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Feeling down /b/?
Daily reminder that at least you're not a pathetic fedora wearing fuck.
>>684675444
Yo nigga right :')
>>684676032
>tfw you'll never have a relationship like this
Says who
>Bolo tie
>>684676292
This is the kid who spouted memes in that CS:GO match, accuses you of hacking and spams trade requests
>>684676854
>>684675725
>dusty black shoes
>blue pants
>navy blazer
>houndstooth fedora
>fat
I'm no fashionista but that's terrible
>>684675444
OP, you made my day.
>>684677124
Forgot white socks
Jesus.
>>684676605
she could actually be cute if she lost about 400 pounds
>>684677111
Not even kidding I'd probably kill myself if I was that ugly
>>684676377
If you actually think wearing a fedora makes you different then you have shit taste in fashion and might as well wear a Sonichu medallion.
>>684676368
What's this, a reddit meet up?
Fact: Every teenager looks like this.
>>684677463
You are just jealous.
Why do we hate fedoras again? I think they are pretty fashionable
Fucking tired of samefagging my own thread. Come on you losers take a break from the fluffy and trap threads and contribute.
>>684677499
>writing with liquid ink
>being left handed
Bad combo, bro. Both your hand and your letters are gonna be one big black cumstain of ink.
>>684678284
>>684678284
the stigma around them
>>684675911
nice checked bush did it
>/r9k/ on their best day
>>684678467
That kid just inst attractive period even a fedora couldnt help him
>>684678569
What stigma? I associate them with mobsters and debonair guys in general
>>684677273
she gets the D as she is
I'm just gonna leave this link here
http://www.theanimereality.com/2009/05/05/about-me/
>>684679153
Unless you are actually good looking and can pull it off with a suit, most beta males tend to wear trilbies/fedoras with god-awful graphic tees and cheap cargo shorts.
>>684678284
>>684676076
ooof
>>684678284
The real issue is guys like this stopped wearing them in the 70s and now the only people wearing them are ugly, social outcast teens.
>>684675979
That's alpha af
Song very related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JKonI8Td_M&ab_channel=DeadAbyss
>>684679153
jesus how dense are you mate?
Point is that 99% of people who use fedora etc looks like a retarded brony.
If you can pull it off go for it, but most likely you'll look like you jack off too chinese cartoons.
>>684677485
Lmao who said it made me any different
>>684679511
And they also tend to be poorly groomed, hence why fedoras are now associated with outcast teenagers.
>>684679153
if you're an alpha and can pull off a fedora more power to you
but betas have taken it and ruined it for the most part
>>684679995
why did you take it personally?
Fkn snowflake right here jesus
I'm pretty pathetic, I have no friends.
>at least I don't fedora.
>>684679511
I think I look pretty good in my fedora
>>684679525
Again just another already ugly male. No fedora will help him
>>684679750
What do they wear now? I bet some alphas still wear them. Plus people always like to bring back old trends
This is the kid you picked on
>>684680133
Holy shit some one's excited tonight
>>684679153
>i associate them with mobsters and debonair guys
The mindset of every cringey fedora wearing faggot.
>>684676131
god dammit
>>684680410
he deserves it
Every girl that was on Myspace
>>684680337
Post a picture of you wearing your fedora please
>>684675444
Funny thing is these kids are probably happier and more self assured then 90% of the hat in' ass niggas in this thread
I want to see a faggot like this try to commit a school shooting but forget the ammunition
>>684678452
only a lefty would notice this
get him
![12973367_1098369706881313_5065205360828090698_o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VXkP4Qh.jpg "12973367_1098369706881313_5065205360828090698_o[1].jpg")
The OC
>>684678180
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>>684680066
I think I can
>>684680512
So what? Because I have a mastery over the english language I am now cringe? Idiot.
>>684680787
Idk. I mean what will that really accomplish?
>>684680133
Not a fedora but here's another hat for you :)
>>684681163
Seems like Big Boss has really let himself go since Quiet left and has to dress as her to constantly remind himself of her.
