Waifu claiming thread
Learn to 4chan edition.
>Claim your waifu/Husbando
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over sexualized content
>Most important: Have fun!
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl
tomoko is a psychic
>>684619888
nice get
What the fuck happened /waifu/?
>>684619888
Mai is such a decent troll.
>Fubuki claimed
Morning everyone! Hope your doing good today/tonight!
>>684619888
Best girl, but I'm also claiming to spite the nigger that always claims her as a thread starter.
Better not delete this shit again. Punk ass nigga.
>>684620090
He's dead Jim.
>>684619940
I still want that hug </3
sachi claim
>>684620046
Morning Buky, I was gonna ask you how you are today but bread died~
>>684620164
>softly hugs
There you go anon, I'm not prinz or sacchi but Atleast I'm a ship girl.
>fubuki
>>684620164
1 (800) 273-8255
hang in there and stay safe, I love you <3
*hugs*
>>684620277
You're so nice ;^;
>>684620288
Is that the suicide hotline
Youbhave betrayed me </3
i claim ramsay bolton as husbando
You fucked up Syndra.
>this thread has been pruned or deleted
Burns suck
>>684620503
Doesn't count without a picture.
Is it bad I'm basically a closet weeb and I hide the fact I like anime from my gf? I used to talk shit on anime all the time until I actually gave a few shows a chance now... Now I don't know what's true anymore.
>>684620520
Source?
>>684620561
Has Ananas been resurrected?
>>684620593
It's okay, I love you.
And you have the most adorable waif <3
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>>684620594
Boku no Pico
>>684620593
People can change their minds, why not come out as full weeb?
>>684620520
again
>nice body
>loli
pick one
>>684620561
WHY WON'T YOU ACCEPT ME ;^;
I'LL OFFER FEET
>>684620712
Beautiful
>>684620421
I do it because I love you ;-;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L21uZPAeBk
>>684620706
Because I'd basically look like a huge hypocrite. I played along with the whole "lel anime is gay" joke and idk id feel weird admitting i like it to people >>684620662
Smooches 4 u
>>684620806
I wish that was true
I know you love others
I must die
</3
>>684620210
Oh alright, I was confused when the thread died but w/e.
I'm doing fine, just laying in bed and thinking about whether I go to sleep again or get up now. Thanks for asking, so what about you? :)
>>684620421
Ikr
>>684620520
Is cute ok too?
>>684620593
Just do what you think is the right thing to do. If you wanna hide it then hide it, if you can't take it to hide it then show it to the people that stand near to you. After that you could tell it to more and more people.
>>684620906
Gosh <3
>>684620925
I love everyone ;-; gotta keep up the good vibes ;-;
Sanic is my waifi
>>684621031
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>>684620957
I'm good, was drunk shitposting yesterday so had a hangover this morning, I'm fine now and went to buy groceries and more beer. What's today got in store for you?
Claimed
>>684620749
Because I've had my drama here.
Find me elsewhere and the situation may change. I'm Anonymous before I'm Tomokofag here.
>>684620656
Never left, Brat.
>>684621168
Nobody wants you here.
>>684621264
Where else can I find you ;^;
Later lemons, I'm gonna eat breakfast with milk
Stay safe and remember it's easier to smile than frown!
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I bet my waifu can beat up your waifu
>>684621335
>where else can I find you
>fucking best tomo
>heavy breathing
yes anon where
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>>684621569
Well done.
>>684621168
Hey akiko, how are you doing today?
>>684621164
Today's a holiday so I don't think that much will happen. I would shit post drunk too, but after some events in my past I don't drink alcohol anymore. :s
But anyways have fun maybe we see each other again then :)
>>684621432
Seeya later.
>>684621461
Maybe but I don't care because
>ship girls are best waifus
>>684621461
Only if she can use a sniper, otherwise any 2-eyed waifu can beat the shit out of her
yuno
>>684621704
Are you really this retarded
>>684621658
It was a decent try, I knew it wouldn't work to be honest.
