Okay faggots, new game.
Go to Chevrolet's Live Chat on the "Shopping for a new vehicle" section and ask for the most autistic vehicle they have.
Post results.
Bummp
/thread
You're all faggots. This is fun and nobody wants to do it.
>>684667889
Ill do itb b
>>684668228
Fucking go then
Gimmee the biggest truck ya got.....not that im compensating or anything.
>>684668313
Could be a possibility too.
The thing is that when they get it's a joke they start threatening to call the "authorities" unless there's a lot of people doing it.
>>684668880
Fucking kek.
Post reaction.
>>684665962
>implying I want to be sued
>>684668880
Top kek
Also bump
bump
>op is a fag ford owner
This thread is going to be glorious.
>>684669254
>kikeholder
>>684669254
>Something to store my keks in
Goodbye sides
>>684669254
This is amazing
Moarrrrr
Thread = kill?
>>684668880
>autismobile
bump for keks
>>684670194
Pls no
He isn't typing...
Bumpppp
>>684670194
Not on my watch.
>>684670416
>>684670416
Kek!
I'm having fun
>>684670516
I don't get it...
Oh god let more people see this thread please.
This is gold
are they robot?
>>684670965
kek
>>684671085
Real people my friend.
>>684671022
>>684671085
Looks like it actually
>>684671085
Everyone is a robot but you.
How do I get to the live chat? I cant find "Shopping for a new vehicle"
Friends, have you seen my sides? I just lost them.
>>684670757
thats because youre a complete retard
Joseph Fritzl was a austrian pedophile who locked his own daughter into his cellar for 24 years , proceeded to have 7 children with her and keep 3 of thoose locked up as well
bump, this is glorious
>>684671389
Maybe Reddit is more your speed.
>>684671389
God bless your soul I can't breathe.
>>684665962
1/2
>>684671644
2/2
>>684671389
>>684671567
Samefag.
Trying again. They know...
>>684671787
Huh?
>>684665962
This is a message to all newfags and cancer currently killing /b/: What the fuck do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL FUCK THAT! This is motherfucking /b/, bitch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE don't give a fuck who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE rob banks, charities, and ANYONE else who fucking pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, faggot, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GET THE FUCK OUT. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established cliques, slop-worthy-hoes, and prop-worthy-bros, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of elitism, exploitation, and lulz. This isn't a fucking game, kid, so don't try to tag along. You're talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME. WE pioneered class. WE made 'cool' cool. And you? What have you done? Jerked off in the shower? WE INVENTED JERKING OFF IN THE SHOWER, you stupid bitch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fags OUT. So don't try to act like you know what the fuck is going on, because you don't. You just do NOT. But you really think you can compete with /b/? LOL WOW Don't make me start flaming you. Are you forgetting who we are? WE are the ones who film people like you getting fucking destroyed by us. WE will rip your ASSHOLE out of your fucking rectum, STITCH IT on top of your pitiful dick hole, and then fuck you in the VAGINA we just made for you. SO WE MAKE YOU INTO A BITCH. Do you get it now? This site isn't a game, it isn't a place to 'chill' with your fags, and it isn't some fucking haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. JUST GTFO
>>684671907
I've never laughed so much in my life
>>684672037
Kill yourself
>>684671907
So original, faggot.
>>684671907
They fucking disconnected before anyone said anything.
>>684671898
ftfm
>>684672308
Should I kill myself?
>>684672309
>Being so smart
What are other websites with live support? Let's start listing and just have some general fun times.
>>684672466
Most Auto manufacturers.
I know BMW does in the UK
They must be thinking about quitting already.
They definitely are real people.
>>684672466
xbox live support
>looking for battletoads
>>684672595
Let's find cell phone companies and make up some bullshit like we're getting calls from beyond the grave.
>>684670965
underrated post
>>684672706
kek
>>684672466
I'm sure a good one would be a cable company, or maybe a foreign country, like g2a
Bumping, this thread has potential for unlimited keks
>>684672466
>>684672595
>>684672762
>>684672849
Fuck off, let's stick to Chevrolet until they're tired of us and THEN we move to another target.
>>684672706
>He died of eternal keking
>>684673094
Just like you had so much potential to achieve anything.
But, oh well, you know how it went
>>684673120
Gotta keep that brand loyalty going
>>684665962
had more screenshots, computer fucked up
I tried /B/
>>684665962
I work for a Chevy dealership. Can confirm the first several responses you get are bots if not all of them. You have to narrow down your results before it connects you to someone. You're just having a conversation with yourself for now though.
