loli/shota thread
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loli/shota thread
>>684569684
bipity
daughter mother?
kek
>>684570116
anything you want with a loli or shota post it
>>684569945
Hi there, new to loli, have some questions.
Is that girl magic in some way? And should i know who that person is based on his strange hands and penis?
>>684569684
LeftU time?
LeftU time.
>>684570659
is based on a game anon.
>tfw get molested by single mom and her boyfriends over a few years
>Like shota now, think it might be related
>Not really into mom stuff or lolis or yaoi though
>might just be a faggot regardless.
>>684570734
>>684570805
>tmw Frisk has no confirmed gender
At this point, who even gives a shit?
>>684571451
>it's moving, sir, do we shoot again?
>>684571641
when we post on 4chan or other sites, are we turning our thoughts into commodities (products that have money value)? to be monetized by the site?
>>684570849
traps?
Where is the shota boys?
>>684572065
Personal fave
>>684572145
Hollaaa~
So I posted pics of myself in the last thread but here's some loli
I also remember when I was 11 I was trying to console my 10yr old step-brother who was getting called a fag at school. He didn't want to hear what I had to say and lunged at me, strangling me on the floor. I got turned on but laughed to keep him from getting any kind of satisfaction out of it (he was one of those animal torturers so I figured it wasn't a stretch.) He was freaked out that I wasn't afraid and let go after slamming my head against the floor.
Any questions/stories about family or later doms?
hj
where the female pedos at?
>>684572308
Well hello there :3
>>684572625
;)
>>684572415
love the tan lines
>>684572853
>>684572774
None of the above, it's a Shota thread, but you'll post shit anyway :D
>>684572774
>>684573021
>>684572774
is a loli vs shota thread
>>684572731
Wish I had something like this when I was a kid
>>684573198
It's cancer and needs a containment board
>>684571984
No, this is only worthwhile to future historians who wonder where society went wrong. By analyzing our posts they can figure out how to stop it from happening again.
Which is better? Shota or Loli?
>>684573395
>>684573401
I only ever got with one boy at a time, never that many :(
>>684570448
You mentioned enemas - ever tried or thought about doing enemas with alcohol? They are pretty dangerous because over intoxication kills and it's easy to overdose a sub with such an enema, but can be a lot of fun if the sub likes losing control.
Also, any thoughts on anal pumping (or pumping in general)? Discovered anal pumping myself not too long ago and now really want to do that to my wife.
Tell us about the time you lost your anal virginity and what are the biggest things you've had in your holes.
mmm...I'm likin' this loli/shota thread
>>684573436
this is it faggot,read the rules
>>684572308
>>684572145
ew faggot.
>>684573436
No anon, the increased normalfag traffic that necessitates the creation of new boards is the real cancer. You are the asscancer here.
>>684573577
Care to share?
>>684573589
it was use to find females pedos on /b/
>>684572586
More of this please.
>>684572586
present
ooh, greentext I guess
>same year as 684572363
>had more guy friends than girls
>over at the parent's house of my creep dad's newest gf
>there's me and 4 boys upstairs away from the grown ups
>they decide to gang up on me
>shove a sock in my mouth and use this long toy snake to tie my hands to a chair
>I scream obscenities through the fabric and they laugh
>one touches my tiny boobs
>I scream into the sock and kick him, they say "Keep her quiet man, they're going to think we're raping her"
cont
>>684573401
i did once. it was one of the best moments of my childhood
>>684573771
If you're not into it, you're the real faggot.
>>684573495
4chan isn't archived. That's the point. After a few hours the stuff posted here is permanently gone.
>be me.
>be 10.
>mother is irresponsible women who dumps me on people to go out.
>one of her ex-boyfriends babysits me.
>hispanic man.
>few times in, he shows me porn.
>meh. not really interested, just curious.
>i keep watching.
>"do you know how to fap little anon?"
>nope.
>"pull down your pants"
>"like this" (he faps me.)
>my tiny uncircumcised peennas gets hard.
>"now do it to me".
>pulls out his dick.
>i grab it.
>holy shit. it feels huge in my hand.
>i fap him.
>he cums.
>my mind is blown.
>"dont tell your mother or she'll get mad."
>"i promise I'll take you out to watch a movie tomorrow.
