what is the most amount of porn you've had on you're
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what is the most amount of porn you've had on you're computer in Gigabites.
All of it.
>>684639867
25GB in pictures, no vids
>>684639999
quads don't lie
>>684639867
174
>>684639867
500GB currently, 400 of which are vids. I do quite need a new HDD
0GB
I stream it because I'm not a sandnigger with a 1mbps connection.
>>684639867
>current year
>storing pr0n on local drive
kek
>>684639867
I created a 50 gig encrypted partition.
Have yet to reach it's limit.
>>684641738
>2016
>not getting that porn gets deleted all the time
>>684639867
I'm pretty sure I have 1 terabyte inbetween 2 computers and cellphone
>>684641738
I stream it, then I download it if it's any good. Years of regretting not saving the really great ones while I still could finally made me catch on.
>>684639867
>2016
>measuring your porn collection in gb instead of tb
do you even fap, bro?
>>684641738
>>684642226
>also not getting that you just can't stream lots of the good stuff
>>684642108
ARE YOU A HOST FOR PORNHUB OR SOMETHING?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
>>684639867
600PB. All horse.
>>684642419
>needs the "good stuff" to cum
>probably hates amateur porn
Careful now, your virgin is showing.
>>684639867
>2016
>not watching porn online
Name one reason downloading porn is better than watching online
>inb4 FullHD
the re are free FullHD porn sites, fuck off nigger
>>684642433
I like a little bit of variety
>>684642108
This scares me... As i have way more
49.2 MB
>>684642654
>little bit of variety
>2 Terabytes of porn
>little bit
>2 TERA-FUCKING-BYTES
>>684639867
>2016
>using porn
Like cigarettes for your sexuality. If one must masturbate, it's healthier to run purely on imagination.
disregard my plebian amount of porn
>>684642763
500gigs here, but I delete that shit pretty often. I can't help it. Sometimes I throw all the shit out of my house in a massive spring cleaning. I even throw away family heirlooms if they take up too much space.
I agree with you on this one, but hentai games/vis like you'd find on /h/, /t/ ( not so much either nowadays =l ) or nyaa.se can fill out half a terra in roughly 48 hours of scanning the web.
>>684642637
>the re are free FullHD porn sites, fuck off nigger
Name them
>>684642763
I'm not sure you fully comprehend just how much porn there is out there
>>684642566
That would be four times the entire collection of the library of congress in horse porn.
>>684643684
>implying pornsites are just a single server
Fucking faggot. Don't you realize that pornhub probably has 10,000 servers, each about 2TB in size? Or 1,000 at 20TB.
>>684643919
Did you just have a stroke? Or where you born this way?
>>684639867
>>684643715
kek?
>>684639999
>QUADS
>OH SHIT
>>684644096
Yeah I had a stroke. I had your mom stroke my cock, faggot.
You're speaking to a sysadmin of over 100 different servers. So I know what I'm talking about you dumb bitch.
>>684639867
not having a terabyte of porn... pleb.
>>684644321
Yeah of course you do. Explain to me how I implied porn sites are run off a single machine, please.
20YB of yiff
>>684639867
I have about 800gig of animal porn.
Not sure how much human porn.
>>684642637
if your internet connection might cut off u can always watch porn that way
Now.
It's 30,0 GB, 37 793 files (mostly photos) in 338 folders
0,5-0,7
I only save photos that i like a lot
>>684642637
>>684642637
you can post it to 4chan
>>684644622
We're all animals anon
>>684642637
I like some realy kinky shit and you dont find steams that often of my kind of porn so I download it. (no CP but hardcore BDSM)
>>684644482
You dumb motherfucker. Forgot what you said already? You said I underestimate how much porn is out there because I asked if that guy was a host for pornhub for having 2TB of porn, which is entirely plausible because pornhub will have many servers, and many of which probably are only 2TB in size... dumb motherfucker...
Also
>implying being sysadmin to over 100 servers is tough
Do you even know what a VPS is bro? I sell them to people you dumb nigger. Or do you just think VPS' are built into datacentres automatically?