>>684673359
>>684672418
Kek
>>684673485
Seems like these kids actually NEED an autistic car since they can't tell when they're all getting the same canned responses... Retarded thread/10
>>684668880
>"autismobile"
Kek.
>>684673690
kek
>>684673980
bigger kek
>>684672706
>>684674232
>sued
>v&
nice, I hope you are behind 7 proxies
>>684674232
DO NOT FEAR THE SUPERVISOR THING, IT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME WE DID THIS A FEW MONTHS BACK AND NOBODY GOT CAUGHT.
As long as there are enough people pranking them though...
>>684674232
>>684674520
What would they charge him with?
>>684673980
kek
>>684673589
>>684674520
cought doing what?
its not illegal to chat with people
>>684674232
Thousand keks
Guess she's having a hard day at work
>>684674232
Im dying, that was great anon.
>>684674877
FUCKING KEK
>>684674717
>>684674717
keep it going bob. These kids wouldn't know a decent car if it bit em in the balls.
>>684674488
>>684674520
What could they even charge me with? I didn't do anything illegal
>>684675037
hi steve
>>684675194
Pedophilia
>>684675037
>>684675284
frOM CAR STEREO ONE
>>684675284
hi.
>>684675342
You're talking to a conversation bot you fucking autist.
This thread is fucking glorious
I think they're catching on
Did I win?
Even if they are bots, they won't even connect me with one of them.
>>684675288
Checked, and what?
Hurr durr let's talk to the REAL people on personalityforge next! Morons
Should i use proxy or naw?
Did someone say cuck?
*le toucan feelings hurt*
>>684676119
No need, just do it
>>684674145
I work in customer service answering emails and we do have copypast answers etc but there is defeneatly a person behind it since I was talking shitty english in one of the and he sent me to the global sales or something like that
>autism
Bump the crap out of this.
>>684665962
RP'ing as DJ khaled
We need more keks, keep it coming lads
The thing says loading. Should I wait, or should I refresh it?
>>684676617
You just gotta wait, takes a minute or two sometimes
>>684665962
Donald Tramp:23:13:28
Chevrolet - Shopping for a new vehicle
Connection established.
Welcome to Chevrolet
Connecting.....A live chat agent is now entering the chat.
Whitney:23:13:47
Hi, Donald! Thank you for chatting in with Chevrolet! My name is Whitney. How may I assist you?
Donald Tramp:23:14:03
Can you tell me if any of your vehicles have built in alcohol sensors? I am a chronic alcoholic but only want to drive when I am sober.
Whitney:23:14:36
I am aware that you are simply attempting to abuse the chat option. I will be alerting my supervisor, and your IP address will be logged. This incident will be documented and forwarded to the appropriate department for further action to be taken. Because you do not have any questions, I will have to end the chat.
You have been disconnected from the chat session. If you require further assistance, please start another chat session.
>>684676155
He's a big guy... i lost it
>>684676746
Going to ask if they have a car big enough to store my goats.
not really that exciting but
1/2
>>684677208
2/2
>>684677255
Big kek.
>>684677429
very nice
>>684677255
Zozzle
Bumping with this
>>684677255
Wtf, offensive language ?!??
>.<
>>684677985
Another one.
Another one.
Waiting for agent.
>>684678130
I keep asking if they have wraiths.. WRAITH TALK ALERT
>>684678348
Screenshot it.
Chevrolet doesn't really care about their customers...
My sides
Horrible customer service.
>>684678502
fucking lost it
>>684678053
They most use predetermined messages.
>>684678502
My fucking sides
I hope the supervisors have to read the whole thing
>>684678502
Top kek.
>>684678492
And...
>>684665962
I said NIGGERS and I said my son stole my phone, it said my IP is logged and it will be forwarded to the supervisors, am I in trouble /b/?
>>684679409
nope
>>684679409
Literally read the fucking thread. Nothing's gonna happen.
>>684679409
Yes. I see guantanamo bay in ur future anon. Good luck to you.
>>684679485
>>684679519
Thanks guys.
it says im connected but wont connect to an agent watdo
What should I roleplay as?
>>684679409
i threatened to sue them because they injected faggot genes into me, and you're worried about calling someone a nigger?
One of you faggots should ask for a 2016 Tahoe Battletoads Limited Edition.
>>684679346
goodwork. Terrible of them to not help you when you were close to death.