>i promise not to tell.
>next day we watch the road to el dorado.
>i like it.
>it became a routine.
>fapping. sexual favors.
>"i'll take you here".
>"i'll get you this".
>after a while, i didnt mind.
>>684574250
There are a few 4chan archives though, I used to check them out pretty regularly
>>684574248
>>684574175
I'm ok with that, at least I'm into straight loli like a normal human being.
>>684574301
>be me
>go on 4chan
>make fake story on greentext
>never leave pc cave
>>684574524
lesbian loli too?
>>684574126
moar pics?
>>684574556
>be me
>can't because you are me
>we're all the same faggot shit
so lolicon are wining the thread?
>>684574629
>Lesbians.
So i was reading that last thread, lotta fucked up people.
Shoy in the dark, not looking for judgment, just a shot at any sort of human connection.
Anyone have a fetish for horders or people who are scary gross and filthy?
I dont get off on it, it just kinda happens around me, but i figure it sure would be nice if someone had a fancy for that kinda stuff.
shotacon are losing
>>684574629
nah not a fan.
>>684574995
Sadly, I only feel indescribable rage when I encounter hoarders. My stepmother was one, and she's a blight on this green earth...
>>684573580
I love the idea of filling someone up with water and then introducing a small drip of cannabis/whatever infused grain alcohol in metered amounts. Like no more than 20mg. It would still be risky but a lot less than a beer bottle up the ass. I've never done anal pumping but if my Dom let me have a slave I might try it out...
My anal virginity was taken by my now bf/Dom but I had boys try and put their fingers up my ass since elementary school. When my bf took my anal virginity I was only 18 and it hurt so bad I disassociated and had to bite the bedding. The largest thing I've had up my ass was a 10' dildo and in my vagina it would be my large purple lube bottle.
cont>>684574126
>half of the boys start to become uncomfortable with the situation but the other two have boners
>one puts his hand on my mound and I start crying
>he unties me and picks me up out of the chair and starts running his hands under my clothes while I'm thrashing
>my best friend out of the boys (who I saved from drowning the summer before) starts fighting this kid but backs down after taking a hard punch to the shoulder/neck
>tough kid starts cussing me out and drags me by the hair to his mom's bedroom
>I scream in rage and manage to grab a vacuum extension
>bash him over the head and he slumps
that was what it took for him to stop but it worked. from then on it was ball-shots for gropers
>>684575076
>>684574556
well, i got no tangible proof, but its literally the only interesting story of my life, and it actually happened.
my grandparents used to babysit me for the longest but they fought with my mother all the time. I grew up watching them yell shit at each other. my mother was an attractive single mother (i dont know why people think its a badge of honor BTW) and was a stupid party slut well into her 30's, so I used to bounce from person to person whenever she went out. then that happened and I was never taken anywhere else.
anyways, why the fuck else would I be here if it wasnt for some shit like that? we all got shit to deal with. this is how I deal with that. it gets me off now.
>>684574978
GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER
>>684575311
You always hear of shota's turning into lolis in the news. But do loli's turn into shota's?
I dont hoard. I feel zero attachment to my garbage, its just a good word for it.
But hey! If it was your dad we might have had something going.
>>684575290
I'm doing my best to multitask.
>>684575295
GODDAMN I love smug kitty...
>>684574524
Nah, that's weird and inferior.
GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER
>>684575536
Oh, certainly, but it's not as drastic looking, so it doesn't draw much attention.
>>684575338
so you the only women on 4chan that don't want to get raped,nice
>>684570659
Lurk more and use google faggot.
>>684575430
it hurt his boner
GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER
>it's time for a containment board
>>684575432
>>684575452
Your butthurt and (you) sustains me
>>684575536
most just call them tomboys to hide i t
Here's a fizzler for ya.
>>684575430
>its literally the only interesting story of my life
Thats sucks. If you're close to being 30 i think you should restart and pop yourself in the head. "Interesting" is an overstatement.
P.s. i didnt even read any of your greentext.
>>684574126
yeeeeees
>Loli and shota
There's just no sense of order with you faggots anymore, you idiots just fucking post all your shit together in one thread. No respect for boundaries or individual thread topics, you just want to mix all your fucking shit up like some trash smoothy, you faggots blending this shit together making it simultaneously unavoidable for either side and are such a fucking blight.
