Do you live or die?
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Do you live or die?
Gordon Ramsey. Noice. I'll be saved and have an excellent dinner
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Archer.
>>684646896
Do fictional characters count? If so, Guts from Berserk.
>>684646896
These impotent assholes. I'm fucked.
Raymond Reddington
Ill be ok. The kidnappers are Fucked.
Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Does he get his ship of the imagination? I might have a chance that way.
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The Queen, I think I'll be fine
John Reese from Person of Interest. I like my odds.
>>684646896
I die from the cancer this post gave me.
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Jason Peralta, district 99.
I'm gonna be fine, and it's gonna be zaney.
Optimus Prime. I've got nothing to worry about.
Alessa from Silent hill, I pitty the fools
Penny from the big bang theory
Wolf Blitzer.
The name suggests success. The man it belongs to, however...
Eddard Stark.
But he's dead...
B.S. Christiansen
Danish elite soldier.
FBI dicks from White Collar
g2g
>>684647377
>Jason
>>684647022
you win
Tom Keen from the blacklist, im a liver!
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Frank Underwood
I think ill be fine
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Philip Jennings
KGB ftw
>>684646896
Watching Game of Thrones, I guess it's a tie between Theon Greyjoy and Ramsey Bolton.
>>684646896
Well last time was Mythbusters and im pretty sure Jamie and Adam were both there in the final clip.
So with them or either of them i'm pretty much home safe.
Chuck from better call saul
He could work something out with the kidnapper probably
Bill Adama, neato
Dr Gregory House.
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Mulder and Scully from XFiles
I'd say I'm ok
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Constantine........I honestly don't know
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Kramer from Seinfeld.
I might have a chance if Kramer borrows something from Jerry.
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Mr. Pickles
Fucking shit.
>I don't see a kidnapper.
>Do YOU see a kidnapper?
Hope he can talk the bad guys down or I'm fucked
Sam and Dean Winchester.
I think imma be alright.
Dean Winchester... I'm be fine I think
>>684646896
rick grimes bitch
>>684647777
Quints
>dat ass was fat
>>684647777
Loled and
U have kids?
Sam and Dean Winchester... I got a pretty good shot of surviving
Emma Swan. Could be worse.
>>684647779
>tfw you don't know what a tv show is
>>684647777
Good quads
Jackie Chan in Shanghai Noon
Does the news count?
Angie Tribeca so I die
>>684647777
Well my captor is fucked, enjoy getting wooped by Batman
..
>>684647946
It showed on Tv >> Tv show.
There were even commercials
Anthony Bourdain. I am truly blessed, he will even bring me food and booze
>>684647900
>dubs
Normal people don't watch that inane crap. You have to have a pretty small mind to want to watch that shit unless it works to keep a screaming infant quiet.
Tyler Motherfucking 1, im safe
> inb4 youtube is not tv
kill yourself faggot
Danny targaryeran. I'm fine bros. No one can stop the dragon queen.
Barny... from How I met your mother, the fuckin legend, yeah Im good
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Kahleesi
I am so fucking saved
Mike Rowe. I honestly don't know if I survive.
>>684646896
this is my lucky day i just finished watching taken famke janson won't let me down
>>684648207
That counts, anyone who argues against that can sick my dubs
Rick and morty so I'd probably be ok
hmm hm hm hm hm
matlock, i'm saved
>>684648277
>Danny
Alan partridge
>>684648419
I wouldn't worry, you're probably a piece of shit anyways
>>684648464
Yeah boi>>684648464
>>684648517
Yeah, if you count "found the real murderer" as "saved."
What is a TV?
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Doctor Who. So, I'll be a free man momenta
>>684648529
like fuck im going to actually try and spell her gibberish name. Daneryes
Dannyers
Daneyers
Danny. Fuck it.