>>684676802
I geel sorry for those grills
This is what happens when you listen to Limp Bizkit
>>684681163
You are the cringe here you autistic judgemental fuck. The MC is dressed very appropriately and looks well put together. The fat bearded Quiet behind him is clearly dressed as a girl for comedic effect because he is a fat bearded man. Nothing wrong with anyone in this picture. Kill yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T99j7bw9eWo
>>684679817
How Tf did he get his hat to stick there.
>>684681344
Figured. I'm sure your picture's already been posted here as one of the other cringe pictures.
>>684675487
If it weren't for the MLP, I swear this fucker would be cool.
>Saving up your money from bagging groceries to buy a katana
>>684681831
Uhm yeah no it hasn't. I think I pull off yhe fedora pretty nicely. No need to be so passive agressive just because you can't
>>684675644
>more friends in one picture than we have in our entire lives
feelsbadman
>>684679817
He's a kid who saw what girls his age were into and adapted to it. He probably got 14 year old pussy and good for him
You will never be this intimidating
>>684675444
True, thanks OP!
>>684677124
And the worst thing is nothing fits him properly
>>684681344
We could assess whether your fedora makes you look like hugh jackman or a kid with autism.
>>684682146
I'm sure you look like an extreme gentleman.
Late 2000s was not a good time for trends
>>684682498
If that is how you want to describe it
>>684682469
And fine since so many people are asking for a picture here you go.
>>684681163
That's not too bad.
>>684681217
A little tryhard but ok.
>>684675487
Just lose the hat
>>684675725
Black socks, khakis and undo the top button and he'd look alright.
>>684675911
The context makes it a meme but he looks alright.
>>684676477
I guess people do this in texas? If he lost either the coat or vest he'd look alright.
>>684676802
Dude in the middle really shouldn't go out like that. The rest look like they're just borrowing dad's suits. Also apparently 4 of them have dates which is better than I can say.
>>684677499
Using a quill is kind of funny. Looks ok.
Some of these are indefensible. Wearing a fedora without a button down shirt and pants is flat out indefensible.
But if someone actually tries to dress nicely and throws a fedora on top I don't think it's cringe-worthy. And people that are just ugly that dress nicely aren't that funny either. It just means their self-esteem hasn't been broken to the point that mine or a lot of other people on here's is.
If you still don't feel better about yourself at this point remember that none of these guys have probably never touched a female of their age.
>>684682893
Nice troll man.
>>684682893
OC cringe?
>>684682893
>I can pull off a fedora like Hugh Jackman
>I'm not an unattractive teenager
AHAHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT
>>684682994
How convenient that you'd post in a cringe thread with your cringey ratings of other cringe people.
Your turn to post a picture of yourself in a fedora, faggot.
>>684675487
He could pull it off, if he wasn't in front of mlp
>>684682893
timestamp needed
>>684683276
did you even read my post?
>>684680780
The camera isnt above her head.
But she's definitely the size of a myspace girl.
>>684682893
Oh Jesus. Oh fuck. Adam call the doctor. I can't breathe
>>684683498
The fact that you have to rate other cringe pictures speaks volumes about how much more 'broken' you are than anyone else here.
Trying to justify 80% of these cringey people in your post makes it pretty obvious how similar you must be.
>>684675444
Thanks, trips of truth. At least I'm not that low
>>684683149
How am I trolling
>>684683203
How is it cringe you fucks wanted a picture
>>684683213
Im not a teen... jesus
>>684683276
Timestamp of what? Idk if I can find a pen
>>684682893
>Defends fedoras
>Looks like every other asperger ridden outcast
>>684676802
Not only do four of them have dates, but the second girl from the left actually looks bangable.
The fuck is going on here?
>>684682893
Holy fuck someone save this shit. This is pure heresy.
>>684682893
Please be real, please be real, please be real
>>684676131
I think this is a girl. btw she is sexier than girls arounf here.