>>684576089
>>684576084
We do, it's called /s4s/ and you really belong there
>>684575957
nice pair,got moar
NEW CONTAINMENT BOARD!!!!
>/mi/
>mental illness
traps
fluffy
furry
lolli
shorta
>cannot be posted outside of /mi/
>lets make /b/ great again!
>>684575957
don't be shy, you can show us your tits nobody will know :) does any of this Loli stuff interest you?
>>684576307
Honestly loli and shota should just get their own boards, it doesnt makes sense why there isnt already.
The rest of that stuff is fine on /b/.
GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER
Shota x loli is best
>>684576543
Shotaxmale is best
>>684576210
it to catch female pedos
>>684575861
lol, it's strange because all the times I've been assaulted it's been physically pleasurable (because for my fucked up brain dread=arousal) but the part that always made me mad or feel used what --who-- the person was doing it to me. Always massive tools. I've been assaulted by over 8 boys and 2 girls in my public school/college years and they were all infuriating people
>>684576521
GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER
>containment board for faggots
>>684576462
>>684576498
a dead board isn't better than a mildly active thread every once in awhile.
>>684576172
well, here's another one you can read, you dont even have to scroll up:
>be me.
>be 10.
>dropped off at his house.
>yeap, mother going out again.
>say bye to mother at door.
>sit at couch watching tv.
>not even a minute in...
>"hey little anon, you wanna go to the go karts?"
>well of course i did. i was fucking 10.
>"ok, come here".
>takes me to his room.
>"pull your pants down."
>i do it cause...go karts.
>he starts undoing his pants.
>bends me over the bed.
>"stick up your butt".
>starts sliding his dick up and down my crack.
>doesnt stick it in though.
>moments later cums on my butt.
>tells me to stay there.
>i do as im told.
>leaves room.
>im still bent over on the bed looking at some drawer next to the wall.
>comes back and wipes my butt with somthing. [didnt see what]
>tells me to pull up my pants.
>"ok lets go".
>takes me to go karts.
>i was happy molested kid.
>yeah, at least i wasnt being passed around different babysitters.
>>684574117
I always find it cute when girls look at mens magazines.
>>684576594
>>684576543
Don't care either way.
>>684576307
Loli is one of the founding founding principles of our great /b/
Pop quiz, which of the following mascots can you name?
A tiny cat in a tshirt with a hammer
a green haired chick that is everywhere
a bear that wants to have sex with children
Yeah thats what i thought faggot.
>>684576621
Why does the art always have to be such hideous dobson tier inflation garbage.
At least it's in the OP.
>>684576084
>implying that /b/ should be a safe space that doesn't trigger you
>Be Shota,
>Touching dicks with someone.
>Feelsgoodman.jpg.
>Pushing heads together really hard.
>Bonerfeelssogood,
>Pushed too hard.
>Dicks slip.
>Bodies slap together.
>Look down.
>Balls are touching.
>mfw I'm now gay by universe law.
To this day; I wonder if I should have had sex with the principle.
>>684576781
There's already plenty of "dead" boards here anyway, just because it moves slowly doesnt mean it doesnt serve a valuable purpose.
>>684576705
>I've been assaulted by over 8 boys and 2 girls in my public school/college years and they were all infuriating people
Stop fapping to lolli threads, get a job, get a REAL hoby, and get a life. Your changes of getting your ass beaten will drop significantly.
>>684576498
it did,but real cp killed it
>>684576781
>>684576723
We have one it's called /lgbt/
Do you do anything but shitpost? How will you make /b/ great again if you all you do is post spidy? Do you know anything about the site you're using?
>>684576723
>>684576379
>>684576241
you stupid faggots. are you guys like 60 years old and not tech aware?
look at the file name. the picture was taken in 2015-08-09 at 2:39:19.
>old people in my /b/? wut?
>>684577119
That stuff doesnt even get posted much on here anymore, i doubt a couple boards like that would cause it to sky rocket.
>>684576307
Because you need more room for dub threads?
What the fuck, you mindless cretin.