>>684621677
what happened? Wanna talk about it?
I also just realised I got quads and noone check'd em :(
>>684619999
>>684620593
The only stigma around anime is produced by 14 year olds that don't like it because their cool friends says it sucks.
>>684621335
>>684621533
Hmm...
Back when I had my desktop you could summon me by making a triforce thread. I'd try and post the new solution with [alt+0129]. Some people even screencapped it and repost it.
Hmm, some of the feet threads here, some rule34 threads, just around.
I also lurk /a/ during new chapters and certain anime discussions.
>>684621747
nice tits
how much were they?
>>684621677
I'm lurking on mobile from the train. My mom was so happy with the present I got her she decided to pay for the fine I got, effectively giving me an extra 20 bucks to buy food. I don't have to worry about food this week. I was the only on of her three children to get her something. Feels good man but also a bit sad
Tatsuta claimed.
>>684619999
>>684621838
Checked. Just for you, Maki-chan.
>>684621968
Oh.
Oh well, I'm gonna go back to lurking.
>>684622097
Tatsie you have a cute waifu.
>>684620421
Hey anon, hang it there, it'll be ok
>>684622097
thanks tatsu~ <3
>>684622225
Itll be ok when im dead
>>684622207
I know.
>>684622245
Maki is love, after all. Just keep on singing and dancing~
>>684622139
Catch me anywhere else and I'm a little slut.
I keep it tame here because I respect the rules and community. And yes, we've been against lewd posting for the majority of the time here.
Anyone ERPing or lewdposting is more or less attention seeking.
>>684622423
I should talk to you more, hopefully in the near future.
>>684622409
Shush
>hug
I know how you feel, but it's not true, we both know it.
Ever since I started browsing this I fap once or twice a month, how can I restore my sexual drive????
>>684622495
I'm not asking you to not be tame, I just wanna talk to you.
Not sure about the other anon but you and I have chatted before.
>Kinda sad you think that's all I want
>My own fault anyone would think that
>Oh well
>>684619999
Checked for the sake of checking.
>>684621838
>Got 2 times 77 dubs in this thread and nobody checked them. ;w;
tl;dr
>drank too much at friends party
>wanted to sleep
>Rollercoaster.Jpeg
>I don't remember anything at this point, thats only what my friends told me
>puked like 6 times without anyone noticing at first
>went to friends mother to get my keys back
>drove home, it's like a way of 15 minutes with a bike
>didn't managed to open door at home
>puked another 3-4 times at home
>passed out in bed
Then something similar happened again and now I don't touch alcohol anymore :/
>>684622040
It sounds really sad for your mother not getting anything from your siblings, but Atleast you did the right thing and hearing what she gave to you she was proud.
>>684622423
thank you~ I've not seen Kancolle but your waifu is a top tier qt
>>684622409
Why are you sad
I like how everyone in this thread is so nice it's cringey
then there's me and Dio who hate everything
>>684622538
>>684622679
I think the fact that I have to come on 4chan and beg for attention is part of the problem.
I've tried talking to people irl and nothing helps. I don't do out of my way like this, I just talk to people, we talk about it, they leave me.
I'm desperate for some kind of validation here.
>>684622648
Well all you ever did was swoon.
>>684622665
Oh dear. That sucks, I've had many a night like that, but I've kinda become more resistant to alcohol so I never seem to be mega wasted/vomit anymore.
>>684622716
Doesn't syndra hate everyone too?
>>684622834
>All you evver did was swoon
As if I don't know this. Now I wish to actually talk to you and this is how it goes. But that's fine, I understand.
You don't need me nagging you I'm out.
