Why are YOU angry, /b/?
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Why are YOU angry, /b/?
I fell and cracked my headphones
I can't see my forehead
>>684682526
I have a nigger as a son.
I got one of those kitchen radio things stuck in my ass and I had to go to the hospital anda now my christian parents are kicking me out of the house
you calling /b/ a person>>684682526
>>684683468
Are you black yourself?
>>684682526
Because Hitler didn't finish the Holocaust
One of my dealers robbed me for just 50 bucks on some petty shit but still its $50 I don't have now
>>684683601
Off yourself please
Im fucking gay
>>684683647
Nope. I am white but my ex-wife cheated on me years ago so I was required to care for him. He's a disappoint me to the family.
>>684682526
The girl i like thinks i dislike her
>>684683562
Care to explain what a kitchen radio thing is anon?
>>684682526
Leftists and GoT sucking
>>684683468
you fucked a black chick?
You probably have aids too
>>684683883
>He's a disappoint me to the family.
Are you sure you'd not the disappointment, for sleeping with a black woman?
>>684683860
Fag
Because my bf never wants to fuck me
feminists and the fact that I'm lazy as fuck
2 days after a little bump of meth and I still can't sleep
>>684683883
bran, of house niggar?
>>684684068
Idiot he said his girl fucked a nigger and now he has to raise it
Pay attention nigger
"Applicant must have 10 years of experience in a 5 year old technology"
>>684684152
NOT EVEN ONCE jesus anon you fucked up
>>684683883
sure she did, sell your bullshit somewhere else cause nobody here is buying it, fucking kike piece of shit
>>684684205
are you autistic his post still makes sense
My mouse broke
>>684683446
damn right nigga
>>684684205
Sorry. I'm black and can't read
>>684683562
Why of all things put a kitchen radio?
Next time jus stick to vegetables because they're disposable.
>inb4 "but anon I wanted to feel the vibrations of David Bowie's guitar as I fuck myself cuz I'm a huge faggot"
havent had smex in a year, also i dont know any grills at all and i know im to blame. sexual urges are fuckin lame.
>>684684369
>>684684337
It's my body cunt
>>684684617
ok have fun doing meth cuz im sure thats a great life decision for you. kek
>>684683883
Im on the verge of failing out of one of the air forces hardest training programs ecen though i study my ass off
>>684683966
this
im also mad that my fucking mud shit of a sister is studying fucking gender studies
i swear im gonna rape that bitch
>>684682526
Because I'm drunk and just finished a 13 hour shift. Now I have to stay here overnight to do another 13-hour shift tomorrow. I'm glad guns are illegal in this country because I would use one on myself right now
>>684684119
He will if you show up naked with booze in pink fuzzy handcuffs. If he says no burn his fucking house down. There are enough faggots already.
>>684684837
yes..yes i like where youre going with that anon.
>>684684760
>>684684617
Yea bro u should just stick to weed, or at least cocaine unless u wanna off yourself then stay with meth I guess
>>684683940
My mum and dad have this kitchen radio that has this handle that's about 6 inch long and 7 girth. i can't find a picture on the internet but it's wooden. I used cream and it must have absorbed the lube or something but it just didn't come out and it was really painful. I still don't know how they got it out but I'm a loser with no job and it cost my mum and dad loads of money
>>684685027
we live together. maybe its because i give him too many blowjobs?
Because everyone is so god damn stupid, and i'm surrounded with fucking normies all the time. I'm talking about people who listen to music that always is about fucking women all the time and they think they are fucking gangsters when they live in one of the best countries in the whole world.
>>684684760
Don't knock it till you try it. It's not all that bad as long as you don't let it control your life
>>684682526
Our fucking manager didn't show up to work today.
Can i just clear the air on this.
If i had the choice i would rather study than work right now.
I get it, the accounting degree is treated as a meme degree and IS degree is also seen as a meme degree and neither path will lead me to meet my long term career goals.
On the other hand i have this hardwired must not be a NEET, make money to help the overlords response. So i am very fucking conflicted by this.
If there is a real fiscal emergency I would likely go get work but unfortunately the overlords just make shit up and lie and shit.
>>684685149
i dont know man i think somethings wrong with me for the last couple of months
lately ive been having urges to do things ive always considered to be abhorrent and disgusting, like scat, incest, rape, bdsm, piss and even torture
i think i should kill myself before i do anything
>>684685740
and all of you fucks instead of looking at what would be the best decision for me are just looking at it from your lens of self interest fucking forget about words of encouragement
>>684685564
its not even the music dude its their ENTIRE lives. just everyone not one group of ppl or race or some shit, everyone. they make me sick planning about their weddings, kids, normie fucking jobs, everything about them.
>>684685564
this
i agree anon
not to brag, or that anything i say here matters, but being a lot smarter than average is a pain sometimes
>>684685895
so go fuck yourselves. using this is completely unfair
Because it feels better than fucking crying.
>>684685564
>attend huge public uni ~50k people
>Normalfags everywhere
>computer science major
You'd think I find my kind here, but only normalfags, or reddit enlightened fedora tippers.
I don't really bother with making friends anymore because I've lost hope of finding another hermit like me. Fuck it.
>>684685947
>>684685900
Go back to /r9k/
>>684682526
>crush hates me
>life's gone to shit
>started drinking
>started smoking
>started doing drugs
>failing school
>crush found someone she likes
>always want to kill myself
>I hate myself
That's why I'm angry
>>684686146
What's so unappealing about not being a hermit? Maybe you'd like it if you tried
>>684686146
Hey I'm a computer science major!