>>684576241
>>684576379
I like father/daughter loli because I self-insert with it. I'm not attracted to children though, 2d or otherwise, though I guess I can understand the appeal
>>684576705
well getting rape sometime feel good,but wanting to rape is a different story
>>684575957
you know the rules
>>684577249
I will shitpost until every lolli, shota, trap, furry, and fluffy is contained outside of /b/
>>684576868
And then they got rid of that board cause they knew it catered to the worst of shitposters.
>>684577399
if you're gonna pretend to be a woman, at least change the file name neckbeard anon.
>>684576793
Thats cute. Now skip to the part where you trick me with some witty joke or meme in the end
There is already a board for loli, it's /loli/ and it's on infinitechan
>>684576705
What kind of kinky things do you enjoy your dom doing to you or wish he would do to you?
Tell us about being assaulted by girls plz.
>>684577256
she posting old pics,faggot
>>684577690
Slow moving boards arent "dead" you fucking idiot, they still serve a function as a board where you discuss a specific topic of interest on the site.
>>684577690
GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER GET OFF /b/ FAGGOTS WE'RE TIRED OF YOUR CANCER
>>684577452
I'm going to ask you a question and I want you to answer honestly. Do you bring anything to this board? What is your contribution to this "community"?
>>684577690
>>684577256
>>684577442
>>684577532
Y'all must not have been in the last thread. I'm not allowed to post timestamp or real-time photos online. I will get my ass beaten. I'm going back and cropping/blacking out my face out of all these for privacy, but yeah. I already know the lack of timestamp is questionable
>>684577320
so what,stop being a tumblr slut,post more loli/shota or gtfo
>>684575338
Sorry to hear your first time anal hurt so much. It really shouldn't with enough lube. Did your dom fuck up by being impatient?
Has anal gotten better for you now? Can you cum from it?
>>684577781
she needs to post timestamp along with tits. otherwise she's playing you fuckers like a violin.
the fact that she is posting "old pics" tells you a lot.
>>684577399
what do you mean you self insert? and fuck I love me a big girl with big delicious tits (: you got anymore you'd love to share ? or kik? ;p
>>684577664
Yeah, good luck getting anything of value out of that place now. They just went through a purging.
>>684577912
Wrong post.
>>684577894
>I'm not allowed to post timestamp or real-time photos online.
lol. its like plot armor.
also, you type like a man, faggot. if you're gonna pretend to be a woman, at least have the decency to learn to be feminine in your use of words.
women dont talk the way you do. but I suppose you dont know that because you have never spoken to one.
>>684577863
>>684577863
Cool, now go to /r/ and try to get a question answered. What do you actually want /b/ to be about then? Because if you excise everything from /b/ you might as well not even have it.
>>684577877
>>684577945
you was never i the last thread faggot, and why do you care so much
>>684577894
Tell us about pegging your dom. Does he moan like a bitch? Do you make him pretty up for it and beg for your cock?
>>684577399
What is your father/daughter fantasy like? Do you want daddy to rape you or have it more consensual? Advice for anyone thinking of being a dad and possibly having a daughter?
>>684578226
>>684578084
When it was alive it wasn't even worth going to. You could always find more and better stuff here or on exhentai.
>>684578226
Two topics arent everything anon, that's ridiculous.
>>684578387
Very true.
>>684577863
you sir/madam know your shit
dead and slow boards are two different things
dead=deleted
slow=barely active
>>684577690
thank god for hamburgers
imo, dead boards/threads are only good for archiveing
>>684577690
thank god for litteraly any kind of meat you can buy in a store (which is dead btw)
I'm really loving this thread. I don't care if we are competing or whatever. There's pleasant and congenial discussions between lolicons and shotacons.
so who won?
>>684572774
Oh, hey, it's the retarded newfag who doesn't know what scat is again!
How delightful! you know, I actually thought you'd managed to grow a brain!
>>684578729
>>684578725
>>684578558
That's probably the dumbest reply to this but I'll accept it just for you. You have moxy.
But you're still dumb
>>684577602
there's no joke at the end. its legit.
i also hate women because of that shit. attractive women anyways. my mother was one, and she was a shit mother because of it. dating a bunch different dudes and never happy with one. I was too young back then to know what was going on but as I got older I realized that being attractive fucked her up big time as a person. she is alone now and old, when she had her pick when she was young. btw, every attractive woman I have met is the same. they are all a bunch of entitled cunts.
anyways, I dont even mind. I got into it once I started getting horny. hence why I lurk here.