>>684622907
>>684622907
>>684622907
I think Syndra just hates Yume
>>684622820
What exactly is the problem? See I'm kind of the same way except I just repress all bad shit happening lol and hope for the best. Most of the time it's 50/50 and shit I worried about a year earlier seem small today
>>684622820
Hey anon. YOU ARE valid, whatever people think or say, your feelings ARE valids and only you can change that. People will be there to support you. You'll be okay, if people IRL aren't there for you, you can maybe join /waifu/ and I'm sure you'll find good friends here.
just don't doubt your feelings 'cause of what other say.
Also don't feel bad for asking for attention. It's OK., we all did that at some point. As much as people say, it's not such a terrible thing.
>>684621747
gr8 b8 m8
>>684622630
That's a good question
Also why did the same happen to me?
>Akiko
>>684623001
So talk!
I'm not trying to push you away, we just haven't... Talked!
>>684622506
I'm currently not posting too much, but feel free to strike up a conversation whenever you see me, Anon. I usually lurk.
>>684622675
Too bad both Tatsuta and Tenryuu aren't in the anime as it currently is. Hoping for both of them to appear in the movie and the second season, whenever they will air.
Maki and Umi share #1 from µ's, but all girls are good in their own way.
Claimed
>>684623334
best waifu has been claimed
pack up guys threads over
>>684623333
Nice quads
my µ's tier list is
GOAT Tier- Maki
Great Tier- Honoka, Eli
Good Tier- the rest
Shit tier- Nico
The Emperor protects
>>684622898
The problem is that a good friend of mine let me try out weed for the first time not so long after that event and I kinda liked it more than alcohol, the effect and also the taste.
Only problem is that I live in Germany where weed is illegal.
>>684623023
Why does she hate yume if I may ask, kinda curios if anyone knows?
>>684622097
More ship girls! Hi tatsuta, how are you doing today?
>>684623655
Kek this was my captcha for this post.
>>684623264
I'm busy.
Just came out to say hello but I'm glad I learned how you felt, would have been nice to know sooner so I could have changed.
But whatever now I'll talk to you.. Sometime, maybe.
>>684623493
Who is she and where does she come from?
>>684623604
Shit. Cant tell if claim or statement.
You just divided bu zero.
>>684623568
That's cool. Weed illegal too here in UK my friend.
I'm personally anti-drug so haven't done weed or the like and probably never will, but I don't condemn those who do~~
How I feel about everything.
>>684623769
Whenever you are ready and I'm available.
Tho, near the middle/end of the months I'm a bit rarer. Data plan and whatnot.
>>684619999
>QUADS
>>684623770
Pico, Boku no Pico
>>684623552
I can see why people would find Nico annoying. What's your take on her and Maki's relationship? I find it a little cute, but sometimes a little forced.
>>684623568
Heyo Fubuki. I've seen you around but we have never had the pleasure to talk if I recall correctly. I'm doing alright considering everything that's going on in my life right now. How is life treating you and what are you currently up to?
>>684623860
lil pussy bitch
>>684623850
I tried weed a few times
It's at least somewhat overrated
I wasn't too impressed, it just made me experience vertigo but everyone has a different reaction to it. I probably won't do it again but I see some people getting a really nice high from it so why not let them have it?
>>684623333
>QUADS
>>684624161
That's me.
And that is the reason I want to die.
I'm just a pussy bitch that only ever weighs down the people around me because I cannot control my own feelings and such.
>>684624300
Rules, you dumb cunt
>>684624266
Well in Murrica the biggest reason it was made illegal were textile and fucking PAPER manufacturers running smear campaigns, claiming Marijuana brings in crime and illegal immigrants.
>>684624146
>>684624300
nice pics
>>684624159
as you say, forced, and of the 'natural' or 'canon' pairings I see it to be the least likely. I also don't like the annoying little shit touching my Maki
>>684624266
That's exactly my view, why deny someone something they enjoy, as long as they don't force me to try it I'm content.
>>684624402
That isn't even his waifu.
He claims that whore just to post with us, that is why he has no issue with posting lewd images.
