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What should I do with this rotting sandwich? I've had it here for about 7 months and it's time to do something with it.
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Up the pooper
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>>684676423
Cut it in half.
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Up the pooper indeed
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>>684676423
Open it up and take a huge sniff. Tell us what it smells like.
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i smelled it and i just threw up it smells like shit and more shit holy shit fuck
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the stench is all over my room i need to air freshen my room now shit
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>>684677207
>>684677423
Now lick it
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Tear the bread a bit.
Is it easy to tear?
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>>684677584
i might actually die from the weird shit growing on it i cant
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>>684677726
it is like mush to tear very cold texture there isn't much bread left just mold and weird fungal shit
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Try feeding it to an animal.
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>>684678155
ima try to feed it to cat
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>>684676423
snort it
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>>684676423
eat your sandwich live on cam
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Take a big bite, chew, and swallow.

Record it and post webm.
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cat is gagging on floor shit smell is all through the house now jesus fuck
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>>684678649
Put it in a towel and extract the juice
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>>684678627
Seconded.
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>>684679037
ok
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here i tried to smash into juice but it formed this shit like paste
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Take a chunk.
Fill the kitchen sink with water and rub the chunk in water and see if it changes colour. Maybe it will turn grey?
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>>684679619
spread paste on cat like butter on toast
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>>684679619
fap with paste
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Tribal smear on face w/timestamp
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>>684679754
poured water in the bag now it looks like liquid shit
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>>684680233
I like how that last image is really good quality
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>>684680233
Sandwich upper decker
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give me more suggestions
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>>684680233
What's written on your desk?
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>>684680522
funnel in ass, shitty sandwich in funnel
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>>684680423
do you like good quality pictures of shit in bags?
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>>684680594
some stupid shit about fatherhood i found desk on side of road and took it there is lots of weird things on it
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>>684680522
Use it as tint and make "art" in a wall
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>>684680233
Make smoothie and drink
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>>684680233
If you don't mind mucking about and making a mess. How about you chuck that bag at a wall as hard as you can?
That sounds quite fun.
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the sandwich is now completely dissolved into a shit liquid it smells awful
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>>684680522
stick it back under your bed for another 7 months
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>>684681127
ok i will hide it in garage ceiling ill post back in exactly one week so you can see the process of it rotting
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Shove up ass completely
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dissolving sandwich enema

God speend, anon
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>>684681110
It's probably because it's just a big mass of bacteria and fungi at this point,so nothing to keep it together.

Make a smoothie and drink it. Also, post vid as proof
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>>684681430
reroll
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>>684681430
have to do this
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>>684681430
im sorry but id prefer not to die ill let it rot more and make weekly post on the progress of the shit-liquid sandwich. This disgusting shit bag will be the 4chan project
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What day next week OP?
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>>684681110
throw it to some random person on the street and then run for your life, everything while recording
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>>684681677
You should pour it over into a big bottle and give it room to grow. Also keep it somewhere warm.
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how about if someone rolls trips you take a bite?
You'd have my infinite respect op
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>>684681677
But OP :'( please make smoothie and post vid of you drinking it
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>>684681772
Monday at about this time i will be back

I'll call this abomination the 4chan sandwich project experiment thingy
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>>684682021
Good Luck OP.
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>>684681826
in another 7 months when it is done rotting I will throw it at someone on street
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ITT: Op does nothing interesting and this thread needs to die.
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Mail it to someone
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>>684682193
there wont be much of a diference after a couple of months Op because that thing wont grow , you should live the present
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what was on the sandwich originally?
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I have stashed it in my ceiling and I will let it ferment. What should we name it? dubs decides name for sandwich
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pour it on people
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>>684682487
there was peanut butter on it
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>>684682474
I will occasionally feed the sandwich pieces of fruit or meat
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>>684682490
>7 months later
>bag ruptured
>cieling and house ruined with mold
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>>684682681
may i suggest old pieces of bread ? this is the fongi fav home
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>>684682704
kek
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>>684682704
i agree, its just too much of time, id say next week should be ready
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Put in microwave for 10 minutes
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Fucking Chuck that sombitch at the wall
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Op can it be trips decide what you do with sandwich?
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>>684676423
give it to a homeless. He ll be happy. Take a picture. Share with us.
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>>684682996
Roll
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dubs decides sandwich name and what to feed the sandwich with next
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>>684683154
Jeff, and feed him some toast.
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>>684683154
Michel-cellium
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Throw it at someone on the street and record it
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>>684683373
Roll and mustard
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>>684682681
dont forget to name name your pet sandwich
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>>684683154
Name it "Anthrax Sandwich"
Write the name on the bag and then throw it at a government building. Wherever your town hall is is best.
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name it fluffy
feed it a raw egg & stir
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>>684683154
Chandler "the creator of Rhizopus and mycelium"

Feed it bread, sugar, and grapes.
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>>684683373
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>>684683803
reroll
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>>684676423
Pour the sandwich on some Stacy and record it
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>>684683687
this is the name i like it too much to not pick it. Next Monday I will feed it the egg. Then I will let it rot for another week and another person picks. It is the cycle of garbage
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>>684676423
his name is Bryan
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Microwave it.
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>>684683922
it is decided name is bryan not fluffy
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>>684683922
ahah and now:
Where is Bryan?
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>>684683922
winner winner, chicken and nigger
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Feed it a piece of steak
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>>684683687
>fluffy
beat me to it
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>>684683915
Also put in some sugar, it will help the bacteria grow. Also put it in a better container.
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Hey. You should fuck that sandwich.
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>>684676423
Eat it you fuck. Dont waste food
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Bryan is in my ceiling rotting right now. next week he will eat an egg and rot for another week. Eventually I will throw him at some random faggot on the street
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You should give us weekly or monthly reports.
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>>684683922
Bryan eats Nails
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>>684684022
Dubs confirm, what do we feed him?
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blend it and shoot it up
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>>684684207
I will make a report every Monday. Bryan is our pet now.
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>>684676423
put... put your dick in it
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Heat it
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Spread mouldy sandwich on a sandwich and eat. Bonapurtit
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Mail it to your closest Saudi Arabia embassy. Or Israel, whichever you dislike the most.
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see you all next Monday 7:00 PM EST
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give it as a gift to someone
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>>684684258
Nuttella, sugar, and more bread.
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>>684684688
Winrar
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throw it off the freeway
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>>684684688
Man thats dumb, they are used to eating stuff like Bryan.
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Ok anon, I would gladly Paypal you a tenner to see you eat it. SERIOUSLY!
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>>684684966
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>>684684966
I would never eat Bryan he is my pet! You filthy savage!
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