>>684577767
I really wish my Dom would indulge my choking fetish more. Ever since my step-brother choked me out it's been a huge turn on for me. I use breathing control every time I mastrubate now.
Well the most notable time was when I was 17 and just started college. My drug dealer had hooked me up with 1 percocet and 2 vicoden. I took it all and got hooked up with some vodka and a handful of bong hits. I don't remember how I got there but I found myself on a couch in the dorm mezzanine. A guy from my dorm and a girl he knew came upon my body. She giggled and whispered, then sat behind my head.
I lolled and couldn't speak... She put my head between her boobs and ordered the boy to hold me by the legs. She talked dirty to me and touched my boobs and licked my ear. I couldn't stop laughing but I was entirely scared and didn't want this girl touching me. Then she suggested to the boy to take me to his dorm and fix me to the bed with a bike lock. I wanted to cry but all I could do was laugh.
I fell asleep from the drugs and when I woke up my body was on the same couch and they were gone. I wandered to the shower and cried and fell asleep under the cold water for like an hour. The guy later apologized and we're still friends but the girl tried to touch me again and I told her I'd knock her teeth out if she tried again
>>684578924
yes i know im right
prove me wrong if im not
This was a great deal of fun all.
>>684579139
It's false equivalence anon, you should know that. I didn't say you were right I said I would accept your response anyway despite you being a total retard
>>684578742
You're a weird person to think of this thread as pleasant or good at all.
>>684578935
Then just fucking end it. Dont even think of it as a negative way when you do. Think of it like this. When you die your body decompose and becomes energy. Energy that can be used for a good cause. So just stop hogging that sweet resources and fucking die.
>>684579139
not how it fucking works
>aliens just told me i own the world
>they left no evidence
>prove me wrong
fuck off faggot
>>684579505
too edgy for me.
>>684579505
>edgy newfags
summer is coming
>>684579417
Meh, there were douche bags trying to derail us and stuff, but between our groups we were able to still have a decent time.
>>684579417
This is better than 99% of threads here, I enjoyed myself
>>684579534
why yes i am a faggot
i love the smell of bruised booty holes
>>684579760
>telling someone to kill themselves is edgy and new
Are you new?
>>684572774
I'm into furry, loli, shota, AND scat! Quadruple whammy!
Oh... And traps, too! Even worse!
>>684578980
I take it you are not a fan of girl-girl or just this particular situation?
What was the other girl assault experience that you had?
>>684579760
Going to need a gif for that, got anything?
>>684579871
Considering the place, that isnt speaking much for overall quality.
>>684580015
I pity low test betas that can only fap to overtly womanly women. Truly pathetic. I can get off to anything if I wanted to.
I'd fuck a volcano if I could.
samefag
>>684579915
i also love trolling so yea
>>684580213
Same.
>>684577942
Oh, it was completely a lube issue. I think I liked that my first anal sex hurt though, I got that "cherry-popping" experience I never had since my hymen was like non-existent. It made it feel like my bf was my real first time.
>>684577972
I imagine myself as the loli and the guy as my dad. He sorta messed me up. Unfortunately I've already posted my best boob shots (mostly in the last thread) and I think I would get my shit wrecked if I posted fresh content. I might ask my Dom take some pics with stamps eventually tho
>>684578220
Are you for real? "women don't talk the way you do"??? it's fair to think I'm full of shit for lack of timestamp but that argument is retarded
>>684578382
Oh yeah, he loves it. He's pretty tight and I always have to work him up to my strap-on but he really enjoys it. One of his favorite things was when I put frozen weed-infused coconut oil into his ass and then fingered him.
My father/daughter fantasy is my dad coming upon a younger version of myself, drunk like usual. Except instead of crying about his latest bitchy gf he climbs on top of me, pins my limbs, and stuffs his cock into whichever hole he aims up with. Then he brutalizes me until he passes out on top of me, leaving cum leaking out off me and into the sheets
>>684580170
4chan has always been shit and I love it that way
It's the people that are trying to improve the place or remove cancer that are the worst
>>684576781
Hooooly shit. Artist source? More?!
