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>minimum rp/erp
Akiko claimed
Kyouko claimed.
>>684671145
BEST GIRL CLAIMED
>>684670219
filenames-kun!
hows life?
>>684670289
everything!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ0doO3VFjc
>related
>>684670604
>implying divine right is made not natural
>pic related
Kud Claim
>Slow-Trigger Hand-kun edition
>Still lurking
>>684671300
sachi claim
>>684671191
lets just go to hands even if this was first
>>684670289
Ukm no? I asked who you thought are fags.
>>684670637
I'm up to fuck all rn
HAND-KUN FUCKED UP YET AGAIN
>>684671501
nevermind, deleted
Damnit Hand-kun
>>684670805
Don't get me wrong, like most things said in jest there's a hint of agreement, but people in general take things too seriously here. This is after all 4chan and specifically /b/, where calling someone a faggot might as well be a greeting. Basically what Mikan said, we all need to be less defensive and thin skinned.
https://youtu.be/6-HUgzYPm9g
Fuck you guys.
>>684671465
Stop.
>rattles
>>684670604
just woke up. tired.
>>684670608
i can't make everything OC filthy pleb
>>684670611
but robots can't do lewd things can they?
Britfag Maki claimed.
I've come back out of lurking now Game of Thrones is over, how is everyone?
Sorry mods.
a a a a a a a a
((hey everyone))
>>684671569
Great, I posted the unedited pic.
>>684671465
Heh, I rember making this as a tribute to Shinoa and Aizawa and the support I got. Still, nice to see people bother to save it
>>684671478
That's a great claiming pic
claim
360quickclaim
claimed
>>684671638
Not with that attitude they can't!
Click here to find out what the queers are doing to our soil!
https://youtu.be/71PNZH1OaW0
claimed
>>684670608
Debería estar estudiando, pero en vez de eso entreno. Sólo me quedan unas semanas para los exámenes...
¿Qué estás estudiando?
>>684670782
Specific? Not really. Some days I train running 6kms but slower, some days I train my speed, sometimes I train my sprints...
I should have a plan.
>>684671505
Are you enjoying your time lately at least?
>>684671688
Don't give up
>>684671571
>like most things said in jest there's a hint of agreement
ehm.. not smart enough to understand this
explain?
>>684671688
poor yuko
So, who are the relevant shitposters nowdays?
>>684671585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPmZqsQNzGA
>>684671997
We're on 4chan. Nothing is relevant to anything
>>684671997
lol shut it weeabo faggot cunt nigger
>>684671688
Yep. It's all bug eyes' fault. Damn it Yuuko.
>>684671727
Ayyyyy thanks alot, man
Has the image limit always been 150? I swear it was more.
>>684671688
Heh, I'll give the thread making too you, since you're trying so hard.
>>684671839
So I've been telling some of my friends about my ship with you, and they just don't understand why I'm with a 7 year old anime girl. They will never know true love.
>>684671831
How goes the day Akiko?
>>684671571
>>684671973
Some people said you guys take /waifu/ too seriously, which is true.
>>684671948
>Don't give up
I don't plan on doing so.
I lay down for 5 minutes and come back to see the thread past it's image limit.
Yo.
>>684671901
You're so much like me, I feel sorry for you.
>>684672222
>
Have some nerve. Please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_TBENcax_g
>>684672222
Quads confirm that he doesn't plan on giving up.
>>684671948
Not sure why, but spanish is such a shitty language tbh
>>684671901
Which one?
>>684671997
Probably frog
>>684672223
Hey
>>684672200
Good to see you're happy
>>684672222
>QUADS
>>684672222
>Quads
You are pretty good with digits, hand
>>684672223
Sup?
> <3
>>684672340
Gracias
>>684671607
>rattle
>>684671831
it indeed is
was it you who made it?
>>684672222
them quads checked
>>684671973
It's basically if I jokingly say "I wish all muslims would kill themself" this doesn't mean that I actually hate all muslims, but hints that I generally have a negative opinion of them.
>>684671948
I never have a plan either, just the "use a longer route every week"
>>684672217
Is this shiki?
>>684672194
I think it's just fast
>Karen
>>684672329
edgy
Claimed
>>684672540
No im not that anon
>>684670515
Im sitting here , drinking coffee
>sigh
Thinking about job and prepare for it
>Also got new toy from company
>New car ,its preaty amazing
>>684671379
Good too know you love your waifu
Do not disappoint her !
>>684671505
That my fault
>Im blind sr
Im calling fags ppl like this
>>684672141
And i gonna take a shower then go to job
Gute Nach everyone ! Sweet and wet dreams !
