ruin a first date in 3 words.
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ruin a first date in 3 words.
>>684641179
I vote trump
>>684641179
I use 4chan.
I'm your father
>>684641179
I like traps.
>>684641260
fuck off you tiny dicked little shit. as if you ever had a shot
good evening, m'lady
>>684641179
you do anal?
i like anime
>>684641179
"You watch MLP?"
I play RuneScape
>>684641535
I'm a clopper.
>>684641179
That webM on OP's post is fappable AF, and I need sauce.
I hace AIDS.
>>684641580
Osrs is comfy as f doe.
i'm a republican
>>684641179
"I love you"
>>684641179
5'7 is average
NIGGER ALCATRAZ PANZERKRAUFWAGEN
>>684641675
I am pro-life.
>>684641179
Fucking useless cunt
I'm really gay
>>684641694
Classic Smosby
>>684641179
i respect you
>>684641697
Body height..?
>>684641640
Nevermind, I found it:
https://porno-cafe.net/video9168179/sexy_step_mom_samantha_catches_daughter_having_sex
I'm a feminist.
>>684641179
I am euphoric
oh shit waddup
>>684641179
Im your father
>>684641179
I love lolis.
>>684641535
You're supposed to ruin the date, not get laid.
>>684641885
420 Blazing it!
>>684641179
jews did 9/11
kek or zozzle?
>>684641179
I do cosplay
>>684641492
Beat me to it!
it's dat boi!
>>684641312
that would probably make her day
Hi, I'm Dave!
>>684641995
9/11 jokes gets you laid with millenials.
you gained weight?
8 inches enough?
>>684641179
"Your sisters hot."
Cosby's my idol.
I post yiff
Ex called me...
Who are you?
>>684642102
most researchers and commentators use birth years ranging from the early 1980s to around 2000. -wiki
Now why would someone at the age of 21 when 9/11 happend and 36 today be getting laid with someone who makes these jokes?
>>684641425
Not three words
>>684641179
I shat
>>684642234
Kys
Hi, I'm OP
I'm a vegan. Actually did happen to me.
I'm your father
>>684641942
You're a faggot
>>684642372
I bet.
let's be friends
Pull my finger
XD
You look fat.
>>684641888
Checked
>>684642553
so funny rofl xDDDDLOOOLOSDXDXDXxdrofllmfAOxDD
I fuck kids...
>>684641179
OH SHI WADDUP
>>684642553
Are you retarded?
Forgot my wallet
>>684642311
It is generally misappropiated to people who were born in the year 2000+
>>684641179
I'm an engineer
>>684641179
do you gangbang?
Smell that, bitch
>>684641179
I love you
I have urinary incontinence
>>684642570
fuk who dis
>>684641179
I bum toddlers
>>684641301
kek
>>684641439
you forgot *tips fedora*
>>684642102
>getting mad over jokes on 4chan
You must be new here
>>684641179
I love you
>>684642887
You like Undertale?
>>684641179
I was OP
Oh shit waddup
>>684642570
name pls
>>684642967
Who said I was mad?
>>684641640
http://sexix.net/video1440-samantha-ryan-and-jenna-j-ross-mom-teaches-step-daughter-how-to-fuck-a-big-dick-hd-720p/
Here is the full version if you need it :D
Please love me
>>684641179
I'm the scatman
I have trouble counting
>>684643095
kek
I have gas.
>>684642019
The other day I was walking down the street in Sweden, I noticed a car's licence plate said "fag 101" I chuckled, the next car said "kek 069".
My sides of stuvadpotatis with grädde
>>684641179
I has penis
>>684642967
You probably meant this guy
>>684642311
>>684643003
Here come datboi
Die cis scum
>>684641179
Sauce me pls
Oh, and "Sauce me, please."
So how much?
>>684643291
Kek
>>684641179
I love you
>>684643333
Nice quads bruh
Smoke weed everyday
>>684641179
What's that smell
Jesus your fat
Sharpie in pooper
>>684641179
Favorite mlp character?
>>684641179
Sick 'em bitch!
"Jihad! Allahu Akbar!"
>>684641301
implying normie bitches knows wut 4chin is
Tits or GTFO
I know a very weird one
>"first of all"
Even if i used that for compliments, girls kind of hate this.
>>684641179
world of warcraft
You look fine
>>684642341
Kek
what do you do whit your life anon?
>play videogames everyday
basically my history whit girls
Lick my hemorrhoids
>>684641179
Here's our coupon
>>684641179
Lets have sex
>>684643525
You even human?
مرحبا اسمي ستيف
>>684641179
I am alpha
Winter is coming.
>>684641179
do you vape?
>>684642341
nice comeback
Smell my finger
>>684643548
Could be a disguised trap that is a sjw from tumblr.. The world may never know.
Actually am Dolan
>>684641179
YOUR CUNT STINKS.
I have aids
>>684642080
holy shit
I poop now.
>>684641179
bring your wallet?
DASSA HUGE BITCH
>>684644060
We fuck now.
Hi, I am...
I never get any further than this point, so I don't know what else to put
>>684644078
Thoughts on ex?
I'm robbing you
Bark! Bark bark!
>>684641179
HODOR! HODOR! HODOR!
>>684641761
that's 4 dumb ass
bitch, you payin
nothing to say
>>684641888
trips chkd
Fuck... you'll do
>>684644222
trips checked
>>684641888
>>684641179
Im a rapist
>>684644222
>trips for trips
>>684644222
Double checked.