>>684644987
>>684644987
You underestimate how much porn there is because you think 2TB is a lot, my salty little friend.
I have about 3.6 terabytes now, had more but I've deleted my entire collection in 2015
>>684645191
*clears throat*
>>684645328
well I have to add that there is alot of 4k porn included
>>684642108
what kind of porn you got - straight, gay, and transgender?
>>684645219
2TB is A LOT you fucking dumb bitch
2TB is 2000 GB, which is 2000000MB, which is 2000000000 KB, which is 16000000000000 bits. That's 16,000,000,000,000 1s and 0s. THAT'S 16 TRILLION ONES AND ZEROS YOU STUPID CUNT. IF THAT ISN'T A LOT OF ONES AND ZEROS THEN FUCK YOU.
I have a Macbook Air
-Sent from my iPhone
>>684639867
Before my 1tb drive died I had at least 500gb of bbw/jav/dancing bear/random brazzers/vintage euro films/softcore Cinemax stuff.
After it died, I found it kind of nice to only keep media files that I watched often enough to justify their presence. I'm on my phone at work now, but my current is prob between 30 and 60gb.
My next drive(s) purchase will put me at at least 2.5tb, so I'm sure to break my old rec.
>>684644616
Guten Abend
>>684645870
Hallo!
>>684645633
>measures in ones and zeros
i have all backroomcastingcouch that i cant find on regular stream
About 25gb, maybe more.
>>684645633
I wouldn't be surprised if Brazzers pump out 2TB a month, feel free to join us in the present with HD and UHD video
>>684645582
You name it buddy
>>684645994
Fuck off you stupid bitch.
System Architecture. Networking and Security. No one in this thread can touch me on that. But does anyone appreciate that? While you were busy minoring in gender studies and singing acapella at Sarah Lawerence, I was getting root access to NSA servers. I was a click away from starting a second Iranian revolution. I prevent cross site scripting, I monitor for DDoS attacks, emergency database rollbacks, and faulty transaction handlings. The internet, heard of it? Transfers half a petabyte of data a minute, do you have any idea how that happens? All of those YouPorn ones and zeros streaming directly to your shitty little smart phone day after day. Every dipshit who shits his pants if he can't get the new dubstep Skrillex remix in under 12 seconds. It's not magic, it's talent and sweat. People like me ensuring your packets get delivered unsniffed. So what do I do? I make sure that one bad config on one key component doesn't bankrupt the entire fucking company. That's what the fuck I do.
Too much to count.
DVD library of files before I realized it was a useless gesture.
Everything (barring the more obscure) I can find online within a 2 minute search.
Why should I store it when all you other bastards do it for me and update it regularly.
>I still have all the DVDs...I may just toss them one day or start mailing them to congress.
>>684641738
So you never find anything that would benefit from the framerate options in vlc (slow mo or high speed, including voices)? And vids you like never get deleted from streaming sites?
>>684646195
FBI pls
>>684646195
:o
>>684642108
This is reasonable. If you have the space, why not use it?
>>684646193
>No one in this thread can touch me on that
>was getting root access to NSA servers
Trying way to hard
>>684646195
I JUST FUCKING MISSED IT!
>>684646299
>>684646392
That didn't take long.
>>684646509
>falling for the bait
>never seen Silicon Valley
http://imgur.com/gallery/CQnb4r2
Faggot ;)
>>684646299
>>684646392
what was it?
>>684646185
>2TB a month
They probably have at least that much traffic in a day.
>>684646585
Son its best to steer clear of it.
>These threads are monitored by the gubermant.
>>684646185
unfortunately brazzers doesn't drop UHD yet
>>684646697
>>684646966
fug dude
>>684646966
404 inc
>>684647061
>>684646966
Girl in the middle is a cutie
>>684646934
This was a good thread until you came along
404 inbound
>>684642108
Never thought there was such a thing as too much until I saw this.
>>684647186
Stop pls
>>684646756
I mean in new content bro
>>684646847
Bangbros then? Regardless the point is the days of having 700mb per movie are long gone.
>>684647186
Moar Pl0x
>>684642685
Then how much do you have faggot nigger.
