and be set and extremely comfortable for life.
>>684694954
Slav spotted.
>>684695210
just poor italian
Invest in some land and open up a trailer park, my inlaws do it, they started with 80 plots and now own 356 plots and charge 350 a plot a month, sooo... be a slum lord..
>>684693610
>finish college (art mayor)
ha
ah
hahahaah oh fuck
ha ha.jpg
>>684691317
$2,000,000 * 0.03% = $600 dont spend that all in one place :)
>>684694954
i used to too, now its like when i get 7k for a weeks work, it feels nothing. Weird how things change.
>>684695298
7000 a year in the EU, holy shit that sucks bro. The feels.
>>684695083
2 chicks at the same time you will feel satisfied.
>>684694289
where are you?
>>684695425
he could live off 20K a year untill he was 120 years old
>>684688767
Buy an apartment and invest in some real-estate.
Then you can basically do whatever the fuck you want while the money just keeps pouring in.
Also, I'd probably just keep on doing what I'm doing - finish college, get a job, and then eat awesome food every day for the rest of my life.
>>684688767
buy tons of weed
>>684695425
my bank is constantly trying to get me to put my thousand-aire dollars from checking at 0.01% interest into savings at 0.03% and I'm like are you fucking kidding I can find more loose change on the sidewalk outside.
>>684688767
I would spend half of it on women, booze, and gambling.
The rest I would waste.
>>684688767
>$2,000,000
Pay off house ~$170,000
Pay off car ~$10,000
Pay off debt ~$30,000
Cats to vet ~$400
Talk to a financial consultant, a real one, and sit on the rest. Maybe buy real estate. Avoid the stock market, that's a rigged game.
>>684692731
This
>>684691417
idiot
>>684688767
Buy a house, make wise invertments, continue working ahitty desk job, and kinda just live.
>>684695835
why do people think real estate investment is a fool proof end? I have and have had more property than I know what to do with and would never again invest in anything I'm not living in or using.
It's like everyone ITT got their idea of finance from the 1990s
>>684696080
He could find a non-crooked accountant or stock broker to do that shit for him. if he really doe shave 6 million dollarydoos, he can break the capital barriers of most profitable ventures
>>684695397
well art is frustrating tho
>pic related to yours
>>684688767
Pay a fuckton of taxes, then buy a number 7 at Taco Bell with what's left.
>>684688767
If you invested that right, you could turn that into a fortune. $2M isn't much.
So I'd invest it. And within 5-10 years I'd turn it into a respectable fortune.
>>684695088
for doing whatever i want to. there are people out there making 16mill i just want my piece of the great capitalistic pie.
>>684688767
invest and go back to school
>>684696249
your doing it wrong.
>>684696249
buy to let
>>684696080
if you paid off your car (e.g. buy a cheaper one you can afford) and your debt you could switch your house to a 15 year mortgage and pay that off too.
how the fuck do you run around an get up a $30k debt OUTSIDE your car? jesus fucking financial hell anon.
By a couple houses and apartments or what have you to rent out so keep the money flowing in, while getting a real nice one for myself. Nice car for sure. Rest on fucking about, living and music gear, all that. Oh and also buy a hitman and then just talk to him to see whats going on with his life. Then ask him how much money would he take to actually kill his own family. Pay him the money. Call cops on him after he does it so he won't come after me. Also buy trannies.
>>684696249
its really just 4 people posting the same thing over and over again.
the correct answer, as we all know, is this: two chicks at the same time.
>>684688767
Never do shitty jobs again
Make America Great Again
>>684688767
buy a shitty single wide in some dump trailer park somewhere and spend the rest on hookers, alcohol, and coke until i either overdose or run out of money
>>684696259
I'm an artist with an engineering degree.
>tfw don't know that feel
is it worth it opening mcdonalds or subways?
i think you can open like 5 stores with that money maybe 10
>>684696249
real estate will always appreciate because every time a new person is born the places to live become more scarce
>>684695494
kek It's been 4 years now, nothing much I can do apparently for the time being, the situation here is bad as fuck
>>684688767
Be upset I didn't get more of my parents' money. I'm doing alright on my own, but I'm looking to coast doing something interesting (join the army) rather than continue working in investment banking (and blow my brains out, kek).
>>684696747
it's a wonder you don't have more money anon
>>684696903
I dont have the capital to invest in property. Its the commodity for which the demand never ceases, but the supply is finite
>>684696281
If you get a 10% return a year after taxes and inflation and didn't touch any of the principal or interest which would be very difficult to do then after five years you would have $3,221,020 after ten total years at 10% a year you'd have $5,187,484.92 Don't get me wrong 3.2 million and 5.18 million is a lot of money but that's not what I'd call a respectable fortune.
>>684695835
You read my mind /b/ro
>>684696195
What's wrong with that plan? Historically it's got something like a 95% success rate. I guess you could make it bulletproof by switching to a 3% drawdown every year (for $54,000/year), but I'm OK with 4% since I probably wouldn't spend the whole $72k every year, so I could afford to use the extra to build up a nice cushion to ride out economic downturns.