Does anyone know a good game to release anger
>>684624356
lmao grow up dude
i was like you
a little boy, selfish and egomaniac, and because of that I managed to broke up with 3 cool girls and after that, when I had the chance to have a girlfriend which would accept me as I am, even if I was a drama king, I didn't accept "us".
i grew up now i don't care anymore
i hope i fucking die
>>684623850
Well I understand your position and no problem with that. I just tried it and it's not even as bad as alcohol if you do too much.
The thing I don't understand is the people that are anti drug, but drink alcohol what is also a drug..
Also blabla alcohol is bad weed is much healthier w/e I'm actually thinking about getting drunk right now and I'm still laying in bed >.<
>>684624159
We never talked before you're right. Life is going very easy with me in the past couple of months thanks for asking. Also I'm thinking about standing up now, what about you?
>>684624452
They wanted to make alcohol illegal, pretty much failed with that and then made weed illegal. Some time later it got illegal in most of the world.
>>684624452
>tfw the war on drugs has cost more money and ruined more lives than actual drugs
I feel for you amerifag tomoko but I heard some states are starting to see the light
>>684624840
Any shooter
>>684624840
Personally I like fighting games and putting the computer on "Retard Baby" difficulty
>>684624840
Nuclear Throne.
>>684624854
>lmao grow up dude
>i was like you
That really gave me a good laugh.
>>684624840
The new doom is pretty violent and meant for that I guess ? It's alright nothing too spectacular
>>684624954
They just tilt me more
>>684624955
Good idea, why not
>>684624970
Top kek
>>684622716
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>>684624840
Runescape. Just run around calling people noobs.
>>684624402
I can't control myself over tripps or better
>>684624528
Yeah i only claimed her to talk with you cunts. Is that an issue? Why do you guys have a problem with posting lewds anyways?
You are the only one who gets pissy when I drop a lewd anyways. What's tje reason for that?
>>684625079
You're spectacular <3
>>684624909
It's more like I'll play to the law rather than it being bad for me, I sometimes have cigarettes too but only like once every couple of months
>>684624909
In Murrica they DID make alcohol illegal. They saw their mistake with the rise of organized crime and amended the constitution AGAIN.
Thanks to prohibition we have NASCAR tho.
>>684625032
Glad to help, anon.
I'm here for you.
Megumin claimed~
>laying on the bed edition
>>684624471
UmixKotori might as well be UmixMaki if you ask me. And Nico better keep her fingers to herself, then. #KeepMakiPure
>>684624909
Good to hear. Positive news are like rays of sunshine penetrating these heavy clouds of rain that make up my horizon for as long as my eyes can see.
I've just finished writing my speech and I am thinking about whether or not I need sleep sooner or later.
>>684624840
Personally couldn't give a fuck about lewds since you obviously don't take it seriously, but the reason people get pissed is because it's seen as disrespectful towards your waifu by most
>>684625224
How about we just have some gay intercourse after swallowing some poison.
>>684625313
That big beautiful eye continues to draw me in <3
>>684625365
Sure, I won't mind that
>>684625343
I think you're talking to the wrong person bro :(
Drugs have ruined my entire family's life and I hope they are never legalized.
Fuck Mexicans.
>>684625293
I only really think Kotori is for Honoka, so I can see your Umi idea. My Maki is always pure, although I accidentally posted one of my lewds when I was drunk yesterday~
>>684625284
hey megumin! how are you friend? <3
>>684625365
I always fucked girls, but when I look at cute bois my doki doki goes crazy.
>>684625412
She's sensitive about her eye
>>684625343
And I fucked up my reply again, gotta love this mobile 4chin app
>Akiko
>>684625129
>parades his "waifu" around like a slut
>probably a cuckold based on this behavior
>makes light of waifuism
I mean, if you want to treat your waifu like shit I can't stop you, but don't subject us to your domestic abuse and exhibitionisms.