>>684646693
Shit I thought I remembered that "It's not magic, it's talent and sweat" quote
>>684647186
>>684647487
ffs
>>684647487
we're gonna need screen on that, m8
>>684647487
again
>>684647487
mods
>>684642419
Haven't seen much high rez stuff....have you streamed 4k? didn't think so at least not for free
>>684647677
He is a mod
53 gigs.
...images only.
>>684647435
haha, I totally trolled you!
>>684647487
30 GB all pics and gifs
how to convert to webm?
>>684647820
y tho
>>684642637
Yes but the bit rate is low....so still poor quality
>>684639867
If you were to factor in the cumulative data that has been cached in my browser over the span of my lifetime, probably terabytes. With the advent of 4k streaming, that is going to skyrocket
>>684643919
Pornhub has 10k servers, yea right. Maybe if they are running raspberry pi with 2 gig thumb drives attached to store files on.
>a sysadmin of over 100 servers
Those are called files not servers you dumb shit and having that many files on your computer doesn't make you a sysadmin.
>>684647891
That's because your shitty 10mbps connection can't handle UHD you dumb faggot
>>684648005
Who is the faggot now
>>684647924
>implying a VPS (Virtual Private Server) isn't a server
VPS. Clue's in the name, dipshit. And actually I'm only sysadmin to 5 :(
>>684646934
lol, is that guy still spamming this pic
>>684647699
Which is why you download site rips instead of streaming low quality stuff
>>684648158
Its a meme now
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/etxhdehcd9hui8l/AACDSoWhs3MEczPEXw40Rinka?dl=0
Ccvvvbbb
>>684648158
He is spamming it for like 3 days
>>684648109
You are.
http://www.speedtest.net/result/5330087981.png
>>684648159
Usenet probably has 10X more porn than all the streaming sites put together
>>684648270
its working for me
>>684648122
Everyone knows what a vps is dumb shit, no need to elaborate.
They are great for distributing bandwidth across different regions, etc. My point is that the implication that they all only house small amounts of files is incorrect. Would make no sense to do it that way.
But hey, you're all fellow sysadmins, you know this already.
>>684648404
Not likely
http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/5330095677
>>684648315
you sick fuck
>>684648486
The fuck is usenet
>>684648795
wtf dude... cp go away
>>684648795
>I will spam this pic everyday
(quoted because post will be deleted)
Why though?
>>684648923
You been living under a rock?
Usenet has been around longer than WWW
>>684639867
None i just stream that shit from time to time. Whats the point in downloading porn? Just curious.
>>684648320
more like a week
or two
>>684649023
no its not
I usually get up to 10-20GB worth, but then I delete the main folder because it makes me feel bad.
In a way it's cool because you get to start fresh again.
>>684649097
1980
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usenet
>>684649023
how do i get on the porn site of it
>>684648270
kek
>>684639867
>on you're computer
>you're
2 GB on pc, ~10 GB in cloud
>>684649279
sure are m8
>>684649279
dude why post the same pic
whats the point lol
your not proving you have cp your just proving you have 1 image which could even be considered artistic and not cp at all.
>>684649279
com'n be creative. Don't just copy/paste the other guy
>>684649279
man I wish you would use your superpower to spam something different
>>684649306
Spead the meme
404
>>684649687
>I'm FBI tracking everyone who saves it down and no one else is FBI
Nice try
>>684648404
You faggo....that was 100MB/s....that is faster than your speedtest....you do understand 100 MB/s is megabytes per second
>>684648315
>https://www.dropbox.com/sh/etxhdehcd9hui8l/AACDSoWhs3MEczPEXw40Rinka?dl=0
This account's links are generating too much traffic and have been temporarily disabled!
well shit.
>>684649957
It was full of dog on girl
>>684649957
Twas a list of webms of dogs fucking girls
>>684649907
It really isn't faster.
>>684639867
>you're computer
>you are computer
>WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN
>Copy that shit to an external
>>684639867
I at one time had almost 12tb of porn on my home server it just copied everything i saved for about 4 years
>>684646193
>trying so hard infinity ward wants to give him a job