>>684672565
hey kotori-chan! How're you?
>>684672356
Hi Fran.
>>684672438
Hey.
>qt
>>684672054
It's been a while since I've been rick rolled. Does anyone remember duck roll or duckwheels whatever it was
>>684672054
http://stinkypicnic.bandcamp.com/
>>684672365
LEWD
If you must post LEWD, at least make it decent though
>>684672455
How are you?
>>684672668
How are you?
>>684672660
Ohai there Mato o/
Doing all good, playing some CSGO with fam!
>>684672658
Never will i!
>>684672658
Coffee sounds nice right now, stress is no fun.
>new car
Nice, man.
>>684672200
>checked dub dubs
My day turned out very positive.
My food money problem has been solved, I got the leftover cookies and mead, went back to my place, nothing fucked up happened on the train for once, got a girl's phone number and made myself a pizza
So how was yours? Anything good happen?
>>684672222
>
>nice quads
>>684672455
>checked
Nope, despite me being called peaches and other variants of that I'm actually not the anon that makes peach edits
>>684672704
10/10
H o m i n i d a e s
>>684672526
Oh okay.
شكرا
Alright then....
I guess it's time to go...
And study...
goodbye guys
>>684671638
You should, pleb
>>684671948
Cálculo, pero supongo que me debería estar esforzando. En vez, estoy aquí...
¿Entrenas? ¿Para qué?
>>684672832
That's awesome! I was playing some LoL before with friends, have some fun!
I <3 my beautiful bunny
>>684672753
Alright. A little tired.
>>684672987
Slut
>>684672753
Decent?
You also seem surprised by seeing me psot a lewd photo. I always do when I see tripps or better. Usually trips = topless quads = full bldy quints+ = gif / webm. So if gif / webm is what you meant by " make it decent" then roll some nice numbers or google it. I don't stray too far to find these pics
>>684672985
Ahh, I played some LoL before, lost all my games though :/
>>684672907
Want any more?
https://jackiechanrecords.bandcamp.com/album/the-life-of-winston-the-definitive-collection
>>684673007
You should try sleeping more
>With me
>>684673114
Not cgi is what I meant.
>>684673146
Please.
I need new cancer for...things.
>>684672356
sup fran
>>684672987
ewww blowjobs
>>684673220
hey dva
>>684672526
I should have a plan if I want to beat pros. But damn, I'm too lazy for that
>>684672668
>>684673007
>u the qtiest
>>684672981
Todos procrastinamos. Entreno para competir en carreras. Lo hago por gusto, no soy atleta profesional.
Y te irá bien con cálculo, estoy seguro
>>684672987
>Claims to love waifu
>Posts a pic of her licking a gigantic dick
k
>>684672884
oh woke up really absolutely nothing. was supposed to go to school today, but shit it's last week of school so i skipped. slept all morning and noon and woke up a couple hours ago and been watching anime and chilling on here.
>>684673333
quads confirm i actually had a really good time wow
>>684673131
>posting Bokura wa ima naka de outfits
>my nigga
Went about 50/50 on games today, wasn't particularly trying super hard
>>684672753
im fine, just drinking some hot cocoa that tastes real good
how are you skeleton anon?
>>684672884
the search to find the peach editor continues
>>684673333
and anotha one
>>684673220
Can you not
>Dontstealme.jpg
>>684673319
Hey Esdeath!
>>684672222
I did the same thing man, way too fast, though mine was probably more like 20 minutes but still.
Emi already made the digits joke so I've got nothing.
>>684673324
>I should have a plan if I want to beat pros.
Maybe that's aiming a bit high, my goal is just to finish a marathon within the next couple of years.
>>684673300
https://honkcollective.bandcamp.com/album/funky-jammers-volume-8
>>684673508
Sorry the whole Allahu Akbar ultimate and being korean stole me from my old waifu.
>>684673588
Great minds think alike
>Emi
What country is everyone from?
>>684673420
I got fucked on the laningphase in both of my games :/
>>684673333
>checked
And you forgot pic. Nice gets Shiro
That actually sounds like a good day if not a bit unproductive
>>684673502
wasn't it one of the Tomoko's? The one that also did a bunch of gifs for everyone
Time for me to go now.
Daily reminder that maka albarn is superior to mugi in every way.
No one gives better pats than hand-kun. (Btw hand-kun do you want mw to change that line to anything else?)
Absolutely no one can outrun Emi. No one
Daily masturbation is healthy
Praise the sun
>>684673660
I'd take Mei over D.Va if she wasn't a cold hearted bitch
:^)
>>684673319
Going to play Magic later
>>684673493
Couldn't resist
And you're cure when you are flustered
>>684673502
Wishing I had some cocoa suddenly
>>684673799
thats great! did you use a condom?