>>684677111
Never knew Rocky Dennis had a fugly brother.
>>684682378
Jesus Christ, that floor
>>684684021
Dude I really like the one on the far right. I feel like her face screams disappointment though kek
>>684683852
>How is it cringe you fucks wanted a picture
The fact that you were defending fedoras and saying they were fashionable, despite being the manifestation of the negative stigma around them.
>>684675444
at least they seem happy. I wish I was happy.
>>684684468
Never noticed that. Tile floorings beyond the kitchen are a no-no.
Jesus christ his room must smell worse than GG Allin's ass.
>>684684595
>being the manifestation of the negative stigma
TOP. FUCKING. KEK.
>>684682994
>tryhard.bro
Was a graduation party. Was a little bit before fedorafags took over
>>684684492
Yeah she's not bad. I'd screw her from behind and then try to slip it in the pooper.
>>684683852
Take a picture of you with 3 fingers up faggot
>>684683779
I guess I'm fairly similar. I'm pretty ugly and I usually try to dress sort of nice. I guess even though I'll never look good I hope wearing formal clothes makes me look less like a slob therefore I'm sympathetic.
I don't wear fedoras though.
>>684681191
This guy fucks!
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>>684684595
Whatever of course you fags are just going to try and put me down. You losers just have to tey and make it fit your little fedora stereotype. Even if I showed you the manifestation of alpha in a fedora you would still try and put it down becauseit has to fit into your little, small brained, memes.
>>684684831
>i wore a fedora before it was cool
>>684684831
That's not bad then.
>>684682893
You realize you look just as hideous as the rest of this thread?
Thanks for the cringe OC though
>>684675444
At least he leaves the basement and has friends, more than probably half of you can say about yourselves
>>684685166
touche
>>684685112
We hit the nerve, guys.
>>684676228
Honestly, that's the life. That dude is happy, having a blast. The fact that he's delusional is actually working to his advantage here. And he's not creepy about it either.
>>684685112
an alpha is an alpha no matter how he dresses. it is his attitude and behaviour that makes him alpha
a beta could be driving a maybach while wearing the trendiest and most expensive clothes and hed still be a beta
source: elliot rodgers
Some guys ITT are old enough to grow beards.
Why do all of them do this kind of shit? Are they mentally ill?
>>684675444
Trips has spoken. Thanks anon-san for these words of wisdom.
>>684682378
>>684685112
How the fuck could you say that to me. I was just scrolling in this thread looking at all these awesome bros fedora but then a feeble minded scum like you comes in and insults me when I didn't do anything. I thought everbody with a fedora was cool but I was wrong. Do you know how hard it is, to be classy but be made fun of. Everyday in highschool I got made fun of and called a beyblade. You have no idea how hard that was. Get out of this reddit thread before you hurt me more.
>>684685503
>obsessing over a show directed at little girls
What do you think
>>684685473
>driving a maybach
>not being driven in a maybach
Yeah that's pretty fucking beta
>>684684975
This was me and my (now) ex-girlfriend at her prom. I wore a full tux with a black bowtie.
Pro-tip for the betas...
>A slick haircut is more fashionable these days than headwear/hats.
>>684682378
That's just wow.
My god what a collection of outcasts.
Btw here is me wearing a fedora. With my pony gf kek
>>684685112
>>684685639
Naruto meets Doritos
>>684676242
Even in his fantasy all it takes is for a girl to touch his dick and he instantly cums his pants
Did someone say cringe?
>>684678925
just some kid with a hat from his favorite game
minish cap was shit but not cringe
>>684685721
>not wanting to drive this yourself
get a taxi faggot
>>684677499
This dude is probably in Drama and has a show or something. Seems like he is just goofing off in class beforehand.
>>684685732
Fair play, sir. I tip my fedora to you.
>>684685112
>>684682893
Time for Exterminatus
>>684676018
more like this
>>684686027
Someone make a post like this with the guy defending fedoras for fucks sake!