So, when did you realize that your degree doesn't mean shit, and you're just taking a vacation before life beats the ever-loving shit out of you?
It happened to me about sophomore year, so now I'm looking for internships while riding the gravy train as best I can.
>>684682526
Cus i found some messages on my girls phone with a friend of hers, somehting like "i like you" with emojis and shit. The fucker lives like half across the country (12 hours driving) but still i was about to go all savage with the first fucker that crossed my path.
>>684683797
your fault for going to your dealer if you knew he was mad over some petty shit
Because there is a lack of quality content in my town and it forces me to go here for entertainment.
>>684685900
gangsta rap made me do it
>>684684545
I'm at 3.5 years myself, and a lot of anons out there are way beyond us - it will happen when its supposed to my anon friend
Glad this thread got some traction so I can post mine.
This fucking girl is AMAZING in EVERY category. We're in two different leagues (actually 2 different dimensions) but I haven't felt this way about another person ever.
She's currently talking to me about ANOTHER GUY and how she lead him on and is trying to cut him off. I feel like I've been friendzoned(don't care if you don't believe in it). If this guy failed I don't know how I could EVER succeed.
>>684682526
life
>>684687616
just go for it and dont be a cringey fuck about it
if it happens it happens if it doesnt it doesnt
>>684682526
he took my only food and now im going to starve
>>684682526
My friend told me that he was just going to clean up around his house real quick and then he would message me to come over. Now he has been ignoring me for 6 hours, and won't respond to phone calls, or text messages. God, I fucking hate people.
>>684686601
And i just take the decision to sell all my music instruments (3 guitars: Epi Les Paul Plus Top, LTD Superstrat model, and Epi Ej220SCE; 2 basses: Yamaha 4 & 5 strings set; 3 amps: a marshall secondhanded head, a mini blackstar and a mini marshall) Shit Tier Gear i know, but its so sad to close that chapter of my life, the dream just went off.
>Never dreamed of becoming the next zeppellin, just wanted to play guitar at a proper almost pro level, just for myself, for the sake of enjoying it
>>684687774
I don't think I can *do* it though. Literally, how am I supposed to recover from this conversation? I'm giving her advice on how to deal with this OTHER guy and how HE'S persistently chasing after her.. She even told me she likes a "man who knows what he wants and goes after it". I'm the polar opposite.
It's been 2 weeks since my gf last nurtured my nuggets.
I don't know where to produce my own stickers
My weeb friend wont send nudes
>>684685767
someone help
>>684686509
It means what you make it. If you're an idiot lazy programmer throughout your college years you will end up being the same after you graduate.
I plan to go to grad school, I'm at a good school, and it's really quite difficult to land a good job as a programmer unless you have a degree. Sure, it isn't needed, but good luck landing a good job without one.
So, it does mean something to most people. I'm a 2nd semester junior.
>>684685232
You have to be fucking kidding
>>684689023
Do it faggot.
If three people answer this post I'll muster enough courage to talk to the girl I like at work. Any suggestions? I'm sort of /fit/ but literally suffer from crippling social anxiety and self esteem issues.
Ive taken more than 20 college classes in the last 3 years and im STILL a fucking nervous wreck on the first few days of class.
>>684689442
Ask her questions to find out what she wants so you can position yourself as a solution.
>>684689442
do it fgt (i lowkey belive in u)
>>684689209
fuck you man i just want to know how to fix myself
im considering suicide as well, i dont actually want to hurt anyone i love
gf left me for a leather jacket faggot
my father always verbally abuse me when i got home of what ever place i was, he is crazy af
>>684689442
take the plunge, after you force yourself to say "hello" everything will be a natural reaction
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>>684689878
>>684690619
Thanks guys, now I have to do it for b
wish me luck
im already sweating buckets just thinking about it, any drugs you recommend to make it easier?
I'm beggining to think life if pointless and the whole universe is just a hologram inside my head
>>684686231
This thread is about what makes you angry, don't expect happy posts everywhere.
>>684691029
use pragmatism
does it really matter if its inside your head? you still experience shit. also, your will isnt free, because it makes no sense for free will to exist. do what you want in life. enjoy.
>>684689442
if you fuck it up you can always just kill yourself or become an absolute shut in
Superdelegates rigging the DNC so the USA cant have a fair election.
Havent heard back from any of my job applications. Only place i've heard from turned out to be pyramid scheme
>>684691241
i'll think about it
teehee
Because the last couple of weeks I've had to work 15 hour days, all the while being reminded by the shit heads that run the place that I'm a piece of shit.
It's fucking tiresome working understaffed and showing the golden retards hire up how to fucking do their job. And then when it's all over and it's time to go to home and fucking relax there's this mother fucker THAT ALWAYS HAS PROBLEMS IN HIS GOD DAMN LIFE AND DOESN'T DO A GOD DAMN THING TO MAKE THEM BETTER. NO ONE FUCKING CARES IF YOU DRANK "A WHOLE 6 PACK" BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING BOARD. This mother fucker just stays depressed all of the god damn time and makes everything about him. I order dinner FOR MY GOD DAMN SELF and this mother fucker sees it and guilty his way into everything. No I didn't want to eat my own god damn food please eat it so you feel better, NO I DIDN'T WANT MY OWN FUCKING BEER PLEASE DRINK IT AND FEEL BETTER. His fucking grandma finally passed away, may she rest in peace, and I tell this mother fucker "stay sober for the next 20 minutes" this fucking ingreat wrestles the last of my shit out of the fridge and is near blackout so helping him get out of work to go home and see the funeral takes 8 GOD DAMN HOURS FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT.