>>684624146
Dubs.
>>684624300
>>684625494
what a faggot
people have free will
if they choose to do drugs, is their choice
>>684625184
I know that's why I said they pretty much failed. I needed to take an "anti drug" course where they showed us a movie why weed got illegal and the main reason was murica.. "^^
>>684625183
Should do the same thing, I got problems with the law once because of it.
>>684625293
What kind of speech are you talking about if I may ask? Also why are you so negative if I may ask? There must be a reason to it right?
>if dubs get your beauty sleep
>>684625514
Maki~ I'm fine thanks for asking~!
How's your hangover?
>>684625493
I realized
This app makes it really easy to fuck up since it randomly seems to switch between the post you last viewed and the one you want to respond to
>Akiko
>>684625667
My parents aren't the ones on drugs you retard.
>>684625565
It's so cute~
>>684625580
Clover, the future for all android users
>fubuki
>>684625667
Awareness and self-control > laws.
>>684625433
>>684625554
I'm not the cutest boi but we're gonna die anyway fuck it right?
>>684625700
Ouch. Although this year I got a chance to deal weed to make a bit of extra cash but I turned it down and pussied out.
>>684625745
it was a bit bad before, but I was fine within a few hours~ Went to the store as well to get some food and came back with more beer
>Man, I wonder what happens if I smoke 20 pounds of crystal meth everyday for the 20 years.
>>684624528
>implying any of us do
>>684624840
I play Warframe, just cut through a thousand guys with a massive sword
>>684625848
I didn't said shit about your family you fucking twat
I said people have free will
not your parents
>>684625998
*next 20 years
All druggies should be detained and shot
>>684625998
Do it.
>>684625936
Dude.. I want you to be whatever you are.
I'm accepting you.
>>684625998
You go fucking broke lol.
20 pounds of meth isn't exactly cheap, Hal.
>>684626074
fuck off faggot
My dog is a pothead and he's really cool
Mom~!!!!!!!
>>684625593
You're calling ne a cuck but you're showing signs of sexual frustration.
Makes light of waifu? Sorry. I'll be a miserable piece of shit like you
>>684626094
Best parent, respecting the decision of his son.
>>684626074
You should shoot yourself for the pills and medicine you took in your life.
>>684625514
The original three girls are an interesting bunch. People seem to pair them one way, only to change another day. Personally, I simply pair them according to my taste and then leave it at that.
I think I missed that lewd, as I wasn't lurking then. Been working more or less all day, trying to get things done before my deadlines. Be sure to be more careful in the future, as accidentally posting lewds aren't preferable, no?
>>684625700
It's a speech revolving around the analysis of another speech. Arguing for its thesis on a meta-level. And I'm just negative and sad because of how much work I have to do these final few weeks before the first of June. I'm sure I committed hyperbole in my last reply.
>Not sleeping yet. Probably in an hour.
>If post is successful, Fubuki confirmed a qt.
>>684626137
Bro I...
>>684625967
That's great to hear!
>came back with more beer
The only way to cure a hangover is to drink more, amarite? Don't drink too much friend~
Late claim but fuck it. Sup all
>>684626360
You..?
>>684626022
What I am trying to say is that the stupid choices of other people outside of my parents control has ruined there lives.
>>684626094
Is this how you treat your daughter?
>>684626310
You're a bigger cuck than Stocking.
>>684626014
I have issue posting lewds here.
This may be a NSFW board, but that doesn't mean we have to post NSFW material. And a break from all the trap/cock rate//soc/ tier threads I really, really nice.
>>684626014
>wew lad that image
>>684626349
Well it ruined her purity. A little.
>>684626422
I think I'm becoming an alcoholic but my bank account will stop me in my tracks soon
>>684626424
Waddup Shinoa
>>684626424
I'm here
What's up Smuggles?