I've been neutered
>>684641179
Dinner at Arby's
>>684642570
SAUCE
I use 4chan
>>684644325
Now kiss.
>>684644385
Already been said
the old lickaroo
>>684641179
"I kiss kids"
>>684644181
>I'm
>really
>gay
wut
>>684641179
i have aids
Check my dubs
Taco taco taco
You a trap?
I have aids
You're a twat.
>>684644533
Checked
You have penis?
Hans shot first
>>684641179
I'm a feminist.
>>684644533
>Witnessed
Just fuck off
>>684641179
How to ruin a date in 0 words.
>Be Black.
>>684641179
Ever consider porn?
>>684644639
Just fuck me*
Dont tell mom
Joe tributeAni from "Friends" tone "How youuu Doin?;)
I am erect.
>>684644533
Checked mate
>>684644384
could be this
http://www.nuvid com/video/2244072/milking-machine-and-busty-blonde
Wake me up!
>>684644694
No... Just fuck off...
Seriously. Fuck off
Hi, I'm OP
>>684644846
No. Fuck you, I incest.
>>684641179
"Mom's joining us"
>>684644872
I hear your a faggot
>>684644913
You incest? To each their own I guess...
>>684641179
under six foot
>>684645027
Everyone here incests.
>>684645118
>>684645027
Incest you leave.
"I just sharted"
Im jehovahs witness
>>684645118
I can incest..
>>684641179
Facebook selfie time!
"I Roll Singles"
Cuck me please!
"I'm a Belieber"
>>684645272
Oni-chan pls.
Notice me senpai!
>>684641179
That's a nice pair of titties
"My asshole itches"
Nice tits anon
ever do anal?
You smell nice
Loving dat ass
You into necrophilia?
>>684641722
kraufwagen?
>>684641179
welcome m'lady
>>684645589
That doesn't really ruin it, unless it is entirely out of conext, cuz usually girls tend to use perfume for that purpose.
I eat meat.
Not one drop.
It's dat boi!!!
Fap to Nugget
>>684645589
Now saying something like "Sniff, Sniff... Nice." That will ruin it.
>>684641179
like feminine penis
>>684645779
Again.. Doesn't ruin it.
Do a flip!
>>684645849
Drop a fork and say it while you're under the table.
>>684641179
this is mommy!
>>684641179
You do anal?
I am pregnat
Git gud scrub!
>>684646034
I own children
You part nigger?
"I collect urine"
i love you
>>684646003
Ehh too specific, I mean she probably wouldn't me able to hear it, oh well gg.
I am gaia
want sum fuk?
I like lesbians.
>>684641179
feet stink. hers.
>>684641179
Do you swallow?
>>684641722
Panzerkampfwagen*
Cheapest date ever... (Whinning as she pays)
>>684646386
Have gag reflexes?
>>684641179
Where's your daughter?
When is anal?
>>684646017
/thread
>>684646558
She arouses me.
>>684641179
'Im a virgin'
>>684641179
'Feel the bern'
>>684641492
True, I never date girls that do anal. Gross!
"Let's read scripture!"
>>684641179
I'm from America
>>684646749
In the Quaran.
"I have herpes."
>>684641179
left my wallet
>>684641179
Holocaust isn't real
>>684646744
Don't be surprised when your bitch cheats on you because you don't do anal. Cuck
>>684642372
Good, you deserved it
>>684645824
O shit waddup
gimme blue waffles
>>684641722
>>684641888
>>684642055
>>684642266
>>684642877
>>684642966
>>684643333
>>684643366
>>684644222
>>684644299
>>684644533
>>684644633
>>684644700
>>684645344
>>684645900
>>684646400
>>684646744
OH MY GETSSSS!!!
STOP ALL OF THESE GETS!!!
THIS THREAD CANT HANDLE ANYMORRRR
Black Lives Matter
>>684641179
You´re a nigger?
Im a nigger.
>>684641179
Steel beams melt
suck me. now.
>>684647335
>>684647354
you two should party.
>>684641179
I'm a faplordigan
Help me jizz
love me lots
have a pickle
eat me raw
slap my ass
tickle my clavicle
ham my sandwich
dance with him
>>684641179
i kiss buttholes
>>684641179
Jesus told me...
>>684641179
Holocaust doesn't exist
Swipe the bill? ^^
>>684641179
Jew's are great
Mother knows best.
>>684641179
I'm a furry
>>684648113
In my dungeon
>>684641179
Link to vid?
>>684641179
Pedophiles are misunderstood
>>684641179
You're a bellend.
>>684641179
Traps are men.
>>684647976
Mother Daughter Threesome
Chris Hansen greets you:
"Have a seat"
>>684648188
I'm a youtuber.
THIS IS SPARTA
>>684641179
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links!
>Enjoy!
I dont't have AIDS
>>684648265
Topkek
>>684641179
My warts itch...
>>684641260
/thread
>>684641515
Yea I don't drop that till like a month in. Then they typically love watching some with me
>feelsgudbro
>>684641942
Delicious b8
>>684641942
>>684641179
WE WUZ KAINGZ
>>684648499
Really? You can't count to 3?
>>684641179
I love vaping
Men are superior
>>684648608
That no one fell for..?
>>684648649
Nvm..
>>684642429
Sigh...
>Triple facepalm.
tits or gtfo
>>684643932
Then you'd be doing yourself a favour
