lets get a offensive humor thread going.
share only your best /b.
ill dump my what i have.
How do you titfuck an 8 year old?
-You break her rib cage
>>684669455
thats too offensive, please leave
>>684669172
WTF?!!?!? This is racist!!!!! Youre a piece of shit.
>>684670589
>tyrone cant read the thread description
how surprising
>>684670315
The Strain such a good show
That has made my blood boil, i see another world war taking place, will be the so called "refugees" and muslims against everyone else what the fuck have the goverments if Europe and Great Britain done, fucked their countrys that what, i say kick them out send em back if they dont want to fucking pit them of a boat send em out to the middle of the Atlantic ocen and leave the fuckers to die in hell. People may say these thoughts are racist or nazi like, well if they are I'll happily be called those names, the native people to the countrys will be minoritys by 2020 like in germany Britain france and so on, they need to start going around with massive trucks putting the cunts in the back and dumping them in a dessert with nothing but the clothes on their back. When i go back tp England in june if its is still like this or worse i will not be going back until changes have been made. People say muslims are peaceful, well watch and listen to the video 96% if the murders rapes and violent crimes in the europens and british countrys and being commited by them! It has raised at a 600% in the past 2years. Why are we letting this happen! They want shira law inforced. The law is from the fucking 14th century cutting finger and hands off petty theives, letting aged men have sex with children. Have multiple wives at once. This is a atrocity these people need to be get rid of once and for all! Send the fuckers back who ever thinks they belong in those country may as well just move to syria pakistan and so on. Go join the fuckers if you love their way so much go get beaten and raped murdered and so on. As you can tell i have a passion to get rid of them people should not be minoritys in their own countrys. Rant over fuuck if you read that all well done if you thing im a rasist or nazi, open your eyes and see the bigger picture.
>>684671055
kek, not half bad
>>684671233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkQ6J5F01Do
I don't think I'm gonna share this anymore. Nobody seems to care about it.
>>684671117
i like this one
>>684669172
This is actually pretty cool
>>684669172
This is a message to all newfags and cancer currently killing /b/: What the fuck do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL FUCK THAT! This is motherfucking /b/, bitch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE don't give a fuck who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE rob banks, charities, and ANYONE else who fucking pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, faggot, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GET THE FUCK OUT. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established cliques, slop-worthy-hoes, and prop-worthy-bros, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of elitism, exploitation, and lulz. This isn't a fucking game, kid, so don't try to tag along. You're talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME. WE pioneered class. WE made 'cool' cool. And you? What have you done? Jerked off in the shower? WE INVENTED JERKING OFF IN THE SHOWER, you stupid bitch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fags OUT. So don't try to act like you know what the fuck is going on, because you don't. You just do NOT. But you really think you can compete with /b/? LOL WOW Don't make me start flaming you. Are you forgetting who we are? WE are the ones who film people like you getting fucking destroyed by us. WE will rip your ASSHOLE out of your fucking rectum, STITCH IT on top of your pitiful dick hole, and then fuck you in the VAGINA we just made for you. SO WE MAKE YOU INTO A BITCH. Do you get it now? This site isn't a game, it isn't a place to 'chill' with your fags, and it isn't some fucking haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. JUST GTFO
>>684671617
then you should watch the webm called a in this thread
From Doug Stanhope: (his opening lines in a stand up gig/album btw)
Do you know the funny thing about child porn?
No credits at the end.
No ego on that side of Hollywood.
Some people are in it just for the art.
>>684671884
ill just go ahead and save that, kek.
>>684670213
I forgot how ugly that show was. Everybody looks like a monster.
>>684669368
I don't believe this, the SJWs would be on her shit like flies.
>>684671843
newfag
>>684672062
thats just how people looked in the 90s, youre probably too young to remember
>>684671013
old, but gold
>>684670213
I remember get mad feels from this episode.
>>684669172
In contrast:
Arabs are almost as bad as niggers.
>>684669425
>>684672598
fucking animals!
>>684672598
bunch of ungrateful fucks, seriously
>>684670605
kekd
i love the irony on this one
>>684670605
>>684669368
i dont even want to know if it's fake or not
>>684673034
>>684670796
> implying there is even one nigglet knowing his dad
kek
>>684671117
eat shit
>>684672598
And in further comparison, even rodents are better mannered.
>>684673602
you must be over 18 to browse this board
>>684672646
>>684673487
boy or girl?
>>684673709
TOP ZOZ
>>684673868
I can't belive you would ask this question, are there only two genders for you? I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU FUCKFACE; GENDER IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT AND PEOPLE ARE NOT JUST MALE OR FEMALE, ONLY SOCIETY PRODUCES THESE STEREOTYPES OF HUMAN GENDER
>>684673487
still doing duckface in the second pic
>>684671233
didnt even read it.