>>684682186
do you seriously not have more than 8 friends in your life? is majority of /b/ that antisocial??
>>684677111
It's like genetics hit him in the back of the head with a lead pipe, dragged him into a gas station restroom stall and just fucked him over.
>>684680780
I would love to sexually humiliate her and then fuck her and tear them bodystockings off. No h8 m8s.
>>684676802
girl on the far right is actually pretty decent
>>684677960
This makes me sad. Fate just shat on him at birth.
>>684686321
Do the people in the waifu thread count as friends?
I'm going on vacation guys, should I bring one of my fedoras?
>>684675444
>implying
>>684684988
Ummm okay? Here
>>684685225
You are proving my point
>>684685381
Yeah its annoying because you people are going to just go along with it because of your dumb memes
>>684685473
I feel the same way. I feel like I have a pretty alpha mindset on life
>>684685640
Im sorry. I had no idea. I dont know which poster you were, but I thought I was being attacked. I had no choice but to defend myself. You know, backing a caged animal up into a corner and all.
>>684686543
yes wouldn't want to risk talking to girls
>>684678411
>>684676292
>no fucking trigger discipline
There went my No Autism streak.
>>684675444
witnessed
>>684686675
Nice try faggot
>>684686321
Anons are the only friends I need
>>684686543
Make sure you wear some old baggy jeans, torn at the bottom, a slogan T-shirt and a crumpled, dirty blazer along with them.
>>684680337
I'm actually interested to see if you really can pull it off. Pic?
>>684686675
>same mindset
im sorry but I cant even begin to explain why you do t have an alpha attitude
>>684682893
Looking sharp faggot
I like fedoras. Well, at least, I used to until they became beta dress code. Something about a guy wearing a nice suit and tie with a fedora just made him look classy. I'm not talking some fat fuck in a t-shirt and shorts with a fedora. Actual class. I've never worn one, but whenever given a chance in a sandbox-type game, I'll dress my character with one. Black guy, white guy, whatever, doesn't make a difference to me. I just like the way they look and now, if I ever chose to wear one in real life, I'd be considered beta.
I'll never forgive these fat, degenerate losers for ruining something that could have been cool had it not been adopted by a culture of fucking losers.
Goddamnit.
>>684676018
>>684686261
>>684686675
>Im sorry. I had no idea. I dont know which poster you were, but I thought I was being attacked. I had no choice but to defend myself. You know, backing a caged animal up into a corner and all.
Oh noes! I got insulted on the internet! Better put those people in their place!
>>684679153
See I actually think even Jackman looks like a tool in this
Think it's just a bad look in general, if you are extremely handsome then you only look slightly worse than usual so you still look good. If you aren't handsome though you look dumb. It's like wearing suspenders or something
>>684676368
>pizza on a stick
Americans
>>684686910
Sorry I just read it as "holding fingers up"
>>684687154
I already posted. Here:>>684682893
>>684687245
How the fuck do you know if I have one or not?
>>684686878
So you would say your triggered?
>>684684595
>being the manifestation of the negative stigma around them
>>684686831
this guy is trolling right?
>>684687413
even for americans the shit-food that they have at fairs is a novelty. it's where you find stuff like fried butter.
>>684686939
win/10
Even this faggot right here isn't too bad
https://youtu.be/ZY2XH_E-F0I
>>684686675
Can't even tell if you're the same person who posted their pic. All I see is some acne-ridden faggot where the concept of proper hygiene and grooming is lost upon him.
>>684676802
How the fuck did they get such decent girls. They're all at the very least OK.
>>684685902
Your sister is hot dude.
>>684686543
>>684685902
Gtfo normies
>>684687528
I've tried fried butter before. It's fucking disgusting.