>>684696747
false. jobs leave areas. environmental disasters cause people to leave areas. for instance, buying real estate in southern mississippi before the oil spill would have been a bust. buying beach front property in florida is a bad idea because it will be under water in 10-20 years. the 2008 recession was terrible for real estate investors.
additionally, sometimes more houses are built in an area than the population is increasing, thus buyers for homes become more scarce.
Real estate within 30 to 1 hr driving distance to military posts rent out to e-6 and above since they tend to care about living standards more. Military post means there will always be tenants with secure job as long as they are not Fucking retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCA0jhVCFTw
Go to a 3rd world country, live like a fucking king
which country would you move to if you had that much cash?
im thinking some shit or 2nd world country where you can live like a king
>>684696797
the really shitty part is by the time your parents kick it you'll be pretty much set, have kids in their 30s yourself, etc. then you'll sit on it just like your dad and your kids will slog through their jobs, pay off their houses and long after inherit from you...
>>684697167
double idiot
>>684697105
it is truly a wonder. if only you had a few bucks to invest you would be rich.
import child sex slaves from around the world.
not for me, for a friend of course.
also buy a franchise, like a major resturant or even a sports team and just collect revenue
>>684697105
>the demand never ceases
tell that to a real estate investor in the gulf states before april 20, 2010.
>>684688767
Put most of it in a high yield savings account, invest 250kish into a business franchise like a subway or fast food chain since you can double that back in no time, 50k for a college degree is something you want. Then sit back and live on the interest for decades hassle free.
Pay off student loans, buy a house. Quit my job and do cocaine and booze for a month or two. And then rejoin the workforce and live like regular
That or move to Southeast Asia for a decade or so.
>>684697144
>10% return
>don't touch capital
you dream your dreams anon, I'll go pretend I can boink my 2D waifu
>>684688767
I'm so boring...
Pay off all debts: 375,000$
Car: 50,000$
Home repair: 75,000$
Bank: 1,500,000$
>>684688767
Pay off my debt (which would put a negligible dent into the pool), go to uni, find job in relevant field (probably engineering), get a reasonable house and car, live happily ever after with a nice $$ cushion and a job I actually like
I would just straight up retire, maybe invest half of it on stocks since I'm currently 29
https://youtu.be/ZY2XH_E-F0I
>>684697694
Only a nigger will be in that much debt
I'd start a global counterfeiting operation.
>>684697694
im curious how much of that is credit card debt and how many kids you have?
>>684697167
I think you're the only other person ITT who understands investing is more than shoving your shit in a savings account these days.
move downtown, get some more degrees, put the rest into something where i can live off of the interest
Start up a payday gang :D
>>684697877
nah, just your typical american liberal arts students
2 chicks at the same time.
>>684698225
>Arts
Hope you drop that and become hitler
>>684698082
>more degrees
how many useless pieces of paper beyond one do you need anon?
>>684698225
With a fraction of that I could literally save the world, not that the world deserves it.
SO as advice I would say: give some of that money to me, because I recognize this is a hypothetical or completely unlikely, I will try lay out some of the things I would do, which I also realize is impossible for me to fully explain in the confines of this post.
1. We need a complete and settled understanding of what means shit. This is not a political theory, or a sociological bullshit paradigm, its a pyschological understanding of the mind so comprehensive that it clenses philosophy of all its divisions and silly Dilemma's and will show clear pragmatic consensus in the field of real politics (although how to employ such knowledge is not straight forward either, I might elaborate on deployment further on in this thread).
Anyway, as Chomsky even fairly recently commented, psychology is pre-scientific, I have a comprehensive enough understanding through my tireless work on my theory of mind and a theory and psychological epistemology that with funds and the help of professional psychometrists and maybe some philosophers to help me navigate the savage poverty that academia so desperately clings to, I could produce a edifice that would give form to now satellite departments of warring supremecy, under the guise of the silly presumptious that hard science offers any hope of resolution (it doesn't, science cannot support any shred of Empiricical weight after its indeterminate and thereby statistical reincapusaltion of Godhead [for you new-Atheist fags, Im saying your God is stastics, and you is shortbread]).
Anyway...
continued
(Im Steven)
>>684698889
>I could literally save the world
you have no idea how big the world is or how small two million is, do you?
>>684698889
maybe you could save the world, but you would be an idiot if your decision was anything other than two chicks at the same time.
Create a research and development company, it is a gamble but if you find the right people only they can define the success.
Pro Tip: there are probably some really smart people on 4chan.
>>684688767
Don't give your money to anyone like asshole bankers who just want to make money with you. Just live a normal life but with 2 million. Do what you normaly would do and buy shit instantly. Like ..find a job, find a girl, have children and invest in them. Buy a USEFULL down to earth house and don't go crazy, thats your greatest enemy right now. Shit will happen nevertheless so prepare for a ordinary life without getting assraped with loans. 2 million is not that much to do something with .. but enough to make your life easier. If you have enough in 5 years maybe start a own company but be sure to use it as "play money" make sure you won't need it. Or better support people who are close to you. Oh and never ever reveal how much money you have to most people especially not your future wife .. she has to be with you because of you .. trust me it will save you a lifetime of bitching. Just have a good life, there is nothing that can beat it. Look in all those empty faces of people who never get enought and try not to be one of them.