>>684673831
HOLY SHIT so many niggers and sandniggers on this app
>>684674153
oh youre one of those freaks...btw penis is boy and vagina is girl, pretty simple really, been like that for since humans first appeared, also kill yourself
>>684672491
thats alot of jews.
>>684669172
KAKOW! Roit in the cockgobbler! OI! OI! OI!
>>684671728
hory shit
>>684673487
attention whoring level 500
>>684669172
>>684673831
what, it's pretty good
>>684674004
warning signs warning signs warning signs warning signs
>>684674818
>>684674818
What the fuck does that have to do with feminism?
>>684671117
This made me laugh. Most of /b is filled with edgy anti culture 16-25 year olds. I would think reddit beats 4chan with fedoras though. Made me kek. Thanks friend.
>>684675199
yeah, its pretty fucking creepy
>>684672598
This was almost exactly how natives were when I was in Mexico on an indian reservation passing out shirts to kids who didn't have any, it was Christian missionary work (I'm no longer Christian). As soon as me and a few others started pulling out the shirts in the back of the trucks, the kids swarmed us and reached out their hand as far as they could and grabbed the shirt from us and ran back to their small little cove, or that room they sleep in, and came back outside to do the same thing again. We didn't have enough shirts for all of them, and it was pretty much anyone who can take from us did and any kid waiting with their hands out got nothing because as soon as we tried to give it to them, another little kid pulled out the shirt from us. Natives in Mexico don't even give a shit about each other in their own reservation. I recall one of the adults who knew enough Spanish told us "I know you rich Americans have more money than you're willing to give, and you won't give us anything". She continued rambling in Spanish and this was after we gave her reservation all the church could offer, and none of all of us were beneath middle-class Americans living in poverty trying to give what we could.
>>684674153
Kek
>>684672280
Kek
>>684671843
"RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE" -you
>>684674561
>actually biting the bait
>>684671570
Ha. Every time I go into my local safeway I fuck with the Kosher and Halal foods. I don't care what brand of sandnigger you are, Imma put pig in your food.
>>684675379
*and all of us were beneath middle-class
>>684674896
>>684675379
this kind of mentality is really fucked up. do you still do this?. i know i would have stopped after such assholery.
>>684669172
0:12 WTF??? what is wrong with his ass
>>684671233
I feel you.
>>684675544
keep on fighting the good fight anon
>>684675755
fucken saved
>>684671117
I need that shirt though
>>684676162
>>684670315
Source?
>>684676424
the strain, some anon mentioned it before
What turns a fruit into an vegetable?
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AIDS
>>684675918
As long as it's like the one that Adolf guy built, I'm all for a 4th reich. I was worried before I found out that my girlfriend was the product of superior aryan genetics, but now I'm down with the clown for Trump Heil 2016.
>>684672567
>SHEEET
>>684672598
>almost as bad
they are clearly worse
>>684676622
how the fuck is she handling that bat? i know it's acting but come on now
>>684670850
Yeah except Zach is a putrid fucking character that I wanted to die all of season 2.
>>684672968
the look on his face
hes comtemplating every decision in his life that led up to that point
>what did i ever feel for the nigger
>>684669172
Dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it.
>>684676622
what is this from???
I think this qualifies...
>>684675815
You know what? I kinda didn't. My church and I would give out and deliver groceries to fellow Americans on welfare, and as soon as I went into their houses, I saw an xbox with a tower of games overlooking an expensive big screen tv with cable. The kids wore name brand clothing as so did their parents, and their parents had the flashiest cell phones with furniture nicer than my family owned. I even volunteered a few years later at the department of human services just to see these same welfare people with name brand clothing, the flashiest phones again, and some were wearing Oakley sunglasses. I use to wonder how such people in poverty were so financially more capable than my family who worked for everything we got, that I no longer care anymore. I just think less of people with nothing, because they're extremely bitter, self-entitled, they think the world owes them everything, and they'll won't even share with their own kind. Extremely selfish people and yet they make the rich look selfish and unsharing. I know of a millionaire whose wife volunteers at my mothers place of work and she's extremely generous, sharing, and actually does her best to make peoples lives easier. Her and her husband may not represent all of the wealthy, but I'm certain the poor are far more selfish than anyone living in wealth.
i saw two women that had this tattooed on their backs
anyone know what it means? never seen the symbol before (with the extra bar)
i know it's some feminist crap but what?
>>684677383
I hope he doesnt ruin season 3
>>684671117
>is a complete retard
>>684675755
Implying you gon' walk out of here alive
Fucking kek
>>684673831
I love how the black shirt and her skin are just solid black in the drawing. That attention to detail is so racist yet so funny.