Fuck yes, James Bond is going to save my ass
Daniel Tiger
Fucking Spongebob
Oh hell yes, Dexter Morgan is gonna save my ass and murder the shit outta the perp
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that fat ass from Bar Rescue
lol Tim Kennedy, former navy seal and UFC fighter
archer so yeah id prob live
>>684648637
he found the real kidnapper
>>684648657
worked out so well for river song dickhead
The Flash.
I'll just tell Barry "the multiverse hearse" Allen my kidnapper is from Earth-2 and he'll snap their neck like a twig.
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Dany
Dragons for days
>>684646896
I think I'm in good hands.
I'm gonna live.
>>684646896
damn jerry seinfeld is gonna save me
Vic Mackey.
Im safe. I think.
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Pretty sure I am live
>>684646896
Think I'll be fine.
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>>684648833
lol I got the same
Nigel fucking marven
>>684648742
>THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING KIDNAPPING I'VE EVER SEEN! TRAINING ALL DAY TOMORROW!
The workaholics boys.
Well at least it'll make for a great final moment, but I'll probably die
>>684648947
who's that?
Pablo escobar awesome
>>684646896
Kevin Spacey.
I live. He speaks, all listen.
>>684646896
Louis CK would figure out how to save me somehow. Or just eat ice cream off of himself and cry idk, one of the two
>>684647163
yea
you're fucked
Reese and Root from Person of Interest...
I'm good
yeah, I'm all good
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>>684648833
Same here. Ride the dragon!
>>684646896
>tfw it's rick
>wubba-lubba-dub-dub motherfuckers I'm free!
Emilia Clarke in GoT.
Fuck.
>>684649032
that's a big guy
>>684649032
Tom Hardy, really good actor and a complete fucking bad ass.
Vladimir Tarasenko
Pls save me
>>684649162
Same
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Bryan Beaumler.
Hmm...could happen.
Jeannie from "I Dream of Jeannie"
I'm totally fine with this. I'm easilly rescued and warped to safety, and Jeannie fucks with and punishes the captors in hilariously cruel ways.
Brock Samson, fuck yes.
Jennifer Aniston
I fucking got Bo and Kenzi from Lost Girl
Kevin Spacey on House of Cards. Well, not bad, I guess.
Gibbs and his crew from ncis. I should be fine
This bitch will find me and safe me
Michael Bluth from Arrested Development.
I'm fucked!
Fucking Ricky Gervais...
>>684649174
for you
Bendthatdick Cuminsnatch as Sherlock Holmes, so I'm probably OK.
Anthony Bourdain will stop midway to talk to some quaint natives and eat fried pig-cock. I'm doomed.
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Daredevil.
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Eddie Huang
>>684649215
oh yeah is he the lead guy in that mad bronson fury road movie
Peter Griffin, I am fucked
GG, Kidnappers
Hillary Clinton. AT THIS POINT, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE!?
il be home within an hour
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Morgan freeman..
He'll rescue me through the wormhole
Jake Tapper of CNN
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>>684649105
omg the currently most popular show in western civilization released a new episode yesterday. I can't believe so many people are getting the character shown at the very end...
omg lmao so funny right guis
>>684647661
Me too
Maybe He can beat the kidnappers to death with his cane
>>684646896
I'm guessing he'll lead the Away-Team.
>>684649649
You'll get saved somehow but die in the last 5 seconds
>>684646896
hmm... not sure if fucked or not.
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Bart Simpson.
>>684647900
no y?
Siyed from Lost. I'm good my nigga.
>>684649940
that dudes a retard, you should stop giving him views, dont copy any of his designs, they just might kill you
Time for...
TIME FORCE!!
>>684648508
It would be a hilarious rescue, but you might die.
>>684646896
>Cal Lightman from Lie to Me
I can live with that.
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Super girl. Yah, I'll be saved. I might even get some sex afterwards.
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Crow from mystery science theater 3000.
i think im fucked.
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Probably Rod Young, 7 News Anchor in Australia. His fucking moustache alone would save me.
