I started lurking in 2007, and I didn't post a single new thread until a full year later. Are there any oldfags left? Is oldfag still a thing? Triforcing, boxxy, poolsclosed, FBF, why does your website suck moot, all those old memes; lets bring em back in this thread.
>ITT oldies but goldies oldfag meme thread.
also: I remember when I had to explain to people what a meme was.
>>684669692
What's triforcing? Never heard that term here.
I've been here a long time
>>684669692
M00t is gone now... heres why.
too many newfags for oldfags ratio,
gonna become cringe fest soon.
>>684669692
>its a meme you dip
>>684669692
>2007
it's a great time to be a troll, newfags everywhere!
>>684669692
Oldfag here. Sad, isn't it?
Also been lurking since 2007.
2008 here
>>684669692
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ..... the Pedobear memes? They were funny, where did they go? I haven't seen a single pedobear meme in years on b
reporting in
>>684670957
This is a message to all newfags and cancer currently killing /b/: What the fuck do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL FUCK THAT! This is motherfucking /b/, bitch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE don't give a fuck who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE rob banks, charities, and ANYONE else who fucking pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, faggot, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GET THE FUCK OUT. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established cliques, slop-worthy-hoes, and prop-worthy-bros, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of elitism, exploitation, and lulz. This isn't a fucking game, kid, so don't try to tag along. You're talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME. WE pioneered class. WE made 'cool' cool. And you? What have you done? Jerked off in the shower? WE INVENTED JERKING OFF IN THE SHOWER, you stupid bitch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fags OUT. So don't try to act like you know what the fuck is going on, because you don't. You just do NOT. But you really think you can compete with /b/? LOL WOW Don't make me start flaming you. Are you forgetting who we are? WE are the ones who film people like you getting fucking destroyed by us. WE will rip your ASSHOLE out of your fucking rectum, STITCH IT on top of your pitiful dick hole, and then fuck you in the VAGINA we just made for you. SO WE MAKE YOU INTO A BITCH. Do you get it now? This site isn't a game, it isn't a place to 'chill' with your fags, and it isn't some fucking haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. JUST GTFO
>>684671129
Hahahah! thanks man. I know it's dark humor, but it's just a joke. Family Guy has a funny pedo character too... it's not serious
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>>684669692
I have been lurking here, posting occasionally since 2005. I don't lurk all of the time, or post hardly ever ( you know, work, kids.. a real life ). I wouldn't say that I am an oldfag. More of like a light-weight oldfag. I was here for triforcing ( though over the last 5 years or so is when I really started looking at /b/).. Use to browse /s/ before /hc/ was introduced looking for decent wallpapers. Fan of /k/, spend too much time on /pol/. All of my " good " old chan shits are on my old desktop at home.
/b/ has become nothing but 15 year old autists looking for weird porn to rub their meat sticks to.
postan' older may mays
>>684670160
It already is a cringe fest m8. The first thread I see on /b/ is man ass or furry, and Ylyl is filled with ifunny teenager dropoffs
>>684671495
>implying /b/ was ever anything but 15 year old autists looking for weird porn
>>684671232
TL:DR
>>684670957
another
>>684671495
>the accuracy
>my sides
>my meat stick
>>684671835
haha I remember that one
>>684670957
Moved to /pol/ and they turned it into Spurdo and Gondola
Lurking off and on since 09. The newfags and summerfags really have killed /b.
>>684672029
>oldfag confirmed
oldest post here so far..
>>684672256
didn't spurdo come from that finnish chan?
i maintain that 4chan's best output has been polandball. thanks /int/.
look how bad people used to be at putting the text on lol
>>684671232
copypasta worthy
>mfw used to browse /b/ on ps3
>>684669692
Triforce is a reddit thing right
hey guys, this is reddit right?
>>684672507
Yeah, it did, but /pol/ refined it into great memes. Polandball is pretty based too.
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>>684672823
>efg
my nigga
>>684672764
That image surfaced way back in 2009.
>>684670391
He wasn't trolling you fucking retard, that's only 4 years after it was created.
He's saying he's been coming here 9 out of the 13 years this place has been around.
A majority of the time, that qualifies him as an old fag.
Not that it matters though, anyone can claim that shit.
>tfw I was playing habbo during one of the raids in '6/'7
>>684669692
Bruv, I don't know if no one told you yet or not, but m00t left. He ditched us and now faggots are in charge of 4chan for real now
>>684673156
Holy newfag batman!
Are you the real efg?
>>684669692
i started coming here in 2008 and i clearly remember peoples attitudes being the exact same even then.
Brian peppers. Cba to google a pic
>>684673266
Those were gold back in 2010
One of the best meme's cause I was in college at the time and could relate.
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>>684673266
hahah Foul bachelor frog..... I have a giant folder full of them from back when I downlaoded all of them in 2010 or so
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>>684673458
Oh shit Nigger what are you dong?!
releasing too much nostalgia meme's
>>684673729
c-c-c-combo breaker
>>684673492
I know what you're saying.
>implying /b/ was ever good
this is for oldfags only
>>684673243
Same. I remember one time when there were so many people from e/b/aumsworld there that they banned everyone who had an afro and wore a suit. I was also part of a successful swastiget, which was way more difficult than the fox news video makes it out to be since there was always some faggot who would stand in the way. Do you remember the Tom Green raids though?
>>684674424
Is this an acceptable answer?
>>684672339
was hoping for this one, never saved it
>>684671848
hahahahaha omg this shit
>>684674384
Except that it gets posted so damn often that it hasn't been for oldfags for years.