>Akiko
>>684626310
there's a total of like five people who aren't sulking cunts here
>>684625967
>drinking that piss
beer is the worst shit in the world
drink something with more alchol you punk ass pussy
>>684626530
Ik. I can hear my fiancée fucking some giy. Boiii I hope they're recording it
>>684626471
I love you bro.
Full homo.
>>684626622
I know that feeling friend...
>>684626530
Do you want me to suport you in your decisions or no?
>>684626730
No one cares about that though.
Claimed.
>>684626685
Naw. I wouldn't say that. Just tomako the tomato and sometimes others have their moments. But not all but 5
>>684626685
Reality is subjective.
Stop being so judgemental.
Your opinion is irrelevant.
Also, I'm the smartest guy in here prolly.
>>684626723
Damn son, you got me
>anonymously
>>684626821
Had to use my university money tho and not my 'savings'
>I'm poor soon
>>684625967
Well I would do the same thing, even if I didn't had problems with the law already. Dealing is just, well, too dangerous?
>>684626349
Well I have some projects that I would need to work on too, also I was ill for some weeks so I need to learn 1-2 topics in every subject by myself, if I wasn't used to it I would be kinda frustrated I think.
But I understand you, if I got too much work it just gets over my head and the whole "life" thing feels pretty much like shit.
Hope your doing better after the deadlines.
>>684626424
Hello shinoa. How are you doing today?
>>684626764
Me too anon.
I love you too
I wish I would cuddle with you.
>>684626424
Smug Queen Shinoa.
>>684626622
Well-chosen image. It says it all, I believe.
>You've got to protect her tsun in order to get her dere.
Well I have yo go now. I really do not have alot of spare time. Trying to see all my old friends and cousins that I never seen in 4 year within a time limit I'm ot even sure of.
>>684627104
Take your time.
>>684627111
S-Sauce?
>>684626979
That is a nice pic.
>>684627238
B-Boku no Pico
>Learn to 4chan edition.
Funny, considering this is as cancerous as it gets.
>>684626547
and here's me reading that
and caring
>>684626622
>wew lad them dub dubs
>>684626926
eh your probably right, but it has been one large
"I'm the most miserable" circlejerk before
>>684626937
Some decades back, through the Rocky Horror Picture Show shadow cast in my area, I knew this tiny little cute blonde thing in her 20s called, God's mercy on us all, Bubbles. Cute, cheerful, but unattractive to me because she was dumb as a post, thick as a brick all the way through from one ear to the other.
After a year or two, a bunch of us are at a party and I'm drunk enough to forget my audience and I make an incredibly obscure literary pun, one you'd only get if you read classic science fiction, was familiar with German renaissance fairy tales, and knew at least two programming languages. (No, don't ask; I've long since forgotten the joke. Or was it 19th century French literature? I really do forget.)
Bubbles was the only one that laughed. And when she caught me catching her laughing, she looked mortified and ran out on to the balcony.
A few minutes later, I made an excuse to join her. She was smoking, and shaking like a leaf, and she turned to me, and in a voice entirely unlike her normal voice hissed, "If you tell even one person that I'm smart, I will cut you."
I was angry enough about being deceived that I stayed out there until she calmed down, and then before I would promise, I made her explain it to me. And she told me that life sucks when you're short and cute; that the only thing that made it safe for her, let alone tolerable, was if nobody felt threatened by her. She said that she needed to be under-estimated, as a personal safety issue.
I agreed to keep her secret. But I still don't know, after all these years, even after all that my consciousness has been raised about women's personal safety issues, how I feel about it.
>reality is subjective
no, it's not
>>68462662
Woke up and laying in bed currently. Civil Warand jungle book are great movies. What's up? Been getting drunk again? Lol
>>684626680
>smuggles
I like. Woke up and staying in bed till I feel like doing something else like eating or taking doggos out. How's the game coming along?
>>684627080
Hello tenten. What's up?
>>684627104
Take it easy mang
>>684627282
10/10 pic.