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Sheriff Hood Of Banshee, feeling pretty good about this..
>>684648691
When we do.
something new
lets talk about what we'll do!
>i'd fuck catarina's mom though
>>684650295
Picture reference.
Stan Smith. Nice.
I'll live, but wish I didn't.
Josuke Higashikata. I'll be fine
>>684650118
he gets my views because he's a grown child full of exuberance and wonder at the dumbest of shit. i seriously hope no one takes his "survival" skills seriously.
but watching him fail at chopping a basketball in half in slowmo... that makes me giggle.
I'm fucked
>>684646896
Im fucked. Jessie pinkman
The Avengers
Daniel Tosh.
I guess he has money to hire someone else to find me, at least.
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Spongebob and Patrick. I'm fucked. Thanks kids.
Rick Sanchez. The kidnappers are about to get riggety-riggety-recked. Wubbalubadubdub!
>>684646896
JOHN CENA OUT OF NOWHERE
>>684650466
Spot the newfag
>>684650623
you'll die but they'll just bring you back later in the movie
>>684650540
Only if you're Mexican, or just foreign to begin with. If you're a white American, Trump, our lord, will save you.
seems I got some chances
Apparently Khaleesi is coming to save me. Her plot armor is so thick, I'm alright with this.
>>684646896
I think I'll be fine.
>>684650433
>>684650295
i believe you. holy shit, its beautiful
Peter Griffon. Before you all face palm. Remember the chicken fights and the episode based on Taken
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Martin Sheen as the president of the USA in West Wing. I'll be fine
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steven colbert? I....
I dunno?
>>684646896
Adolf Hitler is going to rescue me?
>>684650953
where brian and stewie saved the day.... face it m8 your as good as dead
>>684646896
Mothafuckahhhhh i'm dead
>>684646896
Just watched "the making of Trump".
I'll be fine, and some is getting nuked.
Jethro Leroy Gibbs. Kidnappers are fucked.
>>684651332
Likely not.
Thank god
A German Soldier in this movie, or maybe a Confederate in the last TV Show I watched.
lulz V is rescuimg me!
Drew Carey
I'm actually feeling pretty good about my chances.
>>684648753
No.
Archer will live. He'll save Lana.
You're collateral damage bro.
i'm gonna be all right
>just watched The Way of the Dragon
So Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris I guess
Jeremy Clarkson
Danerys, so I'm golden. Also dubs
>>684650924
Right? It's not too big and bushy, and it's not a 14 y/o's greasy thin shit stain. It's just perfect.
>>684646896
YEAAAAA, SAVE ME NOW
Daenerys Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea
>>684647163
I'd fuck that girl in so many ways my dick would fall off
Daenerys Tagaryen. Could be worse I guess...
>>684646896
Mordecai and Rigby Wall Buddy!!!!!
All is okay, Dexter Morgan is on the way!
>>684651732
as long as you're not foreign you got a chance
>>684651513
Holy fuck, now that is some nostalgia.
The Flash - Barry Allen.
I'm fucking set.
I'm rescued by Daenerys Stormborn
The Unburnt Queen of the Andals the Rhoynar, and of the First Men
Queen of Meereen Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea
Breaker of Chains and
Mother of Dragons.
I'm fine.
>>684651810
Fuck yes, me too.
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Matt Damon
ye boi
Cleveland Brown
Kill me now.
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The Genie from Aladdin
Jackie Chan. I guess I'm fine.
Saul Goodman ._.
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Lone Wolf from Shogun Assassin.
I should be alright.
I'll probably be alright.
>>684646896
>a fucking rapist
Was watching one of those crime shows. Fuck me right?
>>684647022
Same, I think we'll be fine.
>>684646896
Daenerys ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ.”
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The Rock from San Andreas. I guess I'm saved
Also Jeremy Clarkson. I'm fucked, ain't I?
Satan is trying to save me.
I don't know if that good or bad.
Danaerys Targaryen.