>>684676825
I'm not too sure whether or not this counts as CP. So, I ain't saying nothing.
>>684672491
start the showers ......
>>684669824
The smell in there must have been horrific.
>>684672383
>that filename
Top fucking kek
thats it im all out.
>>684675918
Damn! This pic is inspiring. I could only hope.
>>684678644
Canadian kek
>>684677507
Todd Margaret, season 3, episode 6
>>684671570
ALL SAND NIGGERS MUST FUCKING HANG
>>684677861
Pootie!
>>684677832
I hope he dies, I mean you have the cute Spanish girl throwing her life on the line for him. Eph shows him what a strigoi is and how they attack. HE SEES HIS FUCKING MOM FIRE A TENTACLE OUT OF HER MOUTH AND KILL PEOPLE. hurr durr mommy is sick. I facepalmed so hard
>>684671570
LOL
>>684672491
So many filthy hasids. Another smell I don't want to experience.
>>684672567
Fucking lost.
>>684679833
yeah same here it made me cringe so bad
>>684673487
So many likes for the jumped picture.
Next time go head first.
>>684676622
Idk why but the windshield wipers going off made me laugh
>>684673709
Build a wall and use their fucking bones.
>>684677703
bump, nobody know?
>>684680549
kek
>>684680549
This guy is at the club and slaps your gf's ass, what do you do?
>>684680855
turn 360 and walk away
>>684676825
but niggers dance better than all whites
>>684671843
>>684680855
Looks like my wife's ass just gonna get slapped
>>684681032
[spoiler] moonwalk [/spoiler]
>>684680767
i looked it up for you, it means "special snowflake"
>>684680855
Send the Marines!
>>684673831
Just downloaded the app
Full of possibilities
>>684680549
Osama bin liftin
My favorite sexual position is the JFK.
I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
>>684672491
This was from Iron maiden live in Tel Aviv
>>684671578
blocked in my country motherfucker
A black pirate walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks... where you got it?
From Africa.... answers the parrot.
>>684670507
Actually, he moved to Argentina and lived peacefully till 95 with Eva Braun. FBI recently confirmed it.
What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
The pizza doesn't scream when it's put into an oven.
>>684682221
Wut?
>>684669172
some1 please reverse this
>>684681148
>mfw that image has a million imaginary symbols that nobody sane will ever bother learning
>mfw it STILL doesn't have >>684677703, meaning there are even more bullshit symbols out there
what the fuck is the difference between "female" and "femme" anyway? longer line = fat female? jesus
>>684674153
kek
>>684675924
>deus may or may not vult
>>684673687
hot
>>684682221
Gonna need a source on that one
>>684682671
femme is a faggot that is into things and acts in ways that are considered by society to be feminine
butch swaps faggot for lesbian, and feminine for masculine
>>684670605
Lel
>>684674288
Ha ha! Didn't notice that!
>>684669824
someone post the webm of the spider being killed and the shit ton of babies that swarm out.
>>684673709
>rodents
You mean marsupials?
>>684683335
uh okay. so "femme" is "sissy" in normal terms.
>that are considered by society to be feminine
you could have just written that like
>that are feminine
you don't need to go out of your way to be politically correct here. we know what is "feminine" is decided by humans (society) so there's no need to type that out.
am i unbanned yet
>>684672491
This is what Hitler could have prevented.
>>684670507
>russians
so i am
>>684683817
although i suppose a sissy doesn't have to actually be a faggot, he just behaves like one
>>684675544
based
/b/'s worst first dates?
>be me
>smoking in my recess
>I see this chick at the park, playing around with what it seems her brother
>Call her out for some reason, ask her if she does have fire
>she goes ''nope''
>Like the good chit chat that I am, I get some laughs from her while we talk
>younger brother is tired, and wants to sleep
>she tells me that she would drop him at her mom's home
>offer them a ride
>she accepts
>Take wrong turns, she didn't noticed
>brother finally gets sleep in the back seat
>we stop in an alley, I grab her leg and she knows I am not stoping there
>we made out, I start taking my clothes out
>she stops me and says ''wait, please be careful, I am a virgin''
>yeah, sure, and I was born yesterday
>''don't worry I will treat you well'
>we start fucking
>holy shit she was not kidding
>theres blood on my penis
>theres blood everywhere
>pretend to not to be scared, so we continue as nothing
>put my hand on her mouth so she doesn't wake her brother up.
>nut inside
>she gets tired too
>drove both to their home
>I dont mind skipping job, I got laid.
>she cant barely walk to the door with her brother in her arms
>I leave as soon as she walk towards the door, I already have her phone number so I don't give anymore fucks.
>Thinking to myself if I did the right thing, or maybe I should have waited until she turns 13yo.
>>684669172
why do apes always have the fucking worst prolapsed anuses? Looks like fucking cancer.