>>684580004
it edgy,but never new
it just one of the ways newfags try to fit in
>>684580314
That's an odd view to have of anything.
>>684580288
>>684580213
glad there is some real guys other than myself, most unsexual thing youve ever bated to?
89 honda for me
>>684580307
>? it's fair to think I'm full of shit for lack of timestamp but that argument is retarded
you gave yourself plot armor with that bullshit about "not being allowed to post real time pictures".
and Im telling you, if you're going to pretend to be a woman (and I seen your posts before), you need to learn how to speak like one. not like a man.
>you fucking transparent fat man fuck.
>>684578883
Where's this from?
>>684580307
Gotcha. Are you into painal now or anal sex with little lube? Love painal myself, but my wife is unfortunately unwilling to play like that.
On the bright side, I love pounding her womb and when she gets hot enough she lets me do it. Enjoy seeing her moan and groan from my cock messing up her insides.
>>684580876
Shut the fuck up and either enjoy the thread or go somewhere else. You missed the previous thread and no one cares if she is REALLY 100% telling the truth.
>>684578995
sawce?
>>684580099
It was just this particular situation. I consider myself bisexual and at that time I was even looking for a girlfriend. The girl that touched me was just a massive bitch who loved to cause chaos
The other thing was this girl who learned I liked girls in middle school. It was after the whole vacuum extension debacle and boys were wary of me. The only jewish girl at our middle school came up to me in art class and started whispering suggestive and uncomfortable things to me when I was alone. Then she's do it in front of friends to humiliate me. Finally she made his hand-shaped clay project and told me I could use it for "yanno... /stuff/" It exploded in the kiln and she gathered the fingers, waiting for me when I was alone gathering my stuff after class. She grabbed my him and ran a cold, glazed, clay finger down my inner thigh and I ran out of the classroom. After she presented the fingers to me next class wrapped in paper towels I reported her to the school. Nothing really came of it and then I ran away because my dad was really starting to get creepy at home
>>684580676
I dunno man, that's a tough one. I was listening to a good song once so I fapped to that
>>684581079
kek.
fapping to a fat man pretending to be a woman.
lel.
>>684581233
Wow. Middle School is even more fucked up than HS.
What were some of your positive girl-girl experiences since then?
>>684581079
I'd say that I'm into painal now, yeah. Oh you're the cervical play guy! How do you stretch your wife's cervix wide enough to fit your dick in?? That must be a really strange sensation too
Also I lol'ed at her not being into painal but being into womb-play
>>684581233
second girl story?
>>684575452
>TIRED OF YOUR CANCER
but /b/ is cancer
>>684581383
How do people masturbate to text? Like i get imagination but like why? This isnt the 1800s we have the Internet which has all fetishes desire
>>684581383
a fat woman
>>684580641
Think of it, we had Spidy and literal shitposters in the thread. What do they bring here that's worthwhile? Even if you don't like YLYL threads all you saw was that fucking banana over and over and over.
People cry MODS at pictures of teens fully clothed or say that people need to be banned. What do they actually want from this place? Is their entire time here spent looking for fresh and spicy memes? They're literally leeches and parasites that do nothing but shit up the place.
>>684581677
I'd image you've never read Renpet's works??
asstr dot org/~Renpet
>>684581677
>Being so pathetic you can't use your imagination
Maybe you should lay off the porn for awhile. Hell, I have a huge collection of it but it's mostly for curiosity. Most of the time I just fap using my mind for stimulation.
>>684581233
>dad was really starting to get get creepy at home.
like how?
and didn't you want to get fuck by him,i don't get you
>>684581604
Nah, I'm not the cervix guy, sorry.
She's not into womb play, I just get off on hurting her with my dick. I know when and how to pound her when we fuck so that her womb gets tenderized.
We've only been together for a year. Really want to get her into stretching, but she thinks her holes will magically stay loose forever if we do.Stretching her cervix would be fun. Not to the point of fucking it (not patient enough for that), but four sounding.
Glad you're into painal. It's so deliciously debasing, humiliating and intimate all in one!
>>684581751
They want to be the 'underground kids' who access a 'forbidden' website. I know it because I was one of this kids some time ago.