>>684673324
Ya me fue mal una vez, por lo que tengo que remontar la materia, es muy probable que tenga que rendir exámen...
¿Te sientes seguro para dichas carreras? Te deseo lo mejor, sé que lo harás bien
>>684673857
Oh the puns
>Tracer is best though
>>684673588
Huh, guess we're both just sleepy fellas today. 20 minutes? Nice.
Kek, Emi was always faster.
>>684673695
Always good to see you around and joking, Legs.
>>684673854
Nah, man. It's fine.
>>684673799
Do what I do then
>Play Lucian
>Korean Ghostblade/Cleaver build
>Lose lane because you're shit
>Still win the game because he's busted
>>684673857
I got spooked because my old waifu was Mei Misaki and I thought you somehow knew then I remembered the ice bitch.
>>684673805
man i love the neet life
>Shiro
>>684674054
>old waifu
>>684674021
Are you sure you don't want me to change it to "no one gives better handjobs than hand-kun "
>>684674239
There are divorces in the 2d world too.
>>684673656
That will do for now.
Now go to sleep.
>>684673990
I love making OW puns. I would've probably Mei-n her if she wasn't so hatred
Actually that could be a fun reason to main her
>>684674054
It would've been A-mei-zing
>>684674273
Kek, can do what you want, buddy. It's your post.
>pats
>>684674342
>Now go to sleep.
I agree.
>>684673695
True.
>>684674021
Eh I didn't get enough sleep last night, still debating on taking a nap or not.
Yup, it suits him.
>>684674473
stop
Ako claim
Life is cruel edition.
>>684674342
Have I ever told you how much I love you Syndra?
so how do you guys feel about fallout 4 i love it but have heard alot of negative things
>>684674517
Oh, that sucks, man. I hope you get more tonight. You should take a nap, will help you feel better, horror buddy.
>>684673631
I need to aim high if I want to get serious. Winning big competitions isn't a priority, but I'll work hard and the results, whatever they are will come.
And if you finish a marathon, you'll be the runner here. goddamn
>>684673854
cya Marie Rose!
>>684673990
Oye, si necesitas ayuda con cálculo, dilo. Lo mío son las ciencias como la biología, pero las matemáticas se me daban bien en mis tiempos. ¿Qué estudias exactamente?
Tengo que entrenar duro, quiero alcanzar a los profesionales. ¡Gracias por los ánimos, Ikaros!
>>684674021
I wouldn't be this happy if it wasn't for people like you, hand. Besides, it's not my thing to give up.
>>684674473
Mei is thick af. I love that.
I need some stallion anon to cuck me
See ya faggots, time to play Magic!
>>684674674
Yes.
>>684673982
Unfortunately not
>>684674698
Enjoyed it a lot.
Liked 3 only slightly more.
Was happy with it in total.
Would play it again.
>>684674473
That was so bad I should just ignore you, but I can't tell you it's bad if I ignore you
Oh well. But you should at least feel bad about yourself
>>684673799
Just play Brand. Or any mage that has been reworked. All of them are OP after all
>>684674765
Estudio ingeniería en sistemas (computación). El tema no es que se me de mal la matemática, sino que no estudio, o que simplemente no me esfuerzo para comprender las cosas. En este momento estoy dando Taylor, pero por ahora estoy bien con ellos. Otros teoremas / leyes... ya no tanto.
¡Esfuérzate! Algún día te veremos corriendo con los profesionales.
>>684674786
you called?
>>684673319
>eww blowjobs
WHO SAYS THAT????
>>684674698
it's a good game. but the player dialogue and perk system bugged alot of people (including me). i just hope they don't do the same to TES6
>>684674542
>>684675083
You don't like my mei puns? Just chill out dude.
ahah
ah.
:)
>>684674765
Dva isnt that bad.
>>684674999
oof i hope you dont have a kid!
A goddess only suited for a king
Fuck it.
I'm out.
>>684673805
i don't know, who ever did it made a pretty good job though
>>684673889
>one off rattles
i could mail you some
Big Boss claimed
>>684674765
>And if you finish a marathon, you'll be the runner here. goddamn
Relax it's at least a year down the line, and I'm not even in the best shape I've been in, which was around my second Half marathon, and I was fucking destroyed after that.
>>684675358
Night
>>684675142
Yaaaaas
>>684674037
I might try this, I'm pretty shit at Lucian tho
>>684674732
Trust me I will, if I get too tired I'll take a nap later.
