Let's have a "best of 4chan" bread. Let's go, faggots.
>>684644719
self-bump
>>684644719
self-bumperino
>>684645945
wow, that was quite something
Fuck it ill contribute
>>684647359
Holy shit
>>684648654
I can relate to this
>>684649042
thx m8
dumping
>>684648654
This is beautiful
>>684649722
classic
>>684649042
>>684650265
Could someone reup?
>>684650625
top kek
>>684645945
Don't forget the second part ffs
>>684650705
kurwa.png
>>684650705
THIS
>>684651578
>>684645945
I really like these. they're so... innocent. was expecting a twist the whole time reading them
Keep it going i haven't laughed this hard in a long time
>>684645945
>>684651578
I haven't been touched this hard since I was at my uncle's house.
>>684649645
I laugh literally every time I read this one
>>684650530
Kek'd
>>684654073
Then let's dump some more, get ready to be touched differently every time my friend
>>684654532
We started with something really giving you hope for humanity again, now something just interesting. /b/ really hosts weird people.
worth the read, catfish man is jesus
>>684654858
And now for something different, get ready for the feels of your life. Next will pick you up don't worry
>>684645745
I laugh every time. Better than "I recognize that gay blowjob"
>>684655132
The funny stuff will come, but this is the also the best of /b/, another side of /b/
>>684655527
Sometime you see genius on /b/, and sometime you see this
>>684656252
Colling level >9000
>>684657564
lmao
>>684646162
More??
Bump for more
>>684655121
So should I read this from left to right and from up to down or should I read it like a book like left side from up to down and then right side because reading these is fucking annoying and make no sense fuck this
>>684654532
so did he fuck the niece or nah?
>>684663901
I sincerely don't fucking know. I remember reading this and saving it because it was funny as shit, but now I can't really tell...
>>684663901
i tried every possible way and it still doesnt make sense but is hilariously funny so fuck it
>>684664083
oh fuck, that first canadian response. lost my sides
>>684664770
Agreed, doesn't have to make sense
Any oldfags remember the Liliad? With Anon who did a 4 day long greentext about his lolita girlfriend in Europe and how he was pressured by his dad to be in buisness and possibly killed himself at the end?
>>684654532
i cant even read that shit
>>684665846
You'll be the judge of that (get it? because of the trial, judge!)
>>684666488
You mean you don't know how to read?
>>684666666
Hail satan pepe
>>684663383
awww
>>684667245
>mod taking bait
CAN'T BOG THE FROG
>>684655132
Took ages to read. Annoying. Nothing good or funny.
Liked your first post about the cancer girl thou. Still mad at you for wasting my time. Shit story
>>684644873
your welcome
>>684669502
My what?
This just happend
>>684665895
It was in South America.
>>684669599
your welcome
>>684647359
my god
>>684670577
>I read about fruit 2/3 hours a day
>>684649645
>Nigger do you think life is a fucking cartoon m8
>>684669502
my fucking god
>>684672174
w-what
>>684673069
My bad, here's part 1
>>684654532
Right in da feels.
>>684651578
I hate this guy. He can unironically sign off with the NERV motto and not be considered a fag. Meanwhile my own wife thinks everything from EVA is faggy and never lets me live my love of the ahow down.
>>684669502
oh my
>>684669502
Almost at 100K dude, keep it up
Don't stop searching for another song you like so you can alternate
>>684669502
that must be a fake
>>684670017
FUCK, I forgot about this
Kek'd hard
>>684669502
NONONONO
>>684674557
with cheat engine you can fake it. IZ PZ
>>684644873
>>684644961
>>684645148
>>684645745
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>>684648523
It nearly feels like you posted these from a folder called "unoriginal and overused threads"
>>684669502
Dear God anon.
>>684675637
>*vuvuzela sound*
Oh god my sides
>>684669502
You are beyond help. Godspeed, anon.
>>684674557
its from 2015
>>684673069
Holy shit, I had no idea there was a second part.
Thanks, anon-kun.
>>684651578
The feels man. There's still hope in this world.
>>684672174
>best of /b/
>shows pol
fag
>>684678101
OP said best of 4chan.
>>684678101
Read the original post again.
>>684649645
>NIGGER YOU WHAT
always fucking laugh at that one
>>684661186
This nigga looks like my friend gabriel
Quads Check Em
quiads
>>684649042
I got diamond reading this
>>684649645
Kek
>>684648654
Why the fuck is the officer in mlp tho
>>684669502
holy shit
>>684664145
Goddamn it anon. Why do u have to be such a buzzkill ? I know it's not 9gag but dem feels are rare. Let us have this moment
>>684654532
I love this. Anon gets a warm heart
>>684679677
FUCKOFF GLORIA
fucking ahmed is the best holy shit
>>684655132
FUCKING
I'M NOT GONNA CRY DAMN IT
>>684684842
Hard not to want to just beat the stepmother to a pulp right?
>>684655041
T
H
I
S
>>684644719
What language is the name "Dongus" from?
Also, is Dongus' last name "Longus"?
>>684669502
Holy shit.
>>684681321
how
>>684655132
I hope the stepmother dies slowly and painfully. Goddamn.... that's one of the saddest stories I've read....
>>684678101
>doesnt read post
>comments cancer, doesnt contribute
>becomes best of /b/
>>684644719
I have a greentext to you
>be me
>smoking in my recess
>I see this chick at the park, playing around with what it seems her brother
>Call her out for some reason, ask her if she does have fire
>she goes ''nope''
>Like the good chit chat that I am, I get some laughs from her while we talk
>younger brother is tired, and wants to sleep
>she tells me that she would drop him at her mom's home
>offer them a ride
>she accepts
>Take wrong turns, she didn't noticed
>brother finally gets sleep in the back seat
>we stop in an alley, I grab her leg and she knows I am not stoping there
>we made out, I start taking my clothes out
>she stops me and says ''wait, please be careful, I am a virgin''
>yeah, sure, and I was born yesterday
>''don't worry I will treat you well'
>we start fucking
>holy shit she was not kidding
>theres blood on my penis
>theres blood everywhere
>pretend to not to be scared, so we continue as nothing
>put my hand on her mouth so she doesn't wake her brother up.
>nut inside
>she gets tired too
>drove both to their home
>I dont mind skipping job, I got laid.
>she cant barely walk to the door with her brother in her arms
>I leave as soon as she walks towards the door, I already have her phone number so I don't give anymore fucks.
>Thinking to myself if I did the right thing, or maybe I should have waited until she tunrs 13yo.
Nothing.
>>684687368
I... I heard the vocaroo
vocaroo.com/i/s1JhaHtDZpSf
>>684647359
this is worse than gore, imagine living the life... :(
>>684668942
Holy shit.
>>684649645
never gets old
>>684655132
that's like one of few stories that made me feel.
i dont care if it's true or not. this shit is not ok
>>684689597
life?
>>684690141
pissing the same color as rum you need a doctor
>>684665895
>lolita
Fucking dumbest thing ever.
>>684651578
This gave me a happy fuzzy feeling
>>684669502
i love you