>>684674384
hmm enlighten us pl0x
cause I don't remember that for some reason
>>684674801
omfg so many newfags trying to trick us in this thread
look, we're oldfags, we know if it was a meme or not you little autistic faggot
>>684673087
I've always thought this was a brilliant joke. Thanks for reminding me
>>684674801
I been here since dat boi o shit waddup
>>684674922
it's the highest number /b/ will ever allow itself to count to
>>684674922
Oh shit, I never noticed what was on the moon before.
>>684669692
It is over, OP. Everything ends. Just like good times IRL pass so do those on the internet. Whatever you do, nothing comes back and nothing can be truly relived. It is not worth it to live in the past, but I still can't get over some things. It hurts.
>>684675571
Yeah. One time I literally cried for old /b/.
>>684675677
not a fuckin meme you fuckin little 4chan devouring faggot
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>>684675807
That's so fucking gay
>>684675807
If you can cry you never visited old /b/.
>>684675807
For me it is not only /b/. Everything moves faster and faster as I age. I am afraid of what is to come.
Everything seems more meaningless as I age.
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>>684676402
Was that the time when moot pretended /b/ would be shut down and some sad bagpipe music was playing?
>>684677014
Yup
Been here since 2006. /b/ was never good.
>>684673621
I remember Brian Peppers. Wasn't he more popular on something awful and ytmnd though? I don't recall seeing him on /b/.
>>684677014
Anyone remember "Stand Up and be Counted?"
>>684674479
Damn... Nostalgia strikes hard..
here you can clearly see the timeframe the internet (and /b/) went to shit
>>684676234
Yup. When you're young and gullible society really fucks your shit up. They never give you the truth, which is that it is all meaningless and we made the whole thing up. As you get older you will get sicker and more miserable and time will speed up more and more till you're dead.
Enjoy your day.
My gift to you: vintage /b/ tits
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>>684678508
Oh fuckin wow I remember the scientology shit
>>684678771
wow going through my old meme's I found this one from 2009
the caption is eerie asf
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>>684678792
More vintage tits. Looking back on it, it seems like the femanons were trying to save us from all kinds of cancer all along by showing their tits.
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
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>>684680013
God I miss all the cam whores on here!
I used to have a few tabs of cam whores, a few ylyl threads, and a few others at any given time. Now it's all shit, bad trolls, and the threads die faster too.
the fuck is going on in this thread?
This was before the words took over.
Used to be an actual 'Image Board'
>>684671232
Nice copypaste, jew
>>684681204
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>684669692
I'm really skeptical but Ill bite, why didn't OP just exodus this cancerous place? i left for HW's site (RIP) then stopped using image boards for awhile in general thought id check back the last couple of days here. tl;dr exodus this place go to freech, king cuck m00t
Does anyone remember this girl? Creepy chan or spooky Chan fuck I can't remember which it was
>>684681691
We need to start a Chan girl thread...
If one more newfag 12 year old kid reposts a shittier version of memes that have been said already in this thread I'm gonna scream
>>684681992
Do it to it
>>684682236
Only quads can stop him!
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>>684682522
THIS IS NOT A MEME JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
Anyone remember hole guy and those good ol days of red box spammers
The game.
>>684669692
>oldfag
>boxxy
Fuck outta here
>>684683094
You just lost it
>>684682926
Haven't done one of these in a long time
>>684683094
Fuck you.
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>>684683352
lol the look on the dentists face in the next to last frame is great
>>684671704
Source?
So much nostalgia, I miss the good old days
>>684683221
lol, that picture is way, way oldschool. I saw that probably around 2004 before I came to 4chan
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>>684683774
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>684684221
I accidently the whole bottle
Pool's closed
Caturday
Tits or GTFO
Hey, Faggots my name is John
Battle toads
Motivational dog
A dog instead
Amberlamps
Queen of /b/
Duck roll
Rick roll
Why dont you take a seat over there
GIRUGAMESH
Over 9000
O Rly
Pedo Bear
EFG
Trollface get the fuck outta here
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Itty bitty
NO U
Vampire REEEEEE
Goatse
Gentlemen
Blockatiel
Yo Dawg
Lazers
Wargarble
^just off the top of my head. Its been about a decade for me too
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>>684682786
the original 4chan tragedy
also, does anyone else remember that story about that male nurse and the little quadriplegic girl? probably on ED still
>>684684338
Why does no one use an hero any more?
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>>684669692
I've been lurking since about 2010 and posting since 2011-2012ish.
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>>684671232
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>684684905
collected oldfaggotry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqDmUW5iOwk
>>684684982
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
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>>684682649
>September 8th, 1924
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>>684682993
lost
I first saw 4chan around 2005-2006
It was never good, just more interesting than today's facebook-loving morons, but it was always mostly garbage
I come here occasionally to stare at the wreckage of a once less-awful idea, that anonymity promotes interesting discussion, TOP LOL
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>>684671129
Jurrasic 5 music video. Good song.
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>>684685187
Lol i remember that shit in a weird habits thread years ago.
PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
Does anyone remember this?
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>>684685873
I wish I had the image/copypasta I always remembered as "***CARRIER LOST***". I'd bring it back.
I recently created the Spurdo Sparde gaem!! I'll be very happy if you enjoy it!!!!!
Just search " Spurdo Jump "
or " Spurdo "
on playmarket! THANKS!!!
EBIN X---DDD
>>684681691
Nigga this is creepy chan
dam it image limit
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>>684681691
creepy chan was best ever chan
>>684672622
Not this shit, please