Lol this bitch must hate her job right about now.
>>684679770
Wait.
>>684679952
...You literally did nothing wrong.
Just like mein führer.
>>684679929
Here you go.
>>684679825
A person in the market for a new car.
>>684680472
wtf i posted a completely different picture i dont even have that picture on my pc????
That escalated quickly
Hehe
>>684680398
He did nothing wrong...
>>684680811
>thoroughly disappointed
Oh...sorry...
Gayyyy she waited on the fucking reply to
>>684671613
>Fritzl
You screwed that up, anon
>>684680472
okay im fucking confused can someone explain to me why that showed up? ive never even seen that picture before in my life.
the original was this >>684680875
but i had to change the name so that it would upload.
wtf??
>>684680716
nice try
we all know it's you in that picture Anon :3
>>684672037
keyboard warrior alert
gtfo newfag
>>684680811
Kek
She fell for it.
>>684681593
im a guy sorry
>>684677429
this nigga asked for a wraith, goodbye sides
>>684681689
1/2
>>684681575
It's because you're acoustic
>>684681713
No you ain't
Seems like "Chevrolet" ain't another name for crack
1/2
>>684681980
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2/2 then she disconnected:( I work hard for these eggs and that's what I get?
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cool now i need an autist son to sue the shit out of them
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>>684682301
Kek, masterplan
FUCKING BITCH
start claiming you were harassed in chat
>>684677255
fking gold !
>>684679827
yours was one of the funniest. Im the guy named muhhamed dirka that asked if an impala could fit my 5 wives and infidels in the trunk/
>>684672037
Kill yourself pls
>>684665962
Hahahaha
>>684682725
This and ask to speak with a chat supervisor
>>684665962
>>684681689
LOST HARD!
>>684683509
Fucking hell
>>684681689
kek of all keks
>>684683509
>>684681980
>>684682047
This sounds like sex slave trade to me
1/2
>>684683900
Lost very hard
>>684684136
2/2 I think she doesn't like her job.
>>684684025
Might be. Who knows?
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Kek
>>684684503
Marc Andre fleury is a NHL goalie
>>684681575
This happened to me before posting a screenshot that ended up being a gif of a missile taking off.
No cooperation from them
It's down?
>>684672706
I have no more sides.
Someone PLEASE look into the javascript and say that it's not a clientside bot.
Extract the server address and API and go find out how it works.
>>684672466
let's do EA
>>684684963
You seem to know your stuff.
Why not do that yourself?
>>684684963
It isn't I got personal replies, I could tell. Lol look at what I got for trees captcha. Top middle.
>>684685128
>mobile posting
THE FUCK
Start sending them dick picks as links
inb4 a real autist needs actual help finding a car, and gets shut down.
Stuck "waiting for agent" as thaddeus mcmichaels.
I'm Ethan bradberry!!
Team A: Keep the pranks coming.
Team B: Tell them it's 9Gag's fault.
Got it you faggots? MOVE MOVE MOVE!
>>684685700
kek
>>684685746
Cool chick.. real too
>>684685170
MAXIMUM KEK
>>684670747
Reddit before 4chan? And Origin?
REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
End your life Tom.
If you send them dick picks they'll get fired
>>684685855
Elisha is life Elisha is love
>>684
Jeff dunham
>>684686149
How do you know Jeff Dunham's address...?
They DC'd me while I was still asking legitimate questions, wtf.
I asked if they still made cars with ashtrays. I WAS GOING FOR A JEW JOKE but I guess American just isn't free anymore.
Next thread we do this with BMW
Fucking bitch she didn't even give me time to say it was for my autistic child
Anyone else on danielle
>>684670965
Thanks bro, i needed a good laugh
>>684680716
If that is you anon. I will find you and I will rape you.
>>684686266
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=jeff+dunham+adress
retard
>>684686409
>>684686297 here
Danielle is the cunt that D/Cd me
Those anti-Semitic bastards
RETurN OF PAJEET
Shit, i'm not even getting an agent now, are we really flooding chevrolet?
>>684686700
Thread cont. before we get el 404?
>>684679827
I fucking lost hardest to this post than to anything else here.
>>684686963
same thing happened to me. still waiting
>>684686266
Kekekek
What the fuck
>>684685372
>el autismo
max kek
WHAT THE FUCK DANIELLE
WTF!?
Faggots help! What now?
>>684687241
sorted
Lead with a question to beat that bitch danielle. Dont start with hello