>>684626979
>>684627018
Best of luck learning and studying on your own. Good to hear that you've got experience, as studying without any clear plan is torture if you ask me.
>if I got too much work it just gets over my head and the whole "life" thing feels pretty much like shit.
That's pretty much what happened to me. But don't worry, I'll get through it eventually. Things should clear up as summer break starts.
What are you studying?
>>684627440
>Tenten
Wrong sister. Tatsuta here. I'm just listening to music and looking over my finished speech. What's happening in Smugland?
>>684627018
Feeling rested. How are you? Ever seen civil war or jungle book?
>>684626979
I was already a poorfag when I went to college
Drinking didn't help but made everything better~
>>684627440
Oh snap, Shinoa-bro is here~
How are you~?
>>684627018
The guy who asked me is one of the few guys I know in the city. I'd be okay I think, but I still completely flapped it
>>684627080
one of my favourite Maki images. I have about 500~ sorted with another 700 unsorted but I always come back to that one
>>684627282
Thanks Tats. Maki's musical side is what I appreciate the most, so all the instrument pictures are special.
>>684627435
wews all around
>>684627440
Nah more chill today, cutting the edge with some relaxing juice
>>684627558
The hero I need
>fuggin saved
>>684627696
makes life better all together~
>>684627435
Slut.
>>684627402
What? /b/?
I'll have to agree.
>>684627446
That's a nice one as well. A little too dark for my tastes though.
Got anything less dark and obscured?
>>684627558
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>684627435
speaking of "I'm the most miserable"
>>684627373
Pls don't meme me ;_;
>>684627817
The best medicine for the souls~
>>684627935
Where have you been all my life?
Will I ever see you again after this thread??
I'm happy amd sad all at the same time.
>>684627851
Most stuff with her is obscure in some way, what about this one?
>>684628037
I want to do explosive things with Megumin.
>>684628182
Slut.
>>684628037
The ten bottles on my desk agree
>Maki
>>684626014
>>684627435
Damn thats a nice picture tho
Is Warframe really fun?
Still, lets keep /waifu/ sfw. Add me on steam and send me the lewds there
>D.Va
>>684628237
I bet this is coming from a cuck who posts lewd images of their waifu.
>>684628321
It's coming from an anon that noticed the fucking hypocrite
>>684628182
Better bring some C4 then
>Megumin
>>684628311
>Is Warframe really fun?
Ninjas with guns in space.
Nuff said.
>>684627585
I'm sorry. Relaxing I'm bed cause dogs woke me up lmao
>>684627696
Sup megumin I'm doing well my man. You?
>>684627817
Mmmm orange juice
>>684627855
I'm not ready for the feels akiko
>shinoa bro
>>684628408
What? You don't like fireworks and blowing shit up?
Doing that with a cute girl would probably be the most fun thing ever.
>>684628145
I love it, I appreciate the little things in this one.
https://a.pomf.cat/bwcddn.jpg
>>684628246
The collection of emptied bottles of whisky I had agrees
>>684628446
The radio woke me up, so I'm feeling a bit tired
>Megumin
>>684628311
Warframe is really fun, but you have to put a bit of time or money into it, and you need to use the wiki
>>684628321
>calls us cucks
>actually treats a drawing as if they're his wife
holy shit
>>684628591
Do your homework and bake a thread
>>684628635
Eeeeeh. I already did that with Payday 2 and I'm not proud of it at all.
>>684628591
The contrast between the colors is awesome.
http://i.imgur.com/sjwYu9r.jpg
>>684628769
well warframe is a free game, unlike payday
forgot to mention
>It was kurumi
>this is too
>>684628635
Cuck is a pretty good buzzword to piss people off.
Used correctly it triggers people to defend their sexual urges, used incorrectly it triggers people to defend cuckoldry.
Either way, calling someone a cuck usually works at getting people perturbed. Ne?