>>684687491
your mom got trolled the day she gave birth to you
>>684681728
asking the real questions
>>684687449
lets see, first of all youre trying to prove irrelevant people on the internet why your tastes are superb. if you were not a beta little fag you would do your thing without having to try and prove anyone wrong.
plus you browse /b/
>>684675444
>The day Los Angeles perished to autism
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>>684685902
lol I can see the autism in your awkward smile. How many times did you listen in on your sister having sex?
>>684687491
Fuck if I know. I like to think he genuinely is that alpha.
>>684682893
NO FUCKING WAY
>>684686321
do you seriously have more than 8 friends you really consider friends. I have only 5 friends and can call only 2-3 of them best friends.
>>684686321
8?? i don't even have 1 friend.
>>684688082
>>684681884
Of course they let this fat fuck in the army. Every day I get more and more pissed at myself for enlisting in this stupid shit organization, but fuck it, at least I get to go to college for free
>>684688279
>>684687684
>inb4 its their sisters
>>684688458
>>684678284
cause are for people playing pretending, and they like attention, why would you want attention from every stranger around you?
also, why would you follow fashion?
>>684676802
Guy behind the canefag is holding a dildo in his left hand.
>>684682893
Looks alright but not great, should go full Indiana Jones hat, fedora brim is too small, doesn't shape your face well
>>684687964
>this
>>684675979
that's actually just kinda sad. feel bad for that guy, he has no sense of what is going on around him and he isn't truly self aware either. He probably is a great guy, just got off to a bad start as a kid and drifted off from society too slow to notice. He'll never experience love, or hold a woman in his arms, so he does this instead because it's the closest he can feel to loving. It's hard to think about the fact that you'll never fall asleep with a girl in your arms or be out all night having fun with friends. It may not seem like it, but this guy is dying on the inside.
>>684688082
>muh "freedums".
jail time for nothing.
>>684688540
This faggot looks old as fuck
>>684676076
hahaha
>>684688773
>>684688540
What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Is he 14 or 40?
>>684685465
I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about his mental condition, but I'm having a hard time believing he doesn't have ocasional glimpses of reality that depress the shit out of him
>>684687357
What so I should just lay down and take it? I don't think so.
>>684687388
I dont know. I think he looks good in it really debonair
>>684687964
I do do my thing. I was just trying to show that your little memes aren't always truth. And so what if I browse some website. Plenty of alphas probably browse this site
>>684687622
No its me. I wear glasses. Although I prefer not to. See picture
>>684688861
That's something I wanted to get my nephew for his birthday. He's 4. Kinda sad how this guy thinks it's cool.
>>684688861
>>684677111
i would legitimately be afraid of that guy if i saw him in public
>>684686675
>3 fingers
>2 fingers
>>684675444
thanks OP
>>684681000
Nice trips. I went to college with this kid. No joke. Brightens my day to know this pic has lasted 5 years of cringe threads
>>684689086
>>684688961
Even if you wore a wig and high heels not even the biggest douchebag at a frat party would want to date rape you after drinking a case of Everclear. Just leave this thread already. You are only making it worse for yourself.
>>684681530
>Grills
Jesus fucking christ man
>>684682285
obiously you don't know girls, like they're going out with someone who publicly patronize small tits like is some kind of defect
>>684687449
Yeah, I came to this thread late and asked for a pic before reading the whole thread. Unfortunately it doesn't look like you can pull it off. Unless that's just an unusually terrible picture of you.
>>684689086
I chuckled
>>684688583
Any nudes or fucking? I've got a serious thing for incest.
>>684689260
90k likes
>she needs to join our startup
>>684689086
Poor gram gram
>>684678284
they're fashionable if you can pull off the look. the whole fedora era is over though now, so if people see you wearing one, they're probably automatically think you're autistic. i think it's less about the look now and more about the time.
>>684688599
Pretending what? I dont think it crys for attention. If anything it kind of covers your face. And why do you pretend following fashion is bad. What its bad to want to look good?
>>684688649
Thanks. I am always open to suggestions. Always wanted a fedora in the style of Indiana Jones.