>>684670589
Nigger triggered
>>684675339
Not even plastic surgery, its an add for disabled kids
>>684671239
Fucking kek
>>684675924
deus vult sex, it says "go forth and multiply" in the bible
>>684684330
i think they dont use the toiletpaper properly
>>684671578
Blocked in uk
>>684669368
She looks like the Fiji Mermaid and Dr. Moreau's little helper fucked, and Mermaid gave birth to her in a burning dumpster full of razor wire.
>>684672845
does anyone know where u can get the porn comic version of this?
>>684684693
wut? bbc blocked in the uk?. here in germany its also blocked, but so are many hitler related videos here so i thought this wasnt unusual.
>>684670374
>>684674580
Is there a full vid to this
>>684669368
>>684669368
.
>>684675212
Something about gender roles
>>684683733
Procyon actually
>>684671843
>Anonymous
>>684671843
how many threads is this newfag in?
>>684673709
kek this thread is gold
>>684672567
ifuckinlol'dhard
>>684685101
i wish that video is real
is it real?
link me to it anon
>>684685202
thats fucking brutal, and probs not even true. its not like shes a total retard like the spartley spooligans, she just looks like a ballsack.
>>684669627
>>684680855
Poke the his explosive vest's button with a really long stick and explode him and my non existant gf
>>684669172
hey that food could be going to starving children in Africa!
>>684685512
there's some truth to it though
then again a lot of parents make their children a star online. though you'd think someone with a disfigured child would think twice about it.
>>684675918
>>684685593
And then wonder who the fuck did he just slap.
>>684671013
Gets me everytime.
requesting the pic with that guy who has a bomvest on at dinner with his muslim girlfriends family
>>684675871
Is wrong.
>>684669824
>Mexian Clown School
>>684671233
Now all I can think about is Amy Shira Teitel...
>>684680549
imagine how bad that fucker smells
>>684673831
There should be a draw a nigger thread using this app
>>684672567
>designated shitting planet
I recently created the Spurdo Sparde gaem!! I'll be very happy if you enjoy it!!!
Just search " Spurdo Jump "
or " Spurdo "
on playmarket! (it's becouse moderator has banned my URL from gaem) :'(
THANKS!!!!
EBIN X------------D
>>684685748
yeah, i get you, but she is just ugly and i think thats something that a lovin mother can ignore. the spooligans on the other hand are just a waste of oxygen without the chance of ever having a real thought if were honest. youre right about the social media though, its probably not the best to that in their situation.
>>684675212
its a "feminine" penis.
also pic related is a bitch and doesn't wanna get ridiculed for being one.
>>684671239
Since when do monkeys wear slippers?
>>684671728
UNDErRATED post
>>684671843
not really looking forward to this being pasted everywhere... thanks for inventing jerking off in the shower, though.
>>684687101
kek
>>684671843
>calling yourself out as a newfag
>>684674004
Holy fucking... first, who just leaves a baby...
>>684674153
Lolololol
>>684671843
Ok buddy
>>684674485
WE WUZ FRENCH AN SHIIIET
>>684672646
>>684673848
Whats the name of the original series/website ?
>>684672491
more like inside the US gov
>>684669172
Chimps beez habbin' a perfect
nigger "Gibs Muh Dats" outstretched paw.
>>684688413
questionable content
>>684675379
>Mexico
>indian reservation
You are full of shit.
>>684683496
niggers pronounce that
"Snikkuhs"
>>684671843
you love your bubble arent ya...
>>684673687
Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god
>>684684472
*niggered
>>684673709
Raccoons are better well behaved than these sand niggers.
>>684676825
"MUH DIK!!"
>>684671117
Speaking the truth
>>684675918
"The Man In The High Castle"
>>684671570
that's a good idea
>>684688797
Thanks anon !
>>684669172
those apes are more civility than niggers. I feel bad now for insulting apes by comparing them to niggers
>>684684997
Strange one, I don't get it either
>>684688413
"Faggot Town Frolics". It's inhabited by sensitive, understanding SJW's that don't mind when it when the 'girl' is a mentally ill degenerate with a dick, despite being attracted to women. Because if you have an issue with fucking someone who has a dick that plays dressup as a woman, you're a bigot and a caveman.
>>684678644
Oh man the Canadian every time.
>>684681148
Don't mind me, just posting the better version
>>684673687
>>684669455
wow! that IS offensive!
>>684671843
If this hurts you, your in for a shock at rekt threads.
>>684673709
Those titties
>>684670796
Someone redo this but make the chair empty.
>>684684330
Negroids fuck them in the ass, thats why.
>>684669455
What's difference between a baby and an orange?
-You don't have sex with an orange after you peel it's skin off
>>684672383
holy shit that filename!