I'm fucked.
>>684652167
By definition basically.
The 3 Musketeers..... Not sure if fucked or not.
>>684646896
Just watched a documentary on The Commando Parachute Group (French: Groupement des Commandos Parachutistes, GCP) so im gonna live
Monkey D. Luffy. Whole city will be destroyed, but no one will die
>>684652230
All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ
>>684652167
You'll live but...
>>684646896
The flash
im ded
>>684652252
is that show any good? i thought about watching it
>>684646896
Stan & Kyle.... A lot of shit is going to happen before they come for me ):
>>684647022
That makes 3 of us, definetly gtg
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Emilia Clarke. Having her rescue me can't be any worse than having to watch her shitty acting.
Fucked up on so many levels it's not even hilarious.
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Queen of Dragons is coming for me!
If it includes non-fiction though... Jacques Pepin... Well at least he got knife skills.
Wayne from Letterkenny. I'm saved
Sherlock ... yeah I'm happy whit that
Sam and dean winchester. I'm safe.
I think everything is going to be just fine.
President Selina Meyer
>>684647116
That's badass
>>684652529
You're dead as shit but you'll make for a good political segment.
>>684652506
Not really mate. I watch it just cause I like the way the guy act Lucifer.
It's worse than Costantine all around.
David Attenborough is coming to rescue me? I'm fucked. He'd just watch and give commentary while I die.
>>684649047
He's gonna torture the kidnapper to death, then find everyone he knows and kill them as well. Just for fun
Awwww yis, Bishamon from Noragami
Ah, fack.
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Dylan McDermott, nice
Anderson Cooper...they may as well kill me now
>>684652529
he'll start a twitter campaign, like
#justiceforanon
and his fans will pay for billboards
you'll be fine
>>684646896
Jessica Jones.
Would probably work out.
Max verstappen, i guess i'm fucked.
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Agent scully from x files
>>684652769
fuck it then. most hulu shows are utter shit.
>my crazy ex girlfriend
>lucifer
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>Homer Simpson
Probably die because he's an oaf
>>684652889
he'll probably try to fuck you if you're a dude.
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Bob Belcher
this guy here, i'm already dead
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Mickey mouse
Fuck
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captain picard
kurt cobain documentary for the win
i dont know if im fucked or not
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>>684653133
Nice dubs. I think you'll be fine anon.
>>684646896
Some bullshit Tatort detectives
>>684652620
same here. i'm just worried because they usually manage to fuck up and let the first person die a horrible death.
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Sterling Archer, pretty sure I would live
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bob crane
do i win?
>>684647407
ur fucked and she is gonna get raped next to your corpse
Easy save
>>684646896
Harvey Specter come and save me
I'm dead.
Leslie knope. Pawnee saves me
Jesse fucking Pinkman
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Bob Ross
He can asmr them to death i guess
I'm in good hands!
Jake the Dog and Finn the Human
Is it working if the character is fictional?!
Simba....
I think I'll be alright.
>>684653785
You're fucked, BITCH
Captain Amerifat and Black widow...I feel pretty safe....
No problem.
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Rick and morty
Its almost worth getting kidnapped to watch this unfold.
King Julien
naked denaris stormborn or w/e
dont mind this
>>684653983
Hes a jew, unless you pay him, good luck
Mr frank visser gg wp
marge simpson
>>684646896
Don't watch TV, but in case of Internet/Youtube it would be the band of Metalocalypse.....which means i'm either fucked and die a horriblke death, or it will be awesome.
>>684649776
lmao this dudes autistic as fuck
Fucking police guy Vlado (danefags will know)
Lou solverson... Am I kill?
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Rust Cohle.
I'm going to be rescued and it will all be in one take. Awesome.
This man
Mordecai from regular show? My nephew was watching TV
>>684646896
well
>>684654164
you'll be fine
>>684646896
One of these guys, so I'm pretty sure I'm safe as fuck.