>>684689211
I already said I read it wrong faggot. Fuck off.
>>684675487
Honestly looks pretty sharp, except for the horsefuckery in the background.
I'm sure if I saw the full picture his suit'd be fucked up though, or he'd be wearing sneakers or some bullshit like that.
>>684688021
This is just sad.
>>684689617
Yeah except that Indiana Jones is fucking alpha and cool and you're beta and a faggot.
>>684676605
MY EYES
>>684689260
>the "coding"
>the comments
>the faggotry
Maximum levels of cringe achieved here. I'm done.
>>684682893
ahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaha
>>684678284
i aint fallin for that shit nigga
>>684689869
The entirety of Instagram and their users is cringe. What's new?
>>684678411
sometimes even once is too much
>>684679153
you linked a picture of an attractive person wearing nice clothes to go with a fedora. please post a picture of yourself with a fedora. we need to "compare."
>>684688925
Didn't think of that. You're probably right, actually.
>>684689260
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>she needs to join our startup
>>684689261
Fuck you little faggot you'd never say something like that to my face.
>>684689333
I think I typically look decent in one. They might not be great pictures, I am just quickly snapping them. Not trying to look great or something
>>684689581
Its a shame. We bring back all kinds of stupid styles from the past. Why not this one?
>>684689812
Another tough guy behind a screen. Fuck you faggot
>>684689581
This is pretty true. For one thing a fedora doesn't go good with anything other then full formal (shorts and tee shirt are not appropriate). And even when these autists dress up they stick out in a weird way because they wear formal clothes to inappropriate places. If you aren't going to a formal even or a job that requires it, you shouldn't be wearing it.
Its not like back in the day where ever man wore a suit everyday because it was the societal norm, and because people wore layers to mask the body oder since deodorant wasn't much of a thing, so sweat was an issue.
>>684678467
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>>684680066
etc....quit feeding trolls
>>684690090
He did. We all got told.
>>684682893
>>684690261
>more!
You guys must be close. That's really hot. A brother and sister who love each other so much that they can't help but ravish each others bodies.
>>684675487
not bad, most of the cringe people wear suits that don't fit properly or when they wear a fedora they do it with regular clothes. If you wear a fedora, it should be with a suit of a similar style. Apart from the MLP in the background, dude's kinda cool. But he's a bronie so he needs to burn in hell
>>684682893
dude get a baseball cap, not everybody is unkind as /b, but you're telling people a message with your appereance, why risk it? if you don't care then go for it, you'll find people that acepts you but you're limiting your market.
>>684688540
tss tss you look autistic or sumthin' dvv dvv
>>684680410
O shit
>>684690435
>because people wore layers to mask the body oder since deodorant wasn't much of a thing
Source? That seems really counterintuitive. More layers would only produce more sweat.
>>684690535
Kek srsly going to bed.
Good night my fedora wearing "friends"
>>684685112
You look pretty shit dude, to be honest
>>684681602
looks like niggers are starting to push slav in white neighborhoods now....these kids are on their way
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>>684682893
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>684681163
wait, is that guy in the back....the fat guy with the beard, he's wearing shorts, leggings and a bra, I know he's cosplaying, but.....
>>684690744
I can try and find something credible i guess. Its the reason why people were always depicted wearing layers and long sleeve clothes even out here in the west when its really hot. I doubt they did it for comfort. Let me find something.
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>>684690744
Also nice dubs, and yeah it made them hotter but it concealed the sweat on their under shirts.
>>684690387
>Fuck you little faggot you'd never say something like that to my face.
I wouldn't. Because when I saw your picture I had to throw up. What makes you think I could stand being within 10 feet of you?
>>684681163
>not even a fucking fedora
>>684690907
Fuck you. Lets see what you look like then loser
>>684690567
I do wear normal caps. I dont just wear fedoras. I only wear it when I am going for the timeless classic look
>>684690387
Alright you're trolling. You're not real, you're just not