>>684675177
Blowjobs are usually better than sex IMO. Girls have more practice with the former than the latter.
>>684675358
See you later Tats. Have fun sleeping or doing whatever you're doing.
>>684674698
Its fun but bad at the same time.
Thankfully mods are slowly making it better.
>>684675358
See you in a bit.
>>684675358
See you later Tats.
>Kyouko
>>684675437
what exactly do you want from me?
>>684675456
Quick make sure you do they're going to try and nerf him to the ground again
>>684675358
Goodnight, Tats. Sleep warm and well.
>>684675526
Please do, don't want ya feeling all tired.
>>684674765
I'm just happy to see you working at full strength, buddy.
>>684674698
i haven't bought it yet, it's not worth the full-price imo, there's nothing different from the other fallout games, will mod the shit out of it like I did skyrim
>>684675668
To impregnate me
Shit.
I love being happy and then ONE thing happen.
God dammit.
Sorry for attention seeking but if anyone can cheer me up right now I would love you forever, really.
with their hippin and their hoppin and their bippin and their boppin
>>684674698
It's a disgrace and an insult to the franchise.
>>684675803
what do i get out of this?
>>684675838
Although I totally hate your puns, I'm here. What's wrong?
>>684675456
see 2nd reply of >>684675083
>>684675838
Cheer up anon!!
You got a really cute waifu!
>>684675838
you can jerk off to my waifu dva there, just this once
>>684675083
I'm decent on Lissandra, is that K?
>>684675689
I'll try some games on him then!
>>684675838
Need to talk about it friend? Just know most of us are here for you if you need to talk.
>>684675838
i'll bite, What hapened?
>>684675944
My nigga.
You guys don't belong on /b/ you actually care.
>>684675838
Admit it, Murphy law keeps life interesting.
>>684676233
Very true.
>>684675083
>Ingeniería
Entonces no puedo ayudarte. No tengo ni idea.
4chan no suele ayudarnos a aquellos que somos fáciles de distraer. Intenta dedicarle un día entero o dos, te irá bien.
¡Ojalá pueda llegar tan lejos!
>>684675228
I never said D.Va is bad
>Because she isn't
>>684675358
See you in 20 minutes
>>684675183
>cute
>>684675435
I'd need a fuckton of training to finish a marathon, and I respect those who can. You are the only person I know capable of going that far.
>>684675743
Can't help people train if I can't do it myself. I gotta be the change I want to see in the world.
>>684675838
I'm really bad with jokes.
I'll try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMMFSCMR0Dc
>>684675982
What do you want?
>>684676021
>>684676106
>>684676133
Well I didnt expect this night to end up with my crying, really.
I don't really know what happened, I was happy for once and then jsut this happened. Thinking about going to school tomorrow is making me want to swallow my full set of pills .
I guess I should've drink more. I don't know if I'll hold up until the end of the year.
>>684676022
Ahah thank you I guess.
>>684676327
I just wish ONE thing could go right, for once.
>>684673533
>>684676033
>>684676233
got 33 3 times
>>684676333
reply to my 3rd 33s is 333
something fishy is going on here
>>684675838
Uhh, be happy!
1 week til Overwatch?
>>684676134
I fucking hate drivers ed so much
I failed my signs test btw lol
>>684675838
want to share?
>>684676063
He wins almost every lane too he's just super good most of the game right now, even if you go Reaver build. I hate being a 'meta-slave' but you gotta understand the best picks to win
>>684676615
Nice.
>I took drivers ed in senior year
>>684675838
>
>>684676399
>You are the only person I know capable of going that far.
Well I haven't yet. And I guess I'm in a weird position of knowing several people who have completed Iron-man so running a marathon like my dad is the least I can try to do.
>>684676063
Oh yeah, that bitch is annoying as fuck.
I used to hate her when I played league. Glad those days are mostly over. Eh, still, Brand is the most OP thing ever after his patch. Riot being riot I guess.
Otherwise go Vayne and use Guinsoo. Works too
>>684676399
Dubs
Sí, me doy cuenta, pero también sé que no quiero estudiar. Me aburre y deprime de por sí, es como que me aleja. Amo lo que hago, pero no tanto omo para meterme realmente en ello. Ya que quiero estudiar programación y estoy en mi primer semestre, todavía no tengo esa materia, así que... no estoy tan emocionado.
Yo creo que podrás llegar lejos, tienes gran determinación
>>684676523
Just talk to us about it. If you want it to be more personal, I'm always available for a chat on Steam or whatever. Can give you my acc info if you want
>>684676446
lewdity