>>684698378
i would just keep taking classes and eventually have enough credits to cash in. i've already got two bachelors and i took one grad class [spoiler]for fun[/spoiler] afterwards. problem with this hobby is that it's expensive as hell.
Buy a lot of pizza if you know what I mean
>>684688767
i would buy houses to rent then start to travel. live the real life with rents each month u would get enough money to do everything. never have to work again and hire a thug for killing neighbours noisy dog and beat the shit out of her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A939QRRSNV4&app=desktop
>>684698889
There are lots of things that I know about politics on the world scale, its all about culture: intellectual culture and its winds of change... come from stories and how events are read. I'm not going to reveal too much, but this world moves as fast as the environmental examples of ideological iconography react with existing structures, and the narrative has largely been controlled by from positions which are most starkly representative of averting ideological schism: those are the settlements upon which the world idolizes the standards applied to its own rhetoric: anyone who doesn't do this is automatically capitulating their narrative of cultural integrity;- which most pundits don't care about, but these are the intellectual trends which set the context to every political event, and largely end up responsible for manifesting 'political consequences'. Which means if you deploy money in the RIGHT place to accomplish the RIGHT thing, you can have an huge influence on political cultural, almost universally. (Im not talking about direct political involvement in local affairs, just changing conditions to get some positive feedback).
>>684699089
I fucking overthrew a whole government with 1/10th of that kind of money. Silence piss-ant. And I'm not talking about any kind of banana republic either.
>>684699285
jesus just become a professor already
my cousin spent 20 years doing french college, all the way through her PhD which she drug out as long as possible.
before she was even a year into a job as a professor she hooked up with some old fuck who had tenure and protested some dumb shit about how the professors were treated.
now she can't even get a job teaching highschool.
>>684700267
and soon Civ6 will be out. I can't wait either.
Buy a McLaren
> 2 million
> lol?
> ????
> profit
>>684700402
if college weren't so expensive i'd be on that path right now. but i have a decent job right now, so, meh
>>684700738
Waste of fucking money. WOW, CARS BECAUSE THEY WILL PHYSICALLY HELP YOU THROUGH YOUR LIFE, WOW.
>>684697488
You can't buy a sports team for only 2 million dollars lol.
>>684688767
Hire a good attorney so I dont go to jail gor thirty five years. Then I would buy a house with another bedroom for my baby on the way. Then I would use the rest to invest in me and my wifes dream of fixing condemned houses, and renting/selling them.
>>684701050
it will get you two chicks at the same time, and that's the point of this thread.
>>684701050
What if I want one?
>>684701299
Buy escorts or hire porn stars....
>>684701080
>>684701080
you can sponsor a little league team and have your face on the hat.
>>684701422
that's illegal.
>>684701381
Then get one, but you need to think about how it will physically help you through your life and what you want it for specifically. A car is just for travel. If you want one just for looks, is it really worth it? In my sense, its not.
>>684688767
Invest it in real state. live off the rent money
Donate it all to help Africa, which was once a nation of greatness and prosperity until Americans came
Pic related: Ameritard
>>684701538
Who gives a fuck. Only in some states i think its illegal. Illegally to hire porn stars? Thats illegal?
Pay off current bills.
Buy a small house, 2-3 acres, 4 bedroom ranch.
Quit work and live off the money to go back to school to get the degree I wish I had gotten.
how much money to start your own army ?
>>684701896
in all states except nevada, and even there it's quite regulated. it's illegal to pay someone for sex. you don't want that on your record.
Become a multimillionaire and piss most of it away.
>>684701974
To start? Millions i suppose. To hire is a million or so i think.
>>684688767
First buy a house for me'n my family.
Then I'd buy a big house where I could pump as many medium-quality dorms that could be rented out as possible. I live in a uni-town, so there's always a big demand for cheap housing.
I'd register a company that would do the actual buy of the house and take care of the rent. I'd use the income from the rent to buy another house to rent out to students.
I'd keep having loans in the bank, always keep it profitable, but expand with more houses if fiscally sound, accepting some risk.
It's a great retirement fund, and gives plenty income. At least where I live.
same i'd do with malpractice settlement money: by a few nice things with a small amount of the money and invest the rest
>>684689999
Jesus Christ checkd
Buy a nice house, then buy other houses to make money off of
>>684702198
>not have it on your record because you are planning to find a job even though you have 2 million dollars. And you dont want that on your record. Ok
>>684688767
>pay off debt
>new truck
>buy some acreage away from the city
>build a little house
>start buying rundown houses in the city, clean them up and flip
Regret that the person who died isn't alive instead of giving me $2million.
Then buy property in my city - mostly the shitholes that aren't worth the land they're on, and build houses that are. Sell them. Move on.
>>684702502
2 million dollars is not a lot of money.
>>684702625
Trump-started witha small loan of a million dollars and look at him now.
>>684702433
Are you one of the same stupid as fuck leftist that think "rich people deserve to be taxed much more"?
2 million dollars won't buy you "A nice house then buy other houses to make money off of"